In ancient times, people with constant surnames were brilliant when they got children. His father had high hopes for the Imperial Examination and the glory of his ancestors, and was named Ke Ling. When he grew up, his father sent him to school. Mr. Wang asked: What's your name? The child replied: My name is Chang. Mr. Wang smiled while covering his mouth, but did not dare to laugh aloud, and his face flushed. The child asked Mr. Wang what happened? Mr. Wang couldn't hold back any longer and said, Chang, Chang, his writing is very good. It may sound strange. Ke Ling is a jade stem, the handle of sexual intercourse between men and women.

This is of course a legendary joke, but today, a real joke comes out. Let's talk about Ke Ling first.

In the feudal society of sexual discoloration, there are still many works about sex, but the language is very taboo, and so are medical works. For example, many people know the meanings of the words "sexual intercourse", "atrioventricular", "sexual intercourse" and "indulgence".

In ancient times, the names of genitals were also varied. For example, in the sexual works of the Ming Dynasty, the male penis was called "Ke Ling". Do you know that?/You know what?

There is a passage in Zhu Quan, the son of Zhu Yuanzhang,No. 17, which says, "Practice in the room". When the real Mercury comes, it will shrink as hard as putting up with shit. It is also a fate to plant Ke Ling in shallow soil for a long time. (China Medical Science and Technology Press: "China Ancient Atrioventricular Health Collection" p477)

In the Ming Dynasty, Hong Ji wrote The Master of Life and Death, in which there was a big lock: "... A turtle who wants to diarrhea and gain the Tao, whose forehead is covered with yin, is fascinated by the drum when he dies. I didn't feel comfortable until I mentioned it. I calmed down and concentrated, fanned and drummed twice, and still reached the number of 1800. If you work tirelessly with each other, do it according to law and do it for a long time, you will naturally not have diarrhea. " (China Medical Science and Technology Press: China Ancient Atrioventricular Health Collection p437)

Well, I won't list it. What I want to say is that not many people know that Ke Ling is a penis today. That's why a lot of jokes were made. The signs of XX Ke Ling Company have appeared in big cities such as Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou, Shenzhen and the Soviet Union, but their business has nothing to do with penis science, that is, they don't understand the meaning of Ke Ling. What is a bad name? Why is this happening? ! That's ridiculous. What's going on here? !