There are thousands of glasses of wine. Drink as much as you can. You can't drink and run.
I was drunk, and nobody would accept it, so I helped the wall.
Wine is a kind of magic that can relax the tongue and make the story vivid.
5. Standing on two legs, drinking doesn't count.
6. It looks like water and smells intoxicating. Drink in a spicy mouth, lingering. Stumbling around, looking for water at midnight. Wake up and regret, exhausted.
7. Today is Monday, let's go for a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.
8. All the people who died in the war are dead, and the living will continue to live and drink, recalling the time when they drank with us. [Organized by Www.QunZou.Com]
9. Drinking tea is a habit of one person, and drinking is a state of mind of two people. Drinking tea is meditation, drinking is indulgence.
10. Don't blame men for smoking or women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.
1 1. I didn't know I had been drinking boiled water until one day I vomited and my friend gargled with mineral water.
12. It's raining in the sky and dry on the ground. I can't count that cup just now.
13. If you can get drunk in the past, then memory is a hangover.
14. Drinking too little is hard to find.
15. Ordinary people don't drink and have no fun at all.
16. Move your ass to show respect.
17. Oh, let a brave man take risks where he wants to go, and never point his golden cup at the moon empty! .
18. All anti-wine factions are tigresses!
19. lead the whole process and lead the future.
20. Who respects the leadership wine, the leadership may not remember; Whoever disrespects the leader's wine, the leader must remember who.
2 1. Waiter, has this wine been watered?
Humorous drinking sentences (2) 22. You buy wine, I buy wine, and cry together after drinking.
23. Come at the call, drink when you come, don't get drunk, don't get confused when you are drunk, don't get confused when you fall down, and can't sleep.
24. If you can't get drunk, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua.
25. Stand up and make a toast, and wait for two cups.
26. If floating life is a dream, what fun is there?
27. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. I found out after I was drunk, but I didn't remember the people around me. It's just that the wine soaked my whole body, from my heart to my heart.
28. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink and have no idea.
29. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep?
30. Art for art's sake is no more meaningful than drinking.
3 1. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.
32. Deep feelings, a stuffy. Feelings are shallow, lick it. Strong feelings, not enough to drink. Feelings are too weak to drink.
33. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach; Fear of drunkenness, white water poured in; Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; Drunk, sleeping under the table; Pretend to be drunk and forget to tip.
34. Friends should drink, whether it is good or bad.
35. Drinking revolutionary wine every day makes eyes red and stomach bad, hands and feet soft and memory greatly reduced.
36. Drink less, drink less and drink more. Talk more, talk less, talk less; Don't mess around, don't mess around.
37. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, and cups are handed down.
38. Bold words and spirits are heroic. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.
39. You can drink a bucket and a jar, and the director of the winery will let you be it!
40. Smoking when you are lonely and drinking when you are lonely. A person's world is wonderful.
4 1. Drinking is an interesting thing. When I look back, I find that all our important decisions were made while drinking.
42. Such a good wine will make you live forever!
Humor in Highway Traffic Jam: Forty-two sentences
Humor of highway traffic jam: the first sentence 1. The college entrance examination will be held tomorrow. Candidates, I hope there will be no traffic jam on your way to the examination room. I hope you can play normally and have the same examination room as the people you know.
2. On the way to work today, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.
The worst curse I have ever heard is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic all your life! ?
I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone. ?
I was drunk on your wedding day and the whole street was stuck in traffic.
The traffic jam is much more serious than that in Nanjing.
7. I finally lined up and got on the bus. There was a traffic jam on the expressway! Is it easy for me to go home? ?
8. Being blocked is just annoying. As long as there are traffic policemen, the road is badly blocked.
9. Are you tired? There is a long line on the garage road!
10. I saw you stuck in a traffic jam before going to bed, but you were still stuck in a traffic jam after waking up.
1 1. When I went home this evening, it was raining and there was a traffic jam on the road. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he accompanied me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.
12. We escaped from the traffic jam army on National Day ahead of schedule and met the ugliest gourd and gourd baby in history. What a sin! ...
13. Going home for the New Year, all kinds of traffic jams, traffic jams are not blocked!
14. Anyone who is waiting for someone calls now, and the first question is: "Where are you blocking it"?
15. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a traffic jam without love.
16. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I should go to work an hour ago. Because the traffic jam is still halfway, I feel ok, but the girl next to me is talking to people crazily, and I think she is very annoying.
17. There is no road in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?
18. Let's watch the sunset together. If it is blocked for a while, we can watch the sunrise together!
19. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?
I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day last year, I seem to be dreaming.
2 1. Going home for the Spring Festival this year, relatives are discussing how long it will take to get home.
Humor of traffic jam on the highway. Under the dense drizzle, I am not afraid of smog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.
23. When you go home for the New Year, you will always face traffic jams.
24. Check it out. Traffic jam version: If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked and you can't walk.
25. Sorry, there is a traffic jam.
On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.
27. Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. ?
28. Going home for the New Year is the perfect way to go home, but perfection is always accompanied by bad experiences, and some things have no choice, such as traffic jams.
29. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Minutes, and clothes. Upset.
30. Is it strange? Driving is not as fast as walking! ?
3 1. Lovers are waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.
32. The army of high-speed traffic jams passed by, and the garbage in the high-speed service area was everywhere. Please bring your own garbage bags and don't throw the expressway into the garbage dump!
33.？ China Expressway Auto Show is the largest auto show in the world, and it is also a luxury auto show with the most variety and the largest number of exhibitors.
34. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.
35. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.
36. Don't panic in the traffic jam. Send a circle of friends first.
37. I am a vagrant. I was stuck in a traffic jam on the expressway for an hour, and now I am climbing to Jinan at a speed of ten miles.
38. It will clear up after a long trip home.
39. It is not easy to go home, but do it and cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.
40. Unexpectedly, someone went home last month and will arrive this month.
4 1. Whenever there is a traffic jam, I am worried. When I was in a hurry, I pumped oil and played one song after another, but the road ahead was endless. ?
42. Although I am happy to go home for the New Year, the traffic jam is still very painful. At the moment, there is a serious traffic jam on the road.
I gained weight again. Talk about 42 sentences in the copy collection.
I have gained weight again. I want to be fat into a sea and drown the thin people who laugh at me!
2. Losing weight is always the second most important thing in life. The first important thing is to eat and drink well!
I stand on your left, but it seems to be across the milky way.
I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.
The biggest happiness of fat people is that they are still fat after eating too much.
6. I just wait for the arrival of winter and freeze those thin papers to death. . .
7. I don't think it is necessary to lose weight this year, because summer will not come, and heating should be done in four months!
I have gained a lot of weight recently, so I decided to replace all my snacks with coffee and water.
9. I can afford to play, and I am not so picky as a thin man. I don't eat or do this;
10. I found myself a little fatter, so I bought a slim skirt to urge myself to lose weight.
1 1. Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.
12. My mother's cooking has frustrated my determination to lose weight again and again!
13. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.
14. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.
15. It is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!
16. I swam in the sea with my life buoy. ...
17. My father suddenly told me today that my face is round, and I know that I have gained weight at my parents.
18. The meaning of being fat lies not in how much and what you eat, but in how you eat. Feel it.
19. Your shortness is lifelong, and my obesity is temporary.
20. I think I am fat, but I just want to eat hamburgers, fried chicken duck necks, and lotus root fish tofu!
2 1. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.
I have gained weight again. I seized all the opportunities that God gave me to gain weight.
23. I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so I will gain weight for a while now, otherwise my life will be incomplete.
24. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.
25. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?
26. Intentional weight loss is doomed to obesity.
27. I am fat now, and my smile is not as good as before. The only advantage is that the hug is warmer than before.
28. Fat people are not qualified to eat! Wait till you lose weight.
29. Women are ugly and immoral. Once she went on a blind date, and it took a long time for the hero to arrive. Women get angry when they see that he is a fat man: fat man, ugly man! The hero was angry, too: at least I lost weight. Have you ever been beautiful?
I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.
3 1. Many years ago, you said take care. I haven't lost weight.
32. Many people who can't find a partner like to blame others, such as fat chefs and ugly hairdressers!
I really can't allow myself to indulge any longer. I hardly know myself when I look in the mirror. A sphere is me. This year's wish is to lose weight successfully and get rid of the bill!
34. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. At the moment, it is like air-dried sausage, which is dry without any moisture, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.
35. I've had a good time recently. It's nice to feel carefree. I was a little scorpion girl when I was fat. Come on!
36. My mother thinks I am fat and wants me to go to the gym tomorrow. I looked at my little arm myself and felt that I was not hopelessly fat.
37. Why eat inanimate things ... You still feel that you are not fat enough.
38. Every woman who fails to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been fat for many years.
39. I'm getting fat. I can turn over in such a short distance.
40. I really don't want to pay New Year greetings everywhere. The first sentence when we met was "Oh, I'm getting fat". I can't refute it. After all, I came to eat your meal today.
4 1. Fat people are heavier than Mount Tai or other mountains.
42. Women always think they are too fat, while other women are thin.
Forty-two excerpts from humorous articles describing particularly hot weather.
A humorous article describing the particularly hot weather-1. The whole city is hot to death, people are embarrassed to be hot on the hot road, primitive people are hot to death, Carragher becomes a dog, and we will eventually suffocate in the summer. China is hot to death, and the sun is coming. If you give me a cool day, what about the air conditioner we chased together in those years?
2. My cousin got married and exchanged Coca-Cola for a glass of wine ... After drinking it, he cried with his wife ... and touched all the guests and friends ... Only I knew that I secretly put mustard in his coke, which was a great success.
It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.
4. It was too hot to sleep last night, so lz suggested getting up and exercising, so the dormitory got together to fight the landlord, and the loser got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .
Driving on the road, you have the impulse to rush into the green belt all the way.
6. Give you a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give you a little flood, and you will flood. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly love. As long as love is as deep as the sea, Asako can shine! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
7. Can you make your boyfriend swear to love you for life? It's too hot.
8. I bought eggs and turned them into chickens! I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket! The car didn't light itself! Meet strangers, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot, and the mahjong is burnt as soon as it is finished! Pay attention to heatstroke prevention and cooling in hot weather!
9. There are many swindlers in the street now, so be careful when you go out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot to death. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.
10. Blue Cai He: I want to get some water for a bath, but I always get water and nothing. Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.
1 1. The most sincere care is the deepest love.
12. It's not innocence that beats me, it's innocence.
13. If I die, I will only die of heat.
14. Hiding in the air-conditioned room and not coming out, for fear of becoming a Brazilian barbecue.
15. Eggs bought in the supermarket, brought home and cooked.
16. It's too hot. I bought a basket of eggs yesterday and turned into a chicken when I got home. I bought a mat and turned it into an electric blanket when I slept. Cars don't have to start by themselves.
17. I once threatened that I would rather die of heat than be frozen into a dog at a low temperature of zero. It was not until I was heated into a dog today that I realized that the promise of beauty was too young.
18. The weather is so sultry that I can't breathe.
19. The hot summer is unbearable, so I will teach you a strange secret recipe for relieving summer heat: when the sun is in the sky at noon, exercise hard in the open space without shelter, and once you get heatstroke, you can relieve summer heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and fighting summer heat with summer heat.
20. "Your Majesty, male and female servants have one thing to ask! I asked the emperor to keep my servants in a cold palace. I can't take it anymore. It's too hot! "
2 1. My Kouga burned my mouth.
22. Everyone says it's hot today, but it's not obviously cold!
23. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.
It's not raining, it's hot water.
25. When the weather is hot, there are fewer clothes, and finally we can't deceive ourselves. Where is the winter 18 Jin of meat? I want to go to the gym.
26. Why did you get burned just after playing cards? Still playing with a hammer?
27. Dear air conditioner, if you are safe and sunny. If you don't get better, I will die this summer.
28. The heat in summer is unparalleled. Take time off to play mobile phone, take more rest in summer, and try to compile information. The breeze blows over your face, bringing freshness and information. Meditation maintenance first, solve troubles and problems. Remember when you meditate that mistakes will no longer follow you.
29. It's as hot as throwing people into a steamer.
30. 12. In our circle of friends, we usually bask in bags, travel, cosmetics, food, famous brands and selfies ... I just want to say silently, "Come out and bask in the sun!"
3 1. I usually don't send messages, but I only send creative messages when I want to! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.
32. It's so hot that it's twisted.
33. Bai: In the past, all the little dragons in the sea were dying from the sun. On the way to learn the scriptures, the hoof faces west and looks like a water dispenser everywhere.
34. When the weather gets hot, I feel irritable ... I feel tired from work, and I can't sleep ... I can't sleep for a week, and pimples have grown out on my face. ...
35. Smile at each other and become acquaintances!
36. It's too hot. Buy a basket of eggs and go home to become a chicken! Buy a mat, it will turn into an electric blanket when you sleep! Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances! The table is too hot. Mahjong has just been coded and burnt!
Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!
38. Sit and lie all day without leaving a room.
You can't walk in the street without getting wet.
40. My body is dying of heat in Beijing, and my soul will be with you.
4 1. In such hot weather, all you can ask out is the difference between life and death.
The latest collection of 42 creative sentences about hot weather
The latest creative sentence about hot weather is 1. Girl, marry the headmaster with air conditioning in the dormitory!
It's even hotter at noon, so people are hiding at home, turning on electric fans and blowing air conditioners. Dogs hide in the shade of trees for the summer, and they use their unique tongue to dissipate heat. They are panting like asthma patients. The tap water at home is steaming hot, and the bird doesn't know where to hide; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, like dying; Only cicadas make broken calls on the branches; Like breaking gongs and drums and cheering for the scorching sun!
Clothes can be worn after washing.
4. The air conditioner in the bathhouse is turned on to 3 1, which is really cool.
5. Sitting and lying all day, never leaving home.
6. God, you want everyone to know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!
Your mother and I fell into the water at the same time. Save your mother first, save your mother first and let me cool off in the water.
8. The hot sweat from sleeping soaked my heart.
9. The fruit you just bought dried up when you took it home.
10. After lunch, it's too hot for me to stay, so I'm going to go out and find a good place to enjoy the cool. I go out with an umbrella. I want to go to the nearby park and walk on the road. Although I have an umbrella, I still feel warm, just like sitting by the fire.
1 1. My life is given by air conditioning.
12. After intense light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reached your mobile phone and said to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
13. Why does this summer mat feel like an electric blanket? ...
14. Summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously than one, they look safer than one. ...
15. If I die, I will only die of heat.
16. The sun shines on you and the darkness is far away from you; Smile blooms on you, and troubles ignore you; Happy with you, not lonely with you; Happiness surrounds you, and fatigue won't bother you. I wish you a regular life and good health every day! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!
17. It's too hot to sleep. I got up and turned on the air conditioner. As a result, the remote control died. I can't find the battery through everything. What can I say?
18. It's getting hot! Finally, I'll tie the meatballs!
19. In the hot summer, I hope that if my short message slowly relieves the heat for you, you must remember not to be too busy at work, don't eat too much, don't sleep too late every night, and pay more attention to your health and happiness!
20. Everyone says it's hot today, but it's not obviously cold!
2 1. Now all those who go out are anti-Japanese heroes.
22. I am so hot. Check your boyfriend's roaming records. If you turn it over, it will get cold.
Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.
Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.
25. The weather is like an oven. I really can't stand it. Almost done.
26. It's very hot, so I can't eat much. Before going out in the morning, I made buckwheat noodles and tempura in a hurry and took them to the company for lunch for my boyfriend. He said I was a talented little chef.
27. On a hot summer day, I'll give you a plate of crispy green apples with fruit salad. May you be happy; Smooth bananas may you be beautiful; Sweet papaya wishes you happiness; Delicious lychee wishes you happiness; Add a spoonful of salad dressing. May you be flattered.
28. If you are invited out for dinner in this weather, it must be the difference between life and death, and all the talks must be lifelong events.
29. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.
30. It's hot and a little unhappy.
3 1. I was just a pinch of cumin before the barbecue.
32. It's so hot that it's twisted.
33. The hot summer is unbearable. Let me teach you a wonderful way to cool off the heat: at noon, when the sun is in the sky, exercise hard in the open space without shelter. Once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison and attacking "summer" with "summer".
34. Lying on the mat feels like iron beef tenderloin.
35. Recently, I saw someone say that once a girl with conservation of energy gets cold, men will get hot once, but once a girl grows safe, no matter how cold she is, men will only get cold, not hot.
36. There is no need to chop, slice, peel or chop stuffing. Your sweat is salty. You are a traditional dish that goes together. You are a takeout food that is tender outside and tender inside, but it tastes a bit strange.
The cannibal leader came to the amusement park and saw people playing on the merry-go-round. He was overjoyed: yo! Rotary sushi! The chief came to Gulangyu and saw a sea of people. He was overjoyed: yo! Cook the meat! The chief came to Hangzhou and saw a man fall down. He was overjoyed: yo! Teppanyaki!
38. It is said that you have to wait until the melon is ripe. I really want to unload early! I really can't stand this hot summer! It's too hot!
It is said that women are clothes, and big sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.
40. Go out with a good bang and turn it into a bar code.
4 1. This summer, the weather is so hot that life is worse than death. My mother silently moved the fan to my room for me to use alone, while she silently turned on the air conditioner in the room.
Drinking in the evening, writing humorous sentences, 49 articles
Humorous short sentences of night drinking copywriting 1 1. If you want to make the guests drink, you must drink first!
2. It is rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.
Ordinary people don't drink and are not happy at all.
4. Drink only drinks, but leaders don't want them.
5. Ordinary women don't drink, and women who drink are not ordinary.
6. Whoever is not drunk sleeps on the side of the road!
7. I heard that porridge can fill the stomach and wine can fill the heart.
8. I have my story, but I don't drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.
9. Drink the east wind and be calm.
10. The host raised his glass and said to the people present, "Women should open their mouths and men should go in."
1 1. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and what he will look like when he wakes up.
12. Drink, drink, drink, drink.
13. If the road is rough, shout, whoever doesn't drink will drink.
14. For people who don't drink, the only reason to drink is who to drink with.
15. Come when you are called, and drink when you come. You can't get drunk, if you are drunk, you won't be confused, if you fall down, you can't sleep.
16. I feel shallow, lick it.
17. Getting drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!
18. Men live like dogs without drinking, men live like eunuchs without smoking, women live without makeup, and women live without smoking.
19. Small amount is not a gentleman, non-toxic is not a husband;
20. Youth is dedicated to a small wine table. Drunk is drinking!
2 1. Bold words and strong spirits. Sweet talk, persuade friends to drink more. Nonsense, no depth of thought. No words, dream. Talk to yourself, wake up and regret it.
22. Men don't drink, live like dogs, live in vain, live like eunuchs, and can't make good friends;
23. Let's drink to tomorrow and to the past.
24. Every confidant has a thousand glasses of wine, so don't drink too much.
25. Alcohol is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.
Humorous short sentences of night drinking copywriting 2 26. Deep feelings, a stuffy mouth.
27. To make the guests drink well, the individual must drink first.
28. Discipline inspection cadres don't drink and have no idea.
29. Alcohol consumption is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.
30. If you don't get drunk, you can't get rid of the sadness of missing Cui Hua.
3 1. Wine nourishes the spirit and water, and you won't come back until dawn.
32. Don't be too tired to drink today.
33. Wine is courage, wine bottle is level, wine style is style, and wine virtue is morality.
34. The masses are blind and the unit lacks funds; I drank my wife to tears, slept back to back at night, and sued the Commission for Discipline Inspection. The secretary listened to a wave of his hand: it's not right to drink or not, and we are drunk every day!
35. No one can understand your frown, and no one can get drunk with you. Blame yourself for asking for it, and I want to understand that you are uncomfortable.
36. You asked me if I like drinking alone. I told you, I lack too much in my life, but I don't lack you.
37. The biggest pain-I am not drunk, I can't get drunk, I can only pay the bill.
38. Bold words and spirits are heroic.
39. It's easy to stand and talk, but drinking doesn't count.
40. No drinking, no future;
4 1. No drinking, no future; A catty of wine, focusing on training; Drink only drinks, and the leaders don't drink; If you can drink without losing, the leading secretary will fall down as soon as he drinks, and the official position will be difficult to protect; Drinking too little makes it difficult to find talents.
42. The biggest sorrow is that I love what is in the cup, but regret my ignorance.
43. Life is rare and you will get drunk. If you want to drink, you must be drunk!
44. Don't blame men for smoking, and don't blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. The drinker has something on his mind.
45. When you are away from home, the wine field is unbearable.
46. All anti-drinkers are tigresses!
47. If you are drunk and don't accept anyone, just hold the wall.
48. Today is Monday. Let's go for a drink. Tomorrow Tuesday, have two drinks in advance.
49. If you want to get drunk, leave the wine in your stomach. If you are afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. Really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos. Drunk and sleeping under the table. Pretend to be drunk and don't want to tip.