The sages of the Warring States period told Confucius that "food and color are also sexual", so the first title of an article that can arouse people's curiosity is of course the yearning for glamorous scenes. For example, Song Yu's Ode to the Prostitution of Disciples during the Warring States Period is the most standard "title party". You will definitely look forward to seeing this name.
A beautiful description of the lewd behavior of the "lothario", but this is actually just an ironic fable, and it doesn't write what you want to see. ...
One day, you saw a book named Yan Yi Bian in a second-hand bookstall, signed by Wang Shizhen, a master of erotic novels in Ming Dynasty. You must be very happy, thinking that you have finally found a slut! But when you open it, you will be dumbfounded, because it is just an unpretentious collection of legendary novels, not as glamorous as you think! Maybe Wang Shizhen took this name just to sell two more books. ...
Another example is "The Letters of Foot" written by Kuang Lu in the Ming Dynasty. Do you think this is an interesting story about streaking? In fact, not only is there no "red", but it is also not very elegant. It records the ancient folklore of all ethnic minorities, and it is a wonderful book in this respect.
In addition to the title of the book, there are some aphorisms that are easily misunderstood. For example, many famous poets have written "The Strike on the Phoenix Platform", which is easy to make people daydream. However, whether it is Uncle Chao Bu or a generation of poetic goddess Li Qingzhao, the love stories written with this epigraph are pure. Not only did they not have the "blow" we wanted to see, but they also gave us a pile of dog food. ...
As early as the Warring States Period, Mr. Zhuangzi learned to teach us to be human by strange appellations. His old man's book "Zhuangzi" contains an article "Master of Health". Don't really read it as a health article, because his article will only tell you how to kill a cow.
Han Feizi, a little later than Zhuangzi, is also a master of the title party. If you think that his masterpiece Five Bitches is a story about five kinds of insects, it is all wet. He just used "Bitches" as a metaphor for a moth to put out the fire. ...
As a foodie, the most embarrassing thing is probably that you wanted to buy a cookbook, but it turned out not to be. There are records of eating goods in Hanshu. In fact, "food" and "goods" are in a parallel relationship, so this article is about those things related to ancient people's basic necessities of life. The Sea of Five Marmosets, written in the Ming Dynasty, looks like a delicious dish about ancient fish, but when you open it, you know it is actually a dictionary!
If you bought a well-thought-out story of the Old Wulin in the Southern Song Dynasty, you might as well look at the title and start to make up the tricks inside. However, this is actually just an essay recalling Lin 'an (that is, Hangzhou), the capital of the Southern Song Dynasty, and it can't be typed at all. As for why it is called such a title, it is because Hangzhou in ancient times was also called "Wulin". This is a story similar to shark fin fried rice. ...
When you open a ghost book written by Zhong Sicheng in Yuan Dynasty, you think that you can see the horror ghost story that happened in ancient times, but you find that it contains the information of operas and dramatists from Jin Dynasty to Yuan Dynasty. What the hell is this?
If you are a chemistry lover, don't buy Ying Tingji's Green Phosphorus Scrap, because this book doesn't talk about the chemical properties of phosphorus at all, and it won't tell you how to make fertilizer by indigenous methods, but a history book about the history of the late Ming Dynasty. ...
By the same token, if you want to know how ancient people built ships, you don't need to read Zhang Dai's Night Sailing Ship, because although this book is an encyclopedia of ancient cultural knowledge, it has nothing to do with "ships" ...
You can guess quickly after you are familiar with the routine. Zhu Kemin, a scholar in Qing Dynasty, wrote A Summer Story in a Rain Window, which will not tell you how to enjoy the cool in summer, but will record the historical notes of the stories of the characters at that time. Shi's "Burning the North Window" is not about how to repair the fuel tank on the car, but a great summary of the academic thought of the Song Dynasty. ...
"Sketch of a Building" has nothing to do with the sketch performed by Teacher Zhao Benshan in your imagination. It is a historical note written by Zhu Guozhen in the late Ming Dynasty, which records the laws, regulations and social customs at that time. As for why I chose this name, according to the author's explanation, it means that current events are like a flash in the pan. ...
I understand everything, but why do you all have such strange names? ...
There are many such puzzling ancient questions, such as Yu Wenbao's Blowing Sword Record in the Southern Song Dynasty. Is it like your teacher Zhao said, "How about this sword? Listen to me and blow you "? Not at all! In fact, this book records anecdotes from the Southern Song Dynasty to the imperial court and down to the people, but it does not record fencing.
Seeing the title of Swing (ZH incarnation), who do you think its protagonist will be? Do Taoist priests or cunning eunuchs like to dust with their tails between their hands? Neither! In fact, this is another note recording the history of the Southern Song Dynasty. ...
/Maybe it's Li Mochou with a tail in his hand. /
Du Fu, a great poet in the Tang Dynasty, said that "it is human to indulge in good sentences, and words are not surprisingly endless", which is probably the motto of the ancient "title party". They really put all their energy into the great cause of "blinding people's eyes"
Our "headline party" in the Internet age really needs to learn a lot from the ancients. ...