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1, nothing can beat me

2. I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only wind energy accompanies me.

3, listen to your words, saints read.

4. How to lose weight if you don't have enough to eat?

Every life is beautiful, even the smallest flower will not refuse to open.

6. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

7. You are only twenty years old. It is normal not to meet someone you like. The later you find out, it's probably impossible to meet.

8. I heard that it is very eye-catching to associate with beautiful women, to nourish the brain with smart women, to nourish the body with healthy women, to nourish the heart with happy women, and to interact with you: both! Perfect woman.

9. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV, and it will pop up when you press it.

10, my heart is a grave, and people who are afraid of death can't be the protagonist.

1 1. Sweat more and cry less.

12, I am a rich second generation, but I work to earn money by myself. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face. I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

13, the secret of success is never to change the set purpose.

14, rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, and the quality is not good. Why not look around?

15, every student has magical skills to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

16, today I finally want to end my relationship with him for more than 20 years. Turn over, do your homework, I finally finished you.

17, don't look for the reason of failure, look for the method of success.

18, how dare you lie?

19, I am not a customer service staff, and you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

20. Enjoy your mouth and want to be thin.

2 1, as long as I work hard, there is nothing I can't screw up.

22. My advantage is that I have the courage to admit my mistakes. My weakness is that I will never change.

23. If people live by eating, that meal is not called rice, but called feed.

24, grades, you are ugly, you rank first, I am handsome and free.

25. After the holiday, my daily state is quite regular. In the morning, I looked like I didn't wake up. In the afternoon, I looked like I couldn't wake up. At night, I feel like I've beaten chicken blood.

26, my mother said I can't be an irresponsible person, so I am stupid.

27, big fish eat small fish, small fish eat shrimp.

28, to mix in the rivers and lakes, it is best to be single!

29. There are two egos in the world, one is intermittent hard work and the other is continuous depravity and indulgence.

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. You made me do it.

3 1, the math score will never exceed my weight, and I don't know if I am too heavy or I am too incompetent in math.

32. Thousands of blows are still strong, and the wind is east, west, north and south.

33. You add me, don't chat with me, don't praise me, and don't hook up with me. You're looking for an opportunity to plot against me.

34. It has been predicted that you will be called out at home during the summer vacation and called home outside. If you don't make up lessons, you will be said to have poor study. If you make up lessons, it is said to be a waste of money. If you don't eat, you are called a fairy.

35. Waiting for you to talk to me. I don't want to talk to you, but as soon as you appear, I wag my tail like a puppy.

If you want to have free time, don't waste it.

37. Losing weight will never cross the bridge for you. You will lose weight before you reach the bridge.

38. Actually, I want to say that you are disgusting, but unfortunately there is no time to say it, because my sister threw up.

Don't feel inferior, you are no more stupid than others. Don't be complacent, others are no more stupid than you.

40. If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.

4 1, how to explain your fat gracefully, there are many things in my heart, not being thin.

42. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

43. When summer comes, I find that I can stay in a cool place. It's not a curse, it's definitely the most sincere concern.

44. If you don't set limits for yourself, there will be no barriers in your life that limit your play.

45. If God can give me another chance, I will definitely say those three words "I love you". If you add a time limit to this love, two minutes at most. If you don't reply, I'll leave.

Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you!

47. Success is not important, but hard work.

48. I like making friends, but I don't like offering them to my ancestors.

49. The woman who wanted to live as a big brother finally became a big brother.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

5 1, growth means that when you are sad, you don't eat oil and salt, and you don't think about tea and rice. Now you can go to the kitchen and bring yourself noodles while crying. Don't forget to add two poached eggs.

I miss you very much, but I won't say anything. You are too awesome to be too proud.

It's cold, no matter how much you wear, you will freeze to death without me in your heart.

54, such a big wind, girl, my hair is really all kinds of postures, swings, surges and waves.

55. Don't complain why you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. Only four multiple-choice questions can't find the correct answer.

56. There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, you think I'm giving an example.

If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hand.

58. Gradually, I understand that it is often those small restaurants that can eat really delicious food. I can't afford to stay in hotels with gorgeous decoration, exquisite cooking and thoughtful service.

59. Other people's money and wealth are things outside their bodies!

60. Making money is not important, but being happy is the most important. Why not do something to make yourself happy? For example, make money desperately!

6 1. Those who always want to win will lose, and those who are not afraid of losing will win.

No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.

You don't have to study every minute, but you should study every minute.

64. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

65. I suggest you go to bed early and get up early as possible, don't play online games, don't eat supper, and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends.

66. confession of police uncle: I have been paying attention to you for a long time. Please come with me.

67. People have one mouth and two ears because they listen twice as much as they say.

68. Since I fell in love, my waist has stopped hurting, my head has stopped hurting and my heart has stopped beating.

69. The three tragedies of the dinner: the person to be invited didn't come, and the person who came has nothing to do with you. Only you were awake when you checked out.

70. One step at a time, thousands of miles away.

7 1, I am also a spoony seed, and I drowned in the rain.

72. My future is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment.

73. Opportunities are like clear water, and there is nowhere to flow; Opportunity is like moonlight, there is a gap.

74. A person is not alone, but when he misses someone.

75. The saddest thing is that your girlfriend likes your boyfriend and your boyfriend's buddy likes you!

76. My husband and I have a very good relationship. Every night when I sleep, he will use his arm as a pillow and hug me tightly to sleep. Later, he got scapulohumeral periarthritis and I got cervical spondylosis.

77. Positive thinking leads to a positive life, while negative thinking leads to a negative life.

78. When will you invite me to dinner? I'll go out and buy you a packet of crispy noodles later.

79. You will be what you want to be.