0003● One point one horizontal length, a wisp floating in Nanyang, there is a man in Nanyang, only one inch long. A: Fu.

0004● One person can't do it, a group of people can't do it, and two people do it just right. What is the secret? Answer: whisper

0005● There was a young man who shed 400 ml of blood, but his face was smiling. Nothing happened, and he still felt very happy? Answer: Yes, I participated in voluntary blood donation. For more blood donation knowledge, please see:/

0006● Four feet an hour, two feet at noon and three feet at night. Answer: babies, teenagers and the elderly.

0007● Top hair, bottom hair, and a black grape in the middle. Answer: eyes

0008● Is the "silkworm ant" an ant or a silkworm? Answer: Silkworm.

0009● An empty child in the middle of three walls Answer: Horse.

00 10● Old Zhan keeps a dog and never washes it. Why are there no fleas on dogs? Answer: Because dogs only have puppies.

00 1 1● Two ants are carrying a pole, and one ant is looking up on the pole. Answer: Six.

00 12● Why are two children just right? Answer: Because there are three kinds of unfilial.

00 13● Why do babies cry at birth? Answer: because he saw that the nurse aunt was so beautiful, and she was also ... small.

00 14● Like sugar is not sugar, you can't taste it with your mouth, help you correct the typo and go back and forth on the paper. Answer: Eraser

00 15● There are a pair of identical twin brothers. My brother has a mole on his ass, but my brother doesn't. But even if twins wear the same clothes, some people can immediately know who is the elder brother and who is the younger brother. who is it? Answer: themselves.

00 16● There is a lettering gentleman, and the price list he hangs is written like this: carve the four corners of "official script"; Carve "Song Style Imitation" at 6 corners and "Your Seal" at 8 corners; Engrave "Your Valentine's Seal" 1.2 yuan. Then what is the unit price of his lettering? Answer: 20 cents per word

00 17● A person has three hairs, why should he cut off one? Answer: He wants to be Sanmao's brother.

00 18● Teacher Hua has a skill that people who see him will automatically put their palms up. What's going on here? A: He is a Chinese medicine practitioner.

00 19● Old Man Mei, you go to the hospital for a check-up. The doctor told him to relax. What happened to him? Answer: beans and corn

0020● Apricot jumped from the 52nd floor. Why nothing? Answer: She is a bird.

002 1● Why do two handsome guys fight for a woman who looks like a dinosaur? Answer: I want to marry her.

0022● I have more than a year, why can't I save money? Answer: Because I get fired every year.

0023● Five brothers live together with different names and different heights. Answer: Fingers

0024● The doctor gave you three pills and told you to take one every half hour. How long will it take to complete? A: One hour.

0025● Interference Answer: Steps

0026● What is the name of driving around the river when you are bored? Answer: white flower oil

0027● What should the employer wear when there is a labor dispute? Answer: bulletproof vest

Who are Cinderella's parents? Answer: Snow White and Bao Gong.

0029● On the way, it did a somersault, and then it did it again (guess the four-word idiom). Answer: three times twice.

0030● Magic soap made of pig liver and bear bile (guess 4-word idiom) Answer: treat liver and gallbladder with each other (soap)

003 1● Why do some people like reading comics? Answer: boring.

0032● What will men and women become? Answer: Two people.

0033● What are the similarities between what two women said and what a thousand ducks said? Answer: Nonsense (chicken)

0034● Why is there a concave hole on the ground after DrJ finishes 10 push-ups? Answer: Because he does push-ups with one hand.

0035● Why does everyone like to sit and watch movies? Answer: Because it hurts to stand and watch your feet.

0036● What books can't be bought? Answer: suicide note

0037● What mice love to be clean? Answer: environmental protection department

0038● What is the English name of Ah-Pi Po? Answer: A- people

0039● What can you never catch with your right hand? Answer: right hand

0040● When taking the entrance exam, what is the most important thing besides the admission ticket? Answer: Remember to get up.

004 1● Mark's father is in the city library (four-word idiom) Answer: Know the way old horse (city map old horse)

0042● The cow that Cleisthenes barked stopped barking after swimming in the water (four-word idiom) Answer: Courage without strategy (Cleisthenes).

0043● Wheat was stolen on both sides (four-word idiom) Answer: It was stolen on all sides.

0044● This letter is made of two eggs (four-word idiom) Answer: swear (eggs)

0045● This ice looks like aluminum foil. A: Walking on thin ice.

0046● How can a tiger tied with a rope of 10 meter eat grass 20 meters away? Answer: Tiger ... Don't eat grass.

0047● This thing looks like an electric light on the left and an electric light on the right, just like an electric light. But it just doesn't work. What is this? Answer: The light is broken.

0048● There is a man standing at the door. Answer: Flash.

0049● A bright moon hangs high in Beijing (type a word) Answer: inflation.

0050● What water do people need when they are not hungry? Answer: salary

005 1● Why is seawater salty? Answer: The fish shed too many tears.

0052● Why does Ah Fu always have to wait for the teacher to start before listening to the teacher? Answer: He is deaf.

0053● What happens to people who get into the eyes of money? Answer: eventually you will die.

0054● Lao Wang is over half a year old. Why do you always like to revolve around women? Answer: Lao Wang sells cosmetics.

0055● Is there any way to stop people from drinking water? Answer: change the name of water.

0056● Cabbage is fifty cents a catty, and radish is sixty cents a catty. How much is that catty of ribs? Answer: One or two equals ten yuan a catty, 100 yuan.

0057● A female prisoner was taken to the police station and kept alone in a heavily guarded cell. In the absence of possible outsiders, the next morning, there was one more person in the cell! Why is this? A: This is a pregnant female prisoner who gave birth to a baby boy.

Jane can't do any housework, and she has a bad temper. Why did his parents urge her to get married? A: Its purpose is to blame others.

0059● The room was leaking everywhere, but no one got wet. Why? Answer: empty house

0060● Who can open his mouth with food and reach out with clothes? Answer: Baby

006 1● Take off the red robe and a white fat man walks up to a white fat man and a black mariko. Hit a plant? Answer: litchi

0062● A taxi was driving normally on the expressway and was stopped by the police without violating any traffic rules. Why? Answer: The police took a taxi.

0063● There is a website, where all Internet users go first (wwwhang 123com). Why answer: Everyone can have their own love.

0064● How many duck eggs are there in a dozen? Answer: it's all gone, it's broken.

0065● How do people with head injuries sleep? Answer: sleep with your eyes closed

0066● Why does it get cold after death? Answer: Peace of mind is natural and cool.

0067● Why do modern people like to dig their ears more and more? Answer: There are more and more people who love swearing.

0068● How to distinguish friendship from love? Answer: Friendship appears during the day and love appears at night.

0069● I can't eat grapes, and I don't say sour grapes. Why? Answer: I understand.

0070 ●100000 Why? Answer: Ask whatever you want.

007 1● When will we willingly put out the flame of our lives? Answer: Before cutting the birthday cake.

0072● Three prisoners were sentenced by the judge, and the judge said that the left and right two were not guilty. Why? Answer: Guan Zhong

0073● What do people in China say? Answer: China people.

0074● There are two places on earth. Yesterday can be today, and today can be tomorrow. Where is that place? Answer: South Pole and North Pole.

Xiao Kai drove, but he never reached his destination. Why? Answer: The car is driving backwards.

0076● Fangfang ate beef noodles but didn't see beef? Answer: She ate beef instant noodles.

0077● Daming is fluent in English, but foreigners can't understand what he says? Answer: The tortoise hit its head into the water.

0078● Just after Mr. Lu cut his hair, he asked the barber to cut it "in the middle". The barber said he couldn't do it. Why? Answer: His hair is very strange.

0079● What is the first thing that Santa Claus puts in his socks on Christmas Eve? Answer: feet

0080● Where can I get stamps? Answer: India

008 1● There are twenty ripe apples on the apple tree, half of which are blown off by the wind and then picked by the fruit farmers. How many apples are there on the tree? Answer: 5

0082● How long does it take to write from ten thousand to ten thousand? Answer: 5 seconds at most. 10000.

0083● Why is there no word "difficult" in Napoleon's dictionary? Answer: His dictionary is in French.

0084● What idiom is a monk playing an umbrella? Answer: No offense.

0085● What flowers can you see but can't catch? Answer: splash and fireworks

0086● What kind of train cars are the least? Answer: fire truck

0087● Who speaks admirably, but doesn't want to see the answer: God?

0088● The fat girl is ill. What do you say when someone comes to see her? Answer: Take care.

0089● What is the earliest surname of China people? Good last name. "

0090● Why does a strong duck drown in the river? Answer: I can't think of suicide.

009 1● Once upon a time, what was the gold all over the mountain? Answer: San Francisco

0092● Iron will rust if left outside. What about gold? Answer:No..

0093● The farmer raised 10 cows, why only 19 horns? Answer: One of them is a rhinoceros.

0094● Xiaoming's father has only been an official once, and only for a few days. But because he became an official that time, he had to pay for it every day. What kind of official did he become? Answer: groom.

0095● When is the best time to raise your hand? A: When someone points a pistol at your head.

Xiao Ming lives on the fifth floor, but the elevator is broken. Instead of taking the stairs, he went up to the fifth floor to go home. Is this possible? Answer: Mom carried him upstairs.

0097● Subtract an apple from an apple and guess a word. Answer: 0

0098● Three gold "Xin", Three water "Miao" and Three people "Zhong", so what should you call the three ghosts? Help!

0099● Where does the sea not produce fish? Answer: Cihai.

0 100● Chuchu's birthday is March 30th. What year is this year? Answer: March 30th every year.

0 10 1● There is an animal that is as big as a cat and looks like a tiger. What kind of animal is this? Answer: Little tiger.

0 102● A monkey can break a corn every minute. In the orchard, a monkey can break several corns in five minutes. Answer: No.

0 103● Xiaohong has 10 copper coins in his pocket, but they are all dropped. What answer is left in Xiaohong's pocket? There's another hole.

0 104● What is higher than the sky? Answer: The heart is higher than the sky.

0 105● What is the most valuable thing missing? Answer: satellite.

0 106● It takes three minutes for three children to eat three cakes, and how long does it take for ninety children to eat ninety cakes? Answer: Three minutes.

0 107● What does it matter that a great man and a big lion were born on the same day? Answer: it doesn't matter

0 108● Who is the drunk? Answer: People who claim that they are not drunk.

0 109● When the earth explodes, where is the safest answer: hell.

0 1 10● Which dress is the most durable? Answer: the one I don't like the most.

0 1 1 1● After the beheading of French King Louis XIV, what became his son? Answer: orphans

0 1 12● What things in the world are not priced? Answer: family.

0 1 13● Xiaoyun and ahua are married. Why are they still secretly dating? Answer: They are dating someone else.

0 1 14● What "place" can a person have? Answer: My heart.

0 1 15● On 1 month/day a year ago, everyone was doing something very important. Do you remember what it is? Answer: Everyone is breathing.

0 1 16● Why does Xiao Wang always keep a posture when running? Answer: Because he is in the photo.

0 1 17● The left side looks like an electric fan, and the right side looks like an electric fan. Although it looks like an electric fan, it just doesn't turn. What is this? Answer: the electric fan with power failure.

0 1 18● Under what circumstances will everyone actively play the spirit of going through fire and water? Answer: When eating hot pot.

0 1 19 ● Three people use three buckets of water for three days and nine people use several buckets of water for nine days. Answer: Nine.

0 120● Why does a person often jump from a place ten meters high without any safety devices? Answer: Divers.

0 12 1● Xiao Wang often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why? Answer: He goes home every morning.

0 122● Why does it take only three minutes for a snail to climb from Xinjiang Uygur Autonomous Region to Hainan Province? Answer: It crawls on the map.

0 123● A person who can't swim fell into the water but didn't drown. Why? Answer: wearing a life jacket.

0 124● Shortly after the accident, the first batch of policemen rushed to the scene. They found the driver intact, and the overturned car was covered with blood inside and outside, but they didn't see the dead or the injured. This is a deserted place. What's going on here? Answer: Because this is a blood donation car.

0 125● What kind of people want to have as many children as possible? Answer: Children's products are highly manufactured.

0 126● What is the last thing a person wants to do before he dies? Answer: Take your last breath.

0 127● Why is Zhuge Liang willing to see Liu Bei only after he has been to the shanzhai? Answer: because I didn't bring a gift for the first two times.

0 128● Xiao Wang said that the sun and the moon will always be together and he will travel. Is this possible? Answer: It may be tomorrow.

0 129● In ancient times, there was no clock. Someone raised a flock of chickens, but it was dawn, and no one announced it for him. Why is this? Answer: He keeps a flock of hens.

0 130● Lao Zhang is a famous boxer. Why did he put on boxing gloves three times and let his opponent knock off the stage twice? A: He is a master of wine and boxing.

0 13 1● The Far East Department Store was robbed, and the police immediately blocked all the exits, but why did the thief escape? Why? Answer: thieves can escape from the entrance.

0 132● You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, and two people can't do it together. What's the answer: dreaming.

0 133● He is obviously a nearsighted boy, and he is a notoriously greedy boy. Put a pile of books in front of him and an apple behind them. What do you think he will read first? Answer: nothing.

0 134● After dinner, the wife asked her husband for matches, and the husband politely took out the famous brand lighter, but the wife glared at him. Why? Answer: How to pick your teeth with a lighter?

0 135● What is a never-ending thing? Answer: Question.

0 136● What is the cleanest ball in the world? Answer: sanitary ball

0 137● Who is your favorite person? Answer: myself.

0 138● An unarmed man got into the lion's cage. Why peace? Answer: The lion cage is empty.

0 139● What attracts thieves more than gold? Answer: beauty.

0 140● Mr. Chen bought real medicine, not fake medicine. Why was he sentenced to a heavy sentence? A: He smuggled arms.

0 14 1● A sea without a drop of water. What sea is it? Answer: Cihai

0 142● Why have you only read "novels" and never read "big stories"? Answer: Because Dashuo is dead.

0 143● New banknotes are printed differently. Why? A: The numbers are different.

0 144● There is a kind of cowhide that is most easily punctured. What kind of cowhide is that? Answer: brag

0 145● What do blacks have to worry about? Answer: tanning

0 146● One fell to the sky, one fell to the ground, one was very painful and the other was very happy. What are you doing? Answer: the cat catches the mouse.

0 147● Where is the source of the Yellow River? A: In the sky, how does the water of the Yellow River move out of the sky?

0 148● What is the success of the pretender? Answer: Just fill in the blanks.

0 149● What kind of home do you live in and can go to work without leaving home? Answer: country

0 150● What kind of river will people never cross? Answer: Galaxy

0 15 1● What will the water seller think when he sees this river? Answer: These are all money.

0 152● What occupation is easy for people to change their minds repeatedly in a short time? Answer: Instructors line up.

0 153● A tramp who has been wandering for more than 50 years suddenly stopped wandering one day. Why? A: He is dead.

Old Wang Tiantian has lost his hair. Everything is used. There is only one way to make him never lose his hair. What can we do? Answer: Shave.

0 155● What animal has four feet in the sky, two feet on the ground and three feet in the water? Answer: monsters.

0 156● It takes 2 14 yuan 56 points to buy a pair of high-grade women's leather shoes. How much does it cost to buy one? Answer: One is not for sale.

0157 ● 500,000-ton oil tanker sank. What first surfaced? Answer: air.

0 158● Why is Rodin's sculpture The Thinker naked? Answer: He wants to look good in that dress.

0 159● After the east-west fracture, even the most sophisticated instruments can't find the crack? Answer: feelings.

0 160● What can one hand do? Answer: cut your nails.

0 16 1● What house caught fire but no one ran out? Answer: mortuary.

0 162● The house is dirty and messy. How can I clean it up in the shortest time? A: Close your eyes, out of sight is clean.

0 163● Where can I risk my life? Answer: Hospital.

0 164● In a cloth shop, you can't buy any cloth. Answer: Songzan Gambu.

0 165● What can't be magnified with a magnifying glass? Answer: Angle.

0 166● If a girl's idol unfortunately becomes a vegetable because of a car accident, what will happen to the fans? Answer: awesome.

0 167● I have never given birth to a child, nor have I raised a child, and I have never recognized an adoptive mother. I was a mother before I claimed my adopted son and daughter. Excuse me, who's calling? Answer: the groom.

0 168● Is the story of Alibaba and the Forty Thieves an oriental night or a western night? A: None of them are fables.

0 169● What color are the baby teeth of black and white people? Answer: The baby has no teeth yet.

0 170● Why can Lao Wang's horses eat Lao Zhang's elephants? Answer: Because they are playing chess.

0 17 1● Why do women get married when they wear high heels? Answer: Because wearing high heels is slow, it is easy for men to catch up.

0 172● Lao Gao walked ten kilometers by bike, but the surrounding scenery never changed. Why answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike.

0 173● Six-year-old Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Answer: Mom asked Dad to repair Xiaoming.

0 174● What kind of people are most likely to go to extremes? Answer: Eskimos.

0 175● The wolf is coming (guess the name of the fruit) Answer: carambola.

0 176● Why do police wear white belts? Answer: pants will fall off if you don't bring them.

0 177● What is the highest mountain in the world? Answer: Peak.

0 178 How many sides does a circle have? A: Two sides, one outside and one inside.

0 179● Why invite people to dinner when getting married or having a funeral? Answer: announce that there is one more person in the family to eat, and then announce that there is one less person in the family to eat.

0 180● How to make the equation X+I=IX hold in the simplest way? Answer: 1+X

The word 0 18 1● is not difficult to guess. Confucius guessed for three days. What is this? Answer: Crystal.

0 182●4-3 = 5? A: When the calculation is wrong.

0 183● Why do snakes peel? Answer: Because the skin itches.

0 184● Why is there a podium in the classroom? Answer: Improve the status of teachers.

0 185● Why can't the sky cannon shoot the stars? Answer: Because the stars will shine.

0 186● This word is not difficult to guess, and it is inseparable. What is the word, please? Answer: Noodles.

0 187● What should I do if I find that I have no money after eating in a restaurant? Answer: Credit card or credit.

0 188● beauty contest-guess a country name answer: Israel

0 189● Can a blue pen write scarlet letters? Answer: Of course, you can write in scarlet letters.

0 190● What is the largest organ in the human body? Answer: bold and bold.

0 19 1● It takes 30 seconds for the wall clock to strike six times, and how many seconds does it take to strike 12? Answer: 66 seconds

0 192 How many letters are there in English? Answer: No letters are in Chinese.

0 193● Lao Wang has had worm teeth since he was nine years old. Why is his tooth still there when he is 90 years old? Answer: The worm has been replaced.

0 194● Why are fat people more afraid of the sun than thin people? Answer: The area of the sun is relatively large.

0 195● What can I borrow without returning the answer: Excuse me.

0 196● The plane that just took off suddenly smoked and fell to the ground. Why is no one hurt? Answer: Everyone is dead.

0 197● When someone knocks at the door, you will never say come in. A: When going to the toilet.

0 198● What happened after Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai became a pair of butterflies in Fly with Me? Answer: They gave birth to a bunch of caterpillars.

0 199● What can die many times, and in general, the time of each death does not exceed 1 minute? Answer: collapse.

0200● A, B and C skydiving. A and B brought umbrellas, but C didn't. Later, C was fine, and both A and B were occupied. Why? A: Party A and Party B hold a funeral for Party C..