Brainstorming is an intellectual game that children like to watch and play. Its design purpose is to break through the mindset, change the thinking angle, seek d
Brainstorming is an intellectual game that children like to watch and play. Its design purpose is to break through the mindset, change the thinking angle, seek difference, innovation and change, and cultivate people's creativity and innovative spirit. The following is my brain teaser, I hope you like it.
Brainstorm: Who doesn't use electricity?
A: There is no electricity in Myanmar.
Brainstorming:
1. Everyone is afraid of rain, but everyone likes it. Why? Answer: shower
2. What is the difference between the poor and the rich? Answer: bathroom
Lao Wang has to shave many times every day, but he still has a beard on his face. Why? Answer: He is shaving others.
4. Why did I go through the customs by riding a green cow? Answer: I am happy.
Xiaoming is in the second grade of primary school. His family lives on 12 floor. He takes the elevator every time he goes to school, but he can only take the elevator to the 1 1 floor after school. Why? Answer: Xiao Ming is not tall enough to press the button 12.
Ayong always procrastinates, but his superiors always praise him. Why? A: He is a mason.
7. What would the world be like if dinosaurs didn't disappear? Answer: No one cares about his existence any more.
8. A class of paratroopers parachuted, and the monitor said that it would take 30 seconds to jump out of the plane to pull the umbrella, but the result was something else.
9. In the restaurant, two fathers and sons are eating. They each ordered a steak from 70 yuan, and only paid 2 10 yuan when paying the bill. Why? -Answer: These are three generations.
10. Lily is playing with the dog. Suddenly, she saw the puppy getting smaller and smaller. What is the reason? Answer: The puppy ran away from Xiaoli, farther and farther away.
1 1. Xiao Li often socializes because of her work. Although she comes home early every day, her wife still complains constantly. Why? Answer: He didn't go home until morning.
12. Dayong boasted to his friends: In class today, the teacher asked a question, and no one in the class answered correctly except him. Guess what the teacher asked? Answer: Yong, why are you late again?
13. Why does Chang 'e like living on the moon? A: Chang E loves rabbit meat.
14. Why can't Chen quit gambling once? Answer: Because I quit my right hand and left hand.
15. Accompaniment. Play an idiom-a: others think it's fun.
16. The football match has not started yet. Why does everyone know the score? Answer: Everyone knows that it is 0:0.
17. What should I do if I can't find a self-defense weapon in the icy Arctic? Answer: pee to make an ice sword.
18. Why are giraffes the cheapest? Answer: Because their necks are very long, a little food has to walk a long way to reach their stomachs.
19. Someone bought a can of easily opened pesticide and wanted to commit suicide. His lover demands the same fate, but the amount of pesticide must be a whole can to kill him. As a result, both of them died Why? Answer: open the pesticide can and take another can if it is broken.
20. Xiaoming's stomach is about to burst. Why doesn't he listen to water? Answer: Xiao Ming can't swim because he fell into the river.
2 1. Lao Gao walked ten kilometers by bike, but the surrounding scenery never changed. Why? Answer: He rides an indoor exercise bike.
22. Infantry walks, but what soldiers always run? Answer: deserter
23. Someone went to a foreign country, but China people were all around him. What happened? Answer: In China.
24. Why do all the monks in Shaolin Temple shave their heads? -Answer: Because I am afraid that the other party will lose hair when fighting!
25. Do you write with your left hand or your right hand? Answer: Use a pen.
26. The old family was robbed and suffered heavy losses. But when the police informed him to solve the case, Lao Gu sent condolences to see the thief. Why? Answer: He wants to ask the secret of how to go home in the middle of the night without waking his wife.
27. What is the most famous in Hong Kong? -Answer: Hong Kong Foot
28. Going out to see the sky, going in to see the face, what does the female ghost want to see when knocking at the door? Answer: See who is the most beautiful.
29. Someone fired five shots at the gun target and * * * got a hundred points. Where did he hit? Answer: Only one shot is exactly one hundred.
30. A man met 10 lions on his way home. What will he become? -Answer: Ten piles of lion shit.
Brainstorming 2:
1. What is the most troublesome thing for middle school teachers? Answer: Cold.
2. Why does Xiao Ming refuse to use the word "although ..." to make sentences? Answer: Didn't the teacher say that you can't do two things at the same time?
Amin was bitten by a mosquito. Was the bigger bag bitten by a male mosquito or a female mosquito? Answer: Male mosquitoes don't bite.
Dongdong's father has good teeth, but he often goes to the stomatological hospital. Why? Answer: Because he is a dentist.
Please put nine horses in ten stables evenly, and make the number of horses in each stable the same. How to divide it? Answer: put nine horses in a stable, and then put the other nine horses outside this stable!
6. How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? -Answer: Four.
7. There is a man who lives on the thirteenth floor. He always takes the elevator to the first floor when he goes out every day, and only takes the elevator to the fourth floor when he comes back, and then climbs upstairs. Why? Answer: He is too short to press the button.
8. Why does the egret warbler always sleep on one foot? Answer: if you shrink your feet, you will fall.
9. The teacher wrote a composition entitled "If I were the chairman", and all the students are working hard. Why didn't Xiao Qiang do this? Answer: He is waiting for his secretary to write to him.
10. Who wants to buy fakes? Answer: wigs, dentures
1 1. When you brag about your strengths to others, what else will others know about you? Answer: Not dumb.
12. What do you do when you can't stand one thing? Answer: Go to the toilet quickly.
13. When a foreigner asks for directions, Xiaoming tries to speak English with him, but he doesn't understand at all. Why? Answer: Because he is French.
14. Two chess friends played nine games a day and won the same number of times without a draw. What happened? Answer: Not all 9 sets were played by the two of them.
15. A singer always wears gloves when performing on the stage. Why? Answer: He always wants to shine.
16. It is said that the poem written by Jamie was stolen from a book, but Jamie denied it. What is his reason? A: The poem is still in the book.
17. What do stutterers do most often? A: Make an international call.
18. What is the most economically valuable melon? Answer: Pumpkins can become Cinderella's carriage.
19. Dad's watch has just been washed. Why don't you leave? Answer: My son washed it with tap water.
20. Will the children of infertile women inherit her infertility? Answer: Infertile women can't have children at all.
Brainstorming 3:
1. Why didn't Sleeping Beauty get up after the prince kissed her? Answer: She is lying in bed.
2. Mr. Chen is walking on the road with a 1000-yuan bill in front of him. He clearly saw it, why didn't he pick it up? Answer: The one thousand dollar bill is in someone else's hand.
3. What is the difference between being bitten by a crocodile and being bitten by a shark? Answer: No one knows.
Superman went to the telephone booth and suddenly began to cry. Why? Answer: He is too fat to get in.
5. What numbers make women love and hate? Answer: March 8.
6. What's the difference between a computer and a human brain? Answer: the computer can move, but the brain can't.
7. Michael Jackson's son is happy. Why? Answer: He can take off his father's nose to play.
8. When did the cow's tongue and tail meet? Answer: In the restaurant.
9. Dad asked Xiaoming to recite the Analects of Confucius. He recited the whole book in one minute. Is Xiaoming a genius? Answer: Not because he only recited the Analects of Confucius.
10. Please explain: What is the connection between tragedy and comedy? Answer: If no one likes watching it, it would be a tragedy.
1 1. What is the most important thing besides the admission ticket when taking the entrance exam? Answer: Remember to get up.
12. Li Zhe looks ordinary and nothing special, but he can blink for hours on end. How did he do it? Answer: As long as he closes his eyes, he won't blink.
13. What is broken without penalty or reward? -Answer: Record
14. Why did Tong Tong and Zhuang Zhuang insist that Zhuang Zhuang grew up drinking goat's milk when they first met? Answer: strong is a sheep.
15. When Lan Lan passed a city, there happened to be a big earthquake there. Why is light light blue safe? Answer: She flew over.
16. What's the best thing not to ask when you meet a friend in the toilet? Answer: Have you eaten?
17. Why are more and more people getting divorced? Answer: Because more and more people are getting married.
18. The breeder hangs a bunch of bananas on the bamboo pole for the gorilla to hold. Don't put a stool or cut off the bamboo branches. The clever gorilla thought about it and soon got the banana. How did it get it? Answer: Put down the bamboo pole.
19. Recruit Aguo: "Report to the monitor! There is a fly in my soybean milk. " Why did the monitor casually tell him that he could drink? Answer: Because spiders in steamed bread eat flies.
20. A man was bitten by a dinosaur and chewed in his mouth several times. Why isn't he hurt? Answer: Because it was stuffed into the dinosaur's teeth.