It was five years ago that a very close friend of mine gave me a message. He said to me, "There is an office building owned by Boss Liu, which has recently been considered for renovation. Moreover, he is considering which brand of central air conditioner to buy for the renovation of the office building. Why don't you go to him and try your luck, in case this happens? "
As soon as I heard that there was business, every nerve in my body immediately got excited. I said to my friend, "Can you give me the contact information of General Manager Liu again? I think if I want to visit him, I should at least make an appointment with him by phone. "
It's refreshing for my friends to hear what I said. At that time, he took out his mobile phone and gave me Mr. Liu's phone number. What moved me most was that after he gave me his phone number, he didn't forget to take care of me: "Don't call him this afternoon. He sat on the mahjong table after lunch. If he doesn't play at night, he drinks when he gets off the mahjong table. If you fight for nothing, you may lose points. "
After listening to my friend, I immediately became interested. It seems that this is to show me the way. I took out a pack of cigarettes and stuffed them into his pocket. He smiled and said, "If you want to call him, just call him before seven o'clock in the morning. If he gives you a chance, you will see him in the morning. If he refuses you, you are basically finished. "
I didn't ask too many questions. Since he takes care of me, he naturally has his reasons. I trust my friends unconditionally. So, I patted him on the shoulder and said, "Thank you, brother, this is just to treat you to a one-stop meal."
He smiled and said, "OK, I'll wait."
The next morning, I set my alarm clock at 6 o'clock. After the alarm clock rang, I went to the small park downstairs and dialed the number given by my friend yesterday.
After the bell rang twice, it was connected. A deep voice came from the opposite side: "Hello, who are you looking for?"
As soon as I heard it, I actually brought the word hello. This boss has quality, and if the boss has quality, my business will have hope. So, I cleared my throat and said, "Hello, Miss Liu, I'm sorry to bother you so early. Here's the thing. Let me introduce myself first. I'm the sales manager of xx Company, and our main business is … "When I called him Mr. Liu across the street, he grunted, so I tried to control my speech speed and finish what I had to say because I was afraid of him.
I don't know. After listening to my words, there was a silence on the opposite side, and then he said, "No problem, you can come to my office with the information when you are free." When are you free? I'm not free in the afternoon or in the evening. "
After hearing what he said, I was so excited that I said on the phone, "Mr. Liu, if you are free today, I will start sorting out the information now." I should be able to pack it before 8 o'clock and deliver it to your office before 9 o'clock. " Do you think it is appropriate for me to go to your office at nine o'clock? "I'm not asking him if he's here at 9 o'clock, but whether it's appropriate for me to arrive at 9 o'clock. The implication is that it doesn't matter if you're not here. I can wait for you.
I don't know, he smiled and said, "OK, OK, I like young people like you. Please, I'll be in the office at nine. Let's not talk about the price of this plan. Let's talk about your product advantages first. If you touch me, we will continue to talk. Similarly, if you can't impress me ... "
I said on the phone right away, I understand, I have to be there at 9 o'clock on time. And then I hung up.
After hanging up the phone, I rushed to the company to sort out the information. It's already 7: 50, so I searched the location. It only took 40 minutes to sail there. Then I remembered that I hadn't had breakfast, so it took me 10 minutes to have breakfast before I set off.
At 8: 50, I arrived at the front desk of his company on time. After confirming the appointment with the beauty at the front desk, I went in and walked to the door of Liu's office. At 8: 57, I adjusted my clothes. At 8: 59, I knocked on the door on time, and there was a voice inside, and I came in.
Our story begins. ...
Pushing open the office door, the whole office was filled with smoke. I wanted to stand up and introduce myself to Mr. Liu, but he waved and said, "Yes, it's quite punctual. Sit down. " As he spoke, he handed me a cigarette. I want to put it aside and stop smoking.
I don't know. He went on to say, "Light it and don't be shy in front of me." He also reached for a lighter to light my cigarette. I had to wave my hand, then took out my lighter and lit it myself.
Seeing that my cigarette has been lit, President Liu said, "Let's start. I am listening? "
So, I handed him the sorted information, and then I began to introduce the advantages of our products one by one according to the sorted information. He nodded while listening to the information I handed him.
The whole process lasted for an hour. The cigarette in his hand has never been broken, and he hasn't finished a cigarette. He took out the second cigarette, lit it directly with the butt of the first cigarette, then put out the first cigarette, and so on. He didn't use a lighter once in the whole process, but the cigarette didn't break.
What annoys me is that he not only smokes himself, but also asks me to smoke with him. Every time he smokes the second cigarette, he takes out one and hands it to me. I can't do it without smoking. I just wanted to put it next to it, and he pushed the lighter in front of me.
In more than an hour, he unpacked two packs of cigarettes. In the process, I took out my cigarette and sent it to him. He waved and said, "Just take mine. If you do business, you can make some money. And I am used to this habit. "
I can't help thinking, I'm used to smoking this, but I can't afford it. You'll wipe out $200 in a flash.
An hour later, when I finished speaking, he also said in combination with the information: "Basically, it's nothing too big. I believe in your major. Go back and sort out the plan and price, and come to me with the contract next time. " I only have one request, not to be higher than the market price. Don't worry, I can always ask what the market price is if I want to. "
I stood up excitedly and said, "Teacher Liu, don't worry." Then I have to go now. I'll contact you when the plan and price are ready. "
He smiled and said, "All right, go ahead." Just as I was leaving, he grabbed the unopened package of Jin Yezi on the table and threw it over, saying, "Take it and smoke it." That kind of momentum makes me embarrassed to refuse.
So I said to him, "Thank you, Miss Liu." He turned and walked out of his office.
Three days later, I came to him with the contract and plan, and also with the package of Jin Yezi he gave me last time.
When I gave him a cigarette, he smiled and said, "Did you buy it on purpose?"
I smiled and said shyly, "No, I don't want to smoke what you gave me last time. Today, I borrow flowers to offer Buddha. "
Hearing what I said, he also smiled. Let's talk about the plan first, then the price, and finally sign the contract smoothly. The whole process lasted nearly two hours. Like last time, he didn't break the cigarette. This addiction is really terrible.
After signing the contract, I jokingly asked, "Teacher Liu, how many cigarettes do you smoke a day?"
He scratched his head and said, "I haven't calculated it carefully." I guess there are five or six bags. " Is it too much? "
I smiled awkwardly and said, "A little too much. You still have to smoke less. "
He also smiled and said, "I know, but I am used to it." Let's just live like this. "
When he left, he threw me another pack of cigarettes.
Since that cooperation, I have made him three office buildings and four villas in recent years, not including many friends he introduced me to.
However, what I fear most is sitting and chatting with him. In just half a day, I started to pack two packs of cigarettes each. You said this smoker got it?
Liu always smokes very hard and never uses a lighter to continue smoking. He smokes five or six packs of cigarettes a day. He is really the biggest smoker I have ever seen.
But although he smokes so many cigarettes every day, he is still strong, which is also puzzling.
Finally, a friendly reminder-
Smoking is harmful to health, and quitting smoking as soon as possible is good for health.
In the summer of 2002, I was invited to a mountainous township government to repair a satellite ground receiver with a transmitting antenna.
Because the machine is a 75 ohm coaxial cable between the tuner and the receiver, there is a short circuit between the core wire and the sheath. Causing 2SA940, which supplies power to the tuner, to explode. But because someone touched the machine before I repaired it. Therefore, it took me a lot of effort to eliminate man-made faults one by one before I determined that the problem was caused by the short circuit of 75-5 coaxial cable.
This problem was caused by the head of a construction team stationed near the township government-he thought there were no TV programs to watch in the mountains. It is too crowded to watch TV in the township government. In fact, people think that he smokes too much and makes people blind. He followed the advice of others and connected a cable from the receiver to their residence. When you connect it to the TV, you can watch CCTV 1.
You won't answer it. Why don't you ask someone who knows? It happens that he is an advocate of self-sufficiency. He does not connect from the RF output terminal, but from the port that supplies power to the tuner. As a result, there was a bang, and no one could watch it anymore.
He made a mistake and was blamed by everyone. So he came to me and asked me to help him solve the problem.
In the small conference room of the township government, I repaired the receiver and he accompanied me. I smoked one cigarette after another. In the morning, he threw four butterfly spring cigarette cases into the ground.
At noon, the village canteen opened a meal. In the backcountry, there is not even a small shop selling meat. In order to entertain me, he bought some peanuts, two cans and two bottles of Jin Quan brand kaoliang spirit, and scrambled an egg from a small agency. I started smoking and drinking again.
I don't think he smokes except when he eats noodles. As soon as I put down the bowl, I felt my hand reach into the white canvas kit I was carrying with me. Touch a box of cigarettes, or "butterfly spring".
I was curious, so I asked him how many cigarettes he could smoke a day. He said not necessarily. Basically eight boxes are guaranteed. If someone chats with him and gives him a cigarette, he will give it to others and others will give it to him. Basically, one cigarette a day.
He likes to smoke "butterfly spring" instead of buying other cigarettes himself. Most people in tobacco companies know him-to buy cigarettes, others buy them by the article, and he was a box from the beginning. The white canvas kit he carried with him contained two butterfly springs.
How can you stand smoking like this every day? A few years later, I heard from him again, because he smoked and drank too much, suffered from cancer such as lung cancer and liver cancer, and left in his fifties.
My brother-in-law/kloc-learned to smoke after dropping out of school at the age of 0/5.
My brother-in-law is good at everything, but it's hard for you to ask him to study or do anything with his brain. So I went home to farm before I finished junior high school.
When we played together as children, he would pick up cigarette butts, peel off the remaining tobacco and pack a cigarette. I don't go to school, let alone manage it. My grandfather also smokes. So I didn't care much. Later, my brother-in-law followed his relatives to the iron market to do iron pipes or something, and he was tired from work. He said he could smoke three packs of cigarettes at most. One cigarette 15 minutes, 60 cigarettes 15 hours. This shows that he almost smoked when he opened his eyes.
Until I got married, my little aunt was very strict, and now she is basically a pack of cigarettes a day and a half.
Although I smoke occasionally, I am not addicted, and I have never experienced what it is like to be addicted to cigarettes. He always talks about scratching, but he doesn't scratch after smoking.
One year, I went to Zibo on a business trip and met a client who said it was impossible to smoke a cigarette a day.
He said there was nothing else in his pocket, and the starting price was 4 packs of cigarettes to carry with him. If he goes out to play cards, there will be more, at least one cigarette.
But I quit when I met him, because his father died of lung cancer, and he quit himself. Admire this advocate who can quit smoking!
There is also a similar big brother who sells draft beers, six boxes of cigarettes a day. In his words, wake up in the middle of the night and smoke a box of cigarettes to relax, and wake up in the morning and smoke a box of cigarettes to relax. I have never seen him use a lighter. It's all one cigarette after another. It never stops.
I am still smoking.
Another big brother, whom I met after drinking, is nicknamed 6.7 meters. I didn't know why before. Later, he told me that General Bai used to smoke 84mm cigarettes (maybe now), and the price was 0.084*20*4=6.72, that is, he smoked 4 boxes of cigarettes every day. I had given up smoking when I met him more than ten years ago.
He is also a master I know.
Some people say they don't believe it. I also think that a cigarette a day is a bit hanging.
One cigarette counts as four minutes. You can smoke 15 cigarettes an hour, and it takes 13.3 hours to smoke 200 cigarettes, 24 hours a day, sleep for 8 hours, eat 1 hour, 15 hours. It is almost possible to get angry when you think about it.
Hello, I know that the person who smokes the most is the former leader. He basically never leaves his hand. As long as there is no one around important occasions or important people, he always has a cigarette in his hand. As far as I know, he can't smoke four packs a day, which is estimated to be more than three, but after four packs, there is not much left. If there are many things that day, it is estimated that he will smoke less, mainly.
Most people are addicted to smoking just like taking drugs, but I feel that smokers' addiction is not material, but mostly psychological. If you are good at observing, you will find out under what circumstances smokers will take out their cigarettes. The following situations are inevitable. 1, tired, 2, bored, 3, bored, as far as I know, these three situations are inevitable. People who feel that they smoke only think about it when they are in a daze. Perhaps it is a kind of sustenance, or it may be a comfort in their hearts. Without him, it's like losing a sense of security. They always want to hold something in their hands, and when they are upset, they will take a few sips and vent.
But in any case, it is better to quit early, which is good for yourself and others.
My friend smokes five boxes of cigarettes a day, which is called fire. Even under any circumstances, it is impossible to smoke after a match is lit, one by one, until dinner.
His clothes, his room, his teacup, all the places where he exists are filled with the smell of tobacco, which is very unpleasant. Because he is a heavy smoker, he can't afford a good cigarette, so he can cover a box of cigarettes within 10 yuan, but drinking and drinking tea is ok. He said that the consumption of these three things should be controlled within 70 yuan one day.
We drink. If he is present and drinks together, if he is indoors, he will turn on the exhaust fan to draw air first, and he will ask to sit outside to reassure him. For example, in a closed venue, he will take a few bites of food, drink a big cup, and then get up and leave, for fear that his friends and ladies will be annoyed by his smoking.
First of all, the youngest smoker, 5 years old, now packs three packs a day.
Qingkema in the village has been smoking since she was five or six years old. Where does his cigarette come from? All because he is the old man of the plasterer. His father works as a plasterer outside all day, helping people build houses, and his master gives him a pack of cigarettes every day, which is standard in rural areas and can't be beaten off. He didn't smoke much himself, so he brought it home. He can't shut his son out every day, so he can train Qingkema and his brother into small smokers who reach for cigarettes.
When I was seven or eight years old, people said that Qingkema smoked very hard: not only one mouth and two nostrils, but also eyes and ears. No matter what others say, I don't believe it. I think a child just smokes a cigarette, but he won't become a monster. How dare you? I ran to his house to see for myself. I handed him a Wujiang cigarette and asked him to perform live. When he heard the reason, he was happy: "Where did such a strange thing come from? Uncle Feng, don't tease me, it's all blown out by the villagers! If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you. "
"Crack", he skillfully struck a match, and his tiny fingers deftly lit a match stem on the cigarette. The flame was calm and inhaled cigarettes. The cigarette became slightly smaller, suddenly shortened, burned for a quarter, sucked the nose and mouth, and vomited comfortably. A little face is almost gone-all in a cigarette cage. What a big cigarette!
Now it's my turn to laugh. It turns out that people say that his eyes and ears can smoke, but it's not all praise. But he smokes too much and sprays too much. When he spit it out, the cloud covered the fog, and the whole little head was in the smoke, as if all the holes in his face were spitting smoke.
This is when he was seven or eight years old. I saw him smoking with my own eyes. At that time, it was not that children were addicted to smoking, but that he often watched adults smoke and imitated too much, which was really harmful. He came back from Foshan last month and handed me cigarettes. He is in his early forties. I asked him if he was making progress in smoking now. He laughed: "What's the matter? Three packs a day, standard, the stick can't be broken! "
The funniest smoker smokes three or four packs of cigarettes along the way.
The two leaders went to the province on business, and the office was driven by the driver Lao Yang and took the secretary Xiao He on a national highway of more than 350 kilometers. The four of them were leisurely and carefree. I never thought that these four people were not ordinary people, but actually quadrupole smokers. On a hot day, the air conditioner is on in the car. Four people on the road, one for you and one for me, were sent to smoke in turn. They have won the essence of traditional culture and are very polite.
Halfway through the car, Xiao He is still tender after all. He was panting and coughing badly. Lao Yang said, let's get off and have a rest. His ass hurts. Open the car door, four people sigh, the air outside is really fresh! Looking back, why not? Four strands of smoke emerged from the open car door, and Ran Ran rose like a charm. Xiao He came back and told us that it seemed to be the scene of a car accident and the car was burned. Three or four bags were painted on that road, one for each person.
On another occasion, the top leader sat in the middle of the conference room, and the executive and five deputies sat beside him on both sides, and everyone got together for a meeting. The top leaders don't smoke, and the six deputy directors and office directors are all model smokers, and cigarettes are excellent. When you smoke, it's like a WeChat group. You throw it, I throw it, everyone hands it to you, and you throw it at each other through the head of the top leader.
Especially the two deputies on business trip mentioned earlier, they have one characteristic. People smoke to save cigarettes. They save lighters. As soon as you finish smoking, you won't throw away the remaining cigarette butts, but take out a new cigarette and light it in your mouth and throw it away. The meeting room was turned on with air conditioner and electric fan, which lasted for about two hours. The left electric fan blows, the right air conditioner blows, and the winds on both sides hit the face of the highest leader in the middle. He coughed wildly with his left hand covering his nose, his face flushed and his right hand trembled wildly: please, stop smoking, stop smoking, I'm suffocating!
The top leader's character is really good.
I used to smoke at most seven packs of cigarettes a day. What concept? I went to eat and rest. All the time, I have been smoking, my fingers are yellow, my lips are white, and my head seems to be groggy all day. That's a standard smoker. Later, people around me couldn't get used to it. My relatives and friends advised me.
When I was watching TV, I saw a famous person and said something, that is, what do people fear most in their lives? I am most afraid that I can't beat myself. This sentence shocked me. Yes, I can't beat myself. This does not mean that I am worthless and have no personality. Finally, I gave up smoking completely.
A year later, the uncomfortable doctor was afraid of X-rays. When the doctor looked at the machine, he was stunned. The doctor says you are so addicted to cigarettes. I said, what happened? The doctor says your lungs are black. I've never seen such a heavy smoker, and all my expenses have been blackened. Let's talk about it A year later, I took an X-ray, and everyone said you were addicted to smoking.
Here, I advise you to introduce cigarettes, stay away from the harm of cigarettes, be healthy and live a happy life.
A fishing friend of mine, who is almost seventy this year, likes playing basketball when he was young, fishing after retirement (special post retirement 55) and night fishing. He hasn't driven a car for nearly 20 years. Every time he goes fishing, I drive it. Every time he goes fishing, he has to buy a cigarette (Lan Jiao 12 yuan/Bao in Sichuan). It was a long time before I said to buy two or three packs. Why buy one every time? He said with a smile, it's not enough to come back and smoke. We fished for a day and a night (that is, 24 hours). I paid special attention to it several times, and there was hardly a whole bag left on the way back.
I have seen an old man smoke two packs of cigarettes a day! Smoking is her pleasure, chatting is her pleasure, and it has been a long life!
Neighbors will pack a cigarette when they see it to show their respect for the long-lived elderly. Old people can also chat and smoke at the same time. They are very happy!
Two packs of cigarettes a day, and they are cheap! After smoking for decades, it is said that the index finger of smoking is smoked yellow! You can smell the smoke sitting there.
In fact, the happier you are, the stronger your immunity is. Old people who live long are examples.