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Pay tribute to the damn middle-aged people
#202 1 city affairs # In my hometown of Xuzhou, Jiangsu, "Fuck" can be regarded as naughty humor, which is consistent with naughty. Commonly used short phrase "you fucking bag".

It is said that middle age is bitter and middle age is tired. Today, I will make fun of middle age and console myself.

Although middle-aged people are old and young, they live a worse life than dogs under great pressure. But middle age also has another side that others can't see. There is an old saying: "forty without confusion, fifty with destiny." Experienced the world and experienced the precipitation of time. Most middle-aged men have a coolness, a connotation, a shrewdness, an open mind and a responsibility.

Middle-aged men are calm, happy or depressed, and will never write on their faces again. Middle-aged men are cautious and no longer in such a hurry as when they were young. Middle-aged men are ripe rice with charming fragrance. Middle-aged men, like cooked rice, will lower their heads and stop making public.

Middle-aged men know how to fight against fate and protect themselves from harm. In the face of difficulties, middle-aged men not only show unyielding fighting spirit, but also show their cunning to the fullest. You know how to be lazy at work, but you will also get things done satisfactorily. Middle-aged men can always find a way in the unit, not only winning the favor of leaders, but also coaxing colleagues around them.

Middle-aged men are mature and decisive, knowing what can and cannot be done. Most middle-aged men still have a wicked heart, but they are not afraid of thieves. People sit in the front and think in the back. Seeing nothing else in front of his wife, he avoided her and had a good talk with the little widow.

Middle-aged men dress elegantly, treat people well, and wear suits and ties. Middle-aged men sometimes get carried away, just like a big boy About three or five friends, at the dinner table, the wine burned my ears, guessing fists and yelling, and I had already forgotten my image.

Some middle-aged men are not confused, some know their own destiny and look down on many things. No longer care too much about gains and losses, no longer take some small things to heart. The government divided the eggs, took them and left. I will never look back, because you have more and I have less. When someone gossips behind their back, pretend that others fart and pretend that they can't hear you.

Middle-aged men know life and are no longer sharp to themselves. There is a long-standing joke. A person pays great attention to health preservation and has no bad hobbies. Recently, I was troubled by various diseases and went to see a doctor. The doctor asked: Do you drink? The patient replied: No, do you smoke? Patient: No. Do you go whoring? The patient replied: No whoring. The doctor said, then you can cure a ball. What's the point of curing it?

Middle-aged men have less impulse and more responsibility. At home, middle-aged men are always the protectors of parents, wives and children. Outside, middle-aged men are also shining on the snowy border. I still remember the glorious image of the heroic head of the China-India border, and now he is an example for the people of the whole country.

Middle-aged men can be bitter or sweet, and no matter how big the difficulties are, they can bravely persist. Middle-aged men finally understand that the realm of life is not happiness every day, but boredom every day. Life is not a race, but the fastest way to the finish line. Ignoring the scenery along the way, this is not middle age.

Relax, be calm and take your time. Live this fucking middle age, what are you afraid of! What's so hard!

I am an elegant and stubborn gentleman who cares about me and enjoys different medieval times together.