A line of unscrupulous.

From a humanitarian point of view, I think people have the right to handle their own lives. A reporter asked a college student of Peking University what his regimen was. The old man happily replied, "Smoking, drinking and playing mahjong." His students listened to the teacher's instruction, and one by one they lost weight and died young.

This is their right.

A friend fell in love with a girl who loves playing mahjong, and she was extremely delicate. Exquisite jade fingers can only buy thirteen cards. Now that they have been married for several years, her slim figure has become the envy of many women who are worried about their weight.

This is his right.

One day, a colleague warmly invited me to play badminton, but I refused.

"I've never seen you exercise." She said angrily.

"Don't talk nonsense, I am an athlete."

"What?" She was surprised to hear that Li Bai had given up drinking.

"Mahjong and bridge." I answered proudly.

This is my right.

Second, the youth tour

Now I can't remember who first introduced mahjong into university dormitories. This problem has also become one of the mysteries we debated at the party ten years after graduation. Several people in the organization wanted to identify him as the enlightener, so they blushed and had thick necks.

The first mahjong we played was carved out of bamboo, which conformed to its cultural origin and taste. By the next day, one pair was not enough. The other pair was picked up immediately, and it is estimated that it was eliminated at home. Each card is made up of inferior green and white plastic shells, bonded together with inferior glue, and hollow, filled with high-quality sediment to increase weight. After a few laps, it will be used as a sheet for hemp blankets, not to mention sleeping with people, even sleeping with hedgehogs.

After reading the rules twice and digesting them, I began to tremble. Thirteen cards can't be put in a line, so we have to put them in groups of three in several small fortresses. The first game is Dongfeng versus 60,000. With my profound knowledge of mathematics, I immediately came to the conclusion that the probability of 60,000 was far lower than that of Dongfeng, but I couldn't remember these two names in my confused mind at that time, and I could only recite a card of Dongfeng nervously in my heart like a lover's name, so when someone called 60,000, I didn't respond at all. It took two laps to regret not being able to take the time machine in the science fiction movie back to the moment when 60 thousand was hit.

In the next ten years of my mahjong career, I was repeatedly destroyed by a clumsy novice. In fact, that's how I ruined others that day-on the third lap after missing 60 thousand, I personally held Dongfeng in my hand.

After I confirmed it, I wiped my sweat to stabilize my mood, spread out the cards and the handsome posture behind them like everyone else, and the virgin Mary and the cards were born.

San Yong Yu le

When I came home that winter vacation, I watched my father play cards with my neighbors. I sat next to him with itchy fingers. After listening to it, I helped him catch cards and found out whether it was the one he needed with accurate hand feeling. I was very proud at that time, but in my present mood, as a freshman, my mastery of mahjong must make my old father feel sad.

At that time, my classmates and I were proficient in mahjong, and feelings could not be replaced by anything else. Objectively speaking, this fanaticism made our youth seem frivolous, but judging from the boring student life at that time, mahjong was one of the few pastimes. Unlike today's young people who have the Internet, VCD and video games to splurge on, they even have telephones in every dormitory, and some even have mobile phones.

Soon, mahjong has become an absolutely indispensable part of our lives, as can be seen from everyone's nicknames. With mahjong, our nicknames have rapidly expanded from the original categories of livestock, poultry, vegetables and body parts to new categories. For example, a man named "Tian Wugen" obviously shows that he is good at playing five cards. When playing cards with him, he must have used them up early or covered them up at the end of the game.

After more than ten years, some students have become celebrities, but if fans know what they did in adolescence, the aura will definitely disappear. For example, a classmate who is regarded as a writer by others is nicknamed "Wang Sitong". It goes without saying that he is good at opening four cakes. The famous program host appeared on the TV screen dressed up, but you might be surprised to know his nickname-leprosy-this disgusting name is because he ran into a village like a madman one night.

An IT hero bragged about his hard work experience to others, but everyone who knows his background knows that he saw someone slapping Zhang 40,000 and followed Zhang 70,000. As a result, he booked a one-stop flight. This great shame made him foaming at the mouth on the spot. After being pinched by several people, he continued to play. His laughingstock and professionalism became the talk of us for several weeks at that time, and some girls even said how dangerous it was for 70 thousand to be in bed after lights out.

Four hates impermanence

Shu Ren school didn't allow us to fool around like this for a hundred years, so the cat-and-mouse game began. The struggle between the two routes lasted our whole college life.

Wildfire can't burn it out, but the spring breeze can revive it. After mahjong was confiscated for the nth time, Bin Bin and I rode to Haidian Town with 100 Jin food stamps collected by all of us, and brought back 90 Jin N+ 1 mahjong-food stamps were another universal equivalent of that era, and it bought many of our clothes, such as socks, electronic watches and those with "Monte Corner".

That night was the grand opening ceremony of the new mahjong, which was unveiled by several old mahjong masters. Originally, this honor also included me, but Bin Bin, who rarely played at ordinary times, insisted on coming first. This request was made when he took me to change mahjong by bike in the afternoon. I can't break my word, so I have to sit next to him and help him look at the cards.

The novice is lucky. Bin Bin has three westerly winds on the first card. I eagerly held Zephyr in my hand, waiting for him to sort out other cards. Just then, Zhang Ke from the Student Dormitory Management Section appeared around us. ...

People were taken away, cards were taken away, and only three Zephyr's flesh and blood were scattered in my hands.

The punishment changed from me to Binbin, which seriously affected his assignment to the ideal unit when he graduated. However, I am kind. Not only do I not gloat, but I also remember that Zhang Chang can play mahjong with our new card. How disgusting is it without three westerly winds? Why don't you-send it to someone else?

Zhang, how many times has your thin figure appeared in the nightmares of hundreds of boys?

Five irmaveps.

The first thing I did after I went to college in Beijing was to go to the zoo to satisfy my childhood dream. After graduating from college, several students met again. The first thing they did was to play mahjong a few times in their room, which satisfied their dream in college-playing mahjong happily in an environment without fear.

A few years after graduation, I met Zhang, the retired section chief. At this time, I was able to talk to him on an equal footing, but I still had a lingering fear, so I invited him to play mahjong twice to dispel the shadow in my heart.

"You students really don't understand. Your conditions are so good, but you just don't know how to cherish them. Unlike us, there was no place to study ... "At the dinner table, Zhang started his earnest nagging again, but this time we really listened, although it was very late.

School administrators like Zhang often waste their youth, so they get angry when they see the black sheep like us. Such people also include another section chief of another brother college, and this is what the section chief said in a boys' dormitory.

The scene at that time was like this: he vaguely heard the sound of playing mahjong in this dormitory and knocked at the door. After identifying himself, he waited for a long time before being invited in-there were only three people in the dormitory, which didn't look like playing mahjong.

He was a little disappointed after he caught his breath, and had to say the prepared speech to avoid panic, so he sat on the bed and began to give the three students a well-meaning ideological education.

To his surprise, there are indeed four people playing cards in the room. In order to make a fake scene, they let a man climb out of the window and pick up the windowsill to hide.

The section chief's memory has just been carried out in less than one sixth, and there was a scream outside the window. ...

A student fell from the second floor and broke his calf.

People who play mahjong have sore hands, sore eyes, headaches and distressed feelings. Since that autumn, my leg hurts again when I play mahjong.

Liutasha branch

After graduating from college, I was sent back to my hometown, giving up the unchanging mahjong friendship, and let me keep in touch with several college students as frequently as my relatives.

The general situation is like this. When I go to Beijing by train, there will be three or four solemn people standing at the crowded exit of Beijing Railway Station (the bean curd residue project of Beijing West Railway Station was not completed at that time). One of them is carrying a mahjong box like a briefcase, which contains 136 mahjong tiles and two crystal dice, which are well-known by Zhang Jia. Let alone take the bus when you get out (it was rare in Beijing at that time)

I also looked up: "Hey, why are you wrapped in gauze?"

"Hey, I drank too much two days ago and fell down."

I have nothing to say all night.

Xiao Qiang wanted to miss the appointment with his new girlfriend, so he took time to make a public phone call and said in a worried tone, "Xiaohong, my classmate is drunk and is taking an intravenous drip in the hospital. I must wait on him. Look ... "

The girl was deeply moved by the man in Once upon a time in America, completely forgave his faithlessness, and expressed her admiration for him in a lingering tone.

That is really a careful and kind girl. After half a year, their good deeds came true. I rushed to Beijing to congratulate her. She also advised us to drink less: "Don't drink like that in the hospital."

"Hospital?" I scoffed at the suggestion. "How can I drink enough to go to the hospital? To tell you the truth, from adolescence to menopause, I have never had anything to do with the hospital! "

A dark cloud rose before my eyes.

Seven evils

When I first started working, time was as empty as money in my pocket, and I was so poor that I could only play mahjong.

The progress of society is accomplished as follows: in the past few years, the price of mobile phones was only enough to buy a digital BB machine, but the money spent on buying mobile phones in those years could almost buy a car with a reduced price. At that time, we could only afford a digital BB machine, which was inconvenient, and wisdom was born in such inconvenience.

As long as a person feels numb, he will call his old friend. The digital message is 1003, indicating that the current state is one three short. After the other party has responded, the next courtship signal will become 2002 until 300 1.

There is a wonderful rule on the hemp table. Generally, those who take the initiative to play cards are sure to lose, and victory belongs to those who give half the effort. Therefore, when someone is invited, they often want to build a chastity archway for themselves: "Oh, I don't really want to play."

In this case, you must not cling to it, but be very open-minded and say, "Then I'll go to A Niu again."

That person can't hold it any longer, but he still has to make a gesture: "Please beg me again."

This bad habit is very poisonous. On my birthday last year, I took my brothers to a resort for the night. As soon as I entered the room, I saw several men moving tables, looking for hemp carpets, playing mahjong and preparing ashtrays, but they all twisted their hips and said, "In fact, I don't want to play at all." Then jump on mahjong like a hungry man sees bread.

At dawn, I returned home happily, only to find that the resort was beautiful and winding. Unfortunately, there is not a bone in our body. This is really a surprise for the blind.

Eight souls didn't come back

No one wants to admit that playing mahjong is an elegant activity, but I want to mention something related to mahjong.

Liang Qichao's image in people's minds is first and foremost a politician who advocates reform. In fact, he is a literary giant and a mahjong lover. When he lived in Tianjin, he wrote review articles for several newspapers. At that time, the newspaper was about to go to press and people were waiting around him. His old man is still fighting like an iron warrior on the hemp table. At the last minute, the manuscript pusher scratched his head and wanted to commit suicide. He pushed the card and unhurriedly brushed off the article with the specified number of words. His literary talent is brilliant, and his teeth are full of fragrance.

When I went to Tianjin, I specially visited Mr. Liang's former residence, the Ice Room. It was a small building, and when it went, it was already a large painting house, where several families lived.

I really found a room marked "chess room" with a banner written by Lao Liang in calligraphy: "Dancing and dancing, thoughts gurgling".

Standing there, seeing things and thinking about people, what is more gratifying is that although Liang's literary talent is hard to find, the mahjong sound of the surrounding residents has a long history. If Mr. Wang knows something underground, it's like hearing Yue Xian. If he already has five decks of cards in his hand, I wonder if his old man is determined to take seven decks at this time, or just make up a deck?

Last year, I heard that the relevant departments in Tianjin have begun to repair the "ice drinking room", which is indeed a remarkable thing, but unfortunately, the mahjong situation cannot be maintained. Is it lucky or unfortunate for Liang Qichao?

Nine long separations

When it comes to maintaining tradition, mahjong is of course a national quintessence, and its vitality is so tenacious that no one needs to bother to protect it, but people like Zhang need to fight.

This tenacious vitality is closely related to the people's maintenance of it. When I broke the capitalism and the Cultural Revolution, my grandmother didn't play mahjong, so she played with several old ladies for more than ten years.

Grandma has devoted her life to mahjong since she was 60 years old, but this does not affect that she is a great person in my mind. She raised a large family with a thin body and brought up children one by one, including me.

Grandma's good day may be playing mahjong happily, but unfortunately she died in a few years. On the day of burial, mother and sisters put a new mahjong beside grandma's urn.

I believe grandma's paradise must be made of mahjong. The room numbers are all mahjong names, and there are people who play mahjong crazily. They don't have to eat, sleep or play. The background music in heaven is also the clash of mahjong shuffling.

Then I chatted with a friend. When her grandmother was buried, the family put a pair of ready-made luxury seven pairs in front of the old man's grave.

This is the most inspirational and filial mourning I have ever seen.

Ten ideas

Mahjong is related to the philosophy of life, such as "the cannon comes first" and "getting fat first is not fat, then getting fat collapses the kang". A person who often plays mahjong can naturally become a reasonable and peaceful person without looking at Liu Yong Carnegie.

One night, I was fighting with three people, and a moment that was destined to go down in history came. I came to a three-bar bar and it blossomed-a card that was unprecedented for me. At that time, I wished I could pull out my hair and jump in the air. I believe that many residents and their pet dogs in that building were awakened by my happy howl echoing in the night sky.

When I calmed down and saw those three people looking at me coldly, my heart immediately cooled-those who base their happiness on the suffering of others will not have a good end.

"We didn't talk about this rule beforehand." A man said with a wry smile.

The two men nodded like mice.

If there are one or two viewers at the moment, it is possible to ask them to say a few words for me. Now my victory is in a state of narcissism. I almost cried: "guys, please, admit that I am a big card." Look at me. "

In the end, they were lenient and counted me as opening three bars (instead of three consecutive bars) and adding one bar to blossom.

From then on, I understand that if a person who is too proud is surrounded by people who are frustrated because of his pride, then he may be abolished by the rest. I learned to be honest.

I can't help worrying about those corrupt rich businessmen who are content to play with their ambitions in front of laid-off workers.

Eleven wind songs

As a person, if a person's brand is good, his personality is not much worse. There is a Tong Guogang in the Duke of Lushan. Although his father's name is Tong Tulai, he is suspected by Wei Xiaobao that people will default, but he is very frank when playing cards. "The silver ticket of 620 was introduced, and he didn't care, and he didn't mean to come." He is my idol.

Just removed 89 partners, and then arrested 7 more. Although I slapped myself in the face in frustration, I kept reminding myself to be a mighty man.

The brand style that is mighty may not have a good result, and the brand style that is not mighty will not have a good result. A girl has a boyfriend. When I first brought it home to meet my parents, the young man did well. Unfortunately, she didn't know that it was pure diplomatic mahjong, and it couldn't be true.

After a long time, this person's card will be exposed. To play a dangerous card, he has to hold it in his hand for a long time, shaking his mouth and asking, "Three cakes ... hello?" At this time, if someone really wants to fight with Sanbing, this buddy may say, "I didn't say anything about fighting." Then take it back.

Every time I see him, the girl wants to kick her jade leg and go to the old palace to be a eunuch.

Every time I see such a person, I remind myself that if I have a son in the future, I must warn him to be a mighty man; If it's a daughter, tell her not to marry at least one person with a strong brand.

Twelve months away from the soul

When a person talks about his own mahjong history, what he relishes is mostly those brilliant achievements. In real life, mahjong is mostly composed of frustration. For example, when you just listened to the cards, the idle cards you played fired at others. For example, after you tore up your partner who left four or seven cakes on the side of 30 thousand, you even robbed four or thirty thousand; For example, you just decided not to make seven pairs, but you caught nine pairs like marrying Li Shuangshuang; For example, how many times in a row you can't even open a bar, you have to doubt the unscientific nature of mathematical probability. ...

A sand, a world, a tree and a bodhi, life is like this.

In the face of adversity on the hemp table, everyone shows different styles. Some people have lost their loved ones, some try to be calm, some are calm, some will never be seen with a sincere face, some are cursing, and some are cursing.

I usually lament: "My mother, your eldest son was bullied by them."

The power of mother's love often turns the eldest son salted fish over.

The most extreme example happened to Lao Zhao. Playing mahjong in my house that night, after a golden silence in the middle of the night, he finally collapsed, went to the window, opened the curtains and whined to the bright moon in the sky: "My sister Chang 'e! Have pity on me, a lost lamb! "

Yue Hui, like water, shines quietly on all of us.

Thirteen He Xinlang

Houses in Beijing are as precious as giant pandas to many people and can't afford to keep them. This makes the city look very impersonal.

In other cities, it is not difficult for a person to get a house. As soon as I got married, I got a house, which made my friends in Beijing salivate and rushed to my house to celebrate. The new house is not very easy to use, especially the small hall dedicated to the mahjong room has insufficient heating. Just like in the open air, everyone played mahjong all night with their mouths and noses around their necks, and their legs were numb by dawn. I invited them to a hotel for morning tea. It has been hot and cold for a long time, and everyone is itchy all over, like frostbite. This detail can be compared with Lin Yuanli's soldiers who fought bandits.

Another time, my wife and I took a walk downstairs after dinner and saw a taxi stop in the distance. Binbin, Xiao Qiang and Lao Zhao got off. It turns out that they came uninvited. I said to my wife, "How many people have you met?"

"Where is the man? It is obviously three mahjong. " The wife had a deep hallucination.

That night, four mahjong tiles got together and had a good time.

A few years later, I returned to Beijing. The moment I got off the bus, I didn't feel like a mahjong at all. The busy and blind life began like this. I am integrated into the busy and hardworking people in Beijing, and then I talk about playing mahjong. I am too willing to do it, but I am too capable to do it. There are too many people and not enough time.

I get up early and go to work every day. Occasionally, I will see three gloomy buddies waving for a taxi on the road. At first glance, it is the scene of returning from the night battle. When you look up, you will see white pigeons passing through the jungle of reinforced concrete, and you will think of the leisurely time with mahjong.