I have an ignorant fantasy that I have everything in the world, and I am arrogant.
Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.
4. Some people get out of the water when they are tender, and my nose bubbles when I am so timid.
You can't stand my hot temper. I'll change to your favorite gentle look.
6. Girls are like moon cakes in Mid-Autumn Festival. After fifteen nights, they are worthless!
7. It's not too late to do what you can today. The teacher will check your homework tomorrow.
8. I like the way you can't get used to me and get rid of me. You bit me.
9, wallet, you give me remember! I love you-the way your face bulges when you are angry!
10, dark night, I can't sleep, so I have to visit you at your home.
1 1, the iron cock will leave some rust, you are simply a stainless steel cock!
12. Meat that grows on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat.
13. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown up. It turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal.
14, every time I quarrel with others, I always feel that I have not played well and want to quarrel again.
15. Life is like an angry bird. If it fails, some pigs will always laugh at it.
16, I won't hide it from you after all these years. Actually, I'm here to save the world.
I never thought that your sorry made me cry.
18. wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.
19, there is one place, no matter how hard I try, I can't get in, and that is your heart.
20. Don't pretend to be warm-hearted in front of my sister. My sister can freeze you into ice at MINUS ten degrees.
2 1, even if there is no future tomorrow, I will keep that forever.
22, my life, only need my attention, don't need the attention of others.
23. Sometimes doing everything for one person is better than doing nothing for others.
24. Life is like a movie. You must perform brilliantly so as not to be eliminated.
25, Jianghu rumors: The quality of the teacher's lectures directly determines the traffic this month.
26. Just because I looked at you again in the crowd, you asked me to answer the questions on the blackboard!
27. Horses are prone to slip on soft soil, and people are prone to fall in sweet talk.
28. You think you are Halley's Comet, and 6 billion people all over the world should pay tribute to you!
29.* * * The difference between diaosi and local tyrants is that Dabao looks at it every day and has great health care every day.
30. This mental illness is really delirious. He arrested a person and called himself crazy.
3 1, I remember being single or noble two years ago, and how I became a dog these two years.
I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips that day.
No one knows how sad I am and how much I want to cry.
34. In fact, life is like your uneven face, full of defects.
35, the threshold, the past is a door, the past is the threshold!
You said you could dance with me even if there was a cliff ahead, but that was just talk.
37. Nod when people mention you, and shake your head when you think of you.
Don't ask why the sun is so beautiful today, and don't look at who gives the light.
39. Actually, I'm just waiting for me to get fat enough. I am thin to surprise others.
40. I'm just afraid that if I'm not with you, there will be another me with you.
4 1. People who once didn't want to be slaves are now slaves of RMB.
42. People who have no partners are always hurt mercilessly on Tanabata.
43. The furthest distance in the world is when you stand behind her and stare at him.
44. People who don't love me should leave consciously, or I will make your death ugly.
Take care of your daughter-in-law and don't let her run out in class.
I really want to know how important I am in your world.
47. Not all milk is called Telunsu, and not all the people I call are pigs.
48. When was the last moment? I know you are the last thing I want in my life.
49. The reason why we copy test papers is only because we still care about our parents' feelings.
Please pay attention to the way you talk to me and see who you are first.
5 1. If you haven't experienced my journey, please don't criticize my path.
52. Is your girlfriend robbing your boyfriend? How many girlfriends deserve to be robbed!
53. I am very painful when you leave, and I am the only one who smells fart in the future.
54. In fact, it is the first grade for everyone to hand in blank paper together, so why kill each other?
55. If the weather is fine, you will be fine. In this weather, it seems that you have left!
56. Prices are rising faster than university enrollment expansion, and undergraduates are not even as good as cabbage prices!
57. In fact, your life is very good, but melodramatic makes you feel very sad.
58. Have fun when you should play, and sleep well when you should study. Are you the same?
59. I don't know music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.
60. Lend me a tree to lean against and finish the only study I don't want to regret.
6 1, so even disappointment is a kind of happiness, although this happiness is a bit painful.
62. Every time I meet the opposite sex about my age, I always look at each other.
Women, please don't use your rotten bodies to make money. Please use your hands to make money.
64. Anyone who loses another person will live as usual.
65. Hold your hand and drag it away. The son said no, well, close the door and let the dog go!
66. Happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the listener didn't understand.
67. I save myself three times a day, is it high? Handsome? Rich or not? No, go and study!
68. The meat that grows on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!
One day Altman raised his hand to answer questions in class, and then the teacher died.
70. The deep beauty and loneliness in your gentle eyes need to be understood by one person.
7 1, don't treat others as a spare tire, maybe you are still a broken tire discarded by others.
72. Marriage is the grave of love. What's even sadder is that mistress will rob the tomb.
73. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. There is no wife in the old lady's cake.
74. Last year, even monks traded in stocks. This year, stock speculators became monks.
75. I am chasing Cupid's arrow, and you are flying in this bulletproof vest.
76. The highest state of a friend is that you are gay in the eyes of others.
77. If it's my fault that I'm not dead, please come to see me on the eighteenth floor of hell.
78. Don't wait for me to slap you before you know how to sew your mouth!
79. Remember, a boy who loves to laugh is not bad, nor is a boy who makes you laugh.
Online and stealth are the same these days, and no one cares about you.
8 1, failed in math, normal, indicating that we are all children who can't calculate.
82. I want to study hard, and I can't let others think that I live by being handsome!
83. Marry the Tang Priest when you grow up. Fight if you can, or eat him if you can't.
84. Blame me me. I was blindfolded by tears. I can't tell whether a person is stupid or a dog.
85. What is lovelorn? Betrayal is nothing. In my eyes, it's just a minor injury.
A dog jumped out of the bush, and I couldn't help calling out your name.
87. Valentine's Day is coming, damn it, I'll chase you if someone likes me!
Since you chose me, why don't you know how to cherish it?
89. My girlfriend must be a road idiot, so she hasn't found me yet.
90. Women like bad men and don't like bad men.
9 1, put Lao tze's position right, don't fart, don't take yourself too seriously.
I hope that time will only bite off my hard shell, not my soft heart.
93. Would you like to fall in love with me? I am willing to marry you and have children in the future.
94. It's sad to take a vacation and let go of the only knowledge in my sister's mind.
95. Too many stories inevitably get into the play too deeply. What fails is that the audience never takes it seriously.
96. There is no banquet that never ends, and there is always love between you and me.
97. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot, but it's not enough.
98. Some things will become ridiculous once you change roles, such as love.
99. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.
100, the money in your pocket is my money, and the money in my pocket is still my money!
10 1, always remember that you are a lady and then fight like a man.
102, your eyes betrayed your heart, and your eyebrows betrayed your eyes.
103, I am young and need to be pointed at, but I don't need to be pointed at.
104, teacher, you are great, knowing that we won't listen, and you have to pretend to be strong.
105, girls are like moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival, which are worthless after fifteen nights.
106, it's none of my business how good others are. No matter how bad I am, it's nobody else's business
107, I am a handsome man, and I have always been very modest to women, except my wife.
108, my sister kept the chastity of 17, and finally became 18 last night.
109, no matter how good others are, it's none of my business; No matter how bad I am, it's nobody else's business
1 10, I always want to play computer at school, but I can only stare blankly at the computer during holidays.
1 1 1, despise my shoe buyer today, be careful to flash your tongue today.
In life, there is always unexpected warmth and endless hope.
1 13, in the face of cold water spilled by others, catch it first, and then pour it back when the water boils!
1 14. Our today is determined by the past, and our tomorrow is determined by today.
1 15. Most people only do three things in their lives: deceive themselves, deceive others and be bullied by others.
1 16, breaking up with someone you like is painful, and breaking up with someone you don't like is happy.
1 17, mushroom is cool, don't be silly, the best person in the world has married your mother.
1 18, is there anyone like me who was chased by my mother when I changed my teeth?
1 19, sometimes your own problems will be solved if they are not solved.
120, "Hello teacher" is never as loud as "Goodbye teacher".
12 1, I clearly see through many people, but I can't expose them at will or turn my face easily.
122, there are only two things I can't do in my life, that is, I can't do this and that.
123, give you a woman, you can create a nation, all the closest relatives!