Wage is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.
Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
4. The secret of longevity, keep breathing and don't die.
5. Because I was too heartless before, I am heartless now.
6, some people, when making masks, look much better than real people.
7. I can resist anything except temptation.
8. Honey, you must believe me. I'm dizzy when I take a boat, let alone have two feet on both sides.
9. Rebecca: "The people in the hall tell me how you came?" "Hold your breath compared with others." "Then what?" "I won ..."
10, a boy sent a message to a girl: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear, and the sea is formed like this. Every time I miss you, a grain of sand falls from the sky, which is how the Sahara desert is formed; Who knows the girl replied angrily: Every time I think about you, I fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.
1 1, the so-called beauty, three points of appearance and seven points of dressing up, the so-called temperament, three points of talent and seven points of pretending, the so-called gentleness, three points of tolerance and seven points of depression.
12. On the bus, the pregnant woman standing said to the strange man sitting next to her: Don't you know I'm pregnant? I saw the man very nervous and said, but the child is not mine!
13, I remember one day shortly after graduation, my girlfriend sent me a short message: "Let's break up!" Before I could feel sad, my girlfriend sent another message: "Sorry, I sent it wrong." This can be very sad. ...
14, the unfairness of this world lies in: God said, "I want light!" " "So there was this day. The beauty said, "I want a diamond ring!" " "So she got a diamond ring. The rich man said, "I want a woman!" " "So he has a woman. I said, "I want to take a shower!" " "The water was cut off!
15, it occurred to me that day to use your photo as a computer desktop. Damn, I'm infected by a computer virus!
16, ouch, are you so busy going to the toilet by yourself?
17, my heart ached and I held it out like a dumpling stuffing.
18, don't push me, or I will become great and out of control.
19, since I got mental derangement, the whole person is much more energetic.
20. I didn't feel right halfway by taxi, so I said to the master, "Hey, it seems that I haven't gone this way?" The master said calmly, "They have their choice, I have my choice, and you will always achieve your goal, but if you choose me, you will go this way."
Monitor, you look at me firmly. Tell me about it.
A happy day is a day when you are full and go to bed.
Monitor, look how determined I am.
I am cute and responsible. What did I do wrong?
Big Big Wolf, a big stupid Wolf, can never beat Pleasant Goat or serve Red Taro.
Finally, the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River covered the whole world. After the glory of China, it was just a scene, and the mountains and rivers were silent forever.
A thousand years of fame, a lifetime of burial, a delicate country, and a ridiculous life without a monarch.
Phoenix, who once played here, left without permission and waited all night. From then on, Wan Li cried.
The Year of the Loong is in a good mood and has no troubles every day; Raise your head and embrace happiness, lower your head and embrace beauty.
I miss the days when I ate single-celled animals.
Youth is like mahjong, you have to clap or touch yourself. How many otaku and rotten women have been counted, and how many institutions have been counted, just to enjoy the moment of being knocked down.
The exam is coming. . . Ask Kobe to control the ball, single subject 8 1 point, rocket control, 22 consecutive subjects, McGrady control, damn it, you can copy 13 points in 35 seconds. . .
Life is a hundred times more cruel than comics. It has arranged countless Pang Hu who like to bully you, countless strong men who like to laugh at you, and an Yijing who you will never catch up with, but never thought of giving you a real robot cat.
A man applied for a job, and the female manager asked him what he was good at. The man said, "The lower body is special." Female manager: "Rogue, dirty …" The man said angrily: "Who is rogue and who is dirty? I said what happened to my leg ... "
Every time the nurse sister comes to give me an infusion, I will pretend that I don't know what this rubber tube is tied to my hand. In fact, it is just to listen to the soft three words from the nurse sister's mouth: pulse pressure band.
An IBM interview question, people with a monthly salary of 80 thousand, 90‰ made mistakes. Can you answer correctly? 1+2*3=? Don't think too much, answer at once.
I found that, in study, like Big Wolf, we appeared in an extremely NB posture every semester, and at the end of the semester, we left in an SB posture that everyone expected. Finally, I want to shout: I will study hard …
"Hello, host, I am crowded on the 1 bus. I want to order a song for the girl by the window in front. It's Jacky Cheung's song. You know, yes, 1 You are on the bus. I am willing to squeeze a little. "
If you are the one, the female guest will turn off a man's light again, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off a whole floor! ! !
The mobile phone didn't ring for a month, so it was repaired today. As a result, the maintenance master said that the mobile phone was not broken, but no one called in for more than a month. I knelt down to the master and begged him to stop.
Spend Christmas alone, New Year's Day alone, and leave me alone at the end of the term!
January is a rare month when people no longer care about boat tickets because they can't even buy tickets to go home.
You are good to me, so I can't help bullying you.
The best thing in the world is to eat and sleep.
For my Audi, your Dior and our children Oreo. Work hard! Fight!
How about having a husband, scoring goals with the goalkeeper!
When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.
A person, if he doesn't push himself, has no idea how good he is.
It may not be the enemy who shits on your head, or it may be your neighbor upstairs.
Once you learn to break the jar, you will find the world suddenly enlightened.
In fact, you don't have to feel inferior, because you have won the championship among tens of millions or even hundreds of millions of players.
Extraordinary appearance is important even to wild animals.
Resist breast enhancement surgery and don't pollute the last safe milk source!
Sanlu and Mengniu tell us a truth: animals are unreliable.
Why did Guan Yu die earlier than Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky. ...
If beauty is a letter of recommendation, then kindness is a credit card!
The thought of 20xx coming, the thought that I still owe money to the bank, makes me want to laugh in my dreams!
Every woman who calls herself "elder sister" is looking for a very manly man, and it turns out that the most manly one is herself.
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you, you fall in love with a foreigner.
Looking forward to 65438+ 10 month, because there are only two serious things in the whole 65438+ 10 month: holidays and other holidays.
Don't think that you are Wu Dalang, just think that Yao Ming was made by two people.
Take the initiative in everything, such as climbing the wall and other almonds.
If you want to know what despair is, buy a bunch of lottery tickets.
Insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that one less night's sleep will kill you.
Eat, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.
Life grinds us around and makes us roll further.
You are not a VIp, not even an Ip, you are just a P!
Even if you want to cry again, smile and say, damn it!
I want to be an angry bird and hit those pigs.
Love is to put up with everything regardless.
Whenever cleaning, the school will say "school is your home"; But if you are late, the school will say, "Do you think school is your home?"
The so-called difference in values is that if you give a candle, some people will feel that there is a cake missing, and some people will feel that there is a whip missing.
Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.
Although there are many wives and concubines, they love each other. Children around the knee, home unbeaten. Play if you want, and do what you can. The air is free and there is no darkness. Looking back, I have regrets.
I swear sovereignty with super domineering sweet words: don't go, burn, that kind of sadness, I don't want it.
1, some people can't love, and some people can't love.
The way you smile when you speak is the warmest sunshine in the world.
I am laughing like a sunflower. I will never bow my head during the day, and I will be afraid at night.
You can't save with me because you are too big and lack of memory.
It turns out that it is actually a kind of happiness to suffer for the people you love, but only a few people in this world can enjoy this happiness.
6. Throw your heart away as a pile of waste paper and pick it up again. It's not worth your love.
7. I'm not old without you. If you invite me, I will go with you.
8. I am afraid of the dark, I am weak, I am timid, I am afraid that you will leave me, and I am afraid that one day you will not be with me.
9, don't leave, burning period, that kind of sadness, I don't love.
10, if you speak in a heavy tone, I think you are yelling at me, and I feel wronged and jealous.
1 1. You have been to my world, and I will collapse as soon as you leave.
12, the pinyin for sleep is sleep, and the pinyin for insomnia is asbestos. I can't sleep at night because I miss you.
13, I always see the most beautiful in the deepest despair, and then gradually fall into despair in the most beautiful.
14, in the name of love, turn into a chain and lock you by my side for life.
15, some people pursue happiness, so they work hard; Some people are happy, so give it up.
Puppy making sentences
1, my grandmother has a lovely puppy. It has watery eyes, a black nose, four short canine teeth and some small deciduous teeth. Its black fur gives off a dazzling luster. The belly is black and white, and a big furry tail is dragged behind the ass. It's called blackie.
2. I miss my childhood and the time when I crawled around chasing puppies. I miss my childhood and the master painter who painted the stars as Mickey Mouse shit. Miss childhood, miss the ignorant child who will become a fool if he doesn't eat, drink or walk.
Recently, in order to find a place for a deaf little sheepdog, the staff of an animal conservation center in Britain are giving the puppy sign language learning for two months.
You see, a huge rock over there is really like a puppy lying on a high mountain peak. It hooked its front paws on the cliff and looked up at the distant moon, as if it were about to fly up and eat it at any time.
5. Spring blossoms are your smile; The summer sun is burning, that's your passion; Autumn fruits are ripe, which is your harvest; Hey hey! Bear, so you can hibernate safely!
When people are tired of their pets, they usually leave them on the side of the road and let them die. Puppies are not toys, please respect their lives!
7. We came to a small farmhouse and saw a puppy lying quietly on the ground. The puppy is very small, about a foot long, with gray-black tender hair, bright black eyes and sharp claws. It wagged its slender tail, as if welcoming me warmly. What a lovely puppy!
8. Under his careful upbringing, the puppy has grown up. There are two symmetrical light black patterns embedded in the golden coat color of the back. As big as a calf, slender waist, very powerful and beautiful.
9, lovesickness and farewell, want to endure sadness with the railing, a little bit away from tears, it is difficult to give up. You know, every time I am with you, it always reminds me of my childhood. At that time, my family had a lovely dog.
10, a few years ago, our family had a lovely puppy. It has a pair of big watery eyes, a nose as sensitive as a black grape, a Zhang greatly's mouth and a tooth. The way it walks is really cute! I miss living with it.
1 1. There was a heavy snow in winter. There are lively puppies, happy cats drawing on the ground, and several chickens walking around happily.
12, we always think that both male and female dogs have the responsibility to control the spread of puppies, that is, all dogs have the obligation to take contraceptive measures, and we are also developing condoms for female dogs.
13, dark eyes, straight nose, fluffy head and silly face make me want to sleep at night. How I want to touch you, hug you and watch you chew a bone in the sun: you are my beloved puppy!
14, not to mention buildings, green trees, small flowers and green grass; Needless to say, people who go out early and come back late, children playing in the grass, dogs and kittens who go out with their owners, and bees who are busy collecting honey. Just the row of fitness lanes by the river is very interesting.
15. When you feel stressed, divert your attention and do something easy and simple that has nothing to do with real life. Look at the business cards on TV, enjoy them, Doby puppy, play crossword puzzles, or have a good swim.
16, Wangwang is a lovely puppy, its color is black and white, its eyes are bright and its tail is furry. He is neither fat nor thin. In order not to be confused with other dogs, I dressed him in the clothes of contestant No.8. Haha, here comes our player dog.
17, leaving early and returning late every day, working overtime and doing my best. I don't associate with friends very much, but prefer to get along with myself. On the rest day, I will arrange flowers, cut grass and water in the garden, and I will be happy with dogs and kittens gracefully. Love to read Buddhist scriptures, a rash sutra, turn to the familiar ones.
18. Also, if you adopt a mongrel dog, you may find that he is as healthy as a mongrel dog, not a purebred dog.
19, my family has a puppy. Its big eyes, blue as glass balls, are embedded in that small face. The little black nose is always wet and cute.
Yesterday, a car ran over my puppy. After the car passed, my puppy was miraculously safe.
2 1. This dog stands in front of my house all day, sometimes standing on cardboard, sometimes standing and looking at people passing by. I observed it for several days and thought it was an ownerless dog. I feel sorry for it. I bought sausages and gave the leftovers to the dog. The puppy wags its tail every time it sees me.
22. In a piece of grass, we found a puppy. It seems to be only a few months old, with dark brown hair and a thin body; There are tears hanging in the corner of the dark circles; The big triangle ears stood nervously and trembled slightly; Short tail, swinging feebly.
23. I saw a good horse in the colorful sunset. It ran and roared, so unruly, and soon it was panting and motionless! These clouds are unpredictable, jumping from a naughty puppy to a fierce cheetah chasing a white rabbit.
24. The cloud is like a dog, followed by four puppies, who are chasing the big dog. Just when I was amused, I changed. Walking into the endless sea, I was fascinated.
25. The dog hiding in the shade of the tree stuck out its tongue and gasped. Birds that used to fly high in the sky stopped on branches and didn't want to fly. The grass is listless and bent lazily, and the flowers hide their pretty little faces in the sunshine.
26. At noon, the sun is shining and the weather is particularly hot. The dog stuck out its tongue in the heat. People are so hot that they hide in electric fans, fans and air conditioners at home.
27. All good lives have their own paradise, where they live happily and safely. Darling now lives in a puppy's paradise, with a pair of beautiful wings, and can fly freely from now on.
28. This puppy likes to play with wool balls. Whenever I bring wool, the puppy pounces on me at once. It turned out that he wanted to play with the wool ball in my hand!
On hot days, the sun hangs in the sky like a big fireball. The heat is dazzling, and all the creatures seem to be in a steamer, which is unbearable. The trees bowed their heads under the flowers, the grass lay on the ground, and the dogs stuck out their tongues and gasped under the eaves.
30. Have you ever seen the cutest dog? I am not only furry and cute, but also I seem to have bichon blood.
3 1, the clouds in the sky, some like puppies, some like kittens, some like clumsy turtles, and some like giants.
This puppy has a big mouth and a row of white and sharp teeth in Zhang Kuan. It can kill a big mouse in one bite!
33. Dad bought a lovely puppy. Its fur is softer than a quilt. My eyes were wide open and I finally had dinner. I poured rice into a bowl and put a bowl of water in front of the dog. The puppy's stomach is already growling with hunger. As soon as I saw the food coming, I ran to me.
34. You are wearing a red cloth pocket, a pair of crossed trousers and a pair of yellow cloth shoes. You jump up and down happily. From a distance, Nezha seems to kowtow on the hot wheels. Take a closer look: God, puppies can still dress up as non-mainstream!
35. What happened to my parents? I don't know. When the dog sneezes at home, it will take a taxi to the pet hospital.
36. My family has a lovely puppy. It has a pair of big black eyes, three mouths and a small nose. It has several beards on its chubby face. It has snow-white hair, especially the hair on its chest, like a thick layer of snow.
37. Whose hometown is said to be timid with puppies barking, whose moon is said to be running when Chang 'e is losing weight, and whose color is said to be unique that others can't see. Dear, thank you for giving me the truest you.
38. My little dog is very cute. Its big eyes are blinking all the time. With a white scarf around her neck, her hair feels slippery, soft and comfortable! He often sticks out his tongue as if it were very hot.
39. Walking by the reservoir, in order to save the drowning pet dog, a woman and a man went into the water one after another, and the puppy was saved, but the couple never came up again.
40. In the hot summer, the birds don't know where to hide; Plants and trees hang their heads; The puppy was so hot that it stuck out its tongue and kept panting.
4 1, although you are eager to follow me, although I don't want to refuse you, I still want to say: puppy, don't follow me, I really just have a white radish in my hand, not an extended version of meat buns!
42. A year ago, my grandfather gave me a little black dog named Xi 'ou. Western Europe has a pair of big eyes, a wet nose and a short tail that keeps shaking. Every day as soon as I get home, it will run to meet me.
Every day when I give my dog dinner, it always barks at me, just like saying thank you to your master.
44. My little dog Xiaobai is very cute. He has a pair of long furry ears on his round head. He could hear a faint sound in the distance. A pair of big eyes shine like a pair of black gems, white hair is soft and thin, and the tail is often swept around like a broom, which is very lively and lovely.
45. This is a little dog. It has black velvet on its head and body, white velvet on its neck and legs, a small black face, a small nose, small eyes and a small mouth. It's cute when it walks. On the way home with my puppy, I have been stroking its fur. Its fur is soft and comfortable.
46. The clouds in the sky are unpredictable, sometimes like a herd of horses, sometimes like dogs, and sometimes like airplanes.
47. Honor and responsibility are of course important, but only for heroes. Puppies in StarCraft never need honor and responsibility.
48. Puppies have a lot of free time and are interested in new things. When I paint, he often stares at me and imitates the painter's movements, which makes me laugh.
49. My favorite animal is a puppy. It is covered with white hair, like cotton candy. Eyes are round, like two gems; The ears are semicircular, the nose is black, and the tail is short and lovely.
50. The puppy committed a heinous crime and was kept in a cage. His eyes glazed over and his head fell. He dare not move in the cage.
5 1, it's late at night, and the moon is all out. You can even hear people's footsteps at night, and the animals start to go home. After a busy day, the little bee came home with moonlight. The lovely dog fell asleep under the gentle gaze of Sister Moon, and the beautiful bird enjoyed the beautiful moonlight with her mother in the nest.
52. This puppy has a short face and long hair on its head, which covers its face and only shows a pair of big eyes. He has short legs and runs like a ball of hair rolling on the ground, which is very cute.
53. Childhood is the twinkling star in the autumn night sky. Childhood is an ant crawling slowly on the soil. Childhood is the longing eyes looking at the beautiful bear in the shop window. Childhood is the scene of crying with your mouth open after wrestling.
54. No ideal is terrible, just like a balloon without air, just like a dog without bones, just like a man without air. I won't be so stupid, little me, with great determination. Jiang published a book at the age of 7, and I am 1 1. Although I have nothing to do, I have determination, ideals and motivation to move forward.
When the puppy was born, its hair was brown. When it grew up, it was no longer brown, but became dark yellow.
56. Grandma's puppy gave birth to four puppies. They are so cute! My favorite is Xiao Pang, who is chubby, furry and square-faced. The way he walks is funny, especially when he is looking for food. He walks towards me with his head down, so cute!
One day I saw a dying puppy on the side of the road, so I sent it to the pet hospital for treatment and took it home.
The clouds in the sky are really changeable. They become naughty puppies, greedy kittens, lovely sheep and fierce wolves.
59. The sea is mild. Standing on the beach, the sea is like a mother's hand, touching you and making you feel a deep maternal love. The sea is like a docile puppy, quietly leaning on your side. But sometimes there is an omnipotence of Jieshi in the East to watch the sea.
60. A friend and I took the puppy to Freetown for a checkup and had a vaccination. The results show that they all have serious diseases and infections.
6 1. I once had a puppy. See who, I will plop on the ground, and then show the soft belly for people to touch. This absolute sense of security caused by ignorance of the world is really enviable.
62. First, insist on the absolute leadership of the wife. Wife always comes first, children second, dogs third and I fourth.
I have an exquisite stationery bag. That is a stationery bag for black and white clothes. I bought it from a stationery store. There is a puppy on its surface. The dog smiled as if to say to me: My little master, you should study hard! .
64. I have a lovely puppy at home. I named it Huanhuan. A pair of big amber eyes are embedded in the round head. It has a pink tongue, which always sticks out in summer. Its limbs are strong and its claws are white. That's cute.
65. The puppy's eyesight is not very good, and he can only see a mile. So, why can it see clearly? Mainly look at its nose.
66. In the blue sky, white clouds are as light as gauze, sometimes like spoiled puppies, and sometimes like rolling waves, chasing and playing with colorful kites of children.
67. What a coincidence to be a sugar man's grandfather. Some sugar people are like puppies, some are like kittens, some are like rabbits, and some are like the Monkey King.
68. In summer, the red sun lingers in the air, and it's so hot that dogs stick out their tongues. At this time, the lotus leaves in the river have become greener and the lotus flowers are in full bloom. The powder is as white as jade, especially beautiful against the lotus leaf, and the small fish play freely under the lotus leaf.
Like children, puppies like to play with leaves. When I put down the leaf, it rolled up and down, grabbed it with its claws several times and sometimes took a bite.
70. My family has a lively and lovely puppy. I named it Kabu. Its breed is Chihuahua. It has big eyes, golden fur, four white legs and a small mouth. It is very beautiful.
7 1, oh! Oh! Look at the blue sky and white clouds Look at that: some are like chickens, some are like puppies, and some are like lambs. It's beautiful.
72. This puppy has a very gentle personality. If you treat it well, it will use your head and legs, as if it were coquetry to you; But if a stranger comes to his house, he will still bark and even jump on you and bite you.
73. Although my family has had several puppies, the strangest one: the four feet, tail, neck and top of the head of the puppy are all white, and the rest are all black. Because of this, it is quite pleasing. Some people will look here and touch there. The puppy is also very obedient, and others don't mind touching it.
74. The whole city is covered with snow. People were so happy that they rushed into the position like ants who exploded the pot, and they had a long-awaited snowball fight with each other. The white dog ran like lightning in the wide snow, and there was a scene of silver dragons flying.
75. My dog is a lively and lovely animal. Wearing a golden coat, a big hairy tail, small feet like plum blossoms, and black pearl eyes.
76. The girl has only one braid, which is yellow and short, just like the tail of the puppy my mother bought me at the Earth Temple. The second time I saw the girl, I was watching the water draw by the well. She came and stood beside me silently. We both smiled at each other and didn't know what to say.
77. Happiness is the sound of children reading, and happiness is the rustling of raindrops. Happiness is to spoil our puppy, and happiness is a happy life!
78. The dog at home is having lunch. I walked past him carefully lest he should eat.
79. If you want to seek a little justice, I want to tell you that one day, those big dogs, the Pope and the emperor, in order to seek peace, will step on the bodies of those puppies who fight for them.
80. I want to plant some small flowers in my yard, ordinary, tough and kind. Plant two small trees and treat them as good children to protect their homes. I want to have a puppy, too. No famous dog is not fierce, but he is loyal and willing to work hard for his master.
8 1, the little girl doria lives on the farm with her parents, but she is lonely and has no friends, only her dog Toto accompanies her day and night.
82. When my father's puppy comes to his rice bowl to eat, he eats with the puppy. He bit the dog's ear and the dog bit his nose. He blows the puppy's ass and the puppy licks its mouth.
83. A lady walked into a pet shop and wanted to buy a sweater for a puppy. The salesman asked her to bring the puppy so that she could check the size. Miss: No, I want to give it a surprise on its birthday.
I saw a lovely dog in the street that day. It is very cute with white feathers and big eyes. His tail is yellow. Maybe you will wonder why his feathers are white and his tail is yellow. It's strange, isn't it?
85. I like the cool weather in autumn best, so I look forward to the arrival of autumn every day, so I can play outside with my friends. Look, the puppies wag their tails to show their agreement!
86. After a person dies, he goes to a beautiful place. Then someone looked at his ID card at the gate and took him to a beautiful villa, surrounded by lakes and flowers, and a big garden. Birds were barking, dogs were barking and ducks were barking. Everything is perfect.
This is a happy electric puppy with a red antenna around its neck, which is the nerve center of the puppy. This wire goes into the puppy's stomach, and Madada, who directs the puppy's movement, is installed in it.
88. Clouds in the sky change quickly. Just now they were like rabbits. In the blink of an eye, they became swans. In a short time, they became puppies.
89. The kitten fights with the puppy, and the puppy always lets the kitten. However, once, kittens and puppies competed for food. The kitten grabbed the puppy's ear, and the puppy bit the kitten's back angrily. The kitten ran away. That time, I gave the puppy a good beating. Dogs will never bully kittens again.
90. My favorite animal is a puppy. It is covered with white hair, like cotton candy. Eyes are round, like two big gems embedded under a pair of curved eyebrows; The ears are semicircular, the nose is black, and the tail is short and lovely.
9 1, the dog in front was finally angered, turned and knocked the puppy to the ground, not letting it move, and wanted to eat bones.
92. When a puppy eats, it first looks around to see if anyone is coming, then smells it with its nose, licks it with its tongue, and finally wolfs it down.
93. My family has a puppy. Its name is Beibei. He has a pair of big black eyes and two cute little ears. It looks like he fell into an ink bottle. Seeing him at night is not only invisible, but also shocked by his warm heart!
94. This puppy is very beautiful. Its fur is black and shiny, and its four little feet are actually white, as if to show off how clean it is. Beibei has drooping ears and big eyes, as if to catch a thief.