? 1. I once threatened at a low temperature of zero that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that that wonderful promise was because I was too young.
? 2. The steamer is above and the charcoal is below. Without a lid, you are selling; You don't need to make dough, you are an egg yolk pie.
? I owe my life to the air conditioner.
? 4. The hot weather invites everyone to have a free sauna, lose weight together, and come on!
? 5. How are things over there? I'm already familiar with it.
? 6. The air conditioner is installed in the circle of friends, which is very hot. If you have nothing to do, just visit my circle of friends more.
? 7. Moon, please tell your grandson who has always liked you not to be shy.
? 8. Everyone is an acquaintance. Lori became an acquaintance.
? 9. Hello, Grandpa Sun, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!
? 10. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know anyone.
? 1 1. It's so hot that people want to go streaking.
? 12. Inviting you out to dinner in this weather must be the difference between life and death, and it's all about lifelong events.
? 13. Lying in bed is braised in brown sauce, adding a mat is teppanyaki, steaming after getting out of bed, going out for barbecue, boiling in the swimming pool, frying it raw on the way back, and going home!
? 14. The heat in summer is unparalleled. Take time off to play mobile phone, take more rest in summer, and try to compile information. The breeze blows over your face, bringing freshness and information. Meditation maintenance first, solve troubles and problems. Remember when you meditate that mistakes won't follow you anymore.
? 15. There are more than six ways to prevent heatstroke in summer: eat more porridge to increase appetite, drink more soup to replenish water, drink more warm tea to lower body temperature, eat more vegetables without being greasy, eat more fruits and vegetables to quench thirst, and eat more bitter gourd to clear heat. May you be healthy!
? 16. You are warm sunshine in spring, cool rain in summer, golden fruit in autumn and romantic snowflake in winter. You are still the strength of my pulse. You are the source of my happiness! When the weather turns hot, pay attention to heatstroke prevention.
? 17. Taking a nap can supplement the lack of sleep caused by heat at night and ensure your energy in the afternoon. In order to have a good work efficiency, dear friends, remember to have a rest at noon in summer.
? 18. It's hot. If you say something tasteless, you will be afraid of heart congestion, if you say something warm, you will be afraid of heatstroke, if you miss it, you will be afraid of suffering, and if you say a blessing, you will be cynical. I wish you a refreshing summer, calm and natural, take care.
? 19. Students, the scores will come out soon. As for choosing a school, 985. 2 1 1。 20 1 1 is nonsense, and air conditioning in the dormitory is king. As for choosing a major, teachers with fewer classes are more likely to find jobs. Gauguin's bullshit. Your major is living in a new dormitory in the new campus. No air conditioner, no electric fan, and power failure at night means giving you a teacher from a world-class university to study international abuses. You have no great future. Don't be silly, you have no future, you will die of heat halfway.
? 20. It was too hot to sleep last night. Lz suggested getting up and engaging in activities, so the dormitory collectively fought against the landlords and the losers got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .
? 2 1. One-week horoscope. Aries, Taurus and Gemini are prone to heatstroke this week; Cancer, Leo, Libra and Pisces should pay attention to heat protection; Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn and Aquarius try to avoid outdoor activities; Other constellations or something.
? 22. Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.
? 23. Clouds will always drift farther and farther, stars will always flash, flowers will always smile, waves will always turn over, friends will always miss them occasionally, blessings will always be unpunctual, and little idiots will always endure. Read it!
? 24. The cannibal leader came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the carousel. He was overjoyed: yo! Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: yo! Cook the meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall down. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!
? 25. When autumn wind and cold rain depict bleak autumn, red leaves always add a little enthusiasm; When the cold dew in Leng Yue causes cold, may my greetings give you warmth; Friend, don't forget to add clothes in cold weather. I wish you health and safety! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
? 26. Sorrow: It describes the intense sunshine in summer, which means extreme heat. Example: "The scorching sun scorches people, but the rice seedlings are half burnt."
? 27. The weather is so hot recently, I feel that summer is coming, and I seem to see fireflies when I walk!
? 28. On both sides of the road, the big leaves drooped listlessly in the sun, and the grass faded in the sun, just like eggplant beaten by frost. Is anybody there? Someone turned on the air conditioner, someone turned on the electric fan, and someone fanned hard with the fan? People working outside are sweating profusely and keep saying, "It's so hot! If only I were at home, it would be more comfortable to turn on the air conditioner, but now it is so hot, so hot, we are as uncomfortable as a drowned rat! "
? 29. I want to sleep naked tonight! A mosquito praised it.
? Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
? 3 1. My friend ran away from the customer and sent a QQ complaint to me. Listening to my distress, I immediately got up and took two steps to call him: "You are so hot!" " I'm standing next to the air conditioner now. Listen, this is the sound of a 20-degree cold wind. "
? 32. They are standing in the sun. "Do I know you very well?" "Well, soon".
? 33. How to send a hot circle of friends today?
? 34. Walking on the road is so hot that it melts.
? 35. Take two pieces of paper in summer, one to wipe the sweat and the other to wipe the clothes.
? 36. This summer, there is only a pinch of cumin between me and barbecue, and there is only a garlic between me and scallops!
? 37. Leaving a good bangs when going out has become a bar code.
? 38. Since Nanchong was too hot to sleep in summer, I began to suffer from insomnia.
? 39. It was so hot that I hammered the wall crazily. Since then, my home has become a single room.
? 40. All the eggs bought in the supermarket are cooked at home.
? 4 1. I really don't know what to do without your cold ass on such a hot day.
? 42. The sun is so big that it is dying.
? 43. My Kouga burned my mouth.
? 44. officially entering the summer, I am afraid of the heat.
? 45. If you want me dead, just say so. There's no need to be so angry.
? 46. It's 38 degrees today and 40 degrees tomorrow. Pay attention to turning over when you go out, pay attention to the heat, bring cumin, and don't bake beard!
? 47. This message is radiated by strong light, scorched by hot sun, swept by strong wind, struck by lightning, bitten by mosquitoes and washed by rain, and finally reaches your mobile phone, telling you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
? 48. It's so hot in summer!
? 49. It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.
? 50. It's hot, but I'm still wearing a sweater.
? 5 1. When the weather is hot, go to the southwest for summer, and when the mood is narrow, go to the southwest for some air. What you can't wait for is the sudden accident in life.
? 52. When the weather is hot, a lot of hair is lost. It is very difficult for people to wear the same clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter.
? 53. It's as hot as throwing a person into a steamer.
? It's very hot, so I can't eat much. Before going out in the morning, I made buckwheat noodles and tempura in a hurry and took them to the company for lunch for my boyfriend. He said I was a talented little chef.
? It's so hot that I don't want to go out for dinner, so I have to book it in the dormitory. I'm really not lazy.
? 56. The weather is hot and cold for months instead of days.
? 57. The weather is so hot that I really want to be sent back to the cold palace.
? 58. I went to the business hall to charge the phone bill today and said to my sister, "Charge 50!" Sister looked up and asked, "How much is it?" Silently in a daze, I thought, when did this English spread to this extent! Quietly answer in nonstandard English: "Fifty!" Sister raised her voice: "What number?" In an instant, thunder rolled! ! !
? 59. Today, my girlfriend and I had a quarrel ... very fierce. Later, I went online and stopped arguing with her. She gave a good scolding. I silently opened Taobao and found the dress 1200 that she always wanted to buy. Call her when she finishes ordering. Seeing the computer, the naive girl immediately froze: Uncle, I was wrong!
? 60. I thought I forgot, but I can't forget the time. -Netease Cloud Hot Review "Hope"