1. Someone just asked me out on Valentine's Day in February 14, and I was hacked decisively. In an emergency, it's okay to cheat my feelings, but not to kill me.

The most uncomfortable thing these days is the thief, who wrote a couplet without stealing anything:

The first part: stealing in the street, no one in the street;

Part two: Stealing in the house, the house is full of people.

Horizontal criticism: I have no way to start.

I used to be afraid of ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.

4. Divine couplets

The first part: pork never expected to lose to the mask;

Zhonglian: Masks never thought that they actually became new year's goods;

Bottom line: We never thought that our contribution to society turned out to be sleeping in!

Horizontal batch: unexpected

5. Remind everyone:

If you feel weak, sore and headache at home, don't be too nervous, because this is caused by lying in bed for a long time and brushing your mobile phone, so don't worry. If you have an itchy throat and keep coughing at home, don't be nervous, which means you have eaten too many melon seeds, pecans and roasted seeds and nuts.

6. It has always been humans who keep animals in cages. During the Spring Festival this year, animals successfully raised more than one billion people in cages. Heaven is reincarnation, be kind to creatures.

7. Everyone finally lived their dream life. Adults don't have to go to work, children don't have to go to school, they can eat if they want, and sleep if they want. Husband doesn't go out in the wild, wife doesn't go out surfing, and the old people at home don't hang out? It feels good to get married!

How many women had perms, dyed their hair, planted eyelashes, had their nails done, cared for them and bought many new clothes before the festival? Never imagined that the investment failed, and a pajamas lasted the whole Spring Festival!