W: Do you like drinking water? M: Yes. W: Then you already like me by 70%. Woman: Are you nearsighted? M: No (yes). W: Then why can't you see that I like you (no wonder you can't see that I like you). Woman: Are you blind? Man: No woman: Then why can't you see that I like you? Woman: Don't let me see you. Man: What's the matter? Woman: Otherwise I will like you once when I see you. Woman: Do you know what you look like? Man: What person? Woman: My man. Woman: Can I like me? M: No way. W: Then I'll think of another way. W: Do you know what I like best? Man: What? W: I like looking at you like a fool. W: I think you are a game? Man: What game? Woman: My world. W: I'm looking for a horse. Man: What horse? W: Your micro signal. Woman: Your head is steaming. Man: What anger? Woman: handsome. Woman: I found I was lost. Man: Where did you get lost? Woman: Auntie washed the railway. Woman: I found the earthquake. Woman: Oh, yes, it's my heart. W: What's your blood type? Male: Type A Female: No, you are my ideal type. Woman: You must come when I get married. M: Why? W: It's embarrassing to have no groom. W: We are not friends anymore. M: Why? Woman: Because you are my man. The above is how to tease boys to chat. I'm lost. Auntie washed all the contents of the railway. More routines are full of love stories. Pay attention to love stories and get it! Thanks for reading! Do you feel embarrassed or have no topic when chatting with your girlfriend? Hardly. Then why is it easy to chat with men and easy to have no topic? First, most of them are due to the following two reasons. 1, you can't use declarative sentences, mostly interrogative sentences. 2. You haven't completely relaxed your chatting mentality. Actually, 1 and 2 appear at the same time. When chatting with men, you tend to care. If you care, you will be nervous. When you are nervous, it is easy to have problems. "What are you doing? What's your name? Where do you live? How old are you? How many people are there in the family ... "The more you ask, the more nervous you are, and the easier it is to ask questions. Because you expect his answer too much, you enter an infinite loop. So we need to learn to chat with declarative sentences, which can relieve your nervousness to some extent. Just like when we talk to close friends, we usually use declarative sentences, so we are naturally not nervous. To know what he is doing, you can express what you are doing first. I finished my work today. I am bored. Now I'm playing Finger Man: Really! Then you relaxed, and I got entangled. I was depressed when the boss assigned tasks. Woman: What task? See you depressed. "Don't just ask what the task is, remember to add." M: Actually, it's nothing. It's just a matter of planning. When it comes to lists, the boss attaches great importance to women: sometimes he can't remember clearly, so he quietly listens to a few songs, looks at the green outside the office and takes a nap for 5 minutes to get inspiration. Really? Then I'll try. You see, in the whole process, I first expressed what I was doing as a friend, which led that person to describe what he was doing and then began to speak. If it is a problem, it will become like this: Woman: What are you doing? M: nothing. Why? W: Nothing. I just want to know what you are doing. M: nothing. Woman: Oh, man: Mm-hmm. I can't go on today, so I have to use declarative sentences to express it. Just like the role of friends talking to each other, the atmosphere is naturally comfortable. Second, carefully shape your circle of friends. When two people are unfamiliar, the first step is to get to know you intuitively through your avatar and circle of friends. You can learn about your preferences, tastes and living conditions through your circle of friends. We all know that the first impression is very important, so what kind of circle of friends can leave a good impression on others? The first step is to delete all negative energy and complaints, so that the male god thinks you are a positive person; The second step is to send some nutritious books, movies or some nice music to share, so that people can feel your taste through the circle of friends; The third step is to send a few carefully decorated selfies to make him visually satisfied. Basically, in the circle of friends who do these things, boys can have a good impression on you, which shows that you both have a good start. Third, the easiest way to open a topic correctly is to say hello and introduce yourself. For example, "I am XXX from the next class, and I have been seeing you on the bus before." . When you get to know each other briefly, you should immediately talk about yourself or both sides, otherwise the conversation will easily stagnate.