2. Thin, put it far away from the mouth; Eating is just around the corner.
After 9: 00 pm, don't make video calls with girls, because their faces have been restored to the factory settings.
4. Failure is the mother of success, but failure often leads to infertility.
5. Men and dogs: Men are twenty like pugs, sweet words in their mouths, and thirty like watchdogs, who are best at cooking and washing clothes.
6.M: I will drive you. Woman: Forget it. Why not? Woman: I feel that every drop of sweat you shed is laughing at my weight.
7. Nowadays, people clap their heads to make decisions, and clap their chests to ensure that they leave.
8. Eat every day. The girl bought in buy buy is the most beautiful. Because eating+buying = beauty.
9. Sometimes I feel that the entanglement between marrying money and marrying love is just like the discussion about going to Tsinghua or Peking University when I was a child.
10. Your life can be summarized in nine words. You can do whatever you want with your salary, and the salary is naturally cool.
1 1. What is the palpable pain? I just feel so hungry, but I still feel like a lump of meat.
12. He Shengliang was born in; Why does raw food produce fat? Why is there a strong wind with bangs? If you have me, why don't you have my date?
13. Students have changed a lot over the years, and the years have left traces on their faces. But you are different. Time has left rings on you.
14. You two seem to be a good match. You have done a good job of sorting out the garbage of Yue Lao.
15. Only the weak will cry and beg him not to leave when they break up. We strong people all kneel on the ground and hold each other's thighs so that he can't move.
16. The terrible thing is the lover relationship; On the surface is the relationship between husband and wife; What is hazy is the first love relationship; It is a father-son relationship that meat buns beat dogs; If you have something to eat together, it is a friend relationship; When I have something to do, what I remember is to use relationships; What can't be broken even after death is blood relationship.
17. When we are in love, we are all stage actors; When we are lovelorn, we are all sentimental dogs.
18. Touch the clean pocket: Nothing, where did the dust come from? Let go of desire and be refreshed.
19. The secret should not be too big. If it is too big, it is difficult to collect and easy to expose the target; Not too small. It is too small to hide. The best size is just enough for others to ignore and just enough for yourself to smile.
20. My husband complained to me: "I married a wife who doesn't care about the whole country or the whole city." Me: "But at least I can destroy you!
After 2 1.90: endure the deepest night, put on the most beautiful makeup and dance the wildest disco; Post-90s: the one who sleeps the deepest, takes off the longest and drinks the most tonic soup.
22. Gradually, I understand the truth that only those humble small restaurants can eat real delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service.
23. The brain is a commodity. I hope you don't regard it as an ornament.
24. I am a very principled person. Where there is delicious food, I am there!
25. What happened to that woman? People say that daughters are daddy's sweet little cotton-padded jacket. I'm my dad's bulletproof vest!
26. I don't know when all the friends who have nothing to say have disappeared into your circle of friends. They lie quietly on your friends list, and then live enthusiastically under the dynamics of others.
27. The night is beautiful. Although it is dangerous, there are always people who cultivate immortality with black eyes.
28. The avatar of the circle of friends is the same as the instant noodle packaging bag, for reference only!
29. You can never knock on all women's doors, but I can! Beauty, the courier has arrived!
30. This is an era of changeable feelings. If you want someone to remember you forever, you may have to borrow money from him.