If you mess with me again, I'll write your name on my underwear and beat you to death with my fart.
3. Do you know those girls who cry every day to be thin as lightning? The diameter of lightning is 5 meters.
There is only a past that cannot be returned, and there is no tomorrow that cannot be reached.
5. If you like someone, you should be brave enough to express it. Don't worry about being ugly. What if she is blind? Don't be afraid of her rejecting you to your face. Maybe she is dumb.
If one day I can't hold an umbrella for you, I will accompany you in the rain.
7. I don't hide a knife in my smile, and my heart is like a snake and scorpion. How can I deserve you?
8. Don't mess with me. Be careful of the day when I forward it to you.
9. A man was chasing a female classmate, who gave him an ultimatum: Don't bother me unless Audi A6 and a two-story villa satisfy me. Male wry smile. Go home and ask your parents for advice. Father smoked a cigarette and said with a sigh, the car is easy to handle. Sell the Rolls Royce at home and buy some Audi cars. It's just that we can't tear down three floors of this two-story villa. What a pity. You and her should forget it. There are many girls in the world. There's no need to tear down the house to chase her.
10. How can a woman tell if I am a man or a woman in classical Chinese?
1 1. Put away your cowardice and show your domineering. No one helped you when you fell. There are many animals watching your jokes.
12. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.
13. If you choose a man who makes money, you have to accept his indifference to home. If you choose a man with a family, you have to accept that he doesn't make money. You have chosen a rational person, and you have to accept his calculation. If you choose an obedient man, you must accept his inferiority complex. You choose a brave man, you have to accept his stubbornness. If you choose a capable man, you have to accept his bullying and irrationality. The perfect man only exists in dreams and idol dramas!
14. There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become the best among them.
15. You always have to experience some betrayal and some sadness to finally understand people's hearts.
16. Visiting the night market, I: How much is this? Vendor: 380 This is real gold. I: 10 yuan. Vendor: Look carefully. This is real gold. I: 10 yuan. Vendor: OK! See you so persistent in selling you. Me: I'll practice bargaining if I don't buy it. Stall owner: Don't run if you have the ability, and see if the labor and capital don't chop you to death.
17. Your X-ray shows that your ribs are broken. What should we do, doctor? It's okay. I've fixed it for you and Mito Xiu Xiu.
18. Dysmenorrhea is like dazzling chewing gum, full of pain and lasting for a long time. More importantly, it can't stop!
19. You don't need to stay or leave the person who deleted your information. Let go of the person who broke your heart as soon as possible.
20. What do you think of the goddess on the Internet now? Oh, just like instant noodles, isn't it? No, the pictures are for reference only.
2 1. Don't ask too much of your daughter-in-law: she is beautiful and can cook. That's a rice cooker. Cute and not old, it's a cherry ball. Independent and centered on you, that's your mother. Beautiful, lovely, can cook, never old, economically independent, you-centered, that's your mother making cherry balls for you with a rice cooker.
22. I wish a dog who deceives his feelings a long life, no love and no children.
I am not happy, but I want to live with a smile.
24. What you pay now will be a kind of precipitation, and they will pave the way silently, just to make you a better person.
25.do you want me? Give me a one-word answer.
26. Many times, it is not the other person who can't let go, but the lost memory.
27. It is the person you love who cured your temper, and it is the person who loves you who can endure your temper.
28. Many things are between injustice and affectation.
29. I am most afraid of strangeness after deep friendship, pain after seriousness, use after trust, and indifference after gentleness.
30. I never like to compete with others for things. You can take them if you like, as long as you can take them.
3 1. Some people are telling jokes nearby, while others are laughing in the distance.
32. The so-called maturity is a smile that you should cry and make trouble without saying a word.
33. Are you in poor health? Isn't your face beautiful? What's wrong with character? It doesn't matter, no matter how bad I am, it's none of my business if others are excellent. Nobody loves me. I love myself.
34. It is not terrible to be slapped by others for no reason. The terrible thing is that you never thought about how to pay it back.
35. The proudest thing is not being chased by many people, but having someone who will never give up on you anyway.
36. Many times, it is not the other person who can't let go, but the lost memory.
Counting the college entrance examination, we spent 12 years of youth and at least 400,000 tuition fees. We supported Platinum Stationery Factory, Chen Guang Stationery Factory, Cai Zhen Stationery Factory, numerous paper mills, numerous printing houses, Hanlin Bookstore, Xinhua Bookstore, the transportation industry in the city, as well as the salaries of all teachers, the principal's car, the principal's room and the principal's mistress. This is our credit!
38. The person who accompanied us to the end is not the most unforgettable person, but the most suitable person.
Don't trade my secret for your friendship with others.
40. Every time I walk alone in the rain, I hope someone behind me can suddenly hold up an umbrella for me.
20 13 super-drag, domineering and touching love. Tell me about it.
1. Don't cry, even you are mine, let alone tears.
If you cry again, I'll go home and kneel on the washboard.
Tell me when you want to get married, and I will marry you!
My heart is in your place, and you still care about what I am doing.
5. I like you and I love you. It's none of your business.
6, you stand there and don't move, I ran over!
7, you listen to me, I love you ~ ~ Remember!
8. Who wants to take you away from me unless you step on me!
9. All the good things in the world should belong to me, including you.
10, you clean my house and I'll sweep the world for you!
1 1. Love you is my patent. Who dares to do anything illegal?
12, I'll give you whatever you want, as long as I have it. What are you still doing outside? Stay with me.
13, I heard that marriage is very cheap now. Come on, let's get married, it's my treat!
14, a lifetime is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?
15, I want to give you happiness with my own hands. I don't trust others.
16, none of you can bully her, only I can!
17, you wait, one day you will be my son's mother!
18, take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly.
19, I must find you when I miss you.
20. I want to give you happiness, and no one can stop it!
2 1, I like you so much that you will die if you like me?
22, you can't cook, stay away from me, I'll cook for you later!
23. No one in this world is qualified to like you, except me!
24. How can you be so stupid? You have to stand behind me when you meet anything in the future, okay?
One day, your name will appear in my household registration book.
I don't love you when you are twice my age.
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1, every time I hear someone say I love you to myself, I can't help but add a sentence at the end.
2. There is a song like this: As long as you live better than me; Then I can't stand it.
3. I am lying on the sun earth, lying on the sun universe!
Only when you are down and out, will you know who will be the fool who is worried about you and who will be the illegitimate child of a stranger.
It is said that time is the antidote to love, but why are so many antidotes expired?
6, there is a kind of love, knowing that there is no way to go, but the heart has long been irreparable.
7. I never know what it feels like to be held in my arms when I cry.
8. Exchange a moment for eternity, and exchange this moment for yours from now on.
9. The fairy tale of the mermaid made me believe in love, and also made me understand that not every beautiful love has a happy ending.
Everything will change, but this heart that loves you will never change.
1 1. Many people get up early to brush their teeth and have symptoms of nausea and retching. According to scientific research, the common feature of these people is that they like to look in the mirror.
12, the biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you.
13, No friends Find friends Find friends Love friends Don't give your heart to friends just because they have friends.
14, I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.
15, stranger friend dear, which one will I get?
16. If a person starts to neglect you, please leave him. People who don't know how to cherish you can't give up
17, the so-called feelings are wasted after falling in love;
18, people who have never lost anything will not know how painful it is to lose.
19, holding a glass of hard liquor, smiling with lips and teeth, tasting sweetness, Bloom, Mu Zi.
20. If a brother is in trouble, he will arrive soon-
2 1. Please apologize to Ma Yili for copying Yao Di.
22. Don't think that you are better than anything to make me bow.
Brother, we will cross the country together, and you will be the throne.
24. blame me for being too young. I didn't see clearly whether I was a man or a dog.
25. Don't ask me how much I talked about. I only loved one person.
26. When you are lonely and sad, please read my name quietly and say: Someone in this world is thinking of me, and I live in a person's heart.
27. A mad dog bit you. Don't you want to bite back? Lions that bite are not terrible. The terrible thing is that this lion knows how to bear it.
28, music, happy when the ear, sad when the heart.
29. Boys and Four Ghosts: Going home from work at night is a poor ghost, going home at 9 o'clock in the evening is an alcoholic, going home at 12 in the evening is a goat, and going home at 4 o'clock in the morning is a gambler.
30. As long as you anesthetize yourself, is it possible to be unconscious?
3 1, on this day, my best friend's underwear was broken. I fixed it for her. She said it was ugly. I said you were wearing it and no one was watching. She said it was impossible to show it to your brothers and sisters.
32. Some songs are deeply rooted in people's hearts. Sometimes I don't know if I'm listening to a song or myself.
33. I am not a strong person, but I know I must be strong when I should be strong.
34. I heard that you are getting married, and many things came to mind. Most importantly, your sister, it is not good to invite me. I have no money.
35. The problem of age makes everything unrealistic now, and the problem of years makes everything inappropriate now.
36. Do you remember? You are in the footprints left on the beach. I have you in the dusk of willow branches on the moon. You are in the album of red leaves. My little heart can only hold you.
37, things are different, you and I are not static, and then look back at those different things!
38. I love myself and have more opponents, ok?
39. There is no tiger falling in Pingyang, so I make a comeback. If one day the tiger returns to the mountain, I will be the blood of half the sky.
40. I will always love so many people in my life, and only one will stay with me in the end.
4 1, I won't go to school if the sun doesn't come out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!
42. Every girl is looking for a man, and finally she finds herself the most man.
43. We let go of dignity, individuality and stubbornness because we can't let go of one person.
44. I am not good at things that don't belong to me. I don't want what I didn't really give me.
You said I should be punished for my impulsiveness. I have nothing to say. No matter what you want me to do and how to punish me, as long as you don't break up with me, just give me another chance!
46. I really didn't expect this to happen last night!
47. I hate people who are suddenly nice to me and suddenly indifferent.
48. Try hard, even if you don't succeed. Because you have grown up.
49. Yue Lao, Nima, can you stop holding my hand with inferior red thread? It breaks down every once in a while.
50. Giving doesn't necessarily lead to results. Persistence may lead to more losses.
5 1, I don't care what others say that I am with you. I'm not afraid of being tired, as long as I spend it with you.
52. In my mind, there has never been a favorite. Only love, or, no love.
53. pack up your mood and pretend to travel. Where can there be freshness?
54. Choosing a name is really important. That day, I saw a man's name, silver sword. Unfortunately, his surname is Fan.
The whole world can be yours, but you can only be mine.
I promised you I wouldn't make you angry. I'm sorry
57. For the sake of our whole-hearted love and lifelong love, I exchanged my thoughts every day, my love every day, my feelings every year, my every word, every word and every sincere word.
We should all face the sun and live proudly.
59. I have a heart to lose weight, but I have a body that can't lose meat!
60. We can quarrel, but it can't affect our relationship. No matter friendship or love.
6 1, a person standing among 10,000 people must live a beautiful life.
62. The cold wind blew off the leaves and withered the grass, but it couldn't blow away my thoughts; Snowflakes fall, covering mountains and rivers, covering the earth, but can't hide my concern; I miss you, my friend. I wish you all the best outside. It's getting cold, put on more clothes!
63. Many people are outnumbered, but the momentum will not fail.
64. I must appear in your household registration book, either your wife or your stepmother.
65. Believe it or not, I slapped the wall and couldn't dig it down!
66. The highest state of brothers and sisters is that you are gay in the eyes of others.
You must scold me, because you don't know me well enough, because everyone who knows me wants to cut me.
68. I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low to count the moon.
69. My advantage is that I am a lady. My weakness is that a lady is not obvious.
70, people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes, if people commit me, comity three points, if people commit me again, give him a shot, people still commit me, exterminate the grass!
7 1, don't say too much, don't say too much, saying too much is equivalent to exposing your ugly scar!
72. There is an animal that looks like you.
73. Let the heavy rain wash away the sand in memory.
74. Previous vows have turned into memories.
75. You like me and you are mine. You don't like me, you are mine. As long as I like you, you must be mine.
76. I really miss my childhood. When it's hot, I can go shirtless like a boy!
77. Meeting you is the luck of my life; Liking you is a lifelong happiness; Falling in love with you is the joy of my life; Having you is my lifelong pursuit; Losing you is my lifelong regret;
78. In the era of truth and falsehood, the truth is always buried outside the horizon.
79. I am not afraid that the road is too far to find the end, and I am afraid that the two worlds will not draw a circle.
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8 1, fancy, pursue, be good, be happy, soon, be tired, quarrel, fade, break up.
82, hehe, strength, this world, without strength, is not even as good as a piece of shit. At least, no one dares to step on shit! Shoulders gently stirred up, and the young man's low self-deprecating laughter, with grief and indignation, slowly lingered on the top of the mountain.
83. A person will always be lonely for too long.
84. You still jump when you know that his heart is deep sea.
85. You can't be yourself in the past in this life and be proud of yourself in the next life.
If the whole world betrays you, I will stand behind you and betray the whole world.
87. The best friend is often someone who can help you in adversity and hurt you in prosperity.
88. Play with me and you will lose. If you can't do it, you will cry.
I used to be afraid of the dark, but now I have to learn to be strong in the dark.
90. I don't know why, but I suddenly want to be emotional. No reason, just sad.
9 1, when I miss you, you will appear like a ghost. If only that were the case.
92. Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.
93. My greatest wish is to keep you for yourself and not share it with anyone.
94. Don't take your bad temper as a bargaining chip that I am doomed to lose.
95. Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covers the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.
96. Let me introduce you to my son from Africa!
97. The fighter in the silly B is the VIp among the cheap people.
If you don't make a fuss, the sun won't rise very high.
99.i really love you. I hope you can understand me!
100, please take your high-profile love and get out of my sight.
10 1. When I first met her, I looked like a flat girl. When I got to know her, I didn't know which mental hospital she was released from.
102. The sleeping lion is still king after waking up.
103, once you held me in your arms, even if the cold wind penetrated my clothes, it couldn't extinguish my warm heart.
With a little philosophical personality space, it is very attractive and very personal.
1, women think men are playboys and have no charm, while men think women have no strength in reality.
I have too many restless emotions and need too many reasons to feel at ease.
3. The perfect marriage is: let the husband live in hell, but feel like he is in heaven.
4. Love leaves us with scars that we dare not care about the future, while savings can leave us with figures that can give us a glimpse of the hope of buying a house.
The saddest thing in the world is not that I will never fall in love again; Is to lose the power to love without hesitation.
6. Why should flowers be inserted in cow dung? Because cows treat money like dirt!
7, eye-catching! Ah! So you are a pig!
I haven't given my seat on the bus for a long time. Today, my brother is smart!
9. The ancients said: The book has its own golden house, and the book has its own Yan Ruyu. However, treating money like dirt, treating a beautiful woman as a disaster, shows that you don't understand!
10, there is a story, the beginning is horrible, the middle is funny and the end is tragic: a long time ago, a ghost farted and died …
1 1, this is not my narcissism, but my self-appreciation!
12, summer vacation tutoring, wasting youth, wasting money, wasting brain cells!
13. The best way to make money is to dream!
14, stuttering, a language that does not need too much explanation.
15, Mason is a cloud. It seems that we are all people who are not afraid of clouds covering our eyes …
16, the teacher should not always say that we study now for our future self, and I study for our future motherland.
17, life is so fascinating that countless heroes compete. Please use bone paste.
18, marriage is like heaven, but again, it should be lightning.
19, the smell in the air devoured my thoughts.
20. People who live with feelings, life is a tragedy; People who live with ideas, life is comedy.
2 1, always in the moment of shredding, can reflect its unforgettable beauty.
22, all kinds of troubles, all kinds of little girls.
23. Happiness does not mean that everything is perfect, but that you no longer only see shortcomings.
24. I don't expect you to love me particularly. I just hope you love me a little longer.
25, feelings and feelings, only touched will have feelings, the difference between lies and vows, the meaning of existence is really uncomfortable.
26. Memories are just a kind of outdated beauty, and expectations are just a kind of false happiness.