The world has its own truth! The gift of straight men is also love!
It's Valentine's Day again, and many girls are looking forward to receiving gifts from the other half ~
A few days ago, we launched a topic in the APP, "What is the most ridiculous gift you have ever received?" , and then read all the replies while laughing. Here, I have compiled a series of wonderful gift models. I hope that all the people who received the "dumbfounded gift" will be relieved immediately after reading this answer. Your gift must not be the most ridiculous!
This article is for reference only, without any discrimination against straight men!
Many pictures come from Taobao screenshots.
Because of originality! Yes! Throw it here. Yes!
Be careful, he's going to "find another way" again!
These roommates received these gifts:
Sumitomo @chiao:
After dating for 7 years, my husband and I went to Hawaii. One day, while the sun was setting, we drove all the way to the Monaque Asian Observatory, which I was most looking forward to. Looking at the Milky Way, I really feel that I have seen the most beautiful star in my life. Then he said he had a gift for me, so he took this diamond ring for marriage proposal out of his coat pocket. I was too scared to send a circle of friends that day.
▲ Friendly reminder, Taobao 6 yuan Bao, I wish you success in proposing marriage.
Sumitomo @Kiko:
My husband gave me a super invincible big light bulb, and I can't figure out what he is thinking. Is it that I am his big light bulb and should roll as far away as possible, or that I am his guiding light and light up his life?
▲ big light bulb
Sumitomo @ Cherry Little Prince:
I once received something called an electrostatic ball, which claimed to be very powerful, and bought me a big one specially …
▲ The electrostatic ball has been thrown away, and the colorful Taobao map is here.
Sumitomo @ Ott's mother:
My boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his running route in the afternoon (he should have come to see me when he took a taxi), and I talked with him for a long time and found nothing unusual. At night, he finally couldn't help saying, didn't you find that the distance figure is 5.20km? Me: ...
Sumitomo @ Gray is nothing:
On our first wedding anniversary, he gave me a durian, saying that he wanted me to be special on this beautiful day. On that day, our home was full of fragrance, ah, bah, smelly! Then on the second anniversary, I told him in advance that I don't want any gifts, just write me a love letter, the sincere kind. On the same day, I received a cake with two big pink characters on it: love letter! ! ! !
▲ Mantangxiang? ! ? Gifi
Sumitomo @ Strawberry Cake Senior:
One Valentine's Day, someone held a big bouquet of roses, and I received two rich bamboos.
Sumitomo @ Calvin:
At Christmas, I received a set of commemorative stamps of Chairman Mao.
Gifts should be artistic!
These roommates received these gifts:
Sumitomo @ Luuuuuuuuu:
The first gift my family gave me was Genghis Khan's felt painting. I don't know if I'm the one who tied the horse to his heart. The feeling in my heart is really a beeping dog.
▲ The painting was thrown away, and so was Taobao.
Sumitomo @ Jingjing Jingjing:
At that time, the director and Shanghai Satellite TV co-produced programs and frequently went to many cities in China. Bring me a souvenir everywhere and sigh, my family really has everything! Xuanyuan Huangdi opened a double mirror, and my full name was engraved on the back of each bronze medal ... then I gave him a bald head and a big comb!
▲ It can be said that it is a selected collection of the commissary in the north and south scenic spots of the motherland.
Sumitomo @ Lv Xiaoyuan:
What I will never forget is the first gift our teacher Chen gave me … a nutcracker with green hair …
▲ Boyfriend explained: Nutcracker is the guardian. But this is a nutcracker with a cuckold! )
Sumitomo @ 京京京京:
The gifts my family gave me were not dumbfounding, but frightening. The first gift was dried venison, and the most wonderful thing was a rotten wooden box. In addition, there were two boat tickets, a plastic in the heart of the sea and a plastic fake rose. Emmmmm ... I don't know what he wants to express, but he sent me the periphery of the tragedy. ......
▲ The picture shows Taobao, much uglier!
Actually, it's true, but ... it can't be delivered on weekdays!
These roommates received these gifts:
Sumitomo Nunu. (≧_≦):
The straight man at home said he bought me a gift specially. I am full of expectation, and I am very happy to open several layers of packaging. When I am exhausted, I will cry when I see this smoke mask …
▲ Taobao 30 has been found. From then on, bid farewell to splashing oil smoke and find out.
Sumitomo @ anthraczzz:
When the doctor started school, the new dormitory was in the country. After settling down, my straight man asked me what I needed, and I said I needed an entrance mat. So this straight guy gave me this.
▲ The floor mat has been thrown away. The picture shows the same paragraph of Taobao.
Sumitomo @ Tao:
The electric mosquito swatter is convenient for me to fight mosquitoes.
My childhood gift was a complete set of teaching AIDS. When I grow up, Valentine's Day gifts force me to study? !
These roommates received these gifts:
Designer @ Liu Yu:
Did you feel the gift my family brought back from Taiwan Province Province? Btw, my family are all N-level interior designers who are better than me.
Sumitomo @ Huge WQ:
After quarreling with me, my family came to pick me up from work the next day. As soon as I opened the door, there was a book "How to Be a Successful Wife" on the passenger seat, saying it was a gift for me. I can't believe this is true! )
Sumitomo @ belatedly:
Send me a huge fan that says "Heaven rewards diligence" and let me hang it on the bed!
Sumitomo @SUNNY 1025:
My husband: "After work? Come back! I bought you a new book. I ran home in surprise and thought it was the picture book I mentioned last time. Therefore,
Sumitomo @ Ma Xiaotu:
My boyfriend sent a message, "I bought you some English books with words and grammar and sent them to your home in three batches." The last thing is that my boyfriend who bought me an English book as a Spring Festival gift was not killed by me and became a husband. Now he is studying and decorating our home, and he has a good life.
Sumitomo @ mauraitheweek:
As a person who is scared to death of insects, I received this beautifully printed full-color book on my birthday. From the person who later became a family member.
Nothing is better than health! The health of the other half is the most important!
These roommates received these gifts:
Sumitomo @ Maicaidou doesn't sell Spongebob:
When my husband first met me, the first gift he gave me was American ginseng buccal tablets. He said he could take one when he was in a bad mood, which would make him full of energy?
▲ The buccal tablets are gone. The picture shows the same American ginseng as Taobao.
Sumitomo @ Winterhill:
On my birthday, my husband excitedly gave me a body fat scale with a book "Why Do We Get Fat" on it? After we got on the scale, we didn't eat that night.
Sumitomo @ Fei Luojiang:
The year before last, my husband gave me a bottle of black wolfberry, saying that I would start keeping in good health when I was old. Last year, my husband gave me a brown shawl, saying that I should keep warm when I am old, and don't use the little girl's pink scarf any more. It's too frivolous. This year, I hope he will leave me alone and remind me of my age. I just want to be my little princess.
Sumitomo @ Zhong Zhong Zhong:
My boyfriend gave me something for the first time on Valentine's Day. He gave me a big bag of medicine with a box of exquisite gifts and wrote a card like "I hope my cold will get better soon". After I opened the box, I felt-a cold will never get better, ok!
Of course, we also see some sad replies, such as-
"Valentine's day gift is really enviable, ok? 」
"No one gave gifts this Valentine's Day. 」
"Received a breakup notice before Valentine's Day. 」