The little girl has a very good relationship with her sister-in-law, and there is not much difference in age. They talk about almost everything! Her sister-in-law told her that you don't have time to find a boyfriend, and you are almost thirty, otherwise you will become a saint! She said I couldn't find a good one! Her sister-in-law said, why don't you try to find a good boy to go on a blind date! She is still embarrassed, saying that there are people dating now! Her sister-in-law advised her to have a look. It would be a pity if there is a good miss! Well, just look around! Mushroom Niang agreed!
The first blind date was chosen in a coffee shop not far from home. Mushroom Niang dressed up and went to the coffee shop to have a look. My mother found something. That man has a file and dark skin! The tone is not small, there are two suites in the city and two good cars at home! But mother mushroom couldn't bear to see the boy, so she made an excuse and left directly! At home, I blamed her sister-in-law. How did she find this thing? Her sister-in-law quickly explained that it was introduced by Aunt Liu in the opposite building. The conditions at home are good, and the people are about the same length, but there is nothing wrong with it. It depends on what you mean. Mushroom Niang directly said not to look for it in the future, she can't eat it!
The second blind date looks good, the young man is tall and thin, and his clothes and shoes are clean, but one is not good, the young man is a little sissy and his work is average! So Mushroom Niang's second blind date failed! Mushroom Niang is devastated and hardly believes in love. At this time, her sister-in-law came to persuade her again. She finally caught the good goods this time, and will go to see them tomorrow. Mushroom Niang just said no, even the tortoise didn't go! There are so many good goods for me to catch! Her sister-in-law earnestly advised her to go once or twice, but not three times. If she is not satisfied this time, she will never go again! After a long period of persuasion, Mushroom Niang reluctantly agreed!
I don't know that the third blind date made her shine! The young man is handsome and sunny, with a good job and good family conditions! Mushroom Niang is quite beautiful in her heart, and finally I caught a good one! So it is natural to fall in love and get married! But on the wedding day, the mushroom found a problem. What's the problem? Those two former blind dates came, and they called her sister-in-law when they toasted! Mushroom Niang always felt something was wrong, but she couldn't figure it out, so she tortured the groom that night! Fortunately, the groom didn't become an underground party, or he was a traitor, and he told the truth without too much coercion!
It turns out that the groom's father and her brother belong to the same unit. Once the groom accidentally saw the mushroom mother, he remembered it! But how to improve the success rate? Her brother and sister-in-law, the groom and his parents secretly discussed, and the sister-in-law was responsible for her work and asked her to go on a blind date! My brother is the liaison between the two sides, and my in-laws are responsible for finding two crooked melons and cracking dates to go on a blind date first! And deliberately let her despise! The so-called comparison can tell the good from the bad. The groom is good, and the contrast is even more prominent! So, the groom's two cousins were arrested! The two extras performed well and rubbed the groom several times!
Mushroom Niang didn't realize that she was framed by her own people until now! But when I thought that the groom was really nice, I accepted it gladly! This is a happy routine!
It was when I first opened the bakery, and I hesitated to choose a location. Because I was young and inexperienced at that time, my business was average. Customers who come to the bakery every day really regard them as gods and want to buy more things.
One day at noon, I suddenly received a phone call. On the phone, people said he was Minister Liu of the fire brigade. Because the fire brigade has to train for a week, every officer and soldier is given a loaf of bread and a bag of Mengniu milk every morning, and the officers and soldiers' standard is 10 yuan. There are 300 officers and soldiers. Ask me if I can do it 10 yuan, a loaf of bread and a bag of Mengniu milk!
Oh, my God! Of course you can do it! This order is not small! 3000 a day, 2 1000 a week!
Can do it! I will answer at once!
He said yes, report to the leader!
I'm ecstatic to come down! Waiting in ecstasy!
As a result, I did call the next day! Say the leader has agreed!
I said this bill is quite big and needs to be paid in advance!
He said no problem, come to your store tomorrow and pay you 10000 in advance!
I am ecstatic to the extreme! Say yes quickly!
However, another question popped up on the other end of the phone and said, I'll let you make breakfast. Can you cook lunch?
Lunch? I said I make bread, but I can't cook!
The other end of the phone said that the previous lunch supplier was disqualified because it was found to give gifts. But let him supply the goods, do it right here, and you will earn a difference, a lunch at noon 1000 a day! The reimbursement price for each lunch is 65. Tell them you are my new supplier! I'll give you the phone number of the original supplier, and you can contact him! The price he gave you is estimated to be around 25.
I thought, I'm so lucky, I'm going to make a fortune! Call and contact quickly!
The supplier over there listened to me explain the situation and then fell ill and was hospitalized. He told me that the price was 25, and then he gave me the phone number of the sales manager and asked me to contact the sales manager and give him his name!
I called the sales manager again to explain the situation.
The sales manager quickly agreed.
I asked them where they came from.
He said it was from Wuhan!
I said it's too far. I'm from Henan and you're from Wuhan. Can I send it?
He said that their meals have heating bags, which can be heated at any time, eaten at any time, and then sent to all parts of the country!
I also confirmed the training time with Minister Liu over there. Then let this sales manager deliver the goods!
But this sales manager said that payment must be made first!
One day 1000 copies, the price difference is 40, I can earn 2 10000 a week! Oh, my God! Get rich! But the payment will exceed 1.7 million. Where can I get it?
The disadvantage of being alone is that there is nothing to discuss, but fortunately I am not alone!
The wife listened to the cause and effect, and a suspicious look floated by. They can't be liars!
I am full of energy! Just want to make money! Maybe I really lost a whole set!
The wife asked, where is the fire brigade?
Well, I really didn't ask!
You said he was a minister, and the minister had to do this himself? The wife asked again.
I'm sweating all over. I'll think it over. Fooled! I slapped him on the table! Still training! And buy lunch! The money must have gone to the empty building! Then I should jump off the building, too
Instantly calm in my heart, from excitement to calm!
Pick up the phone and call Minister Liu of the fire brigade!
I said, the lunch supplier over there has contacted, but they must pay first! I can pay, no problem!
Minister Liu is very happy. Say I'm really honest!
But I also said, on one condition, I won't book lunch for you tomorrow if you don't pay for breakfast! It's good for everyone, because it's the first cooperation.
Minister Liu is unhappy. Are you afraid that I will cheat you? Tell me, can you do this business or not?
Can do it! But you have to pay for the bread first!
Minister Liu said yes, ok, then if you can't do it, I'll think about it.
The wife said, how much is breakfast? If he wants to give it to you, do you really give him hundreds?
I said if he dared to come! I guess his phone has been disconnected!
My wife played it, and sure enough, the phone you played could not be connected for the time being!
Remember: there will be no pie in the sky! If the pie falls from the sky! It's either a trap or a trap
The deepest routine of my own experience comes from my wife.
My wife and I are college classmates, but I am one year older than my wife, so I always thought she was one year younger than me.
The bottom line for me to find a girlfriend in college is never to find someone older than myself. It happened that she was one year younger than me. I take it for granted that she is one year younger than me. At school, I always said she was a chicken, but she never denied it. I didn't know she was older than me until she graduated from college and we got married and held a banquet. And I didn't know she was older than me until we had a banquet and got a marriage certificate. I asked her why you didn't tell me when I said you were a chicken. She said I didn't say I was a chicken, I said it myself. I didn't refute that you said I was a chicken, but I didn't prove it either!
Sure enough, beautiful women are liars.
The deepest routine comes from my husband, who has taken care of it all. I remember the deepest time when I was sick and had a cold and asked for leave at home. I was just together at that time, far away from him. In the morning, he said that he still had 300 yuan on him, and sent me 200 yuan to buy some food to make up for it. I left 100 yuan for dinner. Although I don't have much money, I think I met the man who had 100 yuan on him and spent 99%. At that time, I was moved to a runny nose and tears. Later, I learned that he was paid in the afternoon. When we first got together, what we told me every day was that you just played at home, and I went home from work to do housework. I was scratched when cooking with my hands, so I felt so distressed that I went to rest immediately. Now ... as long as the hand is still there, that's no problem.
My family is definitely a routine bitch. We are from around here. We know each other very close, nearly 300 meters. That was in 20 19. I just fell in love and haven't figured out how to tell my family. So I sat in the hotel, opened a stranger, and wanted to find someone to chat with. The first person on the list is him. I clicked in and looked at my heart. The barber looked at my face again. So I skipped a few days and started searching again. Hey, it's him again. I just made a casual expression and gave it back to me after a while. Then I naturally added WeChat and chatted and told me his name directly. Then he sent me a photo of his state at that time. Out of courtesy, I returned one to him. Then he asked me how do you play this software? I said I was lovelorn. Then he asked me why I told him from beginning to end, and then he was angry with my predecessor. Then I said, I also want to find a boyfriend in the world of tdiss and get rid of my last relationship. Then he said, what do you think of me? I said I was afraid you would think I was fat. He said no, I just like being fat. I said that when you meet me, you will know what I am like. Then the next day, we were in front of his shop. I touched my head and soon hugged me from behind, so I was completely forced by his routine. Up to now, we have been together for two years, and many things have happened. We quarreled, separated, and experienced his mother's death. Now we are still together. Now we have been talking about me. How fat are you if you eat less? I will go back to him. If you can grow taller, I can lose weight (this is not a fight. Although I said I was fat and big, once I said I was hungry, he would still find me something to eat. Every day he farts under the covers, snores in my ear, and there are oil flowers floating on the bowls I brush. I told him, bah, you are a bitch. I lied to me, and he denied it. . . . . .
Those Xiong Haizi at home want to play with my iPad.
However, I will never give the password.
So I heard a group of children outside pressing Siri around my iPad ... and kept saying to Siri:
"Please enter the unlock password yourself!"
Siri: "Sorry, I'm not sure what you're talking about."
So they cried with runny noses and tears and said, "Please unlock the lock yourself!" ! ! "
The child's whimper mixed with Siri's cold mechanical sound sounds pitiful.
Finally, I was driven out by my parents to unlock it ... looking at the sly flash in Xiong Haizi's eyes ...
It's all routine.
One of my stingy brothers was framed, about four years ago. We formed a middle-aged team at that time. After playing football, everyone should eat and drink and often go to two games. One of our brothers is a famous pickpocket and hardly takes the initiative to organize everyone to eat or entertain. Finally, at dinner that day, two people asked him to organize two activities. He was drunk that day and agreed. He took us to a nightclub he knew well. It is estimated that many people went to seek revenge from eleven people that day and finally settled their accounts. It cost 8000 yuan after the discount. I saw his heart bleeding. The worst thing is that when everyone went out, two people came out with an assistant manager in their arms and were bored at the gate of the evening show. Suddenly I saw a lonely figure smoking under the street lamp not far away. I analyzed his inner monologue: at the party I know, I spent my money and hugged the woman I know. ...
Some people say: there are thousands of routines. There is always something in my heart!
Some people say: the longest road I have traveled is your road.
The following is a classic routine:
1: You can be friends without confession. You can borrow money to be friends. No borrowing, no confession. If you fail, you are a stranger and you don't have to pay back the money. If it succeeds, it will be a family, and the money will not be returned.
I copied the love letter. I learned the routine. But I really like you.
3. "I suddenly remembered something when I first took medicine." . Tell this sentence to your lover or good friend and see if they reply "Why did you take medicine" or "What did you think of". Whether they care about you or not. We'll find out then.
Jimmy Lin said: If we don't go crazy, we will get old. Degang Guo said: If you are not old, I will go crazy! Ps: Jimmy Lin and Degang Guo are of the same age.
5. The process of Jing Tian's resumption of the Darren Wang procedure. Darren Wang: What wood is the door made of? . Jing Tian: Wooden doors. Darren Wang: What about the iron gate? . Jing Tian: Iron gate. Darren Wang: What about the door to happiness? . Jing Tian: I don't know. Darren Wang: It's us.
6: If you can't do the problem, turn to the reference. Takeaway is when you can't cook. You can't go through customs to find a guide. You don't know how to love others, so you use the routine. Routines are sometimes really in the name of love.
7. Actually, it doesn't matter how long you like someone. I will like you for three days, yesterday, today and tomorrow. I will like you for two days, day and night. I will like you one day, every day.
Now It's not like love letters are flying everywhere. This is routine.
Talking about an experience of being cheated can't be said to be awesome, but it's easy to let people relax their vigilance, only to find out that they were cheated in retrospect.
When I traveled to the ancient city in a certain year, the tour guide said that the tour was over that day, and dinner was not included, so I could move freely outside the ancient city. You can eat it yourself in the street restaurant outside the ancient city. The basic taste is very good, but there are two that are not authentic. It's best not to choose. After we got off the bus, we casually found a restaurant that looked good for dinner. The boss asked if we had any introductions from local acquaintances. If we give the name and telephone number, we will give the name of the tour guide. As a result, we have been urged not to deliver food, which is very expensive when checking out. Looking back on this routine, I won't mention which one the tour guide recommends, so that you can relax your vigilance. Maybe the whole street is negotiated except the two he said, so let the hotel ask who introduced it in the name of food delivery, and then calculate the commission.
Yesterday, I was given a routine by the bank, and not only myself, but also many people were given a routine by the Postal Savings Bank. We lined up to open a card and download mobile banking. After I finished writing, I knew I was stuck in a routine. I don't know how others feel, but I'm sure someone will know after I finish writing.
I am not easily deceived. The cause of the incident is: I am self-employed. At the end of February, people like us received news that the payment of labor insurance would be handled by the tax authorities in the future. In the past, the Labor Bureau paid insurance in the Postal Savings Bank. After receiving the news, I didn't understand how to do it, so I went to the Postal Savings Bank to consult the Postal Savings Bank. Many people in the bank have replaced the previous discount of the Postal Savings Bank with bank cards. I also need to download the postal mobile banking on my mobile phone for later payment. So we are all waiting in line to waste time. We need to get a card to download the mobile banking there, and then we need to bind the postal savings bank card to WeChat. Unexpectedly, I finally paid it in the official account of tax WeChat WeChat, and the service staff of the bank gave me directions on how to pay it. At the same time, I directly showed my WeChat change to pay, and the service staff quickly told me. That's not true. Click to pay the bank card is used for direct payment. From here, I understand that the change in our WeChat can be paid directly, so why do we need to bind the postal bank card? It was because they didn't understand what was going on that they gave us this routine to complete their task of postal savings. I didn't know it was a routine until I finished it. I was cheated. When I can pay by WeChat and Alipay, the mobile bank also downloaded the postal bank card.