Panasonic (afraid of Sony)

Who is taller, A or C?

C is higher (because ABCDA is lower than C)

3. Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Jasmine (what a delicate [beautiful] jasmine)

4. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Eraser (rubber difference)

5. What are cloth and paper afraid of?

Cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10 thousand, just afraid of one thousand)

6. What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole?

Ice cream. Reason: ice cream (iced unicorn)

7. 1234567890 which number is the most diligent and which number is the laziest?

1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1, don't do it, don't stop)

8. How to make sparrows quiet?

Press it. Reason: silence.

9. What is white plus white?

White rabbits (two)

10. If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua sits on his right and Xiaohua sits behind him. Whose car is this?

"If"

1 1. A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the sea of ice. What became after being fished out?

areca

12, four people were playing mahjong in the room, but they came and took five people away. Why?

Because the person they play is called "Mahjong"

13, a fat man jumped off a tall building. What turned out to be?

Fat bastard

14, chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why?

Because chocolate bars

15, two people fall into a trap, the dead are called dead, what is the name of the living?

call for help

16. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become?

Mung bean paste (mung bean shark)

17. Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger?

Little tiger (eyeing)

18, what brand of car hates being touched by others?

BMW BMW (don't touch me)

19. Who is the mother of the chicken?

Paper helicopter (paper raw chicken)

20. What's the child's name?

I have a gift (from birth)

2 1, what's the name of the son of the wind?

Water rises (wind and water rise)

22. Which animal has the least sense of direction?

Elk (lost)

23. Which part of a girl's body can only be touched twice by her parents, once by her boyfriend and never by her husband?

Lips (call mom and dad, touch your upper and lower lips twice, call your boyfriend touch your upper and lower lips once, and call your husband touch your upper and lower lips. )

What cows can't eat grass? Answer: Snails

What method can make eyebrows grow under the eyes? Answer: handstand

Who is the most disobedient? Answer: deaf

What book has no one read? Answer: gobbledygook

When does the sun rise in the west? Answer: When swearing.

What hat can't be worn? Answer: Nuts.

What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? A: Confucius' son is on the right, and Mencius' son is on the top.

Besides trains, what is the longest car in the world? Answer: Traffic jam.

It depends on the owner to beat a dog, so what do you want to see when you beat a tiger? Answer: See if you have "seeds"

A horse fell in love with a donkey, and the horse said, I love you. The donkey said, I love you too. The horse said, kiss me. The donkey said, no! Why?

Answer the donkey and say: My mother said that the donkey's lips are not right for the horse's mouth.

Stealing is not illegal.

Answer snickering

1. In the dining room, there are two fathers and sons eating. They each ordered a steak from 70 yuan, and only paid 2 10 yuan when paying the bill. Why? -Answer: These are three generations.

Lily plays with the dog. Suddenly, she saw the puppy getting smaller and smaller. What is the reason? Answer: The puppy ran away from Xiaoli, farther and farther away.

Xiao Li often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why? Answer: He didn't go home until morning.

Dayong boasted to his friend: In class today, the teacher asked a question, and no one in the class answered correctly except him. Guess what the teacher asked? Answer: Yong, why are you late again?

5. Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? A: Chang E loves rabbit meat.

6. Why can't Chen quit gambling once? Answer: Because I quit my right hand and left hand.

7. Accompaniment. Play an idiom-a: others think it's fun.

The football match hasn't started yet. Why does everyone know the score? Answer: Everyone knows that it is 0:0.

8. What should I do if I can't find a self-defense weapon in the icy Arctic? Answer: pee to make an ice sword.

9. Why are giraffes the cheapest? Answer: Because their necks are very long, a little food has to walk a long way to reach their stomachs.

10. Someone bought a can of easily opened pesticide and tried to commit suicide. His lover also asked for mutual destruction, but the amount of pesticide had to be a whole can to kill him. As a result, both of them died Why? Answer: open the pesticide can and take another can if it is broken.

1 1. Xiaoming's stomach is about to burst. Why doesn't he listen to water? Answer: Xiao Ming can't swim because he fell into the river.

12. Lao Gao walked ten kilometers by bike, but the surrounding scenery never changed. Why? Answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike.

13. Infantry walks, but what soldiers need to run at any time? Answer: deserter

14. Some people have gone abroad, but China people are around. What happened? Answer: In China.

15. Why do all the monks in Shaolin Temple shave their heads? -Answer: Because I am afraid that the other party will lose hair when fighting!

16. Do you write with your left hand or your right hand? Answer: Use a pen.

Old Gu's home was robbed and suffered heavy losses, but when the police informed him to solve the case, Old Gu sent a condolence telegram asking to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.

17. What is the most famous in Hong Kong? -Answer: Hong Kong Foot

Go out to see the sky, come in to see the face, what does the female ghost want to see when knocking at the door? Answer: See who is the most beautiful.

18. Someone fired five shots at the gun target, and * * * got a hundred points. Where did he hit? Answer: Only one shot is exactly one hundred.

19. A man met 10 lions on his way home. What will he become? -Answer: Ten piles of lion shit.

20. What is the most troublesome thing for middle school teachers? Answer: Cold.

2 1. Why doesn't Xiao Ming use the word "although ..." to make sentences? Answer: Didn't the teacher say that you can't do two things at the same time?

Amin was bitten by a mosquito. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite.

22. Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? Answer: Because he is a dentist.

23. Please put nine horses in ten stables on average, and make the number of horses in each stable equal. How to divide it? Answer: put nine horses in a stable, and then put the other nine horses outside this stable!

24. How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? -Answer: Four.

There is a man who lives on the thirteenth floor. He always takes the elevator to the first floor when he goes out every day, and only takes the elevator to the fourth floor when he comes back, and then climbs upstairs. Why? Answer: He is too short to press the button.

25. Why does the egret warbler always sleep on one foot? Answer: if you shrink your feet, you will fall.

26. The teacher wrote a composition entitled "If I were the chairman", and all the students are working hard. Why didn't Xiao Qiang do this? Answer: He is waiting for his secretary to write to him.

27. What fakes are people willing to buy? Answer: wigs, dentures

28. What else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others? Answer: Not dumb.

29. What do you do when you can't stand one thing? Answer: Go to the toilet quickly.

When a foreigner asks for directions, Xiaoming tries to speak English with him, but he doesn't understand at all. Why? Answer: Because he is French.

3 1. Two chess friends played nine games a day, and they won the same number of times, but there was no draw. What happened? Answer: Not all 9 sets were played by the two of them.

32. A singer always wears gloves every time he performs on the stage. Why? Answer: He always wants to shine.

It is said that the poem written by Jamie was stolen from a book, but Jamie denied it. What is his reason? A: The poem is still in the book.

34. What do people who stutter do most? A: Make an international call.

35. What kind of melon has the most economic value? Answer: Pumpkins can become Cinderella's carriage.

36. Dad's watch has just been washed. Why not go? Answer: My son washed it with tap water.

37. Will the children of infertile women inherit her infertility? Answer: Infertile women can't have children at all.

38. After the prince kissed Sleeping Beauty, why didn't Sleeping Beauty get up? Answer: She is lying in bed.

39. Mr. Chen is walking on the road with a thousand-dollar bill in front of him. He clearly saw it, why didn't he pick it up? Answer: The one thousand dollar bill is in someone else's hand.

40. What's the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Answer: No one knows.

4 1. Superman went to the telephone booth and suddenly began to cry. Why? Answer: He is too fat to get in.

42. What numbers make women love and hate? Answer: March 8.

What's the difference between a computer and a human brain? Answer: the computer can move, but the brain can't.

43. Michael Jackson's son is happy. Why? Answer: He can take off his father's nose to play.

When did the cow's tongue and tail meet? Answer: In the restaurant.

44. Dad asked Xiaoming to recite the Analects of Confucius. He recited the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: Not because he only recited the Analects of Confucius.

45. Please explain: What is the connection between tragedy and comedy? Answer: If no one likes watching it, it would be a tragedy.

46. What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the joint exam? Answer: Remember to get up.

47. Li Zhe looks ordinary and nothing special, but he can go on for hours without blinking. How did he do it? Answer: As long as he closes his eyes, he won't blink.

48. What can be broken without being punished and rewarded? -Answer: Record

49. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? Answer: strong is a sheep.

50. When Lan Lan passed a city, there happened to be a big earthquake. Why is light light blue safe and sound? Answer: She flew over.

5 1. What's the best not to ask when you meet a friend in the toilet? Answer: Have you eaten?

52. Why are more and more people getting divorced? Answer: Because more and more people are getting married.

53. The breeder hangs a bunch of bananas on a bamboo pole for the gorilla to hold. Don't set a stool or cut off bamboo branches. The clever gorilla thought about it and soon got the banana. How did it get it? Answer: Put down the bamboo pole.

54. Point to Guo and make a move: "Report to the monitor! There is a fly in my soybean milk. " Why did the monitor casually tell him that he could drink? Answer: Because spiders in steamed bread eat flies.

55. A man was bitten by a dinosaur and chewed in his mouth several times. Why isn't he hurt? Answer: Because it was stuffed into the dinosaur's teeth.

56. Which dress is the most durable? Answer: the one I don't like the most.

57. On a cold winter morning, a gentleman in a suit and tie swam desperately in the river. Why do you think this is? Answer: He accidentally fell into the river.

Lao Wang has had tooth decay since he was nine years old. Why does he still have teeth when he is 90 years old? Answer: The bug has been replaced.

59. The climate suddenly turned cold, and an ostrich decided to migrate south. Excuse me, which direction should its claws face, with its head facing south and its tail facing north? Answer: ostriches can't fly.

60. Do you know who is in charge of the largest blood donation center? Answer: mosquitoes

6 1. How can people feel excited? -Answer: alive

62. Why does the tiger fight to the death and never give up? Answer: No one dares to stop fighting.

63. There are only three hairs left on the old man's head. One day he will attend an important event. Why did he pull out one of them? Answer: Because he wants to comb the middle.

64. Weasel foraging, play an idiom? Answer: Play it by ear (chicken)

65. Old Man Mei, go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: Cross-eyed.

66. What is the greatest contribution of television to mankind? Answer: Let the world know the benefits of punctuality.

67. Taiwan Province saved his Hawaiian holiday and drowned at the seaside. He shouted for help, but no one paid attention to him. Why? Answer: No one knows Chinese.

68. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? -Answer: Barber

69. When approaching the edge of a cliff, a blind man suddenly turned and walked back. Why? Answer: Because he is blind in one eye.

How to buy eggs so as not to buy eggs that have been hatched by chickens? Answer: Buy duck eggs.

70. When can people live? Answer: Of course, when you die.

7 1. Which family has the largest population? -Answer: Country

72. Xiaoming's father has only been an official once, and only for a few days. But because he became an official that time, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official is he? Answer: groom's official

73. A man whose marriage broke up had a knife on his desk. what does he want to do? Answer: Learn to cook by yourself.

74. Valentine's day cards, birthday cards, large and small cards, what cards should I send to a woman to please her? Answer: Credit card.

75. Dad promised Hansen that he would be rewarded with 10 yuan as long as he passed the exam, but why did Hansen still fail? Answer: To save money for my father.

76. Xiaohua, whose height is 168 cm, came back from playing baseball one day and became 170 cm. Why? Answer: because of being beaten, I grew a bag of two centimeters.

77. Some people can drink a dozen sorghum, but he got drunk after drinking only half a bottle of beer tonight. Why? Answer: He just drank a dozen sorghum not long ago.

78. Dad lost something. Why is Mom so happy? Answer: He got rid of his bad habits.

79. Why did a strong duck drown in the river? Answer: I can't kill myself easily

80. Excuse me, what dog can't bark? Answer: Hot dogs.

Two fathers and a son are in the same room, but the three of them have nine hands. Why? Answer: Three generations of grandparents and grandchildren are pickpockets.

8 1. What should I pay attention to in the exam? Answer: invigilator.

82. Where are the fewest Buddha statues? A: There is no Amitabha in the south.

83. Two fat people embrace [siege]? -Answer: Hefei

84. How did the plane break down when it hit a big tree? Answer: It's a paper plane.

85. It is said that there were ten suns on the ancient earth. Why is there only one left now? A: Because the nine suns were used by Chyi Chin to write songs.

86. There is a monkey squatting on a telephone pole by the roadside. When the driver Xiao Li saw it, he immediately stopped the car. Why? Answer: He regarded the monkey's ass as a red light.

87. The house is dirty and messy. How can I clean it up in the shortest time? A: Close your eyes, out of sight is clean.

Lao Wang is an alcoholic. One day, he went to see a doctor. The doctor warned him not to drink more than four glasses at a time. Why is Lao Wang still not afraid and drank eight cups in one breath? Answer: Because he has seen the doctor twice in a row.

89. Teachers and priests have one thing in common. Do you know what this is? Answer: I also have the kung fu to make people sleep.

90. What kind of competition does the winner get no prize and the loser gets a prize? Answer: punch in and drink.

9 1. When the clothes were visually inspected, it was obvious that the hair was right. Why don't instructors believe it? A: A scholar can't say "right" when he meets a soldier.

92. Why can we watch TV with candles on when there is a power failure? Answer: I can't watch TV programs, but I can watch TV.

93. I can't do light work, but stepping on an egg won't break. Why? Answer: The other foot is standing on the ground.

94.4+4+4+4 (guess a fruit)-answer: 16, pomegranate.

95. Why didn't Grandpa Li laugh instead of feeling distressed after being robbed of100000 yuan by gangsters? Answer: Because the gangster was beaten by his grandson who went to kindergarten.

96. On the way to work, an old maid who is always punctual was surprised to find herself being followed by a man. When she arrived at the office, she was unexpectedly late. Why? Answer: Because some stalker walks too slowly.

97. Why are rabbit's eyes red? Answer: The tortoise cried red because he lost the game.

98. Where is the cheapest thing in China? -Answer: Guizhou

99. How do you distinguish between southeast and northwest? Answer: It's simple, Garton.

100. Under what circumstances will the hand and mouth keep moving? Answer: Can't swim, jump into the water.

10 1. Where were most people born? -Answer: On the maternity bed.

102. Why do modern people like to dig their ears more and more? Answer: There are more and more people who love swearing.

103. Holding your nose, what can you see? Answer: Your own nose, of course.

104. The tortoise always wins the race between the tortoise and the hare. Which event does the rabbit insist on to win the tortoise? Answer: Do sit-ups.

105. What do stars fear most when they go in and out of public places? A: No one asked him for an autograph.

106. Add a stroke to the word "only", what will it become? Answer: rush (stand up first "only")

107. You haven't been able to speak for a year and a half. What have you been doing these days? Answer: I was born crying.

108. What is the biggest regret of the giant panda in his life? Answer: There are no color photos.

109. What do cowards eat to be courageous? Answer: Dog gall can cover the sky.

1 10. Why is there a hole in the sock I just bought? Answer: sock mouth

1 1 1. The meaning of rest is to go further, so what is the role of make-up exams? Answer: In order to read more books.

1 12. What is the terminal illness of the eagle? Answer: acrophobia

1 13. I overslept in the morning, only to find that the alarm clock didn't go off. What would you do? Answer: wake up the alarm clock.

1 14. Why did Charlie say that his home was together? Answer: Because mom and dad and Charlie were born in different places.

1 15. Why do the police turn a blind eye to drivers who run red lights? Answer: The driver didn't drive.

1 16. People told Adan that her clothes had no buttons, but she didn't care. Why? Answer: Because clothes only have zippers and no buttons.

1 17. Sam is dead. Why did heavy hair confidently say, "It's not me, there must be someone else!" Answer: because Sam is in the TV reasoning theater.

1 18. The monopoly is dying, but he is worried that his worthless son will not be able to eat. what should he do ？ Answer: It is stipulated that they should eat standing up in the future.

1 19. How do Mongols ride horses? Answer: "Ma bu" or horse stance just look.

120. Why do hens have short legs? Answer: when the legs are long, the eggs laid will be broken by the quilt.

12 1. A place full of men, guess a world place name? Answer: Seoul

122. Picking "bones" in an egg is deliberately making trouble. What does it mean to pick a stone from an egg? -Answer: A chicken has kidney calculi, so it must pick a stone.

123. There is only a half-day class this morning. Are the students happy? Answer: I am not happy that there is still half a day of class in the afternoon.

124. Pangpang is a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the platform but didn't dare to jump. Why is this? Answer: Because there is no water in the pool.

125. Every morning, it rises in the east and sets in the west. Guess a five-word thing-answer: yes, yes, the sun (a little stuttering).

126. when it rains, two people hold an umbrella, and as a result, both of them get wet; Three people hold an umbrella, why doesn't anyone get wet again? Answer: Because the rain has stopped.

127. Sasha claims to be an expert in distinguishing the age of hens. His unique skill is to use his teeth. Why? Answer: Eat chicken to see if the hen is old or tender.

128. Datou bought a pair of shoes, never worn them, and walked around with them. What is this for? Answer: He said that shoes would wear out if worn for a long time.

129. A Ding is always dragging his feet. Why has he never been punished by the chief? A: A Ding is a soldier who builds blockhouses.

130. Three sparrows are fighting on a telephone pole. One of them accidentally fell down. Why did the other two fall with him? Answer: Because those two fell down as soon as they clapped their hands.

13 1. Why did the tortoise suddenly "grow two big heads"? Answer: Because the tortoise is thinking about this question.

132. Every pregnant woman often imagines what her child will be like in the future. Why is May the only exception? Answer: She hasn't remembered what her father looks like.

133. What should I do if I accidentally break my mother's favorite vase? Answer: Pretend to faint.

134. Where else can you see giraffes besides zoos and Africa? -Answer: Examination room

135. Maya bought a new stereo, turned on the power and played the tape. Why is there no sound? A: Because of the power failure.

136. Two owls are chatting. One of them said it could go out without sunglasses during the day. Why? Answer: That's a blind owl.

137. Xiaoming ordered a well-done steak, but why is everything bleeding? Answer: Because I accidentally cut my hand.

138. firecrackers in the toilet? A: Anger (shit) makes painting (paint) stronger (wall).