Chapter 1: Prehistoric dreams. Since 1936 basketball was first listed as an Olympic sport, the American team composed of college students has dominated the international basketball world for 30 years. Until 1972, the Soviet Union ended the American team's seven consecutive championships under the background of the Cold War. At that time, there were only 3 seconds left in the game, and the Soviet Union 1 point was behind. But the timer failed at the critical moment, giving the Soviet Union only 1 second to attack. The organizing Committee tried to stop the celebration of the American team and asked both sides to replay the last three seconds. As a result, the Soviet Union made a long pass and went straight to the basket to kill the United States, known as Munich! The American men's basketball team refused to accept the award, and today's rejected medals have been left in distant Germany. What you can't get is always in turmoil, and what you are optimistic about is fearless. 16 later, after losing the fighting nation again, the US team only won the third place. This time, they won the prize, but someone actually threw the medal directly in the hotel. Aunt cleaning said that you may not believe it when you say it. Wash a sheet, sweep the floor, and put the Olympic bronze medal in your pocket.
At the Fourth Kneeling Congress, the American people were walking on thin ice and their throats were on pins and needles. In times of crisis, the then FIBA Secretary-General and NBA President Stern joined hands to abolish the rule that NBA players are not allowed to participate in the Olympic Games. The American Basketball Association is determined to build a galaxy warship invincible in the universe. Everyone loves to see flowers and cars with flat tires.
To say that the patriotism education of American imperialists is really backward, Mr. Joe Wang actually refused at the beginning of the team formation. Thanks to the alliance's big brother magician who took the lead in responding to the call of the country, all kinds of superstars joined in succession. Basketball god Jia Pippen, the real hero of the battle of the magic bird; The glider came to show the air, and General Akagi sat in the array; Gold has a double evil spirit in his left hand, and flying pigs in the air is really fried by the king. Perhaps to please the bosses, the Basketball Association also brought leitner, a small fresh meat from NCAA. What is the concept of this lineup? In the season of 9 1-92, among the 10 people in the first and second NBA games, 9 were in this team. Just look at Joe Wang and Magic Bird, who monopolized 9 MVPs and 7 champions in the previous 9 years.
So here's the question. Are there two champions left? Between the black and white duo and the bull dynasty, Thomas, the smiling assassin, stepped in and led the army of bad boys to win the championship twice. Such a powerful old driver was excluded from the dream team because of his bad popularity. 1985 all-star, because Jordan didn't say hello to himself in the elevator, and even called on his teammates not to pass the ball to Xiao Qiao in the east. This is the well-known frozen Jordan incident. 1987 In the Eastern Conference semifinals, Rodman Disbold said that he was overrated because of his white identity. Smiling assassin, as an old Jianghu, even praised my brother's remarks. 199 1, the magician was diagnosed with AIDS, and the smiling assassin came out as a demon, openly questioning the sexual orientation of the old demon. After three consecutive brain-dead operations, Thomas offended three bosses of Dream Team 1! Want to play the Olympic Games? Let's go home and play the train!
Chapter 2: Eternal Dream 1. After the team was formed, I had a heroic and high-spirited dream and killed it on the basketball court. Because the brand is too big, their food, clothing, housing and transportation are very special. The special plane stopped at the military airport, went out to brush the street and brush the police car to clear the way, and even dismissed the accommodation. They booked a luxury hotel with a room in 900 yuan for one night.
It is mules or horses that take us out for a walk. From the group stage to the final, Meng Yi paid tribute to the chairman of the gun, hitting 58% and limiting his opponent's hitting rate to 37%. The average net win per game is 44 points. In the final, they beat Croatia 1 17-85 by 32 points and easily won the championship. The easiest job in the world may be Mengyi's coach, because he didn't call a time-out. This state, probably only Guo Ping can feel.
The game of the bosses is so unpretentious and boring. In fact, the best dream is not the Olympic Games, but the private education competition, which is really 24K pure dry goods. During training, Jordan and the magician began to say nothing. Jordan took Pippen, Ewing, Muling and Bird; The magician, with Buckley, drexler, Robinson and stockton, staged an epic training match, full of fists, tricks and rubbish. Moreover, the veteran Jimmy Chomo agreed that neither side can change people, or even call a time-out. Everyone should play the whole game and count the balls! In the end, Old Joe led the team to a narrow victory. No blowing, no black, the strongest basketball game in human history may be such a training game without an audience.
These old hooligans finally won the championship and always want to make a big news. When the Olympic Games were awarded, Father Joe took his brothers and put the Stars and Stripes in his body. At first, the fans were moved by this patriotic spirit. My sister thinks they are just trying to cover up the Reebok logo on the award-winning suit. Wang deserves to be AJ's conscience spokesman! This large loading scene was also the epitome of Dream One at that time. From the stadium to the stadium, this team is full of legends.
Chapter 3: The East is turning white. After Dream One won the championship, Dream Two and Dream Three continued, helping the United States easily win the gold medals in the 1994 World Championships and the 1996 Olympic Games. Especially in Dream 3, there are flying pig postmen in the sky, sharks in the sea, and the dream of the second person in the 1990s, the most luxurious interior configuration in history!
In Dream Team 4, the biggest highlight is definitely Carter's death button. In the group match against France, facing the 2m 18 center Weiss, Carter flew into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun, and completed an unreasonable cross buckle that made Teacher Newton kick over the coffin board. According to legend, Uncle Ka retired directly after the Olympic Games after deducting Weiss' psychological influence. Rumors, pure rumors! In fact, Weiss was only 23 years old that year and didn't retire until 20 1 1. A reporter also asked him why he stood and gave his head away like Woodhead in 123. A word from Weiss: He flies too high. I'm afraid that if he meets again, he will lose his center of gravity and get injured. I'm tired, this is what basketball should look like!
Unfortunately, if God wants people to die, he must make them crazy first. Carter's death can't hide the essence of Munce taking jujube pills. The OK group took the lead in refusing to play, and all the superstar pigeons responded accordingly. Although Kidd, Allen and other popular fried chickens were also accepted, the quality of Dream 4 was much worse than before, and less than half of 12 people were selected as the best team last season. The brand is not big, and the shelf is not small. Before the game started, the American team actually discussed where to spend their holidays in the press conference before the game. As a result, in the semi-final, Meng Si really almost had a holiday in advance! Lithuanian star Sarunas missed three points at the final whistle and saved Meng Siyi's life. Carter knelt on the ground and prayed, much like a small series of college exams for teachers and students. Meng Si, who walked once before the ghost died, defeated the French team in the final, but only beat his opponent with a score of 10, and won three consecutive Olympic titles. The east is getting white and the sky is getting brighter. This dream will wake up soon. ...
Chapter Four: A Dream. Fast forward to 2002. In 52 years, the United States hosted the World Championships for the first time, but NBA stars dropped out one after another. The reason turned out to be that the 9 1 1 incident left a shadow on their young hearts. The American Basketball Association even knelt down and begged 40-year-old Joe to come out of the mountain, and the result was also a gift card. Let's read the final list of Dream Five: Reeve Lavrentz, nick collison and antonio davis. What's more, I'm a three-year-old honey eater, and a 30-year-old like Xiao Yuan can't recognize all the honey! As a result, Wu Meng lost to Agan first and paid tribute to Bao Ge with his face, ending the 58-game winning streak in the international arena. Lost to Yugoslavia in the quarter-finals; Five or six finalists lost to Spain, falling from the top seed to the sixth. It was a defeat, and there was no place to look for face.
After the fiasco of Dream Five, Dream Six and Dream Seven were brave and repented, and finally won bronze medals in two consecutive competitions! After losing the championship three times in a row, everything they once owned vanished in a flash. In contrast, it is still a dream show. Italy 17 points in the warm-up match was defeated, and the dream team became a nightmare team. There are twelve Americans, and the worst is Duncan. The way you touch the bald Manu is very chic, but the way you are beaten and cried by Manu is really embarrassing.
Of course, it is wrong to say that six dreams and seven dreams have accomplished nothing. After all, Dream Seven is a team of four! Chairman Cannon recalled with tears: That year 18, Japan competition, I stood like a potato. I swore in tears that you must see me. Say you want me to be a sand monk, why don't you take me out to play? We are not brothers drinking beer together at all!
Chapter Five: The Return of the Gods. In 2008, a mysterious eastern force brought the god of the dream team back to his place. NCAA coach K is in charge of the national team, attracting NBA stars to hold their thighs. Even Wade was finally selected after many interviews. Four people in the dust hold hands, the little fat dragon king is a good basin friend, and Kidd sparks will go together, and the American men's basketball team will not promise again! Of course, it depends on Kobe than popularity! Ask Sao Wei if you don't believe me! Even the pilots at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games exposed the 60E attribute and gave Kobe a ten-second close-up. This treatment is nobody! The day before the final, just in time for Peter Pan to become a 30-year-old man, James personally led the birthday song. The famous Lakers lived up to everyone's expectations. In the fourth quarter of the final, he scored 13 and led the team to beat Spain. The United States returned to the top of the Olympic Games after eight years. The poor sister-in-law has all the stars in her eyes.
Dream eight cool, dream ten to play again. After Cory Wei led the team to easily win the 20 10 World Championship, the American men's basketball team reorganized the Galaxy battleship and the whole army went to the London Olympics. The two hooligans in the NBA, the four heroes and Thunder San Shao joined forces for the first time, and they are still big bosses. When Tunisia challenged the Dream Team in the group stage, a teenager was slapped by the coach in order to get Kobe's autograph. You can slap me at will, if you don't sign, I will lose! I didn't talk much about scoring against Nigeria. I/kloc-scored 37 points in 0/4 minutes and led the team 156-73 to wash the opponent with 83 points. Individual single-game score, team single-game score and net win score all set a new team history record! At this point, the American men's basketball team finally returned to the iron throne of the international arena.
However, just as the superstars of Dream Eight and Dream Twelve retired one after another, Anthony continued to do it! 20 16 went to the Olympic Games four times in a row, won the gold medal three times in a row, and was crowned the scoring champion of American men's basketball history. At that time, social melons broke into Rio slums without bodyguards and risked being shot to play with children. New york Mafia Street, sweep it and listen to who is the father; There is no blood on the red robe. Let's look at you, master melon!
Chapter 6: The War of Redemption. China fans waited 1 1 year, and finally got the chance to watch the dream team at home. As a result ... Curry worked as a nanny at home, Tang Shen KD called in sick, and Lao Zhan was filming and planting hair, and his eyebrows were busy moving. Where's Gordon? Shanghai traffic police, he is afraid. On closer inspection, the biggest player in this team is actually a 70-year-old man. The old man looked at the empty training hall and kindly comforted the fans: Is this TM all human things? Much like the daily life of smelly young people, the essence of human beings is indeed pigeon essence. Finally, at the 20 19 China Basketball World Cup, the US team really created the worst record in the history of the dream team.
Dream one and dream four came from heaven, and Carter hated the low sky, so he smashed Ji until dream seven, dream eight and dream ten before eating chicken. Next year's London Olympics, I hope to see the dream team return!