Basically, in the WeChat group that drinks now, some people have been drinking since Wednesday. Wine is a good thing, which can make you forget your troubles for a while, do what you want to do, say what you want to say, forget your thoughts and entanglements before speaking, and become your truest self.

However, when you wake up the next day, it will make you pat your head like a paste, but it is inevitable that you will clearly remember what you did after being drunk yesterday and regret it.

I really wanted to strangle myself when I was drunk yesterday.

So at this time, the most common in the group is:

"Never drink again!"

(ridiculous)

But by three or four o'clock on Friday,

The shouts of drinking came as scheduled.

So, why on earth do people like to drink?

Our goal is 65,438+00 alcoholics,

Made a very serious interview.

-The X below is Xu Xian, and the Q is Brother Qiong-

X: "Brother Qiong, why do you like drinking?"

Q: "Because I'm not drunk."

X: "Why get drunk?"

Q: "Because of boredom."

X: "why?"

Q: "Because of poverty."

X: Why are you poor?

Q: "Because I bought wine."

x:“.。 . I don't want to talk. "

X: "What do you think is the difference between yourself after drinking and yourself when you are awake?"

Q: "I am bold and open. There is also the most important point. "

X: "what?" (I take out my notebook carefully)

Q: "poorer."

x:“.。 . You shut up! "

X: "Do you like yourself after drinking or sober?"

Q: "I like them all, because I am so cute."

x:“.。 . Ok, next. "

-The X below is Xu Xian, and B is Bajie-

X: "Bajie! Why do you like drinking? "

B: "I've been drinking since college! Keep drinking. After drinking, I feel that I will become a more relaxed self. "

X: "What's different from waking up?"

B: "The' relaxation' sought by drinking in college may be to do something that you dare not do when you are awake. Like confessing through alcohol or something. hahaha. After work, drinking is really just to relax. What a relief. Going home after working overtime every day, I have a lot of to-do items, and I feel like I have tied a knot in my head. Then you need a can of beer, just one can. After drinking, the knot is loose. Then you can turn on the computer and happily embrace the to-do list. "

X: "So you will prefer the state of drinking wine?"

B: "A little tipsy, just when I was drunk for five minutes (it was later learned that Bajie's five-minute drunkenness was just a can of beer). After all, when I was in college, my classmates wouldn't let me drink. They said that I drank too much, and they were the ones who suffered. "

I think this must be a female classmate with a story. She couldn't help raising her voice by eight degrees: "Come on! Tell your story! "

~ If you want to see the story of Bajie getting drunk, please turn to the end.

-The X below is Xu Xian, and the J is JUJU-

X: "Juju, why do you like drinking?"

Jane: "All in all ... I think this is an emotional placebo. For me, it is no longer drinking, but more like a friend I have known for many years. Like many unspeakable words and emotions, he will accompany you to express them. I can celebrate with you when I am happy, cry with you when I am sad, accompany you when I am lonely, and comfort you when I am hard. You will be happier when a group of friends are together, and you will be more relaxed when you are alone.

J: "I haven't thought of a reason why I want to drink." Instead, you naturally think of drinking whenever something happens, just like you want to share good news and bad news with your best friend.

J: "Yes, there is no need for any reason."

X: "Do you think there is any difference between yourself after drinking and yourself when you are awake?"

J: "If you don't drink it, it will be more reasonable and cold." . The biggest change after drinking wine is that the mood will be amplified a lot. Sometimes I think this is who I really am. A lot of precautions are missing. "

X: "I'm a little sad to hear that."

X: "which do you like better?"

J: "It depends." I smiled awkwardly. "If you like it, you like yourself best. Drunk people don't like it either. Ha ha ha. "

X: "Me too! I am the cutest! "

J: "... the kind with relatives everywhere? "

x:" "

Sister Kun's brain circuit made me unable to interview normally.

So the following is more like an Amway post of GNZ48.

-The X below is Xu Xian, and the K is Sister Kun-

X: "Sister Kun, why do you like drinking!"

K: "I thought I didn't like drinking, but I died from work for so many days. I went to eat hot pot at noon yesterday and accidentally drank some wine." I don't think anything is that important, and nothing is impossible. "

Sister Kun, who worked overtime until 2 o'clock, kept typing these words on the keyboard.

X: "So will drinking make you feel happy?"

K: "It's not the pleasure of drinking, but the state after drinking, especially when drinking with people." There is still no room for pause.

X: "Then who are these people?" I thought there was gossip. I am all ears.

K: "Is it suitable to drink when you are happy or when you are unhappy?"

Sister Kun is anti-customer.

X: "Hey, what do you say?"

Like a game of thrones, I'm not easy to mess with.

K: "Life is so hard that nothing can be controlled."

Elder sister Kun finally froze. "When everyone saw me, they said that I was so haggard, and GNZ48 couldn't give me the strength to call them."

(X:？ )

K: "I heard today that Guan Peisheng, who is one year older than me, has brain cancer. She said to my friend,' I feel that the medicine I am taking is starting to work, because my nose smells like brains'.

X: "It's easier to be a mediocre person after such hard work." I don't know why I asked this sentence.

K: "I think I'm still different from them, just tired." No strength. But why do things always have problems and can't be completed smoothly and happily?

Krishnamurti: "Do you want to see SNH48? High-five with young ladies is really interesting. I'll find a giant to take you to call. "

I am very disappointed to hear that. I feel like I am in another world. Sister Kun has light on her head, but it's not because she is bald.

K: "My favorite girl in SNH48. It's actually a girl of GNZ48, "Kun Jie added. "Her name is Zhang Qiongyu. This makes it difficult for me to accept. "

(BTW: Brother Qiong's full name is Zhang Qiongyi. )

X: "Ha ha ha ha. . . Have you ever been drunk? "

Without saying a few words, I feel that Sister Kun will send me a poster of GNZ48.

K: "I haven't drunk much." Kun elder sister wanted to think, "ah, once, but just a headache, very painful.

K: "Ah, another time, I was drunk by a big brother in Northeast China and went to the toilet to vomit silently. After that, I continued to drink. It's terrible. Nightmare You said that such a boring mood is actually quite rare. "

X: "Forget it, you'd better stop drinking, and give a high-five to Miss Zhang Qiongyu of GNZ48."

-The X below is Xu Xian, and the K is Ke Li, er-

X: "collier, why do you like drinking!" " "

K: "At this age, only two things can settle everything at once, one is money and the other is wine."

I am in awe, but at the same time inexplicably "feel so sad."

K: "So real."

X: "Do you like yourself after drinking or sober?"

K: "I am very real after drinking wine."

X: "So the difference between the two is true!" "

K: "Yes! Take off your disguise! Take off the mask! Show your face! "

Collier feels that there will be rap at any moment.

X: "I see! homie！”

-X is Xu Xian, and H is H(X).

X: "Why do you like drinking!"

H simply throws out the following two pictures.

X: "So it's because I'm happier and more focused after drinking."

H: "mm-hmm! The summary is in place! "

X: "Then you will like yourself better after drinking?"

H: "It depends. For example, when you need to use your brain, for example, when you are thinking, you can't drink alcohol. So depending on the scene, I like to drink or not. "

I always feel that something is wrong when I think about it. "So don't use your brain when coding!" I only got a C in the C language test, and I was in a cold sweat.

H: "Some brainless codes can't be played without drinking! But some code must be carefully considered. Therefore, it is still divided into situations. " It is conceivable that the lens of the H(X) glasses behind the screen of the mobile phone emits sly light.

X: "It's strange, the programmer's world. . I admire it! "

-The X below is Xu Xian, and the C is Chunchun-

X: "Chunchun, why do you like drinking!"

C: "What? I don't like drinking. " Chunchun is holding a health pot and a thermos cup. Call me back.

X: "Chunchun, why do you like drinking!"

C: "How can I solve my worries? Only Du Kang. "

Ask the right person this time.

X: "Will you be happy after drinking it?"

C: "See you then."

X: "What's the difference between being happy and being awake?"

C: "it will be high."

X: "which one do you like?"

C: "I don't like either."

X: "why!"

C: "I am a human who doesn't like myself."

-The X below is Xu Xian, and the E is two bottles-

X: "two bottles, why do you like drinking?"

E: "I usually eat and drink with my friends for a very important reason."

X: "what?"

E: "You don't have to drink anything. So you see that I only drink beer in most cases. "

X: "Your reason is so funny. So is it because beer tastes better than drinks? "

E: "Right. But beer is fatter. So now I like drinking red wine gradually. Red wine is better, soft and drunk. "

x:“？ Soft? "

E: "Like tequila, hard and drunk."

X: "Ha ha ha, suddenly understand!"

If you understand, you are also an alcoholic! )

-The X in the back is Xu Xian, and the L is the blue warrior-

X: "blue light! Why do you love drinking ~ "

L: "It's a necessity for a party. I'm a little drunk until I get high. We'll talk later. Moreover, when drinking, you will think how lifeless it would be if it were a drink. "

X: "So what's the difference in peacetime after you drink it?"

L: "it will be more open, and there will be no worries for the time being."

X: "which do you like better?"

L: "It depends. If you play or pick up girls, you must have drunk too much. When you are happy, it is icing on the cake, and when you are troubled, you forget your troubles. I gave this to you. "

A designer who can't write a copy is not a good alcoholic.

X: "Take the hero!"

-The X below is Xu Xian, and the G is the dog-

X: "dog! Why do you love drinking! "

G: "Drinking will make people more relaxed and happier!" Usually I get a little nervous. There are many things. "

X: "Is there any specific difference between when you drink and when you are sober?"

G: "I'm soft, courageous, beautiful, and I often go to the toilet."

So far, I haven't asked what is softhearted.

Dog: I don't want to lose face? ! )

The story about JUJU and Bajie;

"I think drinking is the most relaxing thing when I think of college now. At that time, I didn't care if it was good wine. I don't care if I get drunk or have a headache the next day. " JUJU became the first dog who had to speak English words.

"It's just ... that's stupid." She took a sip of her cigarette and said.

"That kind of silly strength is tequila.

"So now we can only drink craft beer or red wine." She smiled and threw the cigarette butt on the floor. Shining in the dark, like a cat's eyes. She stretched out her right arm and stamped out the cigarette butt.

Bajie smiled. "When elder sister Kun came back a few days ago, my boss and I were in the middle of the night. Brother Joan and Little Black had a few drinks and were about to throw up in an instant. For a moment, I felt, wow, like I was back in Neo. I really vomited many times after drinking tequila in college. Every time I think about this time, I will be glad that Neo didn't use fake wine against us. "

"Maybe one of the reasons why I love drinking is that its taste is a lot of memories. Sometimes just smell it and you will think of someone. "