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A hilarious copy that is very popular in the circle of friends.
1. Everyone says I have a bad temper! Just kidding, I am good-looking and good-tempered, so come on!

When I hate someone, if this person suddenly says that he likes me, then I don't hate each other at all. It's so principled. You can't hate a man with vision. -Liu Tong

I used to naively think that money is everything, but later I found that money is not everything, but everything.

Although you have a bad temper, bad grades, bad temper, bad personality and bad looks, the only thing you can be proud of is your good appetite!

I wanted to eat my sorrows one by one, but I ate them into meatballs one by one.

6. Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie hasn't lost weight after walking a hundred thousand miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

7. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

8. Whether two people can stay together for a long time is very important, but it is more important to eat three meals.

9. These days, a man who can silently wait for you downstairs in the dormitory and give you a warm morning, noon and evening meal will always be patient and will only deliver takeout, no matter whether it is windy or rainy in cold weather or hot weather.

10. Whenever life knocks me down, I won't cheer up immediately. I usually just lie there and take a nap.

1 1. The world is so big, where can I go without money? To buy a globe, you should not only have a look, but also look around.

12. I just saw a news that both mother and daughter are flight attendants. I don't know what's good about this, just mother and daughter! Our ancestors were farmers for eighteen generations, and I never show off! Am I proud? Am I bloated?

13. The threshold for doing anything in this era has become so high. Want to be an otaku, can you afford a house?

14. There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, do you think I should give an example?

15. I'm not as perfect and strong as you think. Money and beauty are enough to conquer me!

16. There are not many beautiful skins, and there are fewer interesting souls. The ugly and vicious pig climbed all over the floor.

17. If you get married, you have to marry Tang Priest. I can afford skin care products myself, but if I can't afford them, I will eat them as skin care products.

18. The barrier yarn for women to chase men is basically barbed wire or charged unless the man has a good impression on you.

19. Your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

20. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind.

2 1. Every time someone attacks me, I think there is something wrong with this person. He can still lose his temper at such a lovely me, speechless.

22. The highest level of boredom is to turn on the TV, press the mobile phone, chew snacks and watch the computer.

23. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If everything goes well, you're dead.

24. Go to bed early, exercise more, don't smoke or drink, and form the good habit of going to bed early and getting up early. Over time, when you are too upset to sleep, you won't have friends to accompany you.