The following is the nickname "old urchin" I recommend for you:
As long as Wu has money, he usually doesn't go home for ten and a half months. Because he knows a lot, he can always find playmates, or play chess or cards, or engage in literary performances or play ball games. At dinner time, he invited people out to eat, or others invited him out to eat, fry some dishes, drink six cups and one cup, and then continue to play. In a word, he won't go home. His wife always looks like an old society and looks for him all over the world. She cries when she sees people. Like Sister Xianglin, she kept telling: there is no food at home, no gas at home, the water pipe at home is broken, and the children at home are sick. Enthusiastic people would tell her where Wu was going, but when she finally found the place, Wu moved it again, so she had to be reluctant.
Neither the monitor nor the workshop director dared to take care of him. Regardless of age, they are buddies, have a good relationship with the "masses", or often play cards or drink together. The relationship between "leaders" is also good. He sometimes plays mahjong with the factory director or the chairman of the factory union. Generally speaking, people don't play much money with leaders, but they all play a lot. For example, now workers play mahjong one by one, and they will hit the sky. The factory director fights for 5 100 yuan, and wins or loses for one night for 10000 yuan. Moreover, leaders generally don't play with low-level people, which is a matter of grade. Wu can be on an equal footing with the factory leaders, and a few small "officials" can't control him, so he is not an ordinary person.
Although Wu doesn't work very hard, no one dares to deduct his salary casually, and the salary increase has never failed. At the end of the year, he will get a bonus. In addition to the workshop, the factory union sometimes counts him as an activist and gives him an extra gift. Workers who work honestly can't help complaining at this time: "Shit, what a world this is! Those who work don't take money, don't take money! " In other words, if you scold, you will scold, that's all.
It does make sense to say that Wu is an old urchin. He played with one playmate after another. Some young people played with him for a while, then fell in love and got married, and then left him. Then a group of young people surrounded him, his playmates were always young, and his own age was growing. Moreover, the union presidents all died at the poker table while playing with him. One day, the factory director, deputy factory director, trade union chairman and Wu played mahjong, which was probably caused by fatigue after two days and two nights of continuous fighting. It was because the chairman of the trade union had a bad temper that day and lost tens of thousands of dollars. As a result, Wu took one hand and beat three reds and two losers. The union chairman died of a heart attack at the poker table when he was excited. Afterwards, Wu also said to him, "This boy's psychological quality is not good. When he is afraid, he will pee his pants. The union activity room is made of solid wood, but the one that urinates is not good. As a result, the trade union chairman went there to play cards. " The factory director can't hold back his retirement and is still playing.
It was a sunny afternoon, and Wu He called a group of young people to play new tricks. He said to the young man, "Do you see the telephone pole on the ground? I can jump over the telephone pole by bike. " A group of young people were so happy that someone amused them and cheered in unison: "OK, come!" " "
I saw Wu pushing his bicycle more than 30 meters away from the telephone pole and rushing to the telephone pole. At the moment when the front wheel approached the telephone pole, he slammed the faucet of the car with his hand, and the bicycle passed by the thinner end of the telephone pole. His wonderful performance won applause: "Good! Once again, fly over the big end of the telephone pole. " Accompanied by warm applause, Wu's performance made people feel high. Then he pushed his bike away from the telephone pole and flew to the big end of the telephone pole. When he lifted the tap at the end of the telephone pole, he heard a bang. Wu fell heavily to the ground. When he saw something was wrong, a group of young people were afraid of taking responsibility and shouted, "No, go!" " In the blink of an eye, the figure has disappeared.
The new factory director is a man who doesn't like to play. He has heard of Wu, an old urchin, and has been paying attention to him. When the young people dispersed, he slowly came over and looked at Wu, who was seriously injured, and said, "I told you to call an ambulance. You don't have to come to work after your injury. You old urchin! "
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