Performance: teasing: Miao Fu/holding: Wang Sheng

Miao Fu: To tell you the truth, my heart is full of ups and downs.

Wang Sheng: Yes.

Miao Fu: As one.

Wang Sheng: Wait a minute. Wait a minute, Miss Miao.

Miao Fu: What's the matter?

Wang Sheng: You are in a good mood.

Miao Fu: Ups and downs.

Wang Sheng: Do you mean uneasy?

Miao Fu: Ah, yes, yes, yes, thank you.

Wang Sheng: Hey.

Miao Fu: I lost this ugliness as soon as I came up. My culture is real. ..

Wang Sheng: Achievement! Cultural attainments,

Miao Fu: OK, OK.

Wang Sheng: You can use this word. You can't use this word. You'd better speak vernacular.

Miao Fu: Right, right, right. At this point, I can't compare with the teacher Wang Sheng around me, to be honest.

Wang Sheng: Dare not?

Miao Fu: Mr. Wang Sheng's family is a serious college graduate.

Wang Sheng: I'm still serious.

Miao Fu: You are different from me. I have been correspondence since the third grade of primary school. I am .....

Wang Sheng: Who gave you that textbook?

Miao Fu: Isn't this modesty?

Wang Sheng: Don't talk like that.

Miao Fu: Teacher Wang Sheng graduated from Shaanxi Dietetic College and worked in Shaanxi Dietetic College for several years. ...

Wang Sheng: Have I changed again?

Miao Fu: No, your school is. ...

Wang Sheng: Shaanxi Normal University.

Miao Fu: Yes, yes, high flyers from Shaanxi Normal University and College of Arts.

Wang Sheng: I dare not.

Miao Fu: I studied the maintenance of imported excavators. How many years?

Wang Sheng: Can you chat?

Miao Fu: What's the matter?

Wang Sheng: Well, why? College of Literature, Shaanxi Normal University. I studied the maintenance of imported excavators. Why don't I go to Lan Xiang Technical School?

Miao Fu: I ... I didn't go to college.

Wang Sheng: Then ask.

Miao Fu: Please forgive me and make amends.

Wang Sheng: Forgive me.

Miao Fu: I have no college experience, but I heard that Mr. Wang is one of the four talents in the College of Liberal Arts.

Wang Sheng: No, it was me.

Miao Fu: He is very good.

Wang Sheng: I'll make nine.

Miao Fu: I knew it when I asked.

Wang Sheng: Don't, don't, don't, don't be the four great talents.

Miao Fu: Huh?

Wang Sheng: I'm not even eight donkey kong.

Miao Fu: Why isn't there even donkey kong?

Wang Sheng: I'm from Laojiu.

Miao Fu: Isn't it in the three-five-seven-nine row? Eldest brother is third, second brother is fifth, and third brother is seventh? You're Laojiu.

Wang Sheng: Has the College of Arts sorted out arithmetic progression?

Miao Fu: This shows that you are both civil and military.

Wang Sheng: Never heard of it.

Miao Fu: I'm telling the truth now. I want to replenish my energy, because people are knowledgeable and we are partners. It's hard to tell the truth, and my heart is so uneasy. I must get together with other people. I started watching it recently, too.

Wang Sheng: Oh?

Miao Fu: I can say yes now, and I can't put it down.

Wang Sheng: Why are you hungry again? Take a piece of paper to eat.

Wang Sheng: I can't put it down.

Miao Fu: I can't put down my books. I hold all kinds of Chinese and foreign classics every day, boy.

Wang Sheng: Have you seen them all?

Miao Fu: Ang, detective Conan, One Piece,

Wang Sheng: Stop.

Miao Fu: I hold it in my hand every day.

Wang Sheng: You add a copy of Dragon Ball and a copy of Saint. Are these four classic novels?

Miao Fu: What's the matter?

Wang Sheng: Where can I see this comic book?

Miao Fu: I want to get into the habit of reading, and seduce me with cartoons first.

Wang Sheng: Training.

Miao Fu: Training.

Wang Sheng: Books can't tempt you.

Miao Fu: Don't we also see Four Great Classical Novels?

Wang Sheng: Oh?

Miao Fu: You just said it, so we have to watch it.

Wang Sheng: Really?

Miao Fu: Because of us, to be honest, when we were young, we were born after 80s.

Wang Sheng: Who? You just said age group.

Miao Fu: Me? After 80.

Wang Sheng: Are you doing something old? This counts.

Miao Fu: I'm a little in a hurry, you know?

Wang Sheng: You're still 80 years old.

Miao Fu: When I was a child, I watched Four Great Classical Novels, an adapted TV series.

Wang Sheng: There is one.

Miao Fu: Especially the Journey to the West. You watch this when you turn on the TV in winter and summer vacations.

Wang Sheng: More.

Miao Fu: the Monkey King, Journey to the West.

Wang Sheng: Yes, yes, yes.

Miao Fu: Deng Deng Deng ... The monkey went up, Deng Deng Deng ... The monkey went up, Deng Deng Deng. ...

Wang Sheng: Can you give the monkey a rest?

Miao Fu: Very impressive.

Wang Sheng: I jumped three times.

Miao Fu: That's what I like to watch. The theme song is still fresh in my memory.

Wang Sheng: Open your mouth and sing.

Miao Fu: A pair of mandarin ducks and a butterfly fly to all the love, which is intoxicating.

Quietly ask the holy monk if his daughter is beautiful. Is the daughter beautiful? Brother Yu, brother Yu

Brother Yu, give me some fun.

Wang Sheng: Hey.

Miao Fu: Why are you ignoring me?

Wang Sheng: Is this the theme song of The Journey to the West?

Miao Fu: Ang

Wang Sheng: I'm ashamed of you, you know?

Miao Fu: What's the matter?

Wang Sheng: You watched 25 episodes of "The Country of Daughters".

Miao Fu: Maybe this episode is quite impressive.

Wang Sheng: Theme Song: You lead the horse and I carry the burden.

Miao Fu: Oh, I remember, I remember, and there are many more.

Wang Sheng: Anything else?

Miao Fu: For example, the kettle passed. I also like to watch the kettle pass by.

Wang Sheng: You have read all the books about kettles.

Miao Fu: One hundred and eight big kettles.

Wang Sheng: Oh, this boiler room is really big.

Miao Fu: Everyone is a hero. What boiler room?

Wang Sheng: Does Hero have a kettle?

Miao Fu: There is that book.

Wang Sheng: Water Margin

Miao Fu: Water Margin

Wang Sheng: Liang Shanbo

Miao Fu: With Zhu Yingtai.

Wang Sheng: I know.

Miao Fu: You said serial, so did I. ...

Wang Sheng: OK, OK, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Ying are another matter.

Miao Fu: You just said Liangshan.

Wang Sheng: Liangshan, Shui Bo

Miao Fu: Did Song Jiang?

Wang Sheng: Right, right, right.

Miao Fu: Hu Sanniang.

Wang Sheng: Yes.

Miao Fu: Did you turn into a butterfly?

Wang Sheng: Oh, dear.

Miao Fu: I've seen this one. You also said serial killer.

Wang Sheng: Don't talk about soap operas.

Miao Fu: How?

Wang Sheng: It takes Zhu Yingtai to become a butterfly.

Miao Fu: Is there?

Wang Sheng: I don't know if there is.

Miao Fu: I may have seen less here.

Wang Sheng: Song Jiang and Hu Sanniang will not become butterflies.

Miao Fu: Anyway, just 108.

Wang Sheng: Right, right, right.

Miao Fu: I stopped watching it after 108.

Wang Sheng: No?

Miao Fu: I've been calling.

Wang Sheng: Hey.

Miao Fu: What's the point of calling all the time?

Wang Sheng: What do you see that won't fight?

Miao Fu:? Like the resourceful one.

Wang Sheng: What?

Miao Fu: Three Kingdoms.

Wang Sheng: This is.

Miao Fu: He Wu from The Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Look at this.

Especially when I look at strategists.

Wang Sheng: Consultant.

Miao Fu: Advisors fight with wits.

Wang Sheng: Yes.

Miao Fu: Especially the counselors inside.

Wang Sheng: Which ones?

Miao Fu: I like those three best.

Wang Sheng: Three people.

Miao Fu: Zhuge Liang comes first. Kongming Wolong is my favorite.

Are particularly smart. The straw boat borrowed an arrow, struck Zhujiazhuang three times and explored a bottomless pit four times.

Wang Sheng: Sanda Zhujiazhuang? To stop Zhu Yingtai from becoming a butterfly, right? this is ...

Miao Fu: Why did it become a butterfly again?

Wang Sheng: What's this? Do you recite all these? I'll tell you again.

Miao Fu: Fight with wits. ..

Wang Sheng: Remember, these three can't fight each other.

Miao Fu: Why?

Wang Sheng: These three * * * are one person.

Miao Fu: Won't he call?

Wang Sheng: I can't fight. How can I fight alone?

Miao Fu: I think my greatest enemy in life is myself. Do you care?

Wang Sheng: You don't have to study. You know everything.

Miao Fu: Besides, with my image and temperament, can I see things that are always fighting and killing people?

Wang Sheng: You must read some archaeological materials, right? This is it, so you can dig yourself out.

Miao Fu: What I like best is the things of talented people and beautiful women.

Wang Sheng: Oh, Blake, don't make me sick.

Miao Fu: Let me give you a simple example.

Wang Sheng: You look talented and beautiful.

Miao Fu: My favorite.

Wang Sheng: What book?

Miao Fu: Twelve Women in Jinling

Wang Sheng: Yes.

Miao Fu: Twelve Women in Jinling is also called A Dream of Red Mansions.

Wang Sheng: I can't say anything else.

Miao Fu: Great, look at this dream of red mansions.

Wang Sheng: Hey.

Miao Fu: How nice it is for Cao Xueqin to be inside.

Wang Sheng: This is the author. Not in the book. Did you just read a title page, Cao Xueqin? The book is closed.

Miao Fu: I just read a title page.

Wang Sheng: What the hell is this?

Miao Fu: Cao Xueqin, I like this man.

Wang Sheng: Hmm.

Miao Fu: Author, boy, my family was rich when I was young.

Wang Sheng: Yes.

Miao Fu: Then my family came down.

Wang Sheng: Huh?

Miao Fu: I can only sell books and snow red in my later years? Celery barely makes ends meet.

Wang Sheng: Wait. ...

Miao Fu: Later, clay figurines Zhang and Cao Xueqin were circulated. ...

Wang Sheng: Selling sherry? Celery? Where did you see it?

Miao Fu: Hong? Celery. He has to live, you know.

Wang Sheng: Cao Xueqin belongs to a small trader, right? That's right.

Miao Fu: I think so.

Wang Sheng: You haven't read this book, not at all.

Miao Fu: Why haven't I seen it?

Wang Sheng: You can't remember here.

Miao Fu: I remember a sentence clearly.

Wang Sheng: A strange word?

Miao Fu: Is there an eyebrow curl?

Wang Sheng: You mentioned this just now. Theme song for TV adaptation.

Miao Fu: Yes.

Wang Sheng: Yes.

Miao Fu: The music is beautiful.

Wang Sheng: Hmm.

Miao Fu: And there are four fixed poems before singing.

Wang Sheng: Is that a poem? Read four poems quickly

Miao Fu: Good.

Wang Sheng: Hmm.

Miao Fu: Read it out loud.

Wang Sheng: Recite?

Miao Fu: It feels good.

Wang Sheng: Can you understand it?

Miao Fu: That, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that.

Wang Sheng: OK.

Miao Fu: Shame, shame, shame.

Wang Sheng: Your poems cover everything.

Miao Fu: Ah.

Wang Sheng: Full of imagination.

Miao Fu: I can eat whatever I want.

Wang Sheng: You, you, you, me, you watched it when you were young.

Miao Fu: I mainly show you this recitation cavity.

Wang Sheng: It's just an empty hole without words, right?

Miao Fu: Aren't we mainly talking about "eyebrow curling"?

Wang Sheng: Is there a word for "curly eyebrows"?

Miao Fu: There are words, which are beautiful to sing. One is Xianpa, Yuen Long (Wang Sheng: it will be right in a minute), the other is flawless jade (beautifully written), the other is carrying a load and the other is leading a horse.

Wang Sheng: Go, go.

Miao Fu: You didn't keep pushing me.

Wang Sheng: I can't take it anymore.

Miao Fu: What's the matter?

Wang Sheng: This is Pig and Friar Sand behind Baoyu and Daiyu in Can't Curse Eyebrows.

Miao Fu: Can't you talk to two nerds?

Wang Sheng: There is no such word. Not at all.

Miao Fu: Didn't you just ask me to lead the horse?

Wang Sheng: No, you remember it again, right?

Miao Fu: Didn't I just read these books recently?

Wang Sheng: I just read this book.

Miao Fu: The more familiar you are, the more careless you may be.

Wang Sheng: Ouch!

Miao Fu: Anyone who drowns can swim.

Wang Sheng: You just said something from The Analects of Confucius. Take a look.

Miao Fu: I haven't been reading other unfamiliar books recently.

Wang Sheng: What books do you read?

Miao Fu: You are like Shan Hai Jing. Have you ever heard of Shan Hai Jing? At the beginning of life, they are similar in nature and good at learning.

Wang Sheng: It's called Shan Hai Jing, and it's also called Saint Amethyst.

Miao Fu: What word classics?

Wang Sheng: Do you know the Three Character Classics? It is also a classic of mountains and seas.

Miao Fu: Isn't it a fairy tale?

Wang Sheng: That's right. What you just saw in the four classic novels, this guy can't remember clearly. Shan Hai Jing is a classic work in the pre-Qin period. You can come here.

Miao Fu: What did you just say?

Wang Sheng: That's an illusion.

Miao Fu: I mainly read stories, you know? Tell you a few stories and you will understand, and you will know whether I have ever seen Jingwei reclamation.

Wang Sheng: Yo.

Miao Fu: Is there?

Wang Sheng: It is included in the Wild West Classic.

Miao Fu: I don't know where. I've only seen this one.

Wang Sheng: I have read this story.

Miao Fu: Jingwei Reclamation

Wang Sheng: Even if he did.

Miao Fu: Why reclamation?

Wang Sheng: Why?

Miao Fu: The great traitor and the good man turned to the Japanese. When he grabbed it, he just pressed it, you know?

Wang Sheng: Jingwei's reclamation is to fill Wang Jingwei back.

Miao Fu: Live, okay? Haven't you seen this after filling the sea?

Wang Sheng: I really have no choice. I'm telling you, Jingwei Reclamation is not for me to be a teacher. Jingwei is not for Wang Jingwei, but for the daughter of Yan Di, the sun god. Her nickname is Maiden.

Miao Fu: I know.

Wang Sheng: That may be when I grow up. When I was a child, I was nicknamed a girl? Sailing across the sea and capsizing in the waves of this day? The immortal soul turned into a water bird and told Jingwei to fill the sea to avenge it. This is called jingwei reclamation.

Miao Fu: Oh dear.

Wang Sheng: Do you understand?

Miao Fu: What do you know about this knowledge?

Wang Sheng: Dare not?

Miao Fu: I understand that Yandi's daughter is called Jingwei (by the way). One day, there was nothing to do. I rowed a wave at sea and came to Jingwei. I saw, alas, the wind was too strong. What happened?

Wang Sheng: Where are the Baoji people here?

Miao Fu: Isn't Yan Di from Baoji? Yan Diling is still in Baoji.

Wang Sheng: You're ruining the beauty of the myth.

Miao Fu: We respect historical facts.

Wang Sheng: You don't remember.

Miao Fu: Anyway, I remember this very clearly.

Wang Sheng: What else?

Miao Fu: Widows always run after the sun, right? What is the widow's pursuit of the sun?

Wang Sheng: I really know this story.

Miao Fu: Oh, tell me about it.

Wang Sheng: After Wang Jingwei's death, his daughter-in-law Chen Bijun became a widow and could not take care of herself. She went to Japan to chase the widow.

Miao Fu: That's a good summary. Oh, dear Mr. Wang, your summary is different from mine.

Wang Sheng: Why don't you pull off your lower lip, cover your face and run as far as possible along this road?

Miao Fu: What's the matter?

Wang Sheng: I can't lose recognition.

Miao Fu: What do you mean by losing this person?

Wang Sheng: Is there a widow who chases the sun? This story is called "Kuafu Chasing the Sun" and "Kuafu Chasing the Sun".

Miao Fu: Kuafu chasing the sun

Wang Sheng: This man is also a tribal leader.

Miao Fu: Chasing the sun.

Wang Sheng: Yes.

Miao Fu: I can't catch up every day. Oh, the sun runs too fast. What happened?

Wang Sheng: Not every tribal leader is from Baoji.

Miao Fu: China people, should I change the Huangling dialect for you?

Wang Sheng: You'd better tell a story that you remember clearly.

Miao Fu: I remember it very well.

Wang Sheng: Nkonan's will be fine.

Miao Fu: There is a problem. There's nothing wrong with it.

Wang Sheng: You can build a sea anywhere, as long as you unload it at the seaside.

Miao Fu: Which is the third prince?

Wang Sheng: Oh, who are you asking?

Miao Fu: Chen Tangguan Li Jing has three sons, Jin Tuo, Wu Teng and NATO.

Wang Sheng: Yes.

Miao Fu: What about the third prince? Do you remember?

Wang Sheng: Oh, or your brain is not good.

Miao Fu: What's the matter?

Wang Sheng: There are three names. You don't remember the old one, Ginto, the second one, Wu Teng, and the third one, named Pito.

Miao Fu: I have. I know.

Wang Sheng: What do you have? You have Jin Mu Nezha.

Miao Fu: So where is it?

Wang Sheng: You spoke English just now, didn't you?

Miao Fu: This is the word. Where is it?

Wang Sheng: Have you ever been to a temple?

Miao Fu: Yes.

Wang Sheng: The South Amitabha written on the wall reads South Amitabha.

Miao Fu: Why?

Wang Sheng: Sanskrit?

Miao Fu: Aren't they all simplified?

Wang Sheng: Traditional and complicated.

Miao Fu: What you said is very complicated.

Wang Sheng: Sanskrit translated from India.

Miao Fu: Then his name should be.

Wang Sheng: Nezha.

Miao Fu: Nezha's Where is the Sea? hungry oh likes this story best. Boy, one day he made himself very dirty.

Wang Sheng: Nezha.

Miao Fu: A child covered in mud? Play around and see how dirty it is. What should I do? The sea is at the door of the shower.

Wang Sheng: Bohai Bay is

Miao Fu: I slammed my Chinese pocket down.

Wang Sheng: You are all over, aren't you?

Miao Fu: It's stuck. Poop, it jumped into the sea.

Wang Sheng: Look at this onomatopoeia.

Miao Fu: Poof-poof, just jump into the sea and swim, rubbing the mud while swimming. He wants to clean up, but there are three princes in the Dragon Palace.

Wang Sheng: Three Princes of the Dragon King.

Miao Fu: The Three Princes of the Dragon King braised cakes.

Wang Sheng: Ao Bing.

Miao Fu: Ao Bing is eating biscuits there. He's so happy. Boy, he is outside the cloud nine, and the mud is floating down. When the third prince saw that the dragon beard was covered with mud.

Wang Sheng: My God.

Miao Fu: I was in a hurry to put this bowl down. What is this? What is this? Why is there so much mud?

Wang Sheng: The Third Prince sent a messenger before.

Miao Fu: It's changed back. What happened?

Wang Sheng: What are these accents? They all are.

Miao Fu: Isn't it near the sea?

Wang Sheng: Tangshan people are close to the sea.

Miao Fu: Hag by the sea.

Wang Sheng: And the witch.

Miao Fu: Go up and kill him.

Wang Sheng: Good culture.

Miao Fu: Has this witch started? And his little friend took this fork, and razor clam essence, sea melon essence and kelp essence all went up.

Wang Sheng: How is kelp refined?

Miao Fu: Imagine. Imagine a soft leprechaun.

Wang Sheng: OK, OK.

Miao Fu: I'll go up. When I reached the sea, I saw Nezha taking a bath there. What did you do? What did you do there? What happened to the good water?

Wang Sheng: A prince from Tangshan, with a witch from Henan, a courier and a Huimian Noodles seller.

Miao Fu: You're not.

Wang Sheng: Is this all under the management of the city management? This area is all.

Miao Fu: I'm trying to distinguish the characters.

Wang Sheng: There is no one here.

Miao Fu: Oh, it's too windy. Who is it?

Wang Sheng: Jingwei.

Miao Fu: What are you doing?

Wang Sheng: Three princes.

Miao Fu: What are you doing?

Wang Sheng: Witch.

Miao Fu: Look how clearly you distinguish the characters.

Wang Sheng: I shouldn't choose me.

Miao Fu: You have to understand this.

Wang Sheng: What?

Miao Fu: Boy, Nezha is not a good crop.

Wang Sheng: Yes.

Miao Fu: This is a fight.

Wang Sheng: The Pearl of Spirit.

Miao Fu: Nezha hit him with his hula handkerchief.

Wang Sheng: Nezha also practices rhythmic gymnastics.

Miao Fu: Where is rhythmic gymnastics here? What is this?

Wang Sheng: Where did you buy this long handkerchief?

Miao Fu: He has two kinds of weapons.

Wang Sheng: Quan Kun with a mixed sense of Japanese collar.

Miao Fu: Fuck Hannah Quinlivan in the sky.

Wang Sheng: This is retrogression.

Miao Fu: One silk in a circle.

Wang Sheng: Right, right, right.

Miao Fu: Get up. Come on, get up.

Wang Sheng: It's still a hula hoop.

Miao Fu: I don't know how to use this weapon.

Wang Sheng: The treasure was thrown into the air.

Miao Fu: When it hit the air, it started fighting. The more it hits, the worse it gets. This wave will rise soon.

Wang Sheng: Jiang Yang overturned the case.

Miao Fu: At this time, Jingwei just rowed a boat, alas, the wind and waves.

Wang Sheng: Get out.

Miao Fu: What's the matter?

Wang Sheng: What is Jingwei doing here?

Miao Fu: Here comes the wave. Here comes the wave.

Wang Sheng: What's wrong with her surfing? this is

Miao Fu: I just thought it might happen.

Wang Sheng: No, no, there will be no Jingwei.

Miao Fu: No Jingwei. Anyway, the sea is rising higher and higher, and Jinshan Temple will be flooded soon. Fahai is chanting there. What did I do?

Wang Sheng: Never heard of it.

Extended data

Full of knowledge is the crosstalk works performed by Shaanxi actors Miao Fu and Wang Sheng on the evening of1October 365438+20 1 (the first day of the Year of the Horse). This cross talk combines China traditional cultural idioms, fairy tales and foreign myths, and achieves the effect of integrating ancient and modern Chinese and foreign cultures.

The whole comic dialogue covers stories such as Jingwei's reclamation, Kuafu's pursuit of the sun, stormy seas and the flooding of Jinshan Temple. It organically combines Baoji dialect, Wuhan dialect, Tangshan dialect, Henan dialect, Sichuan dialect and other dialects, and there are many jokes.

2065438+February 2004, the series of crosstalk "Full Economy" will be on the CCTV Lantern Festival in the Year of the Horse.