2. So why do I feel that drinking a bowl of black sesame paste can make me feel at ease all night? Don't you cry the loudest when you lose your hair?
3. The scalp enters a sensitive period and is prone to hair loss.
5. Is it because other people lose their hair in different seasons? My hair is falling out, which makes my heart ache. If I rob it, I won't let people live.
6.7. I found one thing, that is, I lose more hair on the ground than on my head every day.
7. I'm starting to lose my hair. Don't stay up late. If I stay up late, I will lose my hair. I will go to bed before 12. self-discipline
8. I'm a little worried. Do you need to buy hair loss prevention? I'm worried about my baldness.
9. I have been crazy about catching my hair recently, so I lost my hair for the first time. I cried, autumn came, the leaves fell and my hair fell.
10. People are not smart and bald like others.
1 1.5. The first thing before taking a nap every day: brush off the hair that fell on the pillow last night.
12. All kinds of health and then continue to stay up late, continue to work overtime and continue to lose hair.
13. I couldn't sleep all night and lost a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.
14. Recent state, great pressure, crazy hair loss (fortunately, a lot of hair), neurasthenia, poor sleep quality, and bad temper. Is this the state that middle-aged people should have?
15. I want to take valium, sleep, stay up late and lose my hair. Why am I still so excited now, Duke Zhou? Get me out of here!
16. But I'm really afraid of hair loss.
17. My hair is falling off badly, and I feel more long hair. I want to cut my hair 3 cm long.
18. Who says I don't like sports? My hair has been falling freely.
19. Hair loss is not a patent for boys, and it is also scary for girls to lose their hair.
20. I have never used a comb again.
Humorous sentences describing baldness (part two) 2 1. The girl is really a strange creature, with hair all over the floor, hair on the pillow and no hair on her head.
22. 14. There are too many hair losses, and the amount of hair loss in one shampoo makes people collapse.
23. My mother silently said that she suddenly lost weight, which deeply moved me. Well, I still want to say to myself come on!
24. I'm going bald.
25. 16. The adult world is really difficult. I lost my hair, and now it's all added up. It's not as thick as wearing a ponytail when I was a child.
26. I have lost a lot of hair and I am inexplicably depressed every day.
27. Every time you wash your hair, comb your hair and mop the floor, it is a great test for your heart. Why did you lose so much hair? My heart is broken.
28. Lose your eyelashes. The best eyelashes and hair are lost in half.
29. Girls' hair loss is more terrible than boys'.
30. Being single for too long, the body wants to become a monk by default and turn on the automatic hair loss mode.
3 1. If I were an angel, I should be an angel with hair loss.
32. Where there are women, there is hair. A woman is a walking hair loss machine.
33. I seriously doubt that I am old, I have a serious lack of energy to do something, and my hair loss is serious.
34. 13. My mother just asked sincerely: Do you still have hair when you lose it like this every day?
35. Hair loss is not a patent for boys, and it is scary for girls to lose their hair.
36. Such days have passed, and the speed of hair loss is getting faster and faster. I am afraid I can't find a girlfriend.
37. I can't sleep every night and lose my hair. Calm down, keep everything simple and earn more bread, which is the most practical.
38. It's the season of dry nose, stuffy nose, nosebleeds, peeling and hair loss.
39. I just finished sweeping the floor yesterday, and a lot of hair fell in the room today. So my mother said I was unsanitary. Is this something I can control?
40. I keep telling myself that my hair loss will be so severe in autumn, but I think this amount of hair loss may not come down for several autumn.
I read interesting sentences (40 sentences)
Read the ridiculous sentence of alopecia (I) 1 Hair loss. Hair loss is me.
2. A sign of getting old is not only hair loss, but also eyelashes.
I have formed the habit of losing my hair and getting up at four to five. I'm fine. Let's go
My mother just sincerely asked: Do you still have hair when you lose it like this every day?
I wonder whether I want to be an aunt or an uncle.
6. Only hair loss can last for so many years.
7. The barber will say that my hair is great. But too much hair also has many troubles, such as too much daily wear and tear.
It really hurts to lose so much hair every time you wash your hair.
9. Ah, I have insomnia again. Maybe tonight is the night I'm doomed to lose my hair.
10.7. I found one thing, that is, I lose more hair on the ground than on my head every day.
1 1. Hair loss, hair loss, it's me.
12. Only hair loss can last for so many years.
13. I never used a comb again.
14. I am very smart. I never used a comb again.
15. With the increase of age, the hair becomes less and less.
16. It's really hard to lose sleep every day. I'm still losing my hair and I feel weak. What should I do?
17. Every time I tidy up my hair on the bed, I marvel at the number of my hair and how many hairs have been taken away.
18. I seriously doubt that I am old, I have a serious lack of energy to do something, and my hair loss is serious.
19. I am very sad in this season when leaves, hair and balance are lost.
20. Hairline moving upward. I must try my best to avoid using ginger.
Read a hilarious sentence (Chapter 2) 2 1. I lost a lot of hair. But I'm not sad at all. Because I still have a head, and my head has nothing.
22.9. I drank sesame sauce on the first day! I hope I will never lose my hair again! I will try to go out early every day to buy sesame paste.
23. alas! Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have one hundred million, or memories!
24. My mother's silent remarks about whether she has lost weight again suddenly moved me deeply. Well, I still want to say "Come on" to myself!
25. Autumn is really the season of hair loss.
26. The pressure is so great that you lose your hair. I wish I had never been in this world and didn't ask you to give birth to me.
27.2. Serious hair loss, feeling hair loss for a longer time. I want to cut my hair 3 cm long.
28. Why do I always lose my hair recently? Every morning after combing my hair, I dare not look at the hair loss on the ground. Am I going bald?
29.22. As time goes on, the pressure is getting bigger and bigger. I dreamed that I lost all my hair, and then I tried to eat black sesame seeds on time every day.
30. I am under great pressure and don't have enough time. I don't think it's worth it, but I really want to do it I feel like I'm losing my hair recently
3 1. 13. My mother just sincerely asked: Do you lose your hair like this every day?
32. I want to sleep. I don't want to stay up late. I don't want to lose my hair. Duke Zhou, I am sleepy at seven o'clock. Why am I still so excited? Get me out of here!
33. I will really lose my hair. I feel like a dandelion in my last life.
34. The code word is 8000+ a day, and there is nothing wrong with it except a lot of hair loss.
When I was a child, I always wanted to comb my hair like an adult. When I grow up, I find that adults have no hair.
36. I find a lot of hair when sweeping the floor every day, and so does combing my hair, but fortunately, I really have a lot of hair and I still lose a lot every day.
37.8. I can't sleep every night and lose my hair. Calm down, keep everything simple and earn more bread, which is the most practical.
I have formed the habit of losing my hair and getting up at four to five. I'm fine. Come on.
39. From today on, I will never stay up late again! Bald girls keep healthy online, and their hair falls off too much. If they want good hair, they should go to bed early.
40. Sadly, the hair lost in one day of writing a paper is worth the previous week. ...
Humorous sentences that imply that you want to start involution.
1. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.
I am like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.
3. Laughing to death, we are not allowed to hang bed curtains in our school, so we can clearly see the opposite shop in the dormitory and secretly roll it to death.
4. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.
My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and kill their bald princess.
I pretended to watch the live shopping in Li Jiaqi, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.
7. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.
8. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.
9. Everyone was paddling for fish. I studied secretly while fishing and killed them.
10. I would rather kill myself than roll my classmates to death.
1 1. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.
12. All my friends have lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. This is more than they do.
13. Other children only know how to play. I secretly practice kowtowing and roll them to death during the New Year.
14. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.
15. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.
16. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.
17. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.
18. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!
19. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.
20. In the future, you will appreciate yourself now.
Humorous sentences describing turning on the air conditioner in summer (40 sentences)
A humorous sentence describing turning on the air conditioner (1) 1. I stayed at home for two days, and this life was given by the air conditioner.
2.？ I want to stay in the air-conditioned room until the end of summer.
3.？ I'm afraid of cold, whether it's the weather or people's heart.
4.？ It's cold, and we have someone to hug and clothes for those who don't.
5.？ It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.
6.？ The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.
7.？ The air conditioner is out of service. Don't abandon me. Big brother wants to go with him.
8.？ SMS does not need to be reasonable, but it needs to be sincere; Blessing doesn't need to be contacted often, but it needs to be remembered. A warm concern for you: pay attention to adding clothes in cold weather!
9.？ Outdoor temperature 33, indoor temperature 36. Now my life is given by air conditioning.
10.？ It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves. I met strangers on the road, smiled at each other and became acquaintances. The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt! Please pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling!
1 1.？ There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling of forgetting to wear long pants.
12.？ Just went to the living room to pour water, huh ~! Compared with the bedroom, it is simply a volcano. Sure enough, my life was given by the air conditioner.
13.？ I can't live without air conditioning on such a hot day. It's hard to imagine how I kept studying when there were only two broken fans in high school.
14.？ I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like streaking.
15.？ If you want to eat cold dishes, you have to eat them while they are hot, or they will get hot soon.
16.？ Replace the back shell of the mobile phone with glass, and put the mobile phone in the air conditioning outlet of the car. After cooling, put the phone on your arm and feel its power.
17.？ I may be really old. Didn't the previous words all rely on gastrointestinal ability to judge whether Lian Po could still fight?
18.？ In this warm season, I give you my sincere wishes and deep thoughts.
19.？ I would like to be your air conditioner all your life, warm in winter and cool in summer.
20.？ It's very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.
Humorous sentences describing turning on the air conditioner (2) 1. I didn't reply to your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.
2.？ Air-conditioned watermelon cold drink ... the perfect summer should be like this, do you agree?
3.？ Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it was too cold and unconscious.
4.？ This dog's life was given by my air-conditioning father, and it was also given by my air-conditioning father. Air-conditioning dad abused me thousands of times, and I treated my air-conditioning dad like my first love.
5.？ There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.
6.？ Meeting you makes me feel warmer in winter.
7.？ I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.
8.？ Blowing the fan makes the nose smooth, and blowing the air conditioner makes the nose stuffy. This summer is going to kill me!
9.？ African friends have returned to China for the summer vacation. Interesting talk about summer heat.
10.？ I took it yesterday morning and received it at 9 o'clock this morning. Su Shen logistics Zan is on trial. Pink is great. I like it. The use effect will be evaluated later.
1 1.？ I'm so hungry tonight. I ate five or six jiaozi. It's disgusting. The closer the word "feast" is to me, the farther it is from me.
12.？ It is said that summer life is given by air conditioning and milk tea. There is no air conditioning now, so I can only drink a few more cups of milk tea.
13.？ It's cold, only a coat, no hugs.
14.？ Don't tell me it's cold. Take care of yourself and put on more clothes. Either take care of me or buy me clothes with money.
15.？ Today, I realized that "stay where you are" is really not a curse. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.
16.？ In winter, a thin layer of snow, like a huge soft wool felt, covers this vast wasteland, shining with cold silver light.
17.？ After you left, there was no warm hug and embrace. You are always shivering with cold in this cold winter.
18.？ In this weather, if your mother and I fall into the water at the same time, please save your mother first and let me stay in the water for a while.
19.？ Take a walk outdoors in this weather to let you know what life air conditioning has given you.
20.？ It's very cold. Whenever I lie in bed and don't want to get up, I think of teacher Cang's teaching: "Don't lie in bed unless you can make money in bed."
Humorous sentences about learning to bask in yourself (40 sentences).
Learn to tan yourself (Part I) 1. That's why I get a tan.
This summer, the owner plans to tear up the famous brand twice and run wildly outdoors with high temperature and tanned skin. Many people came back to complain to me, but told me to play next holiday. We will remember these things clearly when we are old, but next time we play, it will be graduation time.
3. Men, don't buy clothes just because you are thin. If you get fat, you will experience secondary injuries.
4. The bitterness and bitterness along the way continue to surpass, and the maturity and gratitude along the way.
Basic summer is such a scenery, but it can only be seen through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.
6. The clouds in the sky are really beautiful, just like a beautiful girl. In the morning, Miss Yun, dressed in pink, smiled at people as if to say, "Get up, children, the sun is coming out." At noon, Miss Yun was dressed in white and covered the sky with a layer of silver satin, as if to say, "Go home, children!" " ! Or the sun will tan your little faces. "The clouds in the sky, with different shapes, are really good friends of people.
7. It's often like this: you get fat before winter, and you get tanned before summer.
8. It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but she has a heart to go out surfing all day.
9. Send you a parasol, so that the sunshine in late spring will no longer tan your skin; Send you a gourd ladle of sweet spring, let impetuous mood, slowly return to calm; Send you a breeze, let you stay in the cool summer forever; Send you a wish to make your dream come true!
10. Armed to the teeth, don't get tanned. Who can recognize you?
1 1. It's too hot for a dog to go out of the music building. I let others do everything for me. How dare I go out in such a big sun? Whenever I go out, I will touch a bottle of sunscreen and put on my coat, whether it is hot or not. After all, I am too white to get a tan.
12. Friend, your Chinese is really good.
13. "A bad life is like tears falling into your eyes, suntanned sunshine and wet rain." Bloggers are so good at telling stories that every painting is full of spirituality.
14. The hair was asked where to play and why it was tanned like this. Then the most fucking angry thing is that he said he was too white and wanted to get a tan?
15. I have a husband, a wife, a baby, a car, a ring, fun and food ... I just want to say silently ... anything, don't get tanned.
16. Be a tanned woman!
17. Where did you dig coal these two days?
18. This summer is doomed to be tanned.
19. I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I stayed for another three years. He said that I like white skin and am afraid of tanning in summer, so I can't go out. He said I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit for him, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.
20. Sun, please don't tan me, please tan my parents' hair.
Learn to bask in yourself (2)1. Someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City yesterday. You'd better stay at home in such hot weather. It's neither hot nor sunny. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.
22. My wife is a nag! She is always talking. Last year, she went to the seaside to recuperate for half a month. Guess what, I came back with a tanned tooth.
I didn't lose weight in May, I was sad in June, I got a tan in July, I stayed indoors in August, I was fat in September, I was tired at 5438+00 in June, I was unaccompanied at 5438+0 10 in June, I didn't have measurements at February 12, I was fatter at 5438+00 in June, and I don't know who it was in March! Yes, that's you!
24. You can only see my eyes at night.
25. In Happy Valley, the sound of tourists frolicking waves after waves. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.
26. This summer, not only is the sun not dark, but you have to cover your face and get a little hot. I must be thin, healthy and white.
27. Get some sun! Have you seen my watch print? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it would be darker.
28. I will go to school tomorrow. I'm going to military training to bask in my brother's birthday. I'm very sad.
29. Please don't take them away. Please tan my parents' white hair.
It suddenly occurred to me that one night, I dragged her out for a walk, and she gave me a sentence: "I am afraid of being tanned by the moon." Assiba, you are white enough! And you are lazy, holding back and making excuses!
3 1. The weather is not hot, the clouds are deep, another heavy rain is brewing, and my face has been sunburned for a while, and I am a little tired of this. I'm tired of my fair skin that used to shine on grasslands, beaches and lakes, and I always feel as weak as an ox.
32. Summer is suitable for expressing desires. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.
33. No matter whether it is cold or hot, it is still stormy; Whether the summer sun tanned the skin or the winter cold wind cracked the lips; The traffic police stick to their posts, and you are a beautiful scenery of the city. I praise you!
34. The carefully protected skin is still tanned. You can't afford to hurt yourself after playing in the water park.
35. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been called Little Beauty and Little Princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...
36. During a military parade, an army chief walked by with his head held high and said, "Hello comrades", "Hello chief", "Comrades have worked hard", "Comrades are tanned" and "Chief is black".
37. I'm not a sentimental person, and I'm never afraid of tanning. I'm just afraid of sunburn, and I feel my neck is sunburned. The sun in Shanxi is really poisonous! Much more poisonous than Shandong! After three days in the sun, I feel my tonsils are inflamed again!
38. Everyone else is immersed in things, food and travel, but I am better. On this hot sunny day? Get sunburned
39. One meter raises a hundred kinds of people. I flinch at the sight of the sun and am afraid of tanning. It is said that some wives are going to the hotel swimming pool to get naked and wait for a tan.
40. The sun is too bad for me. Forget the tanning. I still got a sunburn. After washing my face, I put some water on my face. My face hurts. The point is that the days of traveling like this must last for a long time and be very annoying.