Everyone talks about karma, and Xiao Wu and I are no exception. After all, the debts left by the young and frivolous will be paid off, especially on the issue of weight.

At that time, one praised his physique for being fat, and the other praised his high basal metabolism. As a result, after his daughter was born, she looked at each other with tears in her eyes.

When I got married with Manager Xiao Wu, in her own words, she weighed 90 pounds and had a small waist to hold, with gentle eyes and elegant manners. As a result, in the year of pregnancy, Xiao Wu's overall breakthrough was One Happy and Fifty, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't lose weight any more.

Other families are looking forward to the end of breastfeeding, the growth of children and complementary feeding. Xiao Wu, the manager of my family, said that time passed faster every day because he heard that he could lose weight after breastfeeding.

Finally, the lactation period is over, and the weight of the family that has accumulated dust for a long time has also ushered in luck. Xiao Wu's general daily mood will also fluctuate violently with the change of numbers.

Fat or thin?

Needless to ask, I will know the result when I watch Xiao Wu laughing like a flower all the time in the morning or when I am awakened by Xiao Wu's sound of killing pigs in waves.

Xiao Wu always weighs himself in the morning, because if he doesn't eat breakfast, the figures can look better.

Later, Liu Wa's daily life began, and Xiao Wu always put the weighing time after Liu Wa, because she found that Liu Wa had really lost weight.

Until one day Xiao Wu suddenly said to me, "I finally know why I can't lose weight."

I asked her why, but she didn't say anything.

It was not until I saw a circle of friends at night that I found that a person who claimed to be a "disabled person" wrote such a long condemnation, which was quite eloquent.

The core meaning is one-"I cook well."

In this regard, I want to cry.

Since then, the family has also made rules. "In addition to my girl, we will put an end to animal products and start a healthy life! Save money and lose weight. " Say that finish, I raised my eyebrows, a face of sadness, and did not forget to boast-"I am really a genius. You said you were so lucky to marry me. "

I resisted this several times, but I was always driven out by Xiao Wu's supercilious eyes-"Look at you, how fat you are, you don't have any points in your heart."

Sometimes, I feel really distressed, especially when I see Xiao Wu stealing the meat in the complementary food in the name of helping her daughter taste salty and light, and her daughter cries with anger.

So, I interspersed, once every half month, taking time to make big chicken wings and roast lamb chops. At this time, Xiao Wu always kept his eyes shining, instantly forgot his original promise, ate his mouth full of oil and sucked his fingers after eating. Finally, he didn't forget to burp, pat his stomach and say to himself, "This is too big to have a second child." She denounced me and said that I was a stumbling block on her way to lose weight.

No, it's a pothole.

"You are a shit, hum!"

In this regard, I am infinitely wronged. Looking at her swaggering and pouting, I really can't tell you how bitter it is.

Can only say: "Oh, woman."

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In order to lose weight, Mr. Xiao Wu also made a perfect weight loss plan and wrote a piece of paper. For this reason, she was a little afraid of heights, so she stood on a stool and stuck it on the upper edge of the door frame of her kitchen.

Because the kitchen door is where my family can see wherever they go.

Xiao Wu, the general manager, said, "There was a good plan in ancient times, but now I have a big plan to lose weight." I have deep doubts about this.

In the first few days, Xiao Wu was really serious, punching in on time, not forgetting to hurt me after the exercise, and looking at me with his head held high.

Xiao Wu's general brain circuit is always amazing, and he can make amazing moves in all aspects.

Other people's research on weight loss is nothing more than keeping your mouth shut and taking your legs. But when she arrived at Manager Xiao Wu, she suddenly found her daughter stepping on her stomach, and she actually lost weight. Since then, she seems to have opened a new world. If you have nothing to do, pull your daughter to help her step on her stomach, or let her pat her arm or leg.

I laughed at her for taking an accident as an inevitable event. To put it bluntly, it is to escape the pain and lose weight.

But Xiao Wu always heard my conclusion and gave me a "beating". After giving me a shadowless leg without hesitation, he will say to me with special disdain: "Is the gap between mortals and geniuses so quickly highlighted?" Think, think, do you understand? You think I'm on the first floor, but I'm on the fifth floor. "

But time will tell you the truth. After a while, Xiao Wu always started chanting. I also thought that when Xiao Wu finally understood that losing weight had nothing to do with stepping on his stomach, Xiao Wu always looked at me gloomily and asked me, "Is it because my older girl is too thin and not strong enough?"

Then after a fierce ideological struggle, she took out a strong man's broken wrist expression and said to me, "Why don't you try stepping on it tonight?"

Her words scared me back again and again. After all, she wants to fulfill her promise, either thin or dead. And of these two choices, judging from my 160 Jin weight, I think she probably made the wrong choice again and chose the latter.

Xiao Wu always calms down for a few days after I refuse without hesitation. Finally, she gave in and honestly began to leave the baby. She goes out at seven o'clock in the morning, goes home at half past ten and waits for me to prepare a ready-made meal, goes out at six o'clock in the evening, comes back at seven o'clock, cleans up and puts her daughter to bed.

After getting acquainted with people in the community, it is inevitable that many enthusiastic old ladies will encourage Xiao Wu to have a second child. Xiao Wucan was always simple and polite at first, and when he was tired of being said, he would just say "You raise it for me" without saying a word to those people.

The enthusiastic old lady has been giving birth to a second child, and her wife opens the door directly, so they dare not speak again.

But after a long time, it became a heart disease for Xiao Wu. Xiao Wu has never had a holiday before, which makes her very scared. She is afraid that she is pregnant and can't sleep well every day. Even one morning, she mysteriously said that she dreamed of a little boy calling her mother.

Xiao Wu always said to me, "I think there may be a second child." My eldest son made your girl lose her ass. " I was still very wronged when I said it, which made me laugh and cry.

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Some time ago, I flipped through the articles I wrote before, and suddenly found that I actually wrote "My wife is a rogue" on 20 17, and said that I would buy a good bag for Mr. Xiao Wu.

Suddenly feel a little ashamed. The birth of the child caught us off guard and lost a lot of things we wanted to do.

It happened that day, and Mr. Xiao Wu personally said that he walked beside the baby every day. Only then did he find that the backpack he bought at the stall for dozens of dollars was broken. In Mr. Xiao Wu's original words, "Summer has come, not only the dog has lost its hair, but also the bag has lost its skin."

Xiao Wu is always too stingy. Not only I say, but even my father-in-law says that many things can't be bought, but if she always chooses Xiao Wu, she will definitely choose the cheap one and spend the money saved on her relatives.

It was also the day when Mr. Xiao Wu finished speaking. I promised to buy a bag for Mr. Xiao Wu. When I saw that I always avoided these things, I suddenly did everything. Mr. Xiao Wu looked suspicious and finally did not forget to "warn" me: "Don't buy expensive ones. If you buy expensive ones, I will throw you out. "

I bought a bag from a shop. Not expensive, it cost more than 1000. I'm afraid that Xiao Wu always knew and thought it was well hidden, but Xiao Wu always saw the clue from my face.

"You loser, give it back to me."

When I said this, I really thought she would be angry, but when she stood in front of me and pointed at me, she was all smiles.

She kept asking me to return it, and I didn't return it until I received it.

I know she likes it, but because of many concerns, she refused to buy it, and she didn't dare to buy it, but I saw her happy smile and couldn't put it down after the arrival.

I suddenly feel that it is also a kind of happiness to let her train, even for a moment, even for a lifetime.

She told me for many days, always smiling. After training, she smiled again.

On that day, Xiao Wu seldom ran a treadmill for forty minutes. I asked her how to open it. Xiao Wu always faltered and said to me, "In my present size, carrying this bag looks like a cottage."

I thought it over. Well, that makes sense. My daughter-in-law is a bloody "urban-rural junction" temperament.

One night, I don't know why, I suddenly said to General Xiao Wu, "Dude, you have a nice smile."

Xiao Wu had been listening and suddenly became nervous. She looked at me cautiously and said to me, "What did you steal for me after eating the calf?"

After that, I picked up my mobile phone and looked at it for a while.

"Nothing, just thinking about confession."

After hearing this, Xiao Wu rolled his eyes, then yawned and leaned lazily on the sofa and said, "OK, I see." Then I watch TV bored.

I stole a look at her. After she finished, the corners of her mouth kept rising so beautifully, like wicker flying, like the moon bending, like all the beauty in the world, more like the spring breeze, which wrinkled the whole pool in my heart.

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I praise Mr. Xiao Wu for everyone, not only me, but also many people in our community. They say Mr. Xiao Wu is not easy. Many people have the help of their parents to some extent. For so long, I am the only one at present, and I have to take care of the children by Mr. Xiao Wu alone for so long.

Therefore, pain is always inevitable.

In the next month, Xiao Wu always couldn't sit well and fell ill with low back pain. His daughter likes to be spoiled and always wants her mother to hold her. Slowly, the back injury got worse. The most prepared at home is plaster, and the strongest taste at home is the smell of plaster.

Every day, Xiao Wu always frowned, but said to me with a nonchalant expression, "Let's kill the chicken with monkeys."

When asked where it hurts, Xiao Wu always points to this, pointing to where it hurts everywhere. Later, because I was distressed, I simply stopped asking.

It is also for this reason that Xiao Wu always starts to practice running, yoga and health preservation.

In addition, Wu's regimen is unique and original.

How wonderful is it? Just say a little. I really haven't seen anyone treat Yakult as a health product. Xiao Wu always does this.

Xiao Wu is actually a very impatient person. In order to urge herself to run and exercise, she always tries to run in various ways and find various reasons for herself every day. Later, she became a very tangled person.

For example, in a chat, the two of us finalized the decision to send our daughter to the kindergarten for normal school.

That night, Xiao Wu seldom ran to the ninth step Later, Xiao Wu always told me: "You remind me every night that my daughter will go to kindergarten next year, and I will be sad, and then I can turn my grief into strength and I will lose weight."

But this method didn't last long, so we had to do it for three days. On the fourth day, Xiao Wu just stood on the treadmill. I just reminded her about going to kindergarten. Xiao Wu always got off the treadmill. She cocked her head, hey hey:

"In fact, I suddenly feel that it will be good to send it next year."

Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to give up.

Xiao Wu finally learned his lesson, but in order not to give up exercise, Xiao Wu always changed his tricks and looked at the aunts who "made waves" and decided to take their bodies as the driving force.

"I decided that I should exercise well, be slim and thin. When I am old, you will sit in a wheelchair and watch me hold a handsome boy and dance square dance in the square."

Just after this sentence, Xiao Wu always speeds up and runs quickly again.

During that time, Xiao Wu always really lost weight quickly, and his weight suddenly returned to 100. Every day, she is very excited. Every day, she can make new tricks. Even in order to lose weight, she picked up a small teacup to pack rice and urged herself.

Bitter and tired, we can look at each other, only each other in our eyes.

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At our age, the most difficult thing to face and experience is the death of a loved one.

This year and last year, Manager Xiao Wu and I experienced the deaths of several relatives respectively.

Especially this month, Xiao Wu's grandfather passed away. Xiao Wu always sits at the door of the bathroom and cries feebly. The daughter looked at her mother crying, grinning, crying and running over, holding Xiao Wu crying.

At that moment, I was extremely worried.

I know Xiao Wu has always wanted to go back, but he is worried about my job. But nothing in this world is more important to me than Xiao Wu. Compared with Xiao Wu, all this is nothing.

I told manager Xiao Wu directly, let's go home.

More than 500 kilometers away, it takes six hours to drive, but that day, just like across the mountains and seas, Xiao Wu was silent all the way, just afraid that her daughter was afraid and I was worried. He always pretends to be strong and tries to find a topic to chat with me.

But that day, my heart was full of guilt. Because of me, Xiao Wu has been married so far away from home, and because my two old people died, Xiao Wu has never even seen the last time.

In this way, along the way, I am full of guilt. I suddenly feel selfish and helpless.

The father-in-law said that Mr. Xiao Wu was born stubborn. He used to worry that his daughter would not get married.

However, I think I met the best baby in the world, but I became the one who hurt this baby the most.

So, how can I have reason to make such a flower suffer again? My parents are here. I don't travel far. I didn't understand it before. I didn't realize it was late until I found out.

She must have chosen to marry far away because she really loves you.

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General Xiao Wu's birthday is July 26th. If there is no accident, it should be the date of publication of this article.

In the original plan, we will take advantage of our daughter's sleeping day to have a good barbecue dinner, plus special Zhaodong biscuits and big Pak Lei, which makes people feel flattered, and it is also a reward for old terrier who has worked hard for a week to find "full and motivated to lose weight".

But the sudden change made me hesitate. I don't know if Xiao Wu has really come out of the shadows, because she will still say from time to time whether the old man is doing well there. I understand that this is not a feudal superstition, but the grief of future generations for their predecessors.

But it is still Mr. Xiao Wu. Today, he solemnly told me, "Don't cook tomorrow night. Let's have another barbecue tomorrow night. I ran for nothing. "

I answered again and again, and suddenly I realized one thing.

Some pains, in fact, need not be mentioned. As long as life returns to normal, it is the best comfort and consideration.

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Xiao Wu always said that I was melodramatic, and always put the words of Empress Hua Fei on me.

After that, she would always have fun secretly.

"Love to do things" is also the label that Xiao Wu always puts on me, because I always unconsciously run to Xiao Wu's side at a certain moment, give her a kiss, and then solemnly tell her: "I miss you."

Her answer is the same sentence that will never change: "Do things."

Later, when she had a daughter, Xiao Wu would always hug her and point at me and say, "Look at your dad, like a loser."

Sometimes, I am always dissatisfied with life.

But when I look at them, I feel that life is extremely happy.

Just after twelve o'clock, I sent a WeChat to Manager Xiao Wu and turned a red envelope. I said to her: "Manager Xiao Wu, happy birthday, I love you forever!" "

Actually, I thought a lot about writing, but when I remembered Mr. Xiao Wu's sentence "Don't write so many words, don't like reading", my mouth involuntarily rose.

In fact, no amount of sweet words can match the most sincere sentence-I love you! Name of the work: "Big Horse Monkey and Jumping Chicken: Weight Loss Plan"; Author: Chen Lu