The weather is cold, and talented people are humorous again ... The following are funny and humorous sentences I compiled. Welcome to reading. I hope I can help you.

It's very cold. Cold enough to fart and dry your hands.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold, which made me unconscious.

3. I want to streaking in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.

4. It's cold. The place I want to go most is not only the bed, but also your arms.

It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

I remember it was a cold winter. If you don't want to go to class in the morning, just ask my roommate to help me ask for leave, just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

7, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

8. There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

9. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

10, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

1 1. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

12. When there are few girls, it is actually a hooligan behavior for girls to say that they are cold.

13, I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. I didn't understand the promise of beauty until I was frozen into a dog today, because I was too young.

14, cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.

15, don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

16, it is very cold in winter. Just got into bed at night, I heard my brother calling me in the next bedroom and telling me a secret. I got up in the cold and went to his bedroom to ask him what his secret was. He said, "I'll tell you tomorrow. It is too late today. By the way, please turn off the lights for me when you leave. " Go back to bed and think about what's wrong suddenly. ...

17, it is cold. When you wake up from sleep at night, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate.

18, it takes courage to undress, perseverance to wash clothes, and explosiveness to get up.

19, the recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

2 1, winter is coming. If you are afraid of cold, you can drill into the corner, because the corner has a degree. If it is still cold, you can jump into the street, because the ground has a degree. If it is still cold, you can take turns because it has a degree. If it is still cold, you can look for him in the crowd, because there are thousands of times in the crowd.

22. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

23. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

24. It's cold, and fewer and fewer people are playing mobile phones on the road. I touched the hot millet phone and smiled. It is my hand warmer in winter. Warm up at any time, keep heating, and warm up my heart. ...

25, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing.

According to the weather forecast, the weather will suddenly get cold recently, and the temperature will drop rapidly, so I will send you a greeting message, wishing you not to catch a cold in cold weather, run regularly, eat less fish and meat, eat more things that moisten your lungs, wear more thick clothes and cover your quilt, and your body will be healthier. Although it is cold, the friendship between your is still hot, and the temperature has dropped.

2. The cold wind blows and the drizzle is raining, only to find that the cold winter has quietly arrived; This moment may forget everything; The only thing you can't forget is to gently say to you who are far away from home: "It's cold, pay attention to your health!" " "

3. It is very cold in winter, but it is happy to love you; Did you remember to add clothes to keep warm on the other end of the phone? I warm your heart with warm wishes and tell you gently: it's cold, so put on more clothes.

4. Those who know how to let go find ease, those who know how to forget find freedom, and those who know how to care find friends. It's cold if it's cold. May your heart be warm forever.

5. SMS is really rare, three sentences and four sentences are just right, ten sentences and eight sentences are too noisy, and too many sentences become troubles. This short message is just right, and three greetings are put together: autumn leaves fall, good health, wonderful health!

6. The cold wind blows deeper in winter, and intimate friends are the most intimate. A cold snap, a cold snap, a short message melts the truth. You and I are thousands of miles apart, and it is not easy to meet each other. I have to send a text message to say hello. Remember to add clothes when it's cold.

7. When winter comes, my love will not go away with the migratory birds moving south! In the cold winter, I send sincere wishes with my fiery heart: friend, it's cold, don't forget to add clothes!

8, SMS to send you care, the temperature is very strange recently, the weather changes really fast, and the temperature immediately deteriorates. Be careful of the dangers of colds, take a coat when you go out, cover yourself with a quilt when you sleep, eat more fruits and vegetables, and pay attention to calcium supplementation, which is absolutely harmless to you!

9, the cold wave surges, can't resist the happy mood. Rain and snow cannot freeze the warmth of life. Time changes, can't change the sincere friendship. Hurrying can't take away silent concern. It's cold, be careful.

10, there is an explanation about meeting called fate, a belief about life called reincarnation, and I have an emotion called missing. If there is reincarnation, I hope to have you as a friend in every life.

1 1. Care does not start today, nor does blessing end today. Send my most sincere greetings, the most intimate care and the deepest blessing, and gently tell you: Take care when it's cold.

12, when the drizzle falls again and the cold wind blows, it is discovered that the romantic autumn has quietly gone. Everything may have been forgotten at this moment, but I can't forget to tell you that it's cold, take care of your health!

13, little star, lonely moon is hard to be relative. Love and hate winter, this feeling is not eternal, so where do you go? The yellow sand is long and the sunset is longer. Sunset laughs at the world of mortals, and has been willful since ancient times.

14, it is not necessarily cold in winter, just wear more; Snowflakes are not necessarily cold, but they are warm under the care of friends; There are not many friends, but care is enough; May the faint chill gently caress your fatigue, and the rustling north wind convey my heartfelt concern: keep warm in winter!

15, a short message expresses my heart, which is lighter than a goose feather. Long time no see, I often miss you. The phone is the first good news. The autumn wind flies in Liu Yin, and the river reflects the sunset. Don't catch cold when it's cold. Often send text messages to express comfort.

16, as soon as the cold wind blew, I realized that the winter had arrived. At this moment, I could forget everything except saying to my good friend: It's cold, don't kiss outside, you can't live without the cold, you have been suffering!

Cold, funny and humorous sentence 3 1. It's cold, so put on more clothes and warm the kang. Seasonal cooling, eat more vegetables and less meat. In order to prevent colds, it is very important to sleep and cover the quilt. Pay attention to health care, it is very important to eat porridge and garlic. The weather turns cold and the season turns cold. I wish my friends pay attention to the seasonal changes and take care of themselves.

2. Even if it is snowy, even if the wind and frost are flying, don't be afraid, my friend. Remember that I am silently blessing you and that I always give you warmth!

The weather is getting cold, and my greetings and concerns for you are getting warmer. Don't forget to cover the quilt at night, put on more clothes in the morning, and don't forget that I care about you!

4, if you want to be healthy, keep warm! If you don't catch a cold, paying attention to adding clothes is the key! The weather is getting colder. I hope my friends will stay healthy and happy under my blessing and your warmth!

5, always keep warm, care for a long time, really love you, happily add clothes, happily cover the quilt, I wish you happiness in the cold weather!

6, pay attention, pay attention! It's getting cold today, so you need to wear more clothes and drink more water. There are no flowery words in my tips, just reminding everyone to wear more clothes and drink more water. I wish everyone good health.

7. Farewell in the heat, report for duty in the cold, the north wind blows, leaves float away, thoughts rise, friends think of them, blessings fly out, messages are sent out, greetings add care, health adds sweetness, life is smooth, everything is happy, and being friends is assured.

8. The new rule of cold weather: no cold food, no cold bath, no cold wind, no sneer, no cold eyes, no cold noodles, no eight quit ... you know!

9. Winter is coming, the flowers will wither, and the text message has arrived. Wear more clothes, hats, drink more water, exercise more, ventilate more, clean more, be happy physically and mentally, be natural and healthy, and make the beautiful winter more beautiful.

10, the weather is cold, mom and dad, you should pay attention to your health at home, don't be tired, eat and drink properly, and often come out to bask in the sun. Your health is the most important thing for your children. Wish you all the best.

1 1, the idiom "charming" tells us that when the cold wind blows, your nose will keep running, so you need to wear more clothes in cold weather to prevent it from running. I wish you good health and warm heart in cold weather!

12, the temperature dropped, and the pace of winter accelerated and became cold. The blessing of concern has warmed up, and I miss it. Hard-working fingers moved and sent them, and the greeting voice passed. The warm clothes like cotton wool warmed me, and the short message infected you. May your winter be no longer cold, and may your life be warmer!

13, Farewell to Cold Secret: Find a place where no one is there, and tell a beautiful woman I don't know that I have a strange disease and need to find someone to lean against to relieve it, and then I have been rubbing it on her, and it will be warm after a while. Absolutely effective. If I get hit, I won't be reimbursed.

14, a powerful suitor appears, who will make you forget about tea and rice, have no motivation to do things, be idle and not in the mood, and even make you cry and have a runny nose if you are not careful. If you want to refuse him, you must pay attention to the weather changes, beware of colds, and don't leave opportunities for "colds"!

15, a little blessing can't warm the weather, so we have to send more blessings to warm your heart. I wish you a happy life, a prosperous career and good health. Finally, remind me to wear thick clothes.

16, the weather turns cold. I'll send you a magical short message, which has the effect of "keeping cold and warm". Anyone who receives it is not exposed to the cold wind and cold. If the forwarding effect is more effective, then act quickly.

17, the weather is cold in autumn and winter. Wear clothes, cotton and hats to keep warm in the cold season. It is important to stay away from the virus in warm winter, and a healthy life will be gorgeous.

18, the cold wave is coming. Keep warm, be healthy, exercise regularly, eat and sleep well, be broad-minded, be healthy, control your desires, be calm, take care of yourself and be broad-minded.

19, I'll knit you a sweater to keep you warm when the temperature drops. Send a warm concern. Be sure to cover the quilt at night and wear thick clothes during the day. In addition, I wish you good health and all the best.

20. It's getting cold. My wishes always remind you of the cold and warm weather like the weather forecast. My wish warms you like a flaming flame. May you have my blessings and wishes in this cold season, so that you can be as warm as spring in a season.

2 1, I want to touch the sun with my sincere greetings and send you warmth, as long as you turn on the electric stove; I want to use my pure friendship to touch the frost, so that you are no longer cold, as long as you cover more quilts. Friend, it's getting cold, be careful of catching a cold!

22. The weather is getting colder and colder, the cold is getting heavier and heavier, the temperature is getting lower and lower, the rain and snow are getting more and more, there are many cold currents, and short messages spread quickly. Greet and care, wear more clothes and bedding, and prevent colds.

23, an autumn rain and a cold, the weather changes too fickle, pay attention to diet and daily life, go to bed early and get up early, be in good spirits, eat more warm food to protect the stomach, add more clothes and quilts to prevent colds, communicate with ordinary friends, stay optimistic and stay healthy.

24, it's cold, don't be afraid, my buddy ran to the hot air; The wind is very strong, don't be afraid, my buddy swallowed the cold wind; It's late at night, don't be afraid, buddy, write down your thoughts gently; Finally, my buddy's words: the earth people can't stop my buddy from worrying about your sleepless night!

25, the weather is cold, send you a short message, with warmth as the theme, concern as the content, greetings, and the most sincere concern. If you want to receive information, you should pay attention to the weather changes, don't catch a cold, and keep healthy and in a good mood!

26, pieces of fallen leaves know the season, the temperature drop reminds you that it is cold, don't forget to add clothes, cherish your body and exercise more. In the past, old friends often thought that SMS wishes came again, wishing friends good health. I wish you the same health, mood and friendship.

It's very cold. 4 1, look! This is another beautiful scenery. The fiery maple, which is always full of vitality, edifies me and encourages me with the same enthusiasm as fire. You see, the frost on it is as clean as jade, as white as silver, as light as smoke and as soft as catkins. It's really beautiful.

2. The branches of dead trees are swaying in the cold wind, like bony hands facing the sky.

My mother and I are wrapped up and ready to go out and enjoy the snow scene. The cold wind is biting, but the air is fresh, which makes me eager to see the traces left by this snow.

At midnight, it is extremely cold. In the pale moonlight, the sand dunes are like a silver tomb, and there is no movement.

5. The north wind roared, rolling fragments in the air like a runaway horse and hitting the face like a whip.

6. As soon as I opened the door, a biting cold wind blew head-on, and I couldn't help shivering. I braved the strong wind and walked to school. The pine trees along the road are covered with thin and long ice strips. There is a thin layer of ice on the ground, and it is slippery to walk on. If you are not careful, you will slip. Look at a small river not far from my home. It has already formed a thin layer of ice. Walking on the road, my face was cut like a knife by the wind, and my ears were so cold that I lost consciousness.

In the north, the cold winter has arrived. In the morning, the cold north wind blows on people's faces like a knife. Frogs no longer sing karaoke, and trees are like bare brooms covered with ice.

8. In the cold winter, the river changed its former liveliness and seemed to fall asleep peacefully.

9. Don't wait until you miss it to know the fun of meeting, don't wait until you lose it to know the happiness you have, and don't ... Hey, don't think too much, I just remind you that the weather is changeable, remember to add and subtract clothes, and don't lose your health!

10, freezing for three feet in cold weather. The whole world has become a big refrigerator, the mountains are shivering with cold, the rivers are stiff with cold, and the air seems to be frozen.

The weather is cold, funny and humorous sentence 5 1, the mobile phone vibrates, and the warmth is sent to your hand. Stand on tiptoe and report happily. Twist your waist and good luck will follow. Clap your hands and happiness will bloom. Great cold gives you a warm coat, but I hope health can keep you.

2. The snow in the evening is deeply cut, as if there are countless emotions, and it is as turbulent as sea water, which can drown everything, and there is a sense of nakedness like uncovering the head and tail. Snowflakes are crystal clear and varied, like soldiers going to war, wearing silver armor, and like pieces of white sails sailing.

You see, the cold wind blows through the pedestrian street in Dali, blowing up the fallen leaves on the ground, and all the windows of the house are closed. It seems that people do not welcome this "majestic" cold wind. There is no one in the street, only the cold wind is wandering in the street. I thought, "This damn weather is really cold!

According to the teacher, summer is the hottest in Changsha, as hot as a stove burning on a fire; Winter is just the coldest, as cold as a refrigerator. It's winter now, and it's so cold that we dare to walk outside in four clothes.

Miss Dong dances freely in the freezing campus, but we can only appreciate her solo dance in thick cotton-padded clothes. As spring approaches, Miss Dong hangs down and shakes hands with the stage, waiting for the arrival of the next winter.

6. This winter, it was cold and snowy, and it was chilling to watch. People don't want to go out, they don't want to be surrounded by cold air, and even the little stars don't want to stay in the sky, which makes this night even more boundless and lonely.

With the coming of cold winter, the streets are like silver, so bright and brilliant. Long icicles hung in front of the eaves like crystal daggers, and the breath of pedestrians turned into white smoke.

8. It was very cold last winter, dripping into ice. People who travel have to wear masks, and the hot air exhaled will frost immediately.

9. This winter is another cold winter. Cold people are shivering, as if the whole earth is in a cold water tank.

10, this day, it's too cold. Even the flowers and grass on the roadside tightened their bodies. The cold north wind roared like a roaring lion. The wind stung me mercilessly like a knife. The wind is like a naughty child. I have gripped my clothes tightly, but the wind can still touch me. Pedestrians in the street shrink their necks and walk backwards, and children playing by the roadside also run home. There are fewer and fewer pedestrians, so I hurry home.

The cold weather is 6 1. The cold wind, like thousands of steel cones, pierced my bones and made me tremble with cold.

When it first snows, the snowflakes are usually not big or dense. For example, catkins float gently with the wind. The wind is blowing harder and harder, the snow is getting denser and denser, and the snowflakes are getting bigger and bigger, just like weaving a white net. You can't see anything if you are far away.

3. You see, it's dry and cold in winter now, but the snow is irregular. I don't know where to go in the snow In this weather, people still call cold cotton-padded clothes, cotton trousers, down jackets, hats and scarves, and wrap them in electric blankets at night. The hot water bottle is not cold. Don't let the cold near it.

4. In early winter, she was like a beautiful, noble and reserved princess, waving a magical veil and sending cold winds.

The freshly boiled water freezes as soon as it hits the ground.

6. Who was cold that winter? It makes people have a sore nose, a headache and feet like two pieces of ice.

7. Snow, I love you, and I love your purity. You decorated the earth with silvery white, and how beautifully you dressed it.

8. The cold wind is biting outside, the north wind is whistling, the street is deserted, the bare saplings stand pitifully on both sides of the road, and the once vibrant grass has turned yellow and entered the sweet dream land with flowers. The north wind roared and the saplings struggled in the cold wind; The grass fell to the ground as if afraid of the sudden cold wind. There are rows of slender cypress trees, which are still so rich and green in the cold winter.

9. Snow makes people feel that there is only one word-cold. The earth is silvery white and clean, but snowflakes still fall from the sky like catkins, cotton and goose feathers.

10, the sun seems to be afraid of cold in winter. Wearing thick clothes can't give off heat.

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