1, "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart." 2. Male: "I have bad news for you" Female: "What bad news" Male: "I have a lot of pens. Do you know which one I like best? " Female: "I don't know" Male: "You have a north nose" 4. Man: "Will you like me?" Female: "No" Male: "Then I'll teach you." 5. Male: "I didn't do well in the exam today" Female: "Why" Male: "Because no matter what problems I encounter, my answer will be you" 6. Man: "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Woman: "The monkey has a tail, but I don't?" Man: "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart." 7. Woman: Little brother, little brother, let me give you something. Do you want it? Man: What? Woman: You hold out your hand. (After the boy reaches out, the girl puts her hand on it. ) me, do you want it? ? 8. Woman: "What is loneliness?" Man: "It's breezy, sunny, and there's no smile." Woman: "Can you be more specific?" Male: "Hold on to the left and hold on to the right, without desire or desire." Woman: "Can you be more specific?" Man: "You don't want it." 9. After meeting you, M: I just want to be a person. Woman: Who? Your people. 10, male: "I'm so hungry." Woman: "Eat on foot." Man: "I don't want to eat, I want to eat you." 1 1 m: "I want to travel." Woman: "Where do you want to go?" Man: "A day trip under the bed." 12, m: "Can you help me wash something?" Woman: "Sure, what to wash?" Male: "like me" 13, male: "can you cheat me once on April fool's day?" Woman: "Good!" Man: "Do you like me?" 14, m: "Can I borrow your cup?" Woman: "Why?" Man: "Because I want to lend you my life." 15, m: "Let's play a game!" Woman: "Good!" Man: "One, two, three, wooden head, don't move!" " Woman: "You moved!" Man: "Because I have a crush on you." 16, m: "I have a very serious question." Woman: "What's the problem?" Man: "When are you getting married?" Woman: "Well, I don't know." Man: "well, I'll marry you when you think about it." Man: I think we should go swimming. Woman: Why ... I won't go in the cold. Man: Idiot, otherwise how could we fall in love? 18, m: My chest is so stuffy recently. Woman: What's the matter? Woman: Are you sick? Because you are in my heart. M: I have put up with you for a long time. W: So, what do you want? Man: Endure you all your life. 20. Female: "What's on your mind every day!" M: How to tease a man with "I miss you" 2 1. Men only like to listen to topics related to themselves. Take them as an example when they just met on WeChat. After exchanging basic information, what should you talk about to make the other person want to chat with you? When chatting, many people find that there is no topic and will take friends' stories as examples. "Oh, you know, my friend was so funny that day ..." No matter how you tell the story, you can't get closer to the male god because there is no direct connection between you. Some people will say, then I'll talk about myself, my hobbies and my stories, and create an image that attracts male gods, but if you are not a girl with very high self-worth, such crazy self-output will not help until you get the desire of male gods to chat. So how do you make the male god chat with you happily? Of course, talk about things he is interested in and related to him. For example, he reveals his hobbies in a circle of friends, and everything about him, his hometown, his career and chat content should be centered on him. 2. What if I can't keep up with the conversation? Sometimes chatting will make you feel embarrassed, or when he says something that makes you suddenly don't know what to say. At this time, you must not make a fool of yourself, because your embarrassment will affect the chat atmosphere between you. You can stare at each other, nod "hmm" in agreement, or grin at them. 3. How to create a pleasant chat atmosphere In fact, the content of the chat is not important, but the atmosphere of the chat is important, because he may not remember what you talked about later, but he will only remember that you met and chatted happily that day, so it is very important to mobilize the man's chat mood when chatting. Then how to arouse their chat mood? Then let men talk more. Once his desire to tell is aroused, he will have an illusion that he particularly wants to chat with you. You should learn to ask questions about what he said. "So, is it fun there?" "Why do you like this team so much?" You should also learn to use emotions to infect your opponents. Your curious tone and appreciative tone will infect each other. "Really?" "Great" "Wow, I didn't know that before!" 4. Learn to compliment each other. When a man listens to you and stares at you, he suddenly says, "You are cute when you smile." I don't believe that there is no fluctuation in your heart. Not only will women be hit by praise, but men will also wag their tails proudly. Praise the other person's hungry dressing style. His shirt and the way he looks today will make men feel good and appreciated. "I think it suits you like this." "Your shirt is very beautiful. Did you choose it yourself?" Talk to men with high emotional intelligence 1. Familiarization will really arouse people's discussion. Of course, you can't go too far, or others will think that you may be a little nervous, as long as you are approachable and easy to talk to. (1) Big wavy hair goes with your cashmere coat. You look very elegant. (2) The horoscope says that we are suitable for chatting today. (3) You have a good T-shirt, and I think your clothes are also good. 2. Self-display Self-display can not only let the other party know about you, but also highlight their own points to attract others' attention, so this way is desirable, but we must pay attention to seeking truth from facts, not stinking, and not let others' impressions be greatly discounted. (1) Show the taste of life: I go out for dinner with my friends. The waiter hasn't served yet, and I feel hungry and empty. (2) Lifestyle display: I feel full of power now. I just worked out in the gym for an hour, and now I want to go home and take a shower. How to flirt with men's words 3. First chat 1. "Looking at the photos of your circle of friends, I remembered my primary school classmates and felt like I was back in my childhood." 2. "Big wavy hair with your velvet coat makes you look elegant." 3. "Why don't you sleep at night?" 4. "The horoscope says we are suitable for chatting today." 5. "You are well dressed. I think your clothes are very good. Chat 1, let's learn to swim together, ok, so that we can fall in love. 2. Just have fun. Why should I snicker? Because I love you. You flew into my heart like a jet plane. You know, no one can touch my heart like you. You must have cheated secretly, otherwise how could you get full marks in my heart. 6. Your name is only two words. Although it is not a word, it has filled my heart. 7. You are obviously not nearsighted. Why can't you see that I like you? 8. Will you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice all I can think about? 9. Can you tell me that you miss me a little? Keep your voice down. Only the two of us can hear you I will definitely come to you. I don't want anything to upset you. 10, you are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush. No. Then how did you light up my heart? 12, what can't you do? I won't leave you. 13, you have gained weight again. There is another circle that I can like you, which is good. 14, do you know what I like to eat? I like looking at you. 15, if I push you into the garden, I won't find you. Why? Because you are as beautiful as a flower.