2. When you lose weight, you will never cross the bridge. Because of your weight, the ship sank before you reached the bridge. Good morning!
3, life is not only immediate, but also the invitation of the predecessor. Good morning!
4. Time is a butcher's knife, only suitable for good-looking people. It can do nothing for ugly people. Good morning!
It is said that there is a great difference between the north and the south. After personal experience, I found that it is true. For example, in the south, everyone says I'm ugly, and in the north, everyone says I'm awkward. Good morning!
6. I suggest you go to bed early and get up early, do not smoke, drink, play online games, eat supper, go clubbing, drink more tea, stay healthy, talk less, think more and form good habits. Over time, you will find that you have no friends. Good morning!
7. Why can't people who love to laugh have too bad luck, because they can't laugh at all. Good morning!
8. In the story, the princesses were awakened by the prince's kiss, but in reality, they were more awakened by urine. Good morning!
9. "What's the name of a single man?" "single dog." "What's the name of that single woman?" "The dog ignores it." Good morning!
10, why don't I have a lovely deskmate, but my deskmate does? Good morning!
1 1, when you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables. Good morning!