He once killed a big caterpillar with his bare hands and then ran after other students.
He once smeared egg white on his face in biology class and said he was a beautiful woman. Then he was stabbed and screamed with pain.
In college, one year after the summer vacation, he returned to school. After getting off the train at 9 pm, he had 3 yuan left on him. Normal people will choose to go back to school by bus. He actually bought six skewers of barbecues (yes, barbecues were very cheap at that time), dragged his suitcase back to school while eating, and arrived at the dormitory at 1 o'clock in the morning.
He studied mathematics in college and is now an independent musician.
In our life, we will meet many people, and sometimes we will inevitably meet several interesting and wonderful people!
A colleague sent another courier before, and then I watched him open it next to it. I asked what it was, and he said it was a spider. I didn't believe it at first either. I took a look and got a fright. It is alive. God, it's moving fast in the box. It really scared me, and so did several female colleagues around me.
Then we asked him why he bought spiders, and he said it was to drive away cockroaches. Suddenly, I felt speechless. I keep spiders at home to drive away cockroaches. According to him, this spider won't bite, but it is also afraid of people and can drive away cockroaches.
Then I asked him, if you leave this spider at home, what should you do if your daughter accidentally catches it or puts it in her mouth? (His daughter is only over one year old) What if a spider falls into his mouth and eats it when he climbs into bed or snores in the middle of the night?
It's all incomprehensible anyway. Several people were talking around him. He has nothing to say to us. We still think he is a wonderful flower, and even buy spiders to drive cockroaches home.
Thank you for your question. I wanted to be a ps god, but I was honored as "sand sculpture" by netizens because I loved pranks. Because my daily job is to get in touch with all kinds of wonderful things (funny friends with strange ideas), so I will answer this question. Look at the official bench. There are drinks to choose from below, all of which are cold! First place: help me put on the cassock. The young master thought: This eldest brother who is seeking exotic flowers and plants must have seen through the world of mortals. The considerate little master naturally wants to help this, so ...
what do you think? Even the bodhisattva was moved by your sincerity.
Second place: ask the great god to help me become a woman, whatever! See how awesome you are! Young master: Young man, I think your bones are great. If you modify it a little, you will become the world leader in women's wear. Wait and see. Hmm ... I wanted to decorate it carefully, but a small boss's straight man has really poor eye shadow and blush. Just take a look!
Third place: Can someone help me change the background? It looks real and exciting. Little Master: This netizen is actually not wonderful. My little master also has deep feelings for military fans (once military fans came from the media), but my little master ocean deep has been a stranger ever since. Since you are not wonderful, the young master will be wonderful.
Sorry, boy, I want to eat chicken!
Contains homemade chicken emoticons.
As the title, the most wonderful person you have ever met?
In our life, we will encounter many interesting and incredible things. It often makes us laugh or endure it.
The following are the most wonderful things I have ever seen:
About 2006, I was a freshman in high school. At that time, everyone lived on campus and had a day off every week. Looking for parents to collect living expenses, 50 yuan a week, when everyone was not rich at home. Save money every week, go out to play less, eat and add pocket money, that's all.
A classmate lives in my upper bunk. Everyone calls him Brother Han. He is honest, studies well, has heavy eyes and poor family conditions. He goes to school and studies in the classroom. He went back to the dormitory, everyone was playing, and he was still studying.
Once, everyone joked: Brother Han, you worked so hard in your first year of high school, and you must not hang up and stab yourself in your third year of high school.
Brother Han poked his head out of a thick pile of books, expressionless and puzzled. He obviously didn't hear what everyone was saying. Then there was a burst of laughter.
At that time, there was no boiling water room in the school dormitory, and the water was bought from the store. The dormitory conditions are simple. Water is often cut off, so everyone has prepared a small bucket filled with water and put it under the bed for a rainy day.
One day after lunch, I went back to my dormitory to rest. Just as I opened the door, I saw Brother Han squatting in front of the bed, and the bucket under the bed was pulled out. He is burying his head in the bucket, his thin body curled up into a ball, and his hands are holding the edge of the bucket, which looks very funny.
At this moment, there was a loud gurgling sound like a cow drinking water. I thought he was joking and washing his face.
A few minutes later, he stood up, wiped his mouth with his cuff, and sat on the bed again, enjoying himself with a aftertaste, and his mouth was covered with blood. My face is full of questions.
At this time, the students also returned to the dormitory.
I looked at Brother Han with a puzzled face and couldn't help asking: Brother Han, what were you doing just now? Did your mouth bleed when you were playing with water? After the speech, everyone burst into laughter.
Brother Han timidly said to me: The dormitory has been without water for two days. I haven't drunk water for two days. It's really unbearable. I just drank the water from your bucket. I'll get you another bucket when the water comes.
As soon as he finished, the laughter of everyone in the dormitory came to an abrupt end. ...
Later, we learned that:
Because of his poor family, he always drinks raw water in order to save water. At that time, because the dormitory stopped water for two days, there was no water to drink, and it was severely dehydrated, and a blood hole was cracked in the lips.
This is a wonderful story on the surface. In fact, there is a pain in it, just like Brother Han said.
Wonderful things happen every day, but people who can see the reasons behind them rarely appear. If you have any wonderful experiences or things, please comment below and leave your story!
Director Ma loves to smell alcohol cotton balls, and he always puts an alcohol cotton ball into one nostril when sleeping. Isn't it wonderful?
Director Ma loves drinking and likes Wuliangye best. He said Wuliangye tastes pure.
Although the cupboard at home is full of Wuliangye and the storage room is full of Wuliangye, he has no time to drink. Every night, the subordinate units are vying to queue up to treat guests, and all they order are Wuliangye, which Director Ma can't finish.
This was a few years ago. Now, Director Ma, Wuliangye is empty at home, and no one invites his old man to drink at night. He was surrounded by a small cell, like a pig in captivity.
In the dead of night, Director Ma lies on a hard bed, staring at the ceiling, and often recalls the past years.
Speaking of it, Director Ma is also a person who has suffered and experienced hardships. At the age of seventeen, he jumped in line to become an educated youth in the countryside, plowing and weeding, cutting sorghum and pulling wheat, and digging ditches and rivers. After resuming the entrance examination, I was admitted to the business school. After graduation, I entered a large enterprise, from clerk to section chief, manager, deputy director and director. Climb up step by step, and make a lot of efforts.
Director Ma learned to drink when he went to the countryside. At that time, he was tired from work, and several educated youths drank on the hour at night. It's sweet potato wine, a little bitter. What he wants is to feel dizzy and forget fatigue.
As the immortal grows bigger and bigger, the grade of wine is getting higher and higher, and then Wuliangye will not stop drinking. Director Ma likes to go to the grass-roots inspection work, drinking at noon and drinking at night. He said: I peed more than Erguotou.
On holidays, no gifts, no bank cards and no cash. Director Ma said that this was corruption and could not ruin his future. I just have a soft spot for Wuliangye. I think alcohol and tobacco belong to eating and drinking, and I can't make a big mistake. So his family became Wuliangye warehouse.
Director Ma's accident was also due to alcohol. The Luqiao Management Office of the Municipal Administration Bureau has a bridge construction project. Before the bidding, a bidding company was annoyed to find Director Ma's house and sent two boxes of Wuliangye for Director Ma to take care of. So Director Ma took care of the company without knowing its qualifications.
After half a year, something went wrong, the cement grade was not enough, and the bridge deck of the pier was pitted. Bridges are typical bean curd dregs projects, and tens of millions of projects have become dangerous bridges. Director Ma was punished for dereliction of duty and taking bribes. He was sentenced to five years in prison, dismissed from public office, and Wuliangye at home was copied and washed.
After serving his sentence, Director Ma took it orally. After all, he deserved it and regretted it. My salary is enough to drink, so I am stupid.
Admit your sins and make a good reform, but you can't quit this addiction at once. It hurts when you think of the smell of alcohol.
On one occasion, Director Ma accidentally broke a piece of skin while working. The prison doctor gave him a sterilized alcohol cotton ball, which made Director Ma smell very comfortable. He couldn't help taking a few deep breaths into the cotton ball. In the end, Director Ma tentatively said, Doctor, can you leave me some cotton balls to clean myself? Knowing that he used to be a big cadre, the doctor left him a small plastic bag cotton ball.
Director Ma took this cotton ball as a treasure and sealed the plastic bag tightly for fear that alcohol would evaporate quickly. After dinner in the evening, I took out a cotton ball and held it under my nose to smell it again. It is more enjoyable than drinking Wuliangye. When you sleep, you can put a dry cotton ball in one nostril and sleep until dawn.
Some time later, Director Ma broke his hand or leg, or his nose bled. So his cell always smells of alcohol.
Alcohol cotton ball has been with Director Ma for five years, and now Director Ma has no job, no pension and returned home.
The wife said: At that time, I told you not to accept gifts, but you insisted that it was no problem to accept some wine. How many bottles of wine did you drink? You have nothing now. Is it worth it? You will be an unemployed little old man honestly in the future. I can't manage Wuliangye, but Erguotou can manage you.
This sister-in-law Ma is really nice.
Now Director Ma buys food every day, walks around, plays chess with the old man at the gate, and eats a plate of peanut Erguotou in the evening, so his life is very comfortable.
It is a wonderful habit to put an alcohol cotton ball in one nostril when sleeping. Without it, you can't sleep.
Director Ma said: In fact, peanuts and Erguotou are very good, and the people are very comfortable.
Thanks to the platform
When I went to the Buddhist temple to donate money, there was an old man in front, a person who collected money and issued invoices. He had a good attitude, but when he saw that the old man only donated 100, and I was dragging 500 in my hand, he began to have a bad attitude towards the old man because she felt that the old man donated too little money. Later, because of poor eyesight, the old man was slow to write his name and everything, and men began to get impatient. Because she was afraid that the old man would waste time, I stopped donating, fearing that I would wait too long to donate money, and then she began to abuse the old man, saying, you old bastard, whether to donate or not, or get out at once. Isn't it 100 yuan? It's been a long time, and you haven't seen that there is another big brother (here to please me deliberately) who wants to donate money. See how much people donate. I wanted to argue with that man, but I thought about it. After all, this is a Buddhist temple, so I have to put up with it. The old man finally finished, and it was my turn. That bitch started buttering up. Brother, why is your car so handsome? Brother, your family must be very rich. Brother, do you usually take a bath with milk? Your skin is white and handsome. You must have many wives, right? hahaha. ! ! She still won't open it. She said, Are you sure you want to donate 500 yuan? Otherwise, 500 adds up to 1000, and 1000 is an integer, Geely. Besides, your 500 is not bad, and your luxury car has more than 500 yuan of oil. I'm completely angry now, so I turned around and left. I don't want to talk nonsense with such people. Then, she flew, stopped in front of me, and left with 500. I said, why are you so shameless? She said, where am I shameless? I said, why did you steal my money? She said, I was so tired that I saw the 500 yuan in your hand and was afraid that it would dirty your hand, so I kindly helped you accept it. How can you say I robbed it? I said, is it okay if I don't donate? She said that the bill had been issued and there was no way to refund it. I said, I didn't ask you to write the bill, and she said, you don't want the bill. You stopped talking, I said, you robbed the money in the past and opened it immediately. How can I put it? She said, whether you say it or not is your business, and I can't help it if you don't say it. I said, you take the list, you give me my money back, and I won't donate it. She said, I don't want to donate what you are doing here. I'm here to donate money, not make trouble for you. I want you to come and go if you want. Don't dirty my land, will you? As for being so angry, you are such a haggard and obsessed person that you don't even want to donate 500 yuan to the Buddha. Where can the Buddha bless people like you? You wait for that day to clean you up.
The real experience of netizens.
Our neighbors here are old and powerful! Got a dog, a little male dog, and then brought back a little bitch from far away! The owner of the little bitch came to look for it, and it was a sister paper, so she took it back. She followed me for a few days and got it back, over and over again! You don't have to go back! The owner even stays with the dog! A pair of beds, a pair of floors! Number six. Number six? Asked how they met, she said there was a matchmaker! One is golden boy, and the other is ecstasy! Two dogs! Is it a special fate? What are you waiting for? Get a dog quickly!
When we were in college, there was a great roommate in the dormitory who did a great thing and found more great people through it:
With a new QQ number, she changed her avatar and searched for beautiful women online, with the names of "emptiness" and "loneliness". Space content is full of exposed and attractive pictures. Then click on "people nearby" and share the address with others, waiting for others to take the bait.
Sure enough, within a week, dozens of people joined him. Among them are "big boss", "wage earners" and "students", and there is even a self-proclaimed "professor who came here to exchange in 985".
She is open to everyone, apply as soon as you add one, and return as soon as you add one. It's only when you talk that you show strength. He knows the psychology of netizens and the people who have been drugged. For migrant workers, they are called "lost women" and have suicidal tendencies; For the big boss, disguised as a social butterfly; Pretending to be an ignorant college girl in order to "teach". Give priority to talking to yourself, only explode photos, never voice or video, and don't accept any gifts.
Surprisingly, she was never exposed. The big boss strongly wants money to support her, and the migrant workers hope to spend all their savings to redeem her. The "professor" couldn't wait to cheat the gun with his knowledge. Then he blacked out all their accounts and posted screenshots of the conversation on the real QQ space so that everyone could see the faces of these "sincere" netizens.
Every Monday night, rain or shine, many students in school envy her QQ number. Her space is simply a law popularization area, where you can see how all kinds of sweet words deceive girls.
My roommate's Baidu search record, I'm in a panic now!