Tell everyone that I am a scholar.
B literati?
A Yes, it's a literate person.
Are you knowledgeable?
A Yes, I went to school when I was very young. He was only a few years old, eight years old and just weaned.
B ah! You didn't wean until you were eight?
A I like the smell. Do you care?
B that is, that is.
A After I graduated from junior high school, I went to primary school and finished reading. ...
B Wait, you went to primary school after junior high school?
A They said my IQ was going back to the furnace.
B I think so, so now you ...
A I'm going to drop out of school now.
B why?
A don't go to school, the school is regulated.
B everywhere is controlled.
Who says it's not? I just crossed the road when a policeman stopped me and saluted me:' This classmate, please don't cross the road from here for the safety of you and others'.
B why?
A what? No, I told you, my brother just got married and my sister-in-law is here. I have to go home and watch her go. If he runs away, you will be responsible. ...
B Did your brother marry or steal his daughter-in-law?
A Then don't worry. Why do you think he won't let me go?
Didn't you take the crosswalk?
A I don't know how to take the crosswalk yet. Can't you go far?
B Then you must take the sidewalk, too.
A ok, you draw one for me.
B draw you one?
A Yes, there are several policemen in the building next to it. A few days ago, they drew one in front of the building. I won't go if you draw it. I'll make you waste a bucket of paint!
B what kind of personality is this!
A I live here anyway.
B What if you cross the street and a car hits you?
I can't hit a car if I want to.
What's the matter?
I'm sitting on the railing.
B Ah, you also climbed over the guardrail.
A, this guy who loses weight, does he call for national fitness? Do you know Liu Xiang, the prince of hurdles?
B I know.
It is said that this is how he practiced crossing the road.
B never heard of it.
A Hey, I just ran past, and all the cars stopped, just watching me perform street disco alone.
B That's because I'm afraid of bumping into you.
A what? A driver just arrived, listening to "scratching"
B clap for you!
A slapped me in four big mouths.
Why did you hit it?
I said, why did you hit me? You will come home with me. You slap me four times, and I'll let my mother slap you six times.
B why are you still looking for your mother for such a trivial matter?
Hit someone. That's my father.
B that will hit you.
A The police can forgive me, but my father doesn't give me face. Forget it, I won't go this way in the future.
B Then you-
I ride a bike.
You must obey the traffic rules when riding a bike.
A that's all right. I'll buy a bike and turn into the alley. I can't see the police or my father. I can ride whenever I want, and the more I ride, the happier I am.
B why?
A is in a good mood today. I got burned playing mahjong.
You still gamble.
What do you mean by gambling? Small gambling suits your feelings, while big gambling is harmful to your health.
What is this point of view?
A is still thinking about playing mahjong while riding a bike. Actually, I should touch the second bucket across the corridor.
B doesn't concentrate on cycling either.
Touch two barrels, "when! ~" -
B played two barrels.
A hit the trash can.
B ah
A crashed with a clash and I plunged into the trash can, and someone gossiped; "Look at people's meticulous garbage collection!"
B that's picking up garbage!
I finally put my head out. At first glance, my bike was gone.
B it must have been lost. Call the police!
What did A report to the police? At first glance, he is not from Pinggu.
What's the matter?
A How many cyclists in Pinggu have never lost their cars?
B Yes, yes, yes, yes. ...
A lost it. I didn't spend money on this car anyway.
Hmm? What happened?
I pushed it to the side of the road
You stole this, too
What do you mean, stolen? I borrowed it. Look, I lost it now, so I'll return it.
B never heard of it!
A Forget it, I can't ride a bike.
B Then you-
A I'm sitting in three seats ...