A joke to adjust your mood when you are in a bad mood. When we are unhappy in life, let's look at some funny jokes. Funny jokes can make us relax quickly, and often an excellent joke is unexpected. If you are in a bad mood, let's share some jokes about adjusting your mood.

Jokes to adjust your mood in a bad mood 1 1 "What are you going to do on Tanabata?" "Play Lianliankan." "Why?" "It's a pair that can destroy a pair."

2. "There must be a light bulb in a threesome." "Well, don't call it a light bulb in the future, call it the brightest star in the night sky."

3. "I am a good-natured person. If one day someone steps on my bottom line. " "What would that be like?" Then I'll lower the bottom line again. "

The girl I liked when I was a child turned me down. Twenty years later, she recognized me. She asked me how I was doing. I excitedly replied, "Aunt, who are you?"

5. I accidentally cut my hand when cutting meat, and blood dripped on the pork. My brother said, "Do you want to know your relatives by dropping blood?" Xiong Haizi, come here, I promise I won't hit you.

6. Rooney couldn't accept the result of Italy's defeat and shot himself. After a gunshot, Rooney got up from the ground and scolded angrily, "Paralysis shot high again."

7. Kidnapper: "I have your head teacher." Student: "I won't give you money." Kidnapper: "I'll let him go immediately if I don't pay." Student: "I'll get the money right away."

8. You left me many beautiful moments that I can't erase. You made me understand each other and cherish each other, making every moment an eternal memory. Thank you for everything. Happy Thanksgiving to you!

9. Being grateful for a long time will give you long-term gratitude, long-term happiness, long-term sweetness, long-term luck, long-term health, long-term happiness, long-term comfort and long-term success. Happy thanksgiving!

10, thanks to the people who love me and the people I love, to everyone who met and accompanied me, to the life that made us feel happy and helpless, and to all the friends who are reading text messages. Happy Thanksgiving!

1 1. There are forty-four stone lions in front of the stone temple. There are forty-four astringent persimmons on the tree in front of the temple. Forty-four stone lions don't eat forty-four astringent persimmons, and forty-four astringent persimmons eat forty-four stone lions instead.

12, talking too much makes you tired, walking too much makes you tired, thinking too much makes you cry, worrying about your involvement every day, worrying about your frustration, worrying about your boredom, worrying about your debts, worrying about playing dumb and not knowing what I suffer for you!

13, friends who know about sports cars, please recommend a sports car of 4 million to 8 million, which requires good performance, fast start, high horsepower, high comfort, fashionable appearance and good appearance. I regard it as a paper wall of my mobile phone.

14, I can't help playing with my mobile phone when I study in the evening. From morning till class time, the teacher hasn't come for a long time. Suddenly, the teacher jumped out of the back door and turned off the light. As a result, children's shoes with reflective faces were taken away.

15, the year before last, I ate dog food with my mobile phone. Last year, I ate dog food with my mobile phone. This year, I still eat dog food with my mobile phone and continue to look forward to next year's Tanabata.

16, a mouse bragged. A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: it itches if you don't step on a mouse for a day; C: Don't go to the streets several times a day. D: it's getting late. Let's go home and hug the cat.

17, in the morning, my son cried and told me and my wife that he dreamed that his grandmother died. I said it doesn't matter, the dream is reversed. When he dreamed that his grandmother was dead, it might be his grandmother. I felt three blood stains on my face and wanted to cry.

18, one day, a frog kissed the rabbit and ran away. The rabbit followed and the frog jumped into the pond in despair. Soon, a toad climbed out, and the rabbit laughed: Haha, allergic!

19. One day, the hen was flying on the roof, and the owner said angrily, Come down. If you don't come down, I'll kill all the cocks here and make your life hell. The hen smiled and said yes, haha, finally we can find the duck.

20. I will be very happy with you. You are my pistachio. Every time I get close to you, I feel warm, and tonight is no exception. After waiting for a long time to finally meet you, I want to say loudly: I love your computer!

2 1, took my son to the hospital for an injection, and the nurse cried as soon as she picked up the needle tube for her son. I said, "Don't cry, it will hurt more if you cry." The son is puzzled: "Why does it hurt more?" I said, "Because I will hit you."

22, someone is sick is a big deal, someone is sick and improper, the parties may not really have something, improper things may not be okay; Men do women's things, women do men's things, and men and women are the easiest to tell stories!

23. One day, Lao Wang took a bus, and a pregnant woman got on the bus and found that there was no place. She said to Lao Wang, who was sitting by, "Didn't you see that I was pregnant?" Lao Wang looked at the pregnant woman in surprise and said, "Were we neighbors before?"

24. It is too exaggerated and untrue to say that I love you for ten thousand years, but loving you all my life is my lifelong pursuit; It's too extravagant to want to be with you forever, but it's always my wish to be with you. I love you, RMB!

25. The drunk went to the ATM to withdraw money. Unexpectedly, the card was "eaten" by ATM. The drunk was very anxious. An acquaintance happened to pass by, so give him a suggestion and pour the wine in quickly. The drunkard asked: Why? The acquaintance smiled: if you drink too much, it will vomit!

26. Whether you see me or not, my short message will be sent to you; Whether you miss me or not, the desire in my heart will not change; Do you love me or not? My words are still the same. Paying off debts is a matter of course.

27. Only those who dare to face themselves can see the way forward; Only those who dare to face the darkness can see the dawn; Only those who dare to face you can see your face before makeup: you are a relative of Bajie!

28. Flowers, whether elegant or bright, are always planted in pots; The moon, whether far away or not, is always hanging in the sky; Friendship, far or near, is always in your hands; Friends, see or not, always keep in mind! Wish my dear friends a happy day!

29. A: It is too serious for people in the city to worship foreign things and flatter foreign countries. Look, even the English letters are written in the toilet. B: It's different in the countryside, isn't it? Just a "toilet"? A: Of course not. In the countryside, it says "against the West".

30. On the first day of work after the holiday, you should adjust your biological clock, ensure a good sleep, eliminate your fear of going to work, come to work happily, work wholeheartedly, and your colleagues and leaders applaud. Good luck in your work and make a lot of money!

3 1, greetings are used to warm the heart, and continuous sending is used to convey care; With continuous sending, greetings are within reach and friends' hearts are closer. Repeated attention will strengthen friendship.

32. Time is very short. I am immersed in simple, simple and happy time with my family during the New Year. Suddenly found that the previous high demands were put down. I just want to live a quiet life with my family. Insomnia ?

Mother took her brother to visit the zoo. When she came to the iron cage where the lion was kept, her mother told her, "Don't get too close, son!" " The son said generously, "Don't worry, Mom, I won't hurt it!" "

34. A psychopath is writing a letter. The nurse asked, "Who are you writing to?" The patient said, "myself." The nurse asked again, "What was written in the letter?" Patient: "You are crazy. How do you know I haven't received it yet? "

35. You ask me why I only ask where you are from, but never ask your age? In fact, it's not that I don't want to know, but because I saw you, I remembered an old saying, that is, heroes don't ask the source, hooligans don't ask the age!

36. I quarreled with my wife today. I said to her: Do you believe I hit your husband? Then I slapped myself. She looked at me and said I dare, and then she snapped. I was slapped again ... Gemma didn't play by the rules!

37. I once talked to a buddy about drinking, and I said, "It doesn't matter if you drink some wine, as long as you don't drink too much to tell the difference between the north and the south." After listening, the buddy replied huskily: "It doesn't matter whether it is divided into north and south, but it must be divided into men and women."

38. In junior high school, a classmate always felt that his bike was slow. When he got home, he loosened the screws around the wheel with pliers, thinking it would be quick. The next day, during the exercise, the wheels flew out of the car at high speed. .

39. A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak met in the street. Why don't they say hello (assuming they can talk) is because. .......................................................................................................................................

40, we are not relatives but better than relatives, we are not lovers but more affectionate, we are not fish and water but we are inseparable. My dearest, I must remember to dress beautifully and be in a good mood on Sister's Day. Take some time to think about me, and my heart will be sweet!

4 1, knowing you, is a turtle watching mung beans-right on the point. Intersecting with you, does the tortoise eat weight? Make up your mind. It's girls' day. May our friendship last forever. I wish my sisters good luck and all the best. Happy birthday to my best friend. Happy birthday!

42. Football is made in China, jerseys are made in China, nets are made in China, whistles are made in China, sneakers are made in China, socks are made in China and hundreds of millions of fans are made in China. Only those players who run on the court are not made in China.

43. When I climbed the mountain with my brother and the goddess and climbed to the no-man's land, the goddess put her ear to me and said, "Can your brother go down the mountain and buy a bottle of water?" How is that possible? Am I a fool not to fight for such a good performance opportunity? He breathed a sigh of relief and rushed down the hill.

44. I met a centenarian downstairs today. Seeing him sitting there alone, I went up and asked, "Grandpa, why don't you play chess with those grandfathers at the door?" As a result, the uncle said, "What's so funny about those children in their sixties and seventies!"

Jokes to adjust mood in a bad mood 2 1. Mood is like clothes. If it is dirty, take it to wash and bask in the sun, and the sun will naturally disperse. The sunshine is so good, why bother yourself? Live every moment well, and 10,000 bright futures are not worth a warm gift.

If you hold the past too tightly, you will not be able to embrace the present. It is better to forget with a smile than to recall with sadness.

3, kites, wired, only fly high; Duckweed, rootless, can only go with the flow.

Life is always full of surprises and disappointments. There are just right encounters and heartbreaking nostalgia, but time is always moving forward without regret. No matter whether the play is ending or not, I hope you can take dreams as a horse and live up to this life.

5, don't be happy about things, don't feel sorry for yourself, don't care about flashy things, there are too many imperfections in life, but you are still a complete self.

6. A really smart person, although he also has things he doesn't like and people he doesn't like, can laugh it off without getting angry or annoyed. Because you're not angry or upset, at least it won't ruin your mood.

7. Be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, so he is classified as a memory.

8. Don't be afraid to make mistakes in many things. Even if you are wrong, don't be upset. There is right and wrong in life. In retrospect, right or wrong doesn't matter.

9. No one came to this world to love you. Others have never been the center of their lives. Only by enriching your life and becoming a better person can you meet better people.

10, don't feel like a loser forever because of one failure, and don't feel like a lifelong mistake because of one miss. Never want to get up just because you fell.

1 1. If life doesn't spoil you, be kind to yourself. Don't feel inferior, everyone has his own bright spot. Worrying less is better than worrying more, so that life will not be so tired. If others treat you badly, God will get back at you. Don't laugh at others, it's impolite.

12, don't think that you have lost everything, and don't be depressed by this little thing. There is more than one road to success. Start over and try again. In fact, there are still many opportunities, as long as we can grasp them well.

13, happiness is not immortality, not big fish and big meat, not the power of the ruling and opposition parties. Happiness is the realization of every tiny wish in life. Eat if you want, and be loved if you want to be loved.

14, I have no desire to explain, and I don't want to defend myself any more, lest you find it ridiculous and I feel embarrassed.

15, I don't think I have lost everything. I'm not depressed about this little thing. There are more than 1 roads to success. In fact, there are still many opportunities, as long as we can grasp them well.

16. Eat well, sleep on time, don't complain, be kind, insist on doing what you like, feel every detail of life with your heart, and precipitate again, because you want to be a gentle and powerful person.

17, when friends ignore you, don't be sad, everyone has their own life, and no one can always accompany you.

18. When a person suddenly disappears from your life, you don't need to ask why, but it's time for him or her to go. You just need to accept it, whether it's a friend or a lover. The so-called maturity means knowing that some things can't be done after all.

19, don't give everything you have at every turn. Instead of being humble in the dust, leave some pride and love for yourself. The meanest thing is emotion, and the coolest thing is human heart.

20. People's feelings are like teeth. If you throw them away, they will disappear. If you reinstall them, they will be fake. Don't pick up what you dropped. Accept sudden loss and cherish unexpected surprises.

2 1. No matter whether you are happy or sad, no matter whether the people you meet are good or bad, they can always teach you something and then help you become a better person. Everyone appears and everything happens for a reason.

22. Don't be swayed by considerations of gain and loss all day. You think of those who have nothing, and the person who loves you will definitely take you to heart, because he can't bear to see you sad, because others can't take yours, and you can't take yours.

23, you don't always dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself. Dissatisfaction with others is bitterness to oneself.

24. Being good to yourself means being serious about life. Time is running out, so you should do your best. After a long time, you will follow suit.

25. Only wealth can perceive the richness of the world, only kindness can perceive the beauty of society, only magnanimity can feel the happiness of life, and only success can appreciate the grandeur of life!

26. No matter what your mood is, don't let yourself be decadent. Clean and decent from head to toe every day. Be a woman who doesn't wear makeup, lives exquisitely and always smiles.

27. I want to hold your hand tightly, let you lean on my shoulder and let all the unpleasantness pass quickly. After the storm, we will have a bright tomorrow.

28. It is not a sudden decision for anyone to leave you. The heart is getting cold, the leaves are turning yellow, and the story is slowly written to the end. Because of too much disappointment, love is not love.

29. Meditate in my heart all the time, and my love for you will remain unchanged in this life; I am willing to taste all the flavors for you and run around tirelessly for you; Keep everything in your heart and miss it silently. Every day is worth remembering.

30. You can love three or five wrong people, but you can't love someone three or five times. It may be bad luck to go the wrong way, but you always deserve to jump into the pit.

3 1. Sincerity is always valuable, sincerity is always the most beautiful, true feelings are worth paying, and knowing each other will never regret. Smile is still the most beautiful. If life can accompany you, happiness will always accompany you!

32. Don't force many things in life. Come where you belong, go where you belong. As if, the clouds cleared and the sky cleared, and bloom withered. Half clear, half true. Life goes on, say hello to the years.

In fact, in love, no one is tall or low, and no one is fat or thin. Love is equal and cares for each other. If I choose, I like it. I think so, too. I have not been trampled by love, nor have I lost my faith in love. I am pursuing what I want to pursue.

34. People who are overly sensitive are doomed to have a hard life because they are too easily influenced by other people's emotions. Paranoid people are always thinking, and the result is that they are trapped in a mess of thoughts and can't move. Sometimes, it is better to care less than to care more.

35, don't expect others to save, the shackles of the soul are buckled by yourself, and only you can open it.

36. Don't make yourself so tired to cater to everyone, try to make everyone happy. You will forget how to laugh.

37. Do things when awake, read books when confused, sleep when angry, and think when alone; Be a happy person, study, travel, work hard, care about your body and mood, and do your best.

Don't let those trivial stupid things ruin your good mood. Don't be afraid of the distance between dream and reality. Only unexpected, not impossible.

Lonely people always think of everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.

40. There is nothing to be sad about. Losing you will only be his regret. You are so kind and lovely, people who miss it will regret it later.

4 1, Life is a passer-by, so why Qian Qian knot? Our youth always dies inadvertently. Time really flows like running water. It can't be picked up and won't stagnate for you. So is life. If you lose it, you will never come back, and when you are young, you will never come back.

42. I have seen many people clearly, but I can't expose them at will; I hate many people, but I can't turn my face easily. Sometimes, life is to force yourself to obey and humiliate.

43. I hope the person you like likes you. I hope you can meet your destiny in the vast sea of people. I hope the person you love will eventually become your lover.

44. Clear your mind and keep walking. If you miss the flowers, you will reap the rain. If you miss this one, you will meet the next one.

45. There is always an answer to everything. It's better to let nature take its course than to worry about it.

46. Don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory.

47. Failure is the mother of success. Let people feel calm between gains and losses. Without care, they will succeed automatically, and there will be no more "unwanted" pain. If you ask for nothing, how can you still suffer?

48. If you want to master eternity, you must control the present.

49. If you are not a complete jerk, please don't learn from others, don't cater to others, don't live for others, don't let others tell you what success is, don't let others help you define success, and insist on being your truest self to the greatest extent.

50. Don't live in the past, because it has passed. Don't live in reality, because you have to live.

5 1. If you hold the past too tightly, how can you make room to embrace the present?

52. May you experience more and keep Do not forget your initiative mind; May you be sad again and don't forget to smile; I hope you can cut through the thorns and do what you want.

53. Don't ask questions without answers. You have to understand that not everything will get what you want. It's a long way to go, so it's better to smile mercilessly.

54. There is no mountain you can't climb, and there is no hurdle you can't cross. As long as you face it bravely, everything will be blowing in the wind.

Jokes to adjust mood in a bad mood 3 1. The person I like is warm all over.

2. What you like may not be suitable for you, but what accompanies you is the best.

I want to exchange all my money for 1 a road to your heart.

4, all night, all of you, I know what infatuation is.

There are chestnuts in winter, mangoes in summer, and you and me in all seasons.

6. You are so cute that I can't help kissing you.

7. Love deeply rooted in my heart is with you.

8. We argue today, laugh tomorrow and think far.

9. There is no wine in your dimple, but I am drunk to death.

10, inadvertently, your smile became my whole world.

1 1. People who are destined to be together, no matter how big the circle, will still return to each other.

12. Today, I threw my toffee into the mud because I like mud.

Every time I miss you, the stars in the sky are shining.

14, in decadence, you are rich and auspicious.

15. Missing is like a river, which flows endlessly to the sea and my heart.

Looking at your smile, I suddenly feel that I am the happiest person in the world.

17, because of you, I believe in true love, because of you, I hope forever.

18, the sunshine you once gave me is warm to this day.

19, love is like running water, love is like peach blossom, live with me and dream together.

20. The strongest wine I have ever drunk is your tender feelings burning on my chest.

2 1, I love you all my life, and kissing you 1000 times is not enough!

22. Because of you, my sky is colored.

23. If you end up poor, I will be your last luggage.

24. Long-distance love, if we survive the time, we will win.

25. Health means staying up late with you every day.

26. The meeting of lovers is destiny takes a hand's fate.

27. I want to take a selfie with you and use reading glasses instead of filters.

28. I miss you, how much I miss you, as loudly as when the plane takes off.

Thank you for your rudeness, which made me learn to give up.

30. When the mobile phone receives a new message, its heart beats faster, but it's not yours.

3 1, you don't have to be good, I like it, I'm not good, you don't mind.

32. Every heart is a flower, and you are the most beautiful one.

If you were water, I would like to become a bowl and put you in my heart.

Happiness is far from you, and you are not satisfied.

35. Be romantic, taste sweetness, record happiness and write down your heart: Love you forever!

Love is like a ray of sunshine in winter, which warms your cold heart.

37. I hope you can go over the mountains to see the sea without my company.

In my mind, you are the most addictive thing in the world.

39. There are three kinds of people in this world, the bad guys, the shemale and my people.

40. Loving you with my whole youth is the most extravagant thing I have ever done.

4 1, I really want to be your cup and hold it in your hand.

I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

43. We should be together, otherwise it would be cruel.

44. Spend a sweet and romantic life with you until the end of time.

45. I prefer to have roses in the wild. When I am tired, I will have you at home.

46. I am a wild horse, but I also want to be a cat in your arms.

47. I feel you, I feel warm, and there is no loneliness in my heart.

48. I am not good at math, but I can say: 520.

49. I'd like to get back to you.

50. Later, love became a song, a note and a song.

5 1, it's not that I can't live without my mobile phone, but that I can't live without you over there.

52. Finally, I said I hate you, but I hate you because I love you.

53. It seems that apart from liking you, the longest thing I insist on is breathing.

54. I want to be everything related to you, protect you and make you happy.

Thank you for your company. I love you day and night.

Your eyes are not as beautiful as mine, because I have you in my eyes.

57. I'm possessive, and you can't get away from me.

When I think of you, my ugly face will smile.

59. You are not as good as you think, but no one can replace you.

60. Live less like yourself and more like your girlfriend.

6 1, silly husband, I want to hear you say I love you.