This nifty "copyright" belongs to farmers, who use it to amuse themselves, so they don't tell ordinary jokes to others. ...
Four joys: a long drought meets the rain, an old friend meets another country, the wedding night, and four sorrows when nominated for the Academy Awards: childhood loss of mother, adolescence loss of father, middle-aged loss of wife, and old age loss of children.
Four happiness: the flag of the wind, the fish in the water, the girl of seventeen or eighteen, the little donkey; Four fears: no children, no daughters, angry with my wife, no house, and lack of RMB; Four fears: sleeping in a lonely grave, barking at night, hanging people.
Four fragrances: Kaijiang fish, laying hens, caged sleeping, two-bedroom wife, four fragrances: stones in the toilet, water in the sewer, donkey taking a shit, mouth eating garlic, four fragrances: sugar, kiss, jujube, honey, four acids: unripe jujube, hawthorn dew, girl fighting for wind, Shanxi vinegar.
Four Spices: Look up at your wife, look down at Korea, look up at a monkey, pepper and garlic, four Bitterness: pig gall, coptis noodles, motherless children and bachelors, four Ugliness: wearing suspenders, black skin, a necklace, thick lips and slippers with insoles.
Four greens: green grass, watermelon skin, turtle cover and post office.
Four orchids: the sea in early spring, the day in early autumn, the flowering of Platycodon grandiflorum and Cloisonne.
Four yellows: big gold teeth, fried cakes, Lama hats and horse manure bags.
Four seniors: supply and marketing cooperatives, loose women, kicked women, old customers.
Four elders: toad skin, old sow's face, tofu with plenty of brine, blind horse's eyes, four tender: small eggplant buns, cucumber buttons, big girl skin, child birds, four cheap: rice bran, old bamboo shoots, young lady's body, processed products: people laughing, cats barking, donkey rattles and dogs running. The poor man's oil pot and the bricks coming out of the kiln are wet in four aspects: newly cut trees, newly paved roads, wet chins, wet diapers for children, four aspects: mobile phone straps, pager cuffs, men's vests, women's bras, four aspects: millet porridge, green soybean milk, glutinous rice flour and tortoise soup, four aspects: advertising technical titles posted by college diplomas, four aspects:
Four slowness: the car pulls into the station, the boat comes ashore, the tortoise climbs the mountain, and dawdles.
Four jumps: fish out of the water, fairy, rabbit and electric switch.
Four major tasks: the wolf bites the pig, the dog bites the sheep, the child falls into the well, and the shed is four major tasks: doing big mud, throwing big blanks, raising children, and playing everywhere: squatting in the toilet, Japanese beds, pugs, and Wu Dalang.
Four small: Jin Gangzuan, embroidery needle, scorpion face, flea heart; Four lengths: high-voltage line, old Hetao, Wan Li Great Wall, train track; Four narrowness: lying on the ground, covering the sky, bathing in the sea and resting in the mountains; Sipingyi: Walking on the wall, winding the hair, covering the ponytail and covering the whip whistle; Pancakes, rabbit skin, riding clams. Picking ear spoons and scooping salt are four major losses: scolding the dumb, kicking the widow's door, kicking the lame and digging the ancestral grave; Four folds: toilet paper, tofu skin, the corner of the old lady's eye and walnut pattern; Simmons, cakes, pregnant women's stomachs and bread; Four fat meats: bald head, pig fat, sheep tail and large intestine head; Four hardness: doorway wind, wild bristles, etc.
Four thicknesses: the skin of the earth, psoriasis, pig's mouth and Han's face. Four orders: wandering geese, upside-down bowls, separated couples, and one-eyed (upside-down bowls, that is, a bowl of rice placed in front of the dead before the funeral). Four big orders: smoking without a cigarette and a fire, forgetting to bring money at the party, "losing your wallet" by car, and forgetting time when visiting restaurants.
Si Liang: disappointed heart, lazy kang, tea after leaving, divorced bed.
Four major heats: blacksmith's furnace, sleeping kang, frying oil in oil mill, talking about the object.
Four pleasures: playing mahjong and touching yourself, fishing and biting hooks, police catching thieves, dancing and touching the back.
There are four major disputes: mountain fire and strong wind blowing, herding sheep and asking wolves to chase them, the eldest girl sleeping on the bachelor kang, and the father-in-law pulling ash: the wife crying, the children making trouble, shoveling porridge and scraping blades.
Four wilts: frost grass, caged bird, flat ball, old man X.
Four softness: girlish waist, tofu bag, cooked soft persimmon, pig urine bubble.
Four drums: inner tube, air mattress, big girl's chest and beer belly.
Four depressions: Luo Guo's chest, monkey's face, deflated blue ball and navel.
Four major pains: wasp bite, poisonous snake bite, firstborn child, and foot prick.
Four crooked ways: side arm, lame man, roast chicken neck and playing violin.
Four circles: wheel, chopping board, rolling pin and asshole.
Four evils: green and red gangs, secret service teams, young people, and exorbitant taxes.
Four tides: healthy cement, firewood in front of the well, careless four tides: oil wells pass by, trains go up the mountain, northeast people talk, toads smoke.
Four big gaps: stubble bowl, bottomless wall, cut ticket, rabbit's mouth.
Four Laba: Heel scab, newly chiseled mill, bear's tongue, the fault of the old cow.
Four good news: barbecue oven, cooked noodles, sweet-scented osmanthus in August, and new wife's house.
Four stinks: the shame of the yellow mouse, body odor, yellow sticky chicken excrement, dumb fart: the cat sees fishy smell, the fire sees the wind, the lonely man is widowed, and the drunkard sees the cup. Four regrets: there is smoke without fire, there is fire without smoke, there is no daughter-in-law in his thirties, and no daughter-in-law is allowed to touch.
Four fires: black stool, yellow urine, rotten eyes and blisters on the mouth.
Four major tossing: break dancing, taking the wrong medicine, having epilepsy, and being unable to sleep.
Four clean: eldest daughter embroidery, white sweat coat, washed cabbage, bare mouth.
Four kinds of pickles: mouth opening and mouth closing, leg pain, pig killing pot, shaving water. Four delicious foods: carpenter's axe, bricklayer's knife, luggage for running errands, and big girl's waist.
Four disgraceful: drinking mouth, dancing legs, paws playing with money, smoking heavily.
Four solas: eating instant noodles, blowing nose bubbles and holding popsicles in their mouths, Hokkaido.
Four cowards: Xiaomi was pried, his wife was soaked, his money was stolen, and Viagra failed: smashing the sauce jar, watching chess, and women fighting for the wind, muddling along.
Four things to listen to: breaking a fine bowl, tearing silks and satins, a new wife talking, and sewing silk.
Four ugliness: tear down the big saw, grind the cauldron, the dutiful son cries his father, and the cat makes a nest: pick up the widow's door, dig the orphan's grave, eat the baby's milk and beat the disabled.
Four major mistakes: stealing, not raising a father, flirting with women, and smashing shoes.
Four things are hard to change: sniffing, being a thief's leg, raising a Han wife and playing with money ghosts.
Four major distresses: overshoes, blistering feet, sleeping on a wet mattress and squatting on a trumpet.
Four difficulties: Li Mingjue, a half-way monk's wife, mutton buns and stewed chicken.
Four major problems: eating a few mouthfuls, drinking tea, spitting, rubbing feet, and four major comforts: wearing big shoes, farting, riding an ox cart, and going to my father's in-laws.
Advantages 4: Pick up cigarette butts, steal tea roots, see your wife through the crack of the door, and older girls pull chickens to take care of children. Unfortunately, 4: Being knocked out in court, being cruel in prison, being inferior in exams, and being sick by quacks.
Four propositions: Xun Mei in the snow, playing flute in the middle of the month, adding fragrance to tea and drinking with friends at night.
Four slippery: loach fish, rolling pin, light bulb oiled, bald head bright.
Four hemp seeds: old cucumber seeds, clams, potatoes in the sand, and bayberry clothes.
Four beauties: almond eyes, high nose, gold ingot ears and upturned corners of the mouth.
Four dirty: the face is gray, the nose is long, the clothes are dirtier than rags, and the crotch is still on the kang after three steps down.
Four big shows: lighting the temple, splashing water in the Dragon King Temple, playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong, and using a big axe in front of Lu Ban.
Four major wear-resistance: cart axle, infantry leg, cavalry ass and trumpeter mouth.