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What naughty things did Ma Xiaotiao in Naughty Bag Ma Xiaotiao do?
Angel is the shortest girl in the class.

Once in a Chinese class, Teacher Qin asked everyone to make sentences with "hope".

The sentence made by the angel is: I hope to grow as tall as the tree outside the classroom.

The tree outside the classroom is a tall paulownia tree, at least ten meters high. The students all laughed, and so did Miss Qin.

On Arbor Day, Mr. Qin took his students to a beautiful river and watered the young trees along the river.

Teacher Qin said that only by watering the young trees can they grow tall.

Teacher Qin assigned two students as a group: a male student and a female student.

Boys carry water and girls water it.

The angel is with Ma Xiaotiao.

Ma Xiaotiao asked Angel, "Did your mother water you?"

Angel refused.

"No wonder you are so short. It turns out that your mother won't even water you. "

The angel asked, "Is it possible for me to grow taller by watering?"

"Of course!" Ma Xiaotiao pointed to a tree that the angel was watering. "Look, if you water this tree, it will grow very tall."

The angel asked again, "When I take a bath every night, I always take a shower with water. Is this watering? "

Ma Xiaotiao thought for a moment and said, "Not necessarily.

You pour hot water and we pour cold water on the tree.

Don't you want to grow as tall as the paulownia tree outside the classroom? It must be watered with cold water. "

The angel stood by a small tree, but forgot to water it.

She has been thinking and imagining that she will grow taller if she is watered once.

Water it every day, and it will grow every day until it grows as tall as a paulownia tree.

"Angel, water it quickly!"

Ma Xiaotiao saw Angel standing there at a loss and shouted at her.

"Ma Xiaotiao, I want you to water me."

"Really?"

Ma Xiaotiao couldn't wait to water the angel.

Seeing that there was more than half a bucket of water left in the bucket, Ma Xiaotiao lifted it up with a clash, and the water poured from the angel's head to his feet.

It was early spring and Angel was still wearing a thick sweater.

Her head, clothes and shoes are all covered with water, like a poor drowned rat.

"It's so cold!"

Angel trembled and his lips turned purple with cold.

Some students have told Miss Qin to leave.

Teacher Qin Ran came over and saw Angel like this, anxious and angry.

"Ma Xiaotiao, you ... you are ridiculous!"

When Miss Qin gets angry, her face turns red.

Angel and Ma Xiaotiao don't understand why Miss Qin is so angry.

Teacher Qin said that Ma Xiaotiao bullied female students, while Ma Xiaotiao said that he was not bullying Angel, but was just helping Angel grow taller.

"Ma Ma Xiaotiao jumps!" Teacher Qin pointed his finger at Ma Xiaotiao's head. "Are you out of your mind?"

Teacher Qin asked Ma Xiaotiao to apologize to the angel. Ma Xiaotiao doesn't understand why he should apologize to the angel. He's helping Angel grow taller!

It was quite scary for Ma Xiaotiao to see Teacher Qin angry, so he had to bow to the angel and say, "Sorry, I was wrong!" "

"I ... I don't want to ..." Ma Xiaotiao apologized quickly. Angel shook and said to Teacher Qin, "I asked ... Ma Xiaotiao to water me ..."

"Angel, are you crazy too?"

As soon as Mr. Qin said this, he regretted it.

It's no problem to say that there is something wrong with Ma Xiaotiao's head. Never say that there is something wrong with the angel's head, because there is something wrong with her head.

Hearing the angel sneeze loudly, Teacher Qin quickly took off her wool coat, put it on the angel, and then sent her home at once.

Ann's mother was heartbroken to see Angel being drenched in this state. She wanted to find Ma Xiaotiao's parents across the hall and let them discipline her son, but for the sake of Qin's contribution, she wanted to endure it first.

Ann's mother gave Angel a hot bath.

She cried while washing.

A daughter is a mother's heart, and an angel is her darling no matter how stupid she is.

She will never allow her daughter to be bullied!

Ann's mother gets angrier the more she thinks about it. She decided to go to Ma Xiaotiao's parents and ask for an explanation.

Ann's mother is like a soldier about to go to war. She was about to rush out of the door in high spirits, but Angel stopped her.

"Mom, I'm hungry!"

Mrs. Ann weighed: * * is more important, or is her daughter's stomach more important? Finally, she thinks that her daughter's stomach is the most important thing.

She turned to tie her apron and went into the kitchen.

In fact, after Miss Qin left Angel's house, she called Ma Xiaotiao's father.

She told today's story, especially stressing that if Ma Xiaotiao watered other female students today, education would be fine, but he watered the angels ... When Mr. Ma Tianxiao heard that Ma Xiaotiao bullied girls like Angel, he couldn't wait to go home and give Ma Xiaotiao a good beating.

As soon as Mr. Ma Tianxiao gets home, ask Ma Xiaotiao to take off his pants.

Every time he beats his son, Mr. Ma Tianxiao asks Ma Xiaotiao to take off his pants and beat him.

Ma Xiaotiao won't take it off.

He said that before he took it off, he wanted to find out why he was beaten.

Mr Ma Tianxiao said, "You pour water on Angel's head. Do you think you should fight? "

Ma Xiaotiao said the angel told him to water it.

"She asked you to water it?" Mr. Ma Tianxiao sneered: "There is no such fool in the world."

"Dad, listen to me-"Ma Xiaotiao put his mouth close to Ma Tianxiao's ear. "Angel is so stupid."

Mr Ma Tianxiao slapped Ma Xiaotiao in the face.

He warned Ma Xiaotiao very seriously: "If I hear you say that angels are stupid in the future, I won't break you!"

Mr Ma Tianxiao wants to take Ma Xiaotiao to Angel's house to apologize. Ma Xiaotiao said, "Are you going empty-handed?"

Ma Tianxiao is right to consider this issue. Giving some gifts can at least show their sincerity in apologizing.

Mr. Ma Tianxiao saw that Ma Xiaotiao was in such a hurry to go out, as if he were visiting relatives, so he had to remind him: "Ma Xiaotiao, don't think this is over, you have to call when you come back."

They go to the supermarket to buy presents first.

As soon as I entered the supermarket, Ma Xiaotiao disappeared.

Mr. Ma Tianxiao looked around. Ma Xiaotiao was already pushing a cart of things and waiting in the cashier's office.

Ma Xiaotiao pointed to a car full of colorful things and said to Mr. Ma Tianxiao, "These are all things that Angel likes to eat."

In fact, these are all things that Ma Xiaotiao likes to eat.

Ma Xiaotiao was carrying a big bag, and Mr. Ma Tianxiao came to Angel's house sweating with a big bag.

As soon as he entered the door, Ma Xiaotiao transported everything into Angel's room, and the two of them had a good time.

Mr Ma Tianxiao was left there, so he had to keep bowing to Ann's mother and saying sorry, which made Ann's mother very embarrassed.

Her stomach is full of gas, and she has already flown out of the cloud nine.

Mr Ma Tianxiao gets along well with Ann's father. They mainly talk about football.

Later, it was getting late, and Mr. Ma Tianxiao asked Ma Xiaotiao to go home. Ma Xiaotiao was afraid that his father would hit him again when he got home, so he told Angel not to let him go and wanted to play with her for a while.

Ma Xiaotiao had to go home with Mr. Ma Tianxiao when Angel wanted to sleep.

Mr Ma Tianxiao and Ann's father talked about football so much that they forgot to "go home and play Ma Xiaotiao".

2. Midnight piano sound

There were four thieves standing outside the door, and Ma Xiaotiao didn't dare to let them in.

"We are here to lift the piano."

"What's wrong with the piano?"

Baby, mom heard it in the closet.

"Oh, he's Andhadhun." The piano buyer pushed out an immature little man from behind four big men. "He will try to play the piano."

Hearing that Piano tuner was coming, the baby's mother thought that there was something wrong with the piano she just bought, and hurriedly warmly welcomed Piano tuner and those people into the door.

Andhadhun looked at it and touched the piano. Without saying a word, he just nodded to the person who bought it.

Then I sat on the piano bench, opened the piano bench, and played a group of arpeggios first, which sounded clear as spring.

Andhadhun played another piece of music. Ma Xiaotiao had to admit that piano sounds better than violin and erhu. Unfortunately, he has no talent for music. If he has musical elements, he will definitely choose to learn piano.

The baby mother anxiously asked Andhadhun, "Is there any problem?"

Andhadhun didn't answer the baby's mother at all, and nodded to the person who bought the piano.

The person who bought the piano took out a pile of money from his pocket and threw it on the piano: "I bought this piano, and this is 5000 yuan!" " "

"What? You bought a piano? Whose piano did you buy? "

Baby, is mom puzzling? Mr. Ma Tianxiao is puzzling; Only Ma Xiaotiao was not confused. He hid in his room when people were not looking.

"Isn't your family selling pianos?" People who buy pianos are even more puzzled. "After the publicity, you called me to your home and said it was 5000 yuan.

Now, I have brought all the people who carry the piano, so you don't want to sell it. "

"God, it's only 5,000 yuan?" Mr Ma Tianxiao smiled. "I spent 35,000 yuan on this piano. Just bought two days and fell by thirty thousand, ha ha ha ... "

The baby's mother remembered the phone call that called her "psycho" just now, and when she saw that Ma Xiaotiao was gone, she already understood something.

"Sorry, sorry!" The baby's mother gave a smile. "We don't sell this piano, and we are determined not to sell it."

It was my naughty son who did this ... "

Although the person who bought the piano is very vivid, what's the use of getting angry because of the children's pranks?

Let's go! The piano buyer went out with a group of people, and when he arrived at the door, he added, "Take care of that naughty child."

"Be sure to tube! Be sure! "

Mr Ma Tianxiao smiled again.

This Ma Xiaotiao really needs to be taken good care of.

"Ma Xiaotiao, you come out with me!"

Ma Xiaotiao came out of the room and stood in front of the baby's mother, looking very honest.

He has a whole set of methods to deal with his precious mother.

"Ma Xiaotiao, you say, are these people recruited by you?"

Ma Xiaotiao said, "Didn't they leave?"

The baby's mother thought, yes, everyone has left, so don't pursue it again.

What she wants to investigate now is: Why did Ma Xiaotiao sell the piano?

Ma Xiaotiao's idea is simple: if you sell the piano, you can stop learning.

Since the piano has not been sold, Ma Xiaotiao still wants to learn it. The baby's mother used to go to the gym to do aerobic exercise every night, but now she doesn't.

Every night, she watches Ma Xiaotiao play the piano with a ruler in her hand.

This is also from menstruation. She said that many great pianists' kung fu was played by clapping their hands when they were young.

Ma Xiaotiao was tortured badly, so he had to ask Tang Fei: Which way is better to commit suicide?

Tang Fei said, "Tie a rope around your neck and hang it from a big tree."

"Not good, not good." Ma Xiaotiao said, "The tongue of the person who hanged himself stuck out of his mouth for a long time. He didn't hang himself, but he scared others to death first. "

"I think this way is the best." Tang Fei excited, "climb to the top floor of the blue sky building and jump down from there.

When jumping, you must pay attention to your posture, spread your wings and arms like a bird, so that you can find the feeling of flying, even if it is death. "

This kind of death, Tang Fei said it was a beautiful process, and Ma Xiaotiao thought it was the result of falling to the ground and bleeding.

"This is not good either." Ma Xiaotiao is full of worries. "That's dying unsatisfied, scaring others to death?"

"Ma Xiaotiao, you are so strange. If you commit suicide, you commit suicide. Why do you always ask what to do if you scare others to death? " Don suddenly woke up,

"Ma Xiaotiao, don't you want to commit suicide? You have to tell me first, what makes you unable to live? "

Ma Xiaotiao said: "Forcing a person who has no musical cells to play the piano is really worse than death."

"Do as you say, I have several times.

Do you think I'm still alive? "

Ma Xiaotiao has been to Tang Fei's home. In his living room, there is also a white desktop piano for stage performances. It is estimated that Tang Fei has the same experience as him.

Tang Fei's father is a successful businessman, and Tang Fei is not inferior. Just like seeking a return on investment, Tang Fei will not teach Ma Xiaotiao a brilliant idea in vain.

In Tang Fei's view, the "ingenious plan" of the insurance department can also save Ma Xiaotiao's life.

Tang Fei stood in a place selling barbecue sausages and couldn't walk any further.

Ma Xiaotiao knows that his barbecue intestines have two yuan, which is 1? 5 yuan each, Ma Xiaotiao bought one and handed it to Tang Fei.

Tang Fei will not be polite.

Bring it here and eat it.

After eating, I licked the oil on my finger and told Ma Xiaotiao that "brilliant idea".

At midnight 12 o'clock, the alarm clock in Ma Xiaotiao's room rang on time.

Ma Xiaotiao, get up!

Ma Xiaotiao began to play the piano.

The sound of the piano is as ugly as ever, and it resounds through the night sky.

"Ma Xiaotiao, are you crazy?"

Baby, mom is scared and nervous.

"I'm not crazy. I want to play the piano. I like playing the piano. I want to play from night to morning. "

Ma Xiaotiao banged his fist wildly on the piano.

Who is playing the piano? And let people sleep? "

The leaders got up and knocked on Ma Xiaotiao's door.

The baby's mother is about to cry: "Son, I beg you, stop playing."

"I play every day! Play until midnight every day! "

Baby mother wow, really cried: "son, mother will never let you play the piano again!" " "

"Hook!" Ma Xiaotiao want to hook up with baby mother, "hook up! Hang yourself! 100 years is not allowed to change! "

Ma Xiaotiao went to sleep safely.

The baby's mother couldn't sleep and cried in bed for a long time: how did she give birth to a son, Malik? Without musical cells, are you still so naughty?

"I was not as good as him when I was a child!" Mr. Ma Tianxiao comforted the baby's mother and said, "Isn't there still hope now?"

That's right.

Moreover, shine on you is better than Blue. Ma Xiaotiao has grown up, and discussion is more promising than dad.

Thinking like this, the baby mother is happy again, happy, and soon falls asleep.

Dreams are all things that Ma Xiaotiao grows into success.

Teacher Qin has been teaching Chinese for almost 30 years. She is the most experienced Chinese teacher in the whole school. Every semester, she gives a Chinese demonstration class to the Chinese teachers in the whole school.

Teacher Qin is the most serious teacher in the world. If a text takes three or four class hours to complete, then Mr. Qin will spend at least seven or eight class hours to prepare for this demonstration class.

So before the demonstration class, almost every student in the class can recite the text backwards, know what questions Mr. Qin will ask, and know the answers to these questions by heart.

No pains, no gains. Every demonstration class of teacher Qin is very successful.

Different from the past, Mr. Qin is going to attend an open class this time, not a demonstration class, but the nature is similar. It's all for others to see. This time, they are prepared for UNESCO officials, and officials in charge of education in various provinces and cities will accompany them.

Although Mr. Qin has rich teaching experience and attended numerous demonstration classes, open classes and seminars, he has never attended a foreigner's class.

Teacher Qin is more serious.

The text to be taught by Mr. Qin in this open class is "Better Late than Never", and the assignment is also "Better Late than Never": either recite it or recite it.

Make sentences with "better late than never" every day, and tell parents the story of "better late than never" every day.

A few days later, Ma Xiaotiao's father, Mr Ma Tianxiao, was afraid of Ma Xiaotiao. Seeing that Ma Xiaotiao wanted to tell him that "better late than never", he quickly covered his ears and begged for mercy: "Ma Xiaotiao, don't bother me with" better late than never ",okay?"

"Better late than never" became Ma Xiaotiao's killer weapon against his father. If he asks and Ma Tianxiao doesn't want to see him, he will annoy him with "Better late than never".

There is only the last day before the open class. In order to be foolproof, Mr. Qin made the final arrangement: Jia read the text, because his father is a radio announcer, and he should be instructed to read "Better Late" every night. Now Jia recited "Better Late" like an announcer; Explaining new words and ancient words is relatively simple. Teacher Qin arranged several students with poor grades to answer, including Tang Fei and Angel. It is more difficult to understand the meaning of this sentence. Teacher Qin arranged several students who studied better to answer, including,. Finally, to answer the enlightenment of idiom stories, this is the most difficult question, and the most difficult question is always left to Luhmann.

"Qin teacher, what about me? What about me? "

Ma Xiaotiao has put his hand on Mr Qin's nose.

Teacher Qin is a little helpless to Ma Xiaotiao: "Ma Xiaotiao, what's your problem?"

Ma Xiaotiao said, "Teacher Qin, you haven't given me an assignment yet."

Ma Xiaotiao likes answering questions in class best. Teacher Qin forgot to assign him questions. Do you think he is in a hurry?

"Ma Xiaotiao, why don't you use' better late than never' to make a sentence?"

"Which sentence should I choose?"

For more than ten days, Ma Xiaotiao has been making more than ten sentences with the phrase "Make up after the sheep dies" every day.

He doesn't know which sentence Mr Qin wants him to choose.

Teacher Qin asked Ma Xiaotiao, "Which sentence do you think you did best?"

Ma Xiaotiao remembered a sentence. Teacher Qin drew a red wavy line below. He said: "I made this sentence:' Last weekend, my father didn't have time to take me to the amusement park. Better late than never. This weekend, he said he would definitely take me. "

"Ma Xiaotiao, do you think this sentence is well made?"

At the sight of Teacher Qin frowning, Ma Xiaotiao knew that Teacher Qin thought this sentence was not good.

However, why did she draw a red wavy line under this sentence?

Teacher Qin ignored Ma Xiaotiao. She said to the whole class, "In class tomorrow, the whole class should raise their hands for every question I ask ..."

Ma Xiaotiao interrupted Teacher Qin again: "If not, do you want to raise your hand?"

"In fact, you all know the question I asked. This has been practiced many times.

Of course, if not, raise your left hand; Yes, raise your right hand.

Training for a thousand days, fighting for a while, tomorrow's class is for United Nations officials, which will have a huge international impact, so every student, especially Ma Xiaotiao, must not take it lightly. "

Ma Xiaotiao can't sleep at the thought that tomorrow's class will have great international influence.

Then I finally fell asleep, and I dreamed that he would raise his hand to speak in class. He raised his right hand, and his right hand felt nothing, and he couldn't lift it desperately.

He had to raise his left hand, but Teacher Qin said that raising his left hand was just a gesture, which made Ma Xiaotiao sweat. ...

The next day, the open class was held in the amphitheatre.

In the middle of the back of the classroom, sat a blonde foreign women in a red dress. She is Mrs Catherine, an official of UNESCO.

Around her, there sat a large group of people in suits and ties, all of whom were China officials who accompanied her to the lecture.

Teacher Qin followed her carefully designed lesson plans, one by one, accurately.

These teaching links are no strangers to students. I don't know how many times they rehearsed. Today, they are just a performance for everyone.

Although Ma Xiaotiao knew that Teacher Qin didn't ask him to answer any questions today, whenever Teacher Qin asked questions, Ma Xiaotiao held his hand high, because it was stipulated by Teacher Qin.

This class is coming to an end. According to the lesson plan designed by Teacher Qin, this is the most wonderful and crucial part.

Ma Xiaotiao saw the nervousness of Rummanman sitting beside him, because she knew that Miss Qin was going to ask her to answer the questions assigned to her.

"Which student wants to say: What kind of enlightenment does the text" It's better late than never "give us?"

Forty-eight hands were held high in the classroom, and Ma Xiaotiao read them carefully. Everyone raised their right hand, and no one raised their left hand, indicating that everyone can answer this question.

However, as the students all know, this problem has long been assigned to Luhmann by Mr. Qin, and they raised their hands just for show.

According to the original plan, Teacher Qin invited Luhmann to answer this question.

Luhmann stood up, and Ma Xiaotiao felt his legs shaking and his voice shaking.

"The enlightenment of the text" Better late than never "is that people will inevitably make mistakes due to temporary negligence.

When something goes wrong, don't ... "

Luman, who has always been glib, can't believe he forgot his words.

Because he has practiced many times at ordinary times, Ma Xiaotiao has memorized every word that Luhmann will say in today's class.

Ma Xiaotiao promptly reminded Luhmann: "Instead of feeling sorry for yourself ..."

Luhmann went on to say: "Instead of feeling sorry for yourself and regretting it, it is better to cheer up and take remedial measures in time."

"Luhmann said it very well." Teacher Qin looked at Ma Xiaotiao and raised his hand desperately. I'm afraid I can't do it without asking him to answer questions. "Ma Xiaotiao, do you have anything to add?"

Ma Xiaotiao stood up and said, "I don't think Luhmann spoke as well today as yesterday. Yesterday, she ... "

Miss Qin changed her face, and she ordered Ma Xiaotiao to sit down in a low voice.

There was an uproar in the classroom and the listeners looked at each other.

It goes without saying that Ma Xiaotiao's words let the cat out of the bag. This lady Catherine is proficient in Chinese, and of course she understands what Ma Xiaotiao said.

She shrugged her shoulders and said to the headmaster sitting next to her, "Mr. Principal, if I understand correctly, the boy just said that the girl spoke better yesterday than today." Will your teacher repeat the same class several times? "

"This ... this ..."

The headmaster explained to Mrs. Catherine for a long time, but he was still in a state of anxiety. I wonder if his explanation saved the international influence.

It's Ma Xiaotiao's fault.

Although both the headmaster and Mr Qin thought so, they couldn't say clearly, so Ma Xiaotiao didn't know he was in trouble.

On this day, Ma Xiaotiao still had a good time.