2. When learning snorkeling, no matter how hard the limbs are, they are all floating on the water. I was so angry that I wanted to throw myself into the river, but I still couldn't sink.
3. Just walk more. Go shopping when you are free! Go and see if you can wear some nice clothes! Fat man!
4. In some places, when taking a hot air balloon, the weigher will write your weight on the back of your hand! ! !
Sitting in a small table and chair in a bar, you won't feel like playing bumper cars with people around you.
6, regardless of age, beauty is a must. There is no excuse to lose weight. If you can fatten yourself up, you will definitely lose weight. Women in their thirties should be smarter than girls in 10. You should know how picky this society is about women.
7. Two Butterflies Family Funny Edition: You told me to lose weight healthily. I'm making progress too fast. I took a bottle of beer and mixed a glass of wine. You said I was really useless. I am guilty.
Jolin Tsai, people work very hard. I'm also in college. I didn't eat anything. People are people. Let's not feel sorry for ourselves.
9. The guests are led to the sofa and will not be discussed because of the two big pits above.
65438+ Surrounded by deep care, happiness and well-being accompany you!
1 1. If you find a job you like, you won't be rejected because of your size.
12, obesity is the pain of breathing, it lives in every corner of my body, eating KFC will hurt, eating McDonald's will hurt, even drinking water will hurt; Obesity is the pain of breathing, rolling back and forth in the blood, regretting the pain of not losing weight, hating the pain of not dieting, and wanting to be thin most.
13, don't always go out on dates, hide in the house to keep warm; Don't continue to grind your teeth to lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't wear thin clothes to keep cool, but wear thick clothes to keep warm; Don't stare blankly, just give me a message. Friend, winter is coming, take care of yourself!
14, you have to pay more for smoking now. Who can say that it will not be stipulated after 20 years: when you buy life insurance, you will pay more because it is too important?
15, the figure is constantly developing horizontally, determined to lose weight. I said to my husband: I will only eat bananas and pineapples for dinner tomorrow. My husband said simply: elephants grow up eating these, and I really can't stand it.
16, the man who came face to face turned back because of appreciation rather than curiosity.
17, impossible! He's thin! Small belly! Do not restrain yourself, envy others for a lifetime!
18, Garfield and Robot Cat are just cartoon characters, and we live in reality. ( m.taiks.com )
19, my girlfriend made up her mind to start losing weight and said to her aunt, "From today on, I will only eat bananas and pineapples for dinner!" Ah Zhu replied lightly, "That's how elephants grow up."
20, don't date, hide in the house to keep warm; Don't lose weight, leave some fat to resist the cold; Don't get cold, add clothes to keep warm; Don't be silly, just give me a message. Beginning of winter is here, pay attention to your health!
2 1, losing weight is to make yourself more beautiful. Losing weight is to make yourself more confident, to lose weight, and to prove that you are actually excellent! So losing weight is a wonderful thing … I want to be happy! Also want to be healthy! Come on! !
22, prove your ability: this thing can be done, nothing can be done!
23, talk about heat and health, don't worry, don't bother, eat more fruits and vegetables, pay attention to nutrition and health care. Change the air frequently in the morning and evening and cover the window before going to bed at night. If you want to lose weight, you often walk around the park.
24, the key to losing weight is hunger, exercise is the most useless, at most it is auxiliary. But if you want to lose weight through exercise, it's impossible.
I didn't lose weight in June 5438+ 10, I didn't pursue it in March, I accumulated fat in May, I fell out of love in May, I stayed indoors in June, I became fatter in July, I felt inferior in August, I was tired of dating in September, I didn't have a company in June 5438+ 10, and I was in June165438.
26. Modern human beings are miserable, their lives are wasted too much, their consciousness level is backward, they don't pay attention to saving water and electricity, motorcycles and cars can fly, and the environment is flooded. We want to reduce emissions and slow down global warming, and the whole world will join hands to resist it.
27. When traveling romantically, you won't smooth the back strap of your boyfriend's bike.
28, say what is broad-minded and fat, and feel depressed at the thought of weight!
29. If you control your appetite and eat less, what can you do? Can you die? They have money to eat, you fat bastard. When you don't lose weight, you have to starve. If you don't embarrass yourself, others will embarrass you!
30. Although I am a real Madrid fan, I still want to draw a line with Cristiano Ronaldo!
3 1, you know, it's embarrassing to say "do you have any extra-large clothes" to the salesgirl; But "the clothes here are too fat" can be said with confidence.
32, beginning of winter! Do not lose weight, save some fat for the winter; Stop pretending to be cool and put on more warm clothes; Don't date, go home and sleep with a kettle; Stop smoking, your nose is falling off the screen of your mobile phone. Keep warm!
33. Give someone: Remember to cover the quilt when it is still cold; Give it to someone: eat well and don't lose too much weight; No matter how busy you are at work, you should give people a rest and don't stay up late; Give someone: don't eat cold instant noodles; Give it to sb. : …
How can a person who can't control his own weight control his own life?
35. Go shopping with your boyfriend in summer, and he won't always want to walk in the shade behind you.
36, 50 years later, show your grandson your slightly yellow wedding dress: grandma's waist is only as tight as it was at the beginning!
37. Of course, fat people can be confident, but if you can't let go of your weight, you must lose weight.
38. Intimate contact on the beach was originally a romantic thing, but if you finally want to dig each other out of the sand, it is another matter.
39. I think your weight loss plan has been reimbursed. I can't sleep when I miss you. When I dream of you, I'd rather be stupid. Only you can replace this meal. The world should explode without you on Valentine's Day. Come to me on Valentine's Day for the sake of the existence of the earth.