What's funny in Aauto Quicker 1? Huilong religion is the largest religion in the world, with a large number of followers. Church activities are mostly concentrated on weekend mornings. According to the Huilong Bible, there are only six words in the syllabus of Huilong religion, which are:? I'll sleep for a while! ? Are you a member of the Huilong school? ! !
2. A man riding a bicycle accidentally bumped into a woman. The man helped the woman up and said, Beauty, you are so lucky! ? The beauty is angry:? You knocked me down and called me lucky? ! ? The man explained:? You know, I only ride my bike on holidays today. I usually drive a bulldozer! ?
The judge will punish Balot for calling his neighbor a pig. ? Judge, last time I called him a pig and only fined me 30 yuan. ? Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do because the price of pork has gone up. ?
4. Tang Priest and his disciples were trapped in the Flame Mountain, Wukong:? Master, when I become a flying insect and get into her stomach, I won't worry that she won't borrow a banana fan! ? Wukong went there and was never heard from again. The crowd was so hot that they came to meet Princess Iron Fan. The maid said that her wife was sick and vomited recently, so it was not convenient to see guests. The maid said, My wife was drinking tea the other day, and Chata burned herself. The Tang Priest said:? Madam, it's not heatstroke, is it? The maid said, No, madam found a dead fly in the tea. ?
5. When I was a child, my grandmother asked me? What official does grandson want to be when he grows up? After a little thinking, I said? Want to be the groom's official
6. A friend just got his driver's license, and the novice is a little nervous on the road. He walked to the crossroads and drove carefully. But I was told that I ran a red light. The friend said, ah, I only saw people when I crossed the intersection, but I didn't see the red light.
7. When I was in primary school, my teacher asked me to write a composition about doing housework, repeatedly stressing that it should be true. On Monday, the teacher asked a classmate to read. He read: I will help my mother wash the dishes after dinner. My mother said to go away and play. I said the teacher told me to do it. My mother said that your teacher made me do a lot of things? This is the truest composition I have ever heard.
8. According to a website questionnaire survey, 1 is obtained. QQ is online every day, indicating that you are afraid of loneliness; 2.QQ can't be seen every day, which means you admit loneliness; 3.QQ is busy every day, indicating that you are not alone; 4.QQ walks every day, which means you are implying loneliness.
9. I heard a beautiful guzheng song passing by a residential area and turned to look at it. Suddenly I am ashamed that I am short 10 cm. After taking the photo, I bowed my head and hurried away. Now ... the threshold of safety is so high? Now ... the property management in the community is so high-end? That's ... a guzheng.
10. For the election, please explain your slogan. Group a:? I am the only one. ? Group b:? No, you two. ?
What is the funny joke of Aauto Quicker (classic) 1? Whoever loves you again in the future, you go up and slap. If he doesn't fight back, he probably really loves you.
2. eating standard: when you are completely full, ordinary young people will complain with an empty face? Are you going to kill me? Is it easy to eat food? Can I take a break?
The husband was very unhappy when he came home, and the wife asked with concern. Did you encounter anything that went wrong? Husband:? Today, I found 200 yuan's money on the bus. ? Wife:? That should be happy! ? Husband:? Another passenger also saw it. I share a wife with him: then don't you still have 100 yuan? Husband:? Before I went home, I found that 200 yuan was actually lost by myself. ?
4. It was very short and shocking to see a short story: a couple in love fell into the hands of a perverted murderer and faced tragic death. But is there a chance? Two people cut paper and stone, and the winner will be released. Both of them decided to throw stones and die together. Finally, the girl died. Because the boy gave scissors and the girl gave cloth.
In order to punish disobedient students, Mr. Wang wrote a couplet asking students to be right or not to go home. Sir:? It doesn't rain when it snows, but it turns into rain when it hits the ground. It's more troublesome to change snow into rain, so it's better to rain at the beginning. ? The student is right:? Mr. Wang doesn't eat shit when he eats, but it becomes shit when he eats it. It is much more troublesome to turn rice into shit. You might as well eat shit at first. ?
6. High numbers are the entertainment activities of civilized people. Go to hell, you laity! ? Isaac? Newton; Seriously, you lost? Washington; Don't be picky, just savor it? Shakespeare; Basically, if you pretend to be forced, it turns out that I said it? Plato; That night, I listened to Sanskrit singing all night, not to understand, but to find a breath of you? The Monkey King. (@ Crazy)
7. In the prison, two prisoners are complaining to each other! Prisoner a asked:? How did you get caught in here? Prisoner b replied:? Because of the cold! ? Prisoner a was very puzzled and asked, why did you catch a cold? Prisoner b explained:? I sneezed while stealing and woke up the security guard! ?
8.20 12 national psychiatric written test 1. When eating scrambled eggs with tomatoes, do you often worry about eating tomatoes or eggs first? Don't be afraid of being laughed at by others. Do you dare to take an ostrich to Chang 'an Avenue? Do you often lose sleep because of where you put your hands when you sleep? Are you going to the fifth floor or the seventh floor? When you wake up in the morning, do you often worry about going to the toilet or brushing your teeth first? Do you dare to tell jokes crazily at a very emotional graduation ceremony? Yes 9 No 10 6. Someone told a joke that was hard to laugh at. Are you afraid to laugh? Yes 7 No 10
9. When I was a child, my parents always believed that when a girl changes eighteen, the ugly duckling will become a white swan, and then marry a rich man to become a rich woman; One day when I grew up, my father looked at me intently and said earnestly, Son, you'd better study hard.
10. There is a beautiful new female colleague in the company, and we forced our colleague to cough twice in front of her! The woman said very gently: Caught a cold? The idiot man said a little excitedly, well, a little! Woman: Then why don't you stay away from me? We laughed on the spot!
What is Aauto Quicker's funny jokes (selected articles) 1? A buddy once drank too much at dinner, took a taxi home, got off and looked at his watch. It may be more than 50, but less than 60. He took out 50 yuan and said? Here you are! ? The driver said? No, you have to charge by the meter. ? He said? Just fifty, love or not! ? When the driver saw that he was drunk, he left it alone. He charged him 50 dollars, turned the car around and was ready to go. When he started, he shouted? Stop. ! ! ? The taxi suddenly braked, only to see him take out a hundred-dollar bill and throw it to the master? Tip! ! The taxi was left in the dust?
2. In the church, the priest asked? Youku, are you willing to marry Potato, even though he has a slow buffer and many advertisements? Youku evoked a smile. Potato, would you like to marry Youku, even if he sometimes can't find movies? .. the whole audience stood up and applauded to bless the couple. In the back row of the church, 360 held Teng Xun's hand and smiled gently? Even if you are poisoned, I will kill for you all my life. Will you marry me, little penguin?
3. A shoeshine is polishing the shoes of the judge. The judge proudly asked the shoeshine: Many people don't know whether the judge is important or the law is important. what do you reckon ? The shoeshine immediately replied: Of course, the judge is very important! ? The judge was very happy and gave the shoemaker more tips. Why do you think so? The shoemaker smiled and replied:? Because the law doesn't require me to shine his shoes. ?
4. A woman learns a driver's license and takes a road test. Get off the bus in front, it's her turn, very nervous! She got off at the right, then went around to the left and opened the car door? Then a loud cry: coach! Where is the steering wheel! The examiner looked back at her and said quietly, you opened the back door. ...
At the press conference, a Korean journalist shook Shen Chunyang's hand and said excitedly. Degang Guo Smecta, your "cherry" disguised as a man is so touching! ? Sebrina opened his mouth and laughed. You have the wrong person. He is the wife of Xiao Shenyang. When the reporter looked back at Chen Yao, he said more excitedly: Jing Li Smecta, I like your cross talk very much, too. I like this hairstyle! ?
6. When I was typing a copy in the afternoon, a wet nurse in the group suddenly stopped responding. She didn't give me this T blood supplement, and as a result, all kinds of regiments were destroyed. On YY, a dozen big men roared, and the wet nurse who had been silent for a while replied:? I have my period. I can't put sanitary napkins on it! You are bleeding down there. Show me one! ? Suddenly the world was quiet. So we always thought she was a man?
7. After the blind date, the matchmaker couldn't wait to ask:? What kind of meeting? Does it look nice? A man:? Yes, the girl is also very satisfied with me. She washed her face three times in a short time, probably for the sake of beauty, washing her face and making up her makeup. ? Aunt was overjoyed. At this time, the girl sent a message to her aunt, saying, Aunt, forget it. Blind date is really boring. I washed my face three times. . . Not asleep.
8. An ugly woman always likes to buy a seat behind the basket when watching a ball game. Her friend once asked: Isn't the scenery behind the basket very bad? How do you get this kind of seat every time? The ugly woman replied:? That way, I can see men rushing at me. ?
9. Ask for a costume TV series. The story is that the hero falls into a cave and eats mushrooms. Is it martial arts? Some people say it's The Carving of the Feathers in Jin Jian, others say it's The Condor Heroes, and the last person answers: Super Mary. .....