Funny version of acceptance speech (1)
In 20xx years, I often dealt with hospitals. First, my mother was hospitalized twice for heart disease, and then my daughter Ning. I lived in Ningbo for more than a month because of reactive arthritis. It seems that I will continue to deal with the hospital. My mother has been hospitalized again these days.
In these 20xx years, my son selected the top ten friends in the university circle, and I was fortunate to be recognized as one of them. I don't know who voted for me, but I still want to thank my son for his blue dream in the university circle and everyone's love! The network makes strangers become good friends and makes us more exciting in the journey of life! Blue dream, the owner of the circle, and the administrator have sacrificed a lot of precious time and energy for everyone, and pay the highest respect for this!
Not long ago, I accompanied my daughter to the Zhejiang Famous Chinese Medicine Museum in Hangzhou and bought some Chinese medicines. When I left, I mentioned ten important things to Peter Pan. Maybe he didn't notice.
Seeing that Xiaoxue's prizes have all been exposed, but I have no news at all, I quickly sent a message to Peter Pan: Have you received the express delivery from Jinan? If you don't receive it, please say hello to the property. ? The answer is? I'm early. I've contacted the owner of the Blue Dream Circle. ? You didn't call me when you received the courier, but you contacted Blue Dream? Somebody else:? Hey, hey! ? Laugh twice, uncharacteristically, and never say it again.
See Xiaoxue's comment on Blue Dream: Tell you a funny thing ~ I received a long-distance call from a gay man in Zhejiang this afternoon, saying that he would ask me who I was when he received the courier. What's in it? I said the address is correct. You can take it. It's a small activity gift.
Ha ha! ? At that time, I thought, we have so many top ten friends in Zhejiang. Who knows that gay men in Zhejiang are my husband? This guy couldn't believe it when he saw the pie falling from the sky. It is estimated that Blue Dream is a suspect. But I received a gift from Xu Xiaoping in the Apple Circle the year before last.
He didn't even open it. Isn't he afraid to open it and can't go back because of unjust enrichment?
It should have been recorded a long time ago, but I left some work to go to Ningbo. In addition, I was already very busy during the Spring Festival, and my mother was hospitalized these days. This matter has been delayed until now.
Well, tomorrow is the thirtieth anniversary, here it is.
I wish you all a happy Spring Festival! Family health! Tiger tiger gives birth to power!
Award-winning Speech of Excellent Employees (2)
I can win this grand prize, first of all, I want to thank the country, because no land makes me so lonely, no stock market makes me so ups and downs, so suffering, I am still happy, although I don't regret my death.
I will make it clear that no matter how painful the coming years are, I will continue to pursue the happy paradise in the legendary hell.
Since I started working? Pursuing Excellence, we should do our best whenever and wherever. , has always been my motto, since I entered the factory, all outstanding employees are my role models. Along this goal, I have been working hard. I think the most important thing for Excellence is to have a dedicated heart, dare to act and be willing to pay, so that you can gain.
After winning the honor of outstanding employees? Excellent? This sentence will inspire me to work harder to carry out 5S activities and TPM activities, build a more combative group with a positive attitude and better serve the company.
Being elected as an excellent employee is only the starting point of progress, which will be the spur and motivation for my future work. Will urge me to work harder to complete the company's indicators and do everything well. I am determined to play a leading role in innovating technology, improving efficiency and promoting team spirit among employees. We are also determined to build a brand, complete the task with good quality and quantity, strive to improve the quality of employees, and contribute our youth and strength to building CCTC into a world-class enterprise under the leadership of leaders at all levels! I sincerely hope that our team will become stronger and stronger and strive to contribute to the prosperity of the enterprise!
Funny version of the award-winning speech model essay (3)
First of all, I would like to thank CCTV, MTV and HC TV for their attention and support to this grand prize. In order to influence other people's aesthetic interest, interest in eating, interest in shopping and interest in reading excellent articles, in this cloudless and sunny afternoon in Wan Li, I think it is necessary to make my acceptance speech public, hoping that people with money will hold a money field and those without money will hold a money field.
I think people should do something when they are alive. Although I didn't get a pencil since I was a child, and I didn't get an eraser when I grew up, I am still a trivial little grain of sand in today's society, but this doesn't affect my lofty ideals and extravagant hopes for tickets. I also think that I can win this grand prize without my countless efforts day and night. Therefore, as long as everyone is like me, read magazines every day, go to forums from time to time, say whatever you want, and hold back for a while if you don't want to.
Here I want to tell you loudly, from kindergarten to primary school, from primary school to middle school, from middle school to university, from university to now, this is the most lasting, sublime and authoritative honor I have suffered. Yesterday, just yesterday, I also excitedly stressed that radio stations and major media should keep a low profile.
But just as I got off work and got on the 99 1 bus, I was hugged a few times by fans screaming for autographs. Even a few crazy MM stepped on my back regardless of occasion. Although the strength is a bit strong, it is my love. I endured it with tears. Finally, I couldn't help it. I looked up at a 200 kg mm.
It's hard to get here today. Standing in front of this podium, I would like to thank the organizing committee of HC Forum, HC Media and HC Magazine, the moderators of Xiaoqi for holding this meaningful and valuable essay contest, the friends of the forum for their comments and support, and the administrators and moderators of HC Forum. Without your efforts, there would be no place for me on the homepage today.
I also want to thank my teachers, primary school students, middle school students and kindergarten students. I would also like to thank my parents, my motherland, the Great Wall in Wan Li, the Yangtze River flowing in the motherland, Guan Yu for buying me outdoor fitness equipment-Seven Star Plum Blossom Piles for practicing martial arts, and Zhang Fei for buying me aluminum alloy doors when he was too lazy to practice martial arts. Although I know that HC's forum is like the sea, it will be swallowed up if it is unstable, but I still want to stand.
Say that finish, everyone applauded. Thank you for your patience with my incoherent speech. See you next time.