Last time I took my mother's adult, my mother's best friend, aunt and cousin to travel together. Of course, soaking in hot springs is an essential activity. Although everyone likes to soak in hot springs, it is normal to be unaccustomed to big bathhouses. Everyone slowly arrived at the bathhouse.

I went in to take a shower. I haven't seen them come in since I finished washing, and I don't know what happened.

I thought they didn't know how to get in or they couldn't find me.

When I heard the door open, I looked. Seeing them sticking their heads out at the door, I moved a few times. They still returned, but I was speechless. Thought it was too foggy to see me.

I washed it quickly and went out. I found some nearby and asked me, "Is there a man in the bathhouse?"

I really don't know what to say. A: "How is it possible!"

Then they laughed and said that the Japanese woman next to them said the same thing. I thought to myself, you don't know what to say, but you do. ...

Then a stout aunt came out. Her hairstyle is a big platform, and her hair color is basically gray.

They just said they thought she was a man!

I really don't laugh, laugh, laugh. Just laugh at themselves.

It's not a mixed bath, how can there be a man! ! !

Last summer, my good friend from Los Angeles and I traveled to the western United States 12 days. On the first night, I met an interesting thing when I was in a hot spring.

At seven o'clock in the morning, I started from Los Angeles by bus. As a local group, they are almost all foreigners. There are two chubby mothers and daughters pushing each other on the bus. Because they are too fat, it is estimated that they must weigh 500 kilograms.

Arrive in St. George, Utah, USA at five o'clock in the afternoon. After dinner, my best friend and I went to the hotel's outdoor hot spring, soaked in a small hot spring pool about two meters in diameter, washed away the fatigue of a day's boat trip, enjoyed the cool evening breeze in the western United States, and enjoyed the sunset and the stars all over the sky.

At this time, the chubby mother and daughter walked into the small hot spring pool in a three-point swimsuit. The water suddenly overflowed the pool, and they smiled shyly and pointed out that they were too fat. We smiled at each other and thought they were cute, fleshy and layered.

After soaking for a while, the fat daughter came out of the shower. Just a few steps later, she slipped and lay on her back, screaming. Hands and feet dancing, like a turtle turned over, that action is super cute. Fat mother dares to go up and pull her fat daughter, but she can't. She wanted to squat down and push her chubby daughter, but she couldn't either. As a result, she accidentally sat on the ground and couldn't get up. She screamed with her mouth open.

My best friend and I couldn't help laughing secretly! But we immediately went to help, push, pull and hug, and finally pulled them up. It feels good, slippery and meaty.

During the next ten days, we became good friends of body language. When the group broke up, the mother and daughter gave us a big bear hug.

I think the most interesting thing is that you can see the whole picture of many handsome guys in the locker room. My whole body is boiling. I prefer handsome guys with strong men and mature short hair.

Couples hotel bubble hot spring, the room accidentally broke into the staff. Is it interesting? The thing is, the last time I went to Xi 'an to play, I went to Huaqing Pool to experience the hot springs used by the imperial concubine for bathing. I bought a special room package online in advance (the room gives two people a hot spring ticket for one night).

It was nearly noon when I arrived, so I went to the hotel lobby to check in. The interesting thing begins! I was told that I didn't receive my order!

Two people clumsily dragged their luggage in the corridor and began to call to ask the specific reasons. They struggled for an hour to get the room card.

When I got to my room, I settled my luggage, ate some snacks hastily, immediately put on my swimsuit and set off for an outdoor hot spring. The admission ticket is valid for one day. In order to get the ticket price back, the expensive bar decided to soak him all afternoon and didn't come back until dark!

In the evening, when I was hungry, I went back to my room and went out to eat. They were startled when I arrived at the door. The door of the room is open! Forgot to turn it off?

Hurry into the house to tidy up, see if there is anything missing, and calm down before remembering that you must have closed the door when you went out. So I contacted the hotel to assist in the investigation.

Soon the lobby manager came with a machine to read the door lock information, first to appease me, and then to obtain information to the monitoring room for monitoring.

The result of the investigation is that I did close the door. A staff member on this floor temporarily entered the room to replenish the bar's chips and forgot to close the door when he left.

All right! The responsibility of the hotel, the lobby manager came to ask us what compensation we need. Anyway, there was nothing to lose, so we refused. For the sake of not asking for it voluntarily, the hotel gave us some compensation, and we stayed in a larger suite for one night for free, and the consumption in the room was also free.

Euphemistically rejected the proposal to upgrade the room type, but happily accepted the benefits of free room consumption, and specially sent a fruit and dessert in the evening.

I have been a hot spring resort hotel for several years.

Because our welfare is not bad, employees use hot spring water for bathing.

So being in it, I really don't think there is anything to soak in hot springs.

However, in the course of business, I met a lot.

Some are interesting, some are boring and some are dangerous.

Let's talk about danger first.

A guest was in a coma while managing the hot spring department.

Can't say coma, some are drunk.

The guest suddenly fell into the hot spring water.

There is a simple reason.

The guests entered the hot spring after drinking a lot.

Under the action of hot water, people's blood circulation is accelerated.

Lead to excessive alcohol absorption.

Plus a lot of water vapor

So that the guests showed drunkenness+syncope.

Fortunately, our waiter found it early.

interesting

Our employees often go to other places.

For example, taking a bath in a bathhouse, someone else's home, or a house rented by others.

Why?

It has something to do with our accommodation conditions.

We are all users of hot spring water.

Employees bathe in hot spring water.

As we all know, the skin will be slippery after soaking in hot springs.

So, when we take a shower, soap basically doesn't work.

But without soap, it is difficult to wipe off the mud.

Therefore, our employees often go out to take a bath.

Boring

It has been three or four years since I left that hotel.

I wanted to go to a hot spring some time ago.

So I took some hot spring tickets from my colleagues who stayed in the original unit.

Get ready to soak

But on the periphery.

Give up the idea

Why?

I saw a group of grandparents soaking in hot springs.

Bring soap, towels and bath towels.

Rub each other in the foam pool

The original clear hot spring water turned milky white.

How to describe it?

Have you seen bone soup? That's it.

So suddenly there is no desire.

What I want to say is, soak in hot springs for health, but what is the operation of bathing in the pool?

This is 19, when I was living in a hot spring in Dandong. I got up early and went for a walk. I was surprised to see an ambulance and a funeral home car parked in the inn next door. Looking closely, it turned out that the guest next door had a sudden cardiovascular disease and died unfortunately.

The hot springs here are all indoor, and each room has two bathtubs to take a bath by itself. There are two couples in this room. The woman bathed alone in the bathroom at three in the morning. The water temperature in Dandong Hot Springs is relatively high. When she took a bath early on an empty stomach, the female guest's blood pressure rose sharply. It is estimated that there are potential cardiovascular and cerebrovascular diseases, leading to coma, while the man is still sleeping. It's too late to call an ambulance. The woman just retired, just in her early 50 s. I wanted to relax in a hot spring here, but I didn't expect it to be unfortunate.

The meaning of writing this passage is to warn the elderly friends with basic diseases that it is good to soak in hot springs, but everything is relative. Hot springs are rich in various minerals, and soaking in hot springs has many benefits to people's health. It can promote the metabolism of body cells and increase vital capacity. In fact, young people spend a short time in hot springs, just occasionally romanticize, relax and relieve fatigue at work. More elderly people like to soak in hot springs often to keep fit. Soaking in hot springs can really promote the blood circulation of the whole body, have a good therapeutic effect on some chronic diseases, and have the effect of losing weight. But if you don't pay attention to the taboo of soaking in hot springs, good things will turn into bad things.

So what aspects should we pay attention to when soaking in hot springs?

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In particular, friends with basic diseases should pay more attention to taking a bath alone and take preventive measures. Life is precious and should not be played with.

Take a hot spring bath, don't think about anything interesting and don't get into trouble.

I have been to hot springs several times, and I have been to the south of Taiwan Province Province. I have arranged hot springs for my trip, and I have a general impression. I have also been to Donghai Hot Spring Town, Jiangsu Province, with four people, husband and wife and friends. Shandong Tancheng Hot Springs Poverty Alleviation Point is organized by radio and television vehicles. They specially invited us to participate as activists for free, mainly to see ancient ginkgo trees and soak in hot springs. It's exciting, but nothing interesting. What is interesting about soaking in hot springs is the "drunken Huangshan" hot spring at the foot of the world-famous Huangshan Mountain.

First of all, it is fun to travel long distances and soak in hot springs. We stayed at the five-star Xiangming Hotel with Cheyou Club in go on road trip. There is still some time before dinner. The organizer arranged for us to drive a few kilometers to the "drunken Huangshan" hot spring resort to soak in hot springs. It was early April and it was still cool. I think it's beautiful here. The hot spring is at the foot of Huangshan Mountain. There were many open-air pools, and we looked up and saw the mountains. The hot pool water and the green Huangshan trees are mixed together, and the scenery is so beautiful. Hot spring is one of the five wonders of Huangshan Mountain. There are four people in one car, two men and two women, and there is not much difference in age. We have been friends for many years. People often misunderstand that it is normal for two couples to travel together. I am secretly happy. The car belongs to someone else, and the wife belongs to someone else. There is a feeling of meanness.

Secondly, beauty is not confident and can't go into the water in a bikini. Our party and two women are both beautiful women. At the age of 50, they are also semi-old Xu Niang, and their charm still exists. A little sister was slim and graceful when she was young, but now she is sick and taking medicine, and her figure is a little fat and deformed. She only wore a well-dressed aunt, and she was more plump when she got into the water. She can't turn a tiger into a dog. Large and small pools are familiar mixed baths for men and women, laughing and laughing. We could eat it while it was hot, and specially looked for a red wine pool with a temperature above 40 degrees, while the two female companions, unable to soak in the heat, found a rose pool bath and both went their separate ways in the hot spring.

Taking photos with four people in the hot spring again, I feel a little shy naked. A young lady took a lot of photos when she was in the hot spring with a waterproof mobile phone, which made our hot spring trip have a picture record. However, there are too few clothes. When taking group photos, the ladies decorated themselves with scarves. One is bright colors, and the other is less clothes. After I came back, my female companion told me: Don't post photos of WenWenquan on the Internet, don't let the backyard catch fire, and the family is not harmonious. Although joking, but respecting privacy, it is better not to send photos of hot springs.

Remember 16, I went to Tangyu to soak in hot springs with my friends. Many of us go to various swimming pools to soak. There is a Chinese medicine pool, and everyone wants to soak it, but there is a couple who are bored in that pool and don't want to disturb them because the pool is not too big. At this time, one of our buddies smiled leisurely and gave us a ring: Look at that buddy occupying your position, and then he said. A group of us looked at each other. Under our eyes, the buddy entered the pool. When we were all thinking about how that buddy would occupy the pool, we only heard a muffled sound, accompanied by a series of bubbles. It turned out that the buddy put a stuffy fart in the pool, and the couple turned blue and fled the scene in disgust. We laughed our heads off. The buddy proudly shouted at us: The position has been occupied, brothers.

This is an interesting thing I experienced in the hot spring, and I will share it with you!

I remember a friend once said, of course, I don't know if it's true or not. According to him, one year he went to a place to soak in hot springs. At that time, there were many people in the hot spring pool, and he didn't care. Then he went clubbing in his own way. Before long, he felt that the water in the pool seemed a little turbid, and then he smelled the water with his nose and felt an unspeakable taste. He thought it was only a hot spring, so he didn't care. Unexpectedly, two people next to me said that they had a stomachache after eating last night. I thought it was bullshit. My boyfriend told me that he was in a complicated mood.

That time I went to the hot spring was full of expectations, expecting something to happen, but it happened, which was a bit unexpected!

My colleague said to me: We found hot springs in the suburbs here, and now we have built hot spring villas! There are hot springs. It is said that all the hot springs are beautiful girls. Why don't we go clubbing this week?

Listening to my friend say that there are many beautiful women, I quickly promised to go to the hot springs with him at the weekend!

After my colleagues and I arrived at the hot spring villa, the sales staff introduced us to 38 and 98! Colleagues asked the clerk why the prices were different.

The salesperson said: Hot springs are all the same, but the difference is that 98 is mainly aimed at women, which includes giving away a lot of beauty services!

Hearing this, my colleagues and I unanimously chose 98! Because since this project is aimed at women, it will attract many women!

So my colleagues and I went to the 98 consumption project, only to find that they were all old men after going in! My colleagues and I are very strange. By chatting with others, I know that their thoughts are the same as mine! Awkward!

But the service of the merchants is really good, giving us massages, masks, care and so on. , and women's projects, we men finally experienced for a period of time! Although I said I didn't see any beautiful women, I was very happy in this hot spring!

It was the first time I went to a hot spring with my colleagues, but it was also the most fun. Looking back now, I feel very funny!