A: Health expert B: Financial expert C: Language expert D: Collection expert E: Jiang Kun ABCD: Here it is. (d) Several of our experts pay New Year greetings to everyone. Dietetic experts wish you health. Financial experts wish you can afford a car. C: Language experts wish you wit. Life experts wish you a good heart! E: hey ~ ~ and me, good afternoon, everyone! I wish you all excellent grades! Jiang Kun! Why did you dress like this when you were in college? E: The experts told me to dress like this. (d: experts? Experts say: (ABCD: Ah) Dress represents respect for people (referring to the clothes inside), and neatness represents civilization. (Finger audience) 2 1 century clothing features-be polite! (ABCD: laughing) Come on, how about an evaluation? D: great! (Pointing at Jiang Kun) This is called 20 1 1 Pretending to be polite, ABCD: (Pointing at Jiang Kun) Jiang Kun is a fool! (e) Pull down the CD by hand. E: Stop joking! I'm telling you! I am an expert at my age! D: Then forget about it today. (Jiang Kun) (ABC: Mm-hmm) A: Then listen to me! (1 ①) E: You are-A: an expert in food introduction! E: (clapping) It's so important! (Holding A's hand) I have to listen to you! Do you know the meaning of diet? I know a healthy body! A: (palms facing E) What you said is macro. (Turning to the audience and smiling back) What can be more specific? E: You have to give an example! Please help yourself to something and I'll tell you! E: (turning to BCD) Did you bring any food? BCD: (motioning with his hand) No, (a man handed an apple to E) E: Thank you! A: (holding E's hand) Take this banana for example! E: Wait a minute, wait a minute. (Stop A) What is that look? ! Apple! A: Ah, hey, I just want to pop the word apple out of your mouth. E: Why? Have you ever eaten an apple? E: Yes. A: How to eat? E: Peel the skin. A: (turning right) How to peel it and eat it? (Ask BCD later) What should you do if you ask these experts? (slightly stooping) Be polite when eating! Einstein: What? I peeled it and ate it? ..... A: (Interrupting e) Peeling in public is disrespectful to everyone. It's really rude to eat without skinning others! E: I'll just eat it with the skin. Here, here. A: (turning right) How can you take the belt away? (Ask BCD later) What is this? BCD: (slightly bending over) Don't respect yourself E: Why don't I respect myself here and here? A: This kind of skin is full of pesticides, so you can't wash it with water! Taking poison is not disrespecting yourself e: (pointing to yourself) me, me! A: (turning to the audience) What's the matter? Where is the rule that actors can't respect themselves? E: I am a student! A: (motioning with his hand) An apple peel can't tell a student from an actor! E: (asks the audience, then turns to A) Should I eat with or without skin? A: It doesn't matter. (Holding out his hands) What our experts care about is when you eat. E: (to the audience) Me! I eat in the morning. (turning to E) A: How can you eat in the morning? This is disrespectful to your stomach. E: (Scared) What's the matter? A: Eating stool is unhealthy. (Step back) E: (Step forward) Oh-well, then I'll eat at noon. How can you eat at noon? This is disrespect for family! ! E: (scared again) What's wrong with this, this? A: Eating enough is eating apples. (Step forward) E: Then I'll eat at night! How can you eat at night? This is disrespect for yourself! ! E: (scared again) What's the matter? A: Eating meat at night will affect your health! E: Then I, I will eat separately in the morning, noon and evening. A: Eat separately? ! That is-ABCD: disrespect for yourself and your family! ! ! E: (stupefied, turns to the audience) This is not an apple, (turns to A) This is a mine! Here you are. So when should I eat? I told you to remember. Well, a: You can eat it whenever you want. (dumbfounding) What kind of expert are you, you ... (A quits) B: Oh, come on, come on! Einstein: Huh? Don't listen to him. Look at him talking for a long time. Where is "respect, respect, respect" E: That's true. B: there is no conclusion at all. E: Isn't it? B: I need to hear the "gift-giving ceremony ..." by financial experts. E: (Interrupting B) How did you "gift"?

Can I give you some advice? E: Oh ~ ~ Can you give me a suggestion? B: hey ~~ E: that's right! This apple is bought. E: Yes! Let me ask you something, okay? E: Ah. This apple is E: How did you buy it? E: What does it matter? Of course it matters. E: Mm-hmm. B: How you buy apples has a vital relationship with the price they sell you.

What does it matter?

What did you say?/Sorry?

How much is this apple?

How can you say that? You have to say, how much is the apple? Please ~ ~ ~

e； Well,

B so financial management depends on ceremony, and ceremony makes money.

C: Mr. Jiang, Mr. Jiang, E: Mm-hmm. C: Let me say a few words to you. You are a linguist. E: a language expert? C: Mm-hmm. C: Let's talk about this apple. E: Ah, apples. C: You turn this apple over. E: Oh, turn it over. C: Look carefully! E: look carefully! C: Is there a place of origin? E: Hey hey, what is the origin of an apple? C: You, an ordinary tire. I can't see the connotation of this apple. E: Isn't there just an ordinary apple here? C: Ordinary apples? E: Ah. To create a language, you must give it meaning. E: What does this, this, this mean? C: If the experts tell you now. E: Ah. C: This is the fruit of etiquette! Oh, hey ... What's the use? C: It will be valuable to make friends! E: What is the value of making friends? C: What are you going to do with such expensive apples? E: I ate it. Have you eaten? E: Mm-hmm. C: That's called a stupid pig. E: What should I do? C: You use it to make friends with people from different places. E: You mean this is-Abd: Take it out! C: You can get it back in a few years. E: He said yes -Abd: I want it back!

C: Don't listen to them. Listen to the collector's opinion. Einstein: Huh? How about this apple? If you want to eat politely, you must have value. E: What value method C: What do you think of the apples chewed by Wang Songlin (pointing to Wang Songlin) and Han Zhuoyang (pointing to Han Zhuoyang)?

E: then no one will eat it!

C: No, which apple can be chewed by two such strange people, so it is valuable. It is polite to support your family. E: (burning with anger) Is this still for my family? Who eats! C: That won't do. Then you should bury him!

E: planting apple trees?

C: Picking apples from apple trees will be valuable, and there are many moral manners! E: How long will it take?

C: That's all right. If it is buried, its etiquette index chuachua will rise rapidly.

E: But is this still edible? C: Never mind whether you can eat, there will be moral etiquette here. D: Come to XX experts to tell you that it is necessary. C: You buried it.

Listen to health experts and learn to respect them.

Listen to financial experts and learn to be polite.

Listen to the language experts and learn to make friends.

Listen to the collector and learn to be civilized.