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At some point, I became a student. I was ecstatic. Just like young people get married now. Facts have proved that lovers are happy only on the day after marriage or at most that year, and then they are in a psychological state of "maintaining the status quo". The reason is that China people have a strong sense of responsibility. Of course you can get a divorce. The problem is that it takes much more energy to handle a divorce procedure than to maintain the status quo.

So I'm still a student.

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At a certain time, the primary school I attended was said to have a large number of super teachers and first-class teaching facilities. Such a good condition, the condition of admission is to donate money to enter school. The school makes a reluctant appearance, saying that it is to meet the strong wishes of parents ... this is the only way to limit the number of students and raise funds for the expansion of the school. The truth is that there are only about 200 people, and half of them donate. The other half didn't donate, but went directly to the school leaders to donate money and materials.

Recently, I heard that key universities will expand their enrollment. 5% independent enrollment quota or something.

This reminds me of my primary school immediately. Yu Jie said that when education is linked with politics, it is the beginning of the downfall of the whole nation. Then it should be said that when education and economy are linked, the degeneration of the whole nation is accelerating.

However, are universities and primary schools the same thing? I think so, too. For example, cigarette butts are all called cigarette butts.

2

In many primary schools and junior high schools, there are such things as school uniforms. Mine is no exception. It is said that the creator's original idea was to be neat and beautiful and prevent students from falling behind the competition. I sold me three sets of school uniforms for three years in junior high school. The educational significance of this practice lies in telling us what waste is. And the quality is extremely poor, and the sewing shop opposite the campus has been doing business ever since. While selling clothes, the school told the children: We are voluntary. The fact is, if you don't have a school uniform, everyone will raise the national flag on Monday and you will stay in the classroom and sweep the floor. I suggest that, first, schools should force students to buy school uniforms, which at least proves that schools have the courage to take responsibility and will not be as brazen as Japan's "liberation of Nanjing" sentence; Second, since we have made huge profits, we should improve the quality of our clothes. Don't let the child break at the touch, then put up a lot of patches, and then pull a child out when the superior leader checks the school situation, confidently pointing to the patches and saying, look, how hard and simple our children are.

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I had an ideal for a while, that is, to be a writer. I believe many people have had this idea. I believe that many people have given up this idea like me now.

In junior high school, I like to write some articles with strong wording, which can be called "nonsense" and so on. Although extreme, I still think extreme is better than moderate. For example, extreme people can have a clear attitude towards something, while moderate people firmly believe that "everything has two sides" and "comprehensive analysis", and then come to the bullshit conclusion that "this thing has many advantages, but it also has many disadvantages". Shame on you. I wrote a book called "The Chemistry Teacher is a Flying Pig" at that time, because in a chemistry experiment, this gentleman asked us to drop a drop of solution, and I accidentally dropped two drops. As a result of this mistake, the division flew over and slapped me on the head. The reason is that I dropped two drops. Because it poses like a pig, it pretends to be this article. As a result, three articles were evaluated, one by the class teacher, one by the Chinese teacher and one by the flying pig. This makes everyone understand two reasons. First, students can't make an analogy casually; Second, teachers can hit students at will.

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I like dogs because they are loyal. There is a dog downstairs in my house. It sleeps during the day and barks at night. Everyone's evaluation of him is that this boy is a little interesting.

A common saying among adults is "Students should look like students". This statement is impeccable, just like "this dog looks like a dog." The conclusion is that I don't look like a student, mainly because my hair is long. I think the reason why you don't have to cut your hair is because people naturally lose their hair in autumn. Just as dogs don't cut each other's hair, long-haired poodles don't become short-haired hyenas. If someone tells me that people and animals are different in this respect, please don't preach to me that "people and animals are different because they are social", but that people and animals are different because they can cut their hair or cut themselves. Some friends have longer hair than me. Tell them I forced them to stay when they were beaten. So their old mother and father settled accounts according to me. Said I was a bad influence on their precious son. A wonderful scene suddenly came to my mind: on a dark and windy night in a month, I put my hand against their heads and said, no hair cuts! Or I'll shoot.

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I don't know why, for a person who chooses liberal arts, we are still required to continue studying physical chemistry and other subjects that have nothing to do with our future. I mean the study after the division. And I have to take an exam. Take a dog as an example, that is, the owner gives the puppy a pot of rice and a bowl of meat, and the dog chooses the meat he likes. But the host said no, you must eat this bowl of rice first.

There's certainly nothing wrong with eating more. The question is, do we have enough meat to eat after dinner?

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I believe many people have the same experience as me.

Walking alone in the street. I thought I heard someone calling his name. Turn around. The back is empty.

Everything is so perfect. If anything is missing,