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On TV Series Legend of Wulin
The sixth time, Yang Huilan competed to recruit a husband, and Li Dazui played tricks to kill evil spirits.

This episode was written by Caishen Ning.

This friendship performance: Yang Huilan-Yu Juan.

The father employed by Huilan (hereinafter referred to as Huilan's father)-Liang Zhenya.

Jin Laoren-Bai Zhidi dubbing

Silver Elder-Huang Xiaojuan dubbing.

Shangguan Yundun-Liu Yajin

During the day, the inn lobby.

Lao Bai is sleeping on the table, while Guo is cleaning the table.

Shopkeeper (coming down from upstairs, shaking his fan): Where are so many flies? What do you do, Xiao Guo?

Xiao Guo (picking up the rag): I can't cure you, little guy (waving the rag). This is the so-called rag work. (Proud)

Beckham (running in from the yard with a stack of paper in his hand): Oh dear ~ Sister-in-law, I have finished copying. (puts down the paper) Such a thick pile.

Shopkeeper: So soon. (looking through)

Beckham (turning a page): This is a person. Here it is. This is Chu. There is more to come.

Shopkeeper (angry): You have learned to be smart. Copy it for me Copy it again! (Xiaoguo grins)

Beckham (frowning): Huh? You still laugh at you! I can't go to Cuiwei Mountain (turn around and run back to the backyard).

Lao Xing (entering the door): Hey, hey, you must not go to this Cuiwei Mountain.

Shopkeeper: What's wrong?

Lao Xing: A group of mountain thieves have come to Cuiwei Mountain. They are extremely vicious. General manager Zhao, the escort head of the mighty escort agency, has high martial arts and was stabbed ...

Laobai (awakened from a dream): I dare not do it again!

Mouth (running out of the kitchen): What's the matter, what's the matter?

Laobai: Nothing, I had a dream.

Shopkeeper: It gave us a big fright. (to big mouth) Go and cook noodles. (to Lao Xing) Holding a knife?

Lao Xing: Cut off your arm. (pause) Two.

Shopkeeper (frightened): What happened later?

Lao Xing: Then I quit.

Laobai: My arm is broken and my hand is gone.

Lao Xing: Then wash your feet. It means the same thing anyway.

Lao Bai (pulling Lao Xing's sleeve): Lao Xing, who is so cruel?

Lao Xing (sighs): Heifengzhai. (turning to the diners): Eat, eat, it's okay.

Beckham ran in from the backyard and tried to sneak out the front door.

Shopkeeper: Hey! Mo Xiaobei! (to Xiao Guo) Bring her back quickly, quickly.

Lao Xing: Attention. (turning around)

Shopkeeper: Thank you, Lao Xing.

Lao Xing met a man and a woman at the door and looked at each other.

Lao Xing (to the beautiful woman in purple): Please. (leave)

At this point, his mouth was wide open and his eyes were glassy.

Music: Since I saw you by the Acacia River, it's like the spring breeze blowing in ... (The camera slowly switches between the big mouth and the woman)

The scene switches to the psychological activity of the big mouth: the light focuses on the stairs, and the big mouth with roses in its mouth dances with the woman.

Music switching: (Cha Cha Cha) Since I met you at Tongfu Inn, (Cha Cha Cha) is like a spring breeze blowing into my heart, (Cha Cha Cha) I want to tell you gently, (Cha Cha Cha) don't forget me, (Cha Cha Cha).

The scene cuts back to the hotel.

Laobai (getting up): Hey, do you want to stay in a hotel?

Old man (played by Liang Zhenya): What do you think of this place, Huilan?

Whelan (played by Yu Juan) listens to her father.

Dad Whelan (laughs): OK, then we'll live here.

Laobai: OK, please go upstairs.

Three people walked to the stairs.

The music began: since I saw you by the acacia river, it was like a spring breeze blowing in …

Dad Whelan (to big mouth): Hey, man, bring our boxes in.

Big mouth (staring at orchids): orchids ...

Upstairs in the guest room.

Laobai (opening the door): Come on, please come in.

Whelan: Dad, please have a rest first.

Dad Whelan: Hey, hey, hey.

Laobai: Then you should rest first. I'm out. If you need anything, call me. (Turn around and go out)

Dad Whelan: OK, OK.

Whelan (after Laobai closes the door): Get up, get up.

Dad Whelan: I just lay down.

Whelan: I can't stop resting. Do you really think you are my father? (Sit down)

Dad, Whelan got up.

Whelan: Go and get me a basin of foot washing water.

Dad Whelan (takes out a piece of paper): Hey. It's not too late for you to sign the bill before washing.

Whelan (frowning): Look at you bored. I have hired you for more than a year. How can I leave for a day and a half?

Dad Whelan (putting away the paper): I'm afraid you'll never forget it.

Whelan: I've been out for more than a year in a blink of an eye, and I haven't found a husband yet. (Get up) If I keep spending like this, I'll go bankrupt before I get married.

Dad Whelan: The escort who came from Zhao Zong last time had good conditions, high martial arts and a lot of possessions.

Orchid: You are still so old!

Dad Whelan: Well, then you can't cut off their arms.

Whelan: You think I want to chop it up? I can't stop when this knife method comes out, and you are not ignorant.

When someone knocked at the door, Dad Whelan went back to bed.

Whelan: Who is it? Come on in.

Big mouth enters the door. (Music begins)

Whelan: What do you want?

Mouth: I'm fine. Are you okay? (See Whelan frowning) Well, my name is Li Dazui. I just want to ask, do you have any other orders?

Dad Whelan: We are short of basin water for foot washing.

3 Reply: In the sixth episode of the script, Yang Huilan recruited her husband and Li Dazui recruited him to kill God.

Mouth: OK, I'll call you.

Whelan (turning to get the washbasin): That would be a trouble for you.

Mouth (holding basin in both hands): Don't bother. Let me know if there is anything in the future.

Whelan: Big mouth, that's very kind of you.

Mouth (muttering): I'm fine, and so are you. It is really good that everyone is good. (Turn around and go downstairs)

At night, the backyard.

Shopkeeper (worried): Why don't you come back?

Scholar (running out of the lobby): manned, manned, just inquired. Guo and Beckham were seen walking west in tandem.

Shopkeeper: West. It won't be taken away by the people in Heifengzhai, will it?

Scholar: What should we do?

Shopkeeper (sobbing): My evil little sister-in-law.

Beckham (running into the backyard): Why do I get what I deserve?

Shopkeeper and scholar: Beckham!

Shopkeeper (hugging Beckham): Beckham, you are finally back! (Beckham giggles)

Shopkeeper (pushing Beckham away): Where's Wild? Where is Guo?

Beckham: She's scared. She's following.

Shopkeeper: What can scare her?

Beckham (in a low voice): We saw a mountain thief.

Scholar and shopkeeper: Huh? (Music becomes urgent)

Beckham: As soon as I entered the mountain, I saw bandits robbing things. Guo Jie hugged me and hid behind the tree.

Scholar and shopkeeper: What happened?

Beckham: In the future? Then I came back.

Shopkeeper: What about the mountain thief?

Beckham: I left early. We hid behind a tree all afternoon, and Sister Guo was so scared that she was sweating all over.

Xiao Guo (panting): It's very hot. Scholar, bring me a glass of water.

Beckham: Then why are you shaking?

Guo (sitting on the edge of the mill): I'm cold.

Shopkeeper: Do you feel cold or hot?

Guo: It's hot and cold.

Scholar (walking out of the lobby with water): Let's have a warm bowl first.

Xiao Guo (drinking water): There are many mosquitoes in the mountains. Can I be a dancer?

Shopkeeper: It's ok to swing, Xiao Guo. You're great.

Guo: That family is unarmed. Why else would you hide?

Shopkeeper: Oh, it's a good thing you're unarmed. (See Guo glaring) I mean, if you start work, just a few mountain thieves are nothing.

Beckham (holding out two fingers): Just two.

Xiao Guo (stands up): That's the vanguard. There's someone behind.

Shopkeeper: Oh, yes, yes. (To Beckham) Your sister Xiao Guo has been wandering around the Jianghu for so many years. Who are you afraid of?

Xiao Guo (proudly): Of course.

Shopkeeper (to Beckham): She even dares to hit flies, afraid of mountain thieves? (When David Beckham was dragged into the hall, the scholar followed)

Xiao Guo (more proud): Of course. (Feeling wrong) Hey, what do you mean when I say? (following the lobby) If you dare, go to the mountain thief, and I'll fight you!

The next morning, in the lobby.

Dad Whelan went downstairs with a box.

Mouth (running upstairs): Hey, hey, I'll do it.

Dad Whelan: No, it's too heavy.

Mouth (grabs a box): You can carry it, why can't I?

Dad Whelan (letting go): OK, here you are. (The box falls to the ground)

Mouth: My God, what is this? Why is it so heavy?

Dad Whelan: It's for the dining table.

Mouth: what platform

Dad Whelan: Competition to get married.

Mouth (seeing Huilan go downstairs): What's the point of getting married in this contest?

Dad Whelan: Nothing special. Just take the medicine for the golden sore. If you lack arms and legs, stop bleeding first to avoid death.

Big mouth (looking at Chunlan, Chunlan nods): Death …

Dad Whelan: Don't worry, you are physically disabled at most.

Mouth (falling to the ground): Nothing, nothing, I'll do it.

Dad Whelan: I can't recite it.

Mouth (holding up the box): Nothing, I'll do it. (The box falls to the ground and is lifted again) Nothing, I'll do it. (The box falls to the ground again)

Whelan (laughing): I will. (Pick up the box in one hand and go downstairs)

Dad Whelan: Hey, we set up a platform on East Street. Whoever wants to try, just try. (Going out with a sword in his arms)

Mouth (looking at their backs): Oh, my God. (Sitting on the ground)

Laobai: Mouth, what are you looking at?

Mouth: My future wife.

Laobai: I can tell you that this girl is not a good person.

Mouth (running downstairs): Laobai, accompany me to have a look.

Laobai: You go first. I'll show you around the room later.

Mouth (flies out the door): Oh, good.

Subtitle: After the first contest.

Backyard.

Big mouth in a daze.

Laobai (from the lobby): Mouth, what are you doing in a daze? So many guests, hurry to steam steamed bread.

Mouth: I was just thinking, you said that Lao Xing had a few somersaults when he took the stage just now. What happened?

Laobai: It's called the opening ceremony.

Mouth: Why did he steal the show when everyone was competing to get married?

Laobai: Did he steal the play? Do you know the name of Yang Huilan's set of knives?

Mouth: What's your name?

Laobai (Mystery): Widow's Knife.

Mouth: Widow's knife?

4 Reply: In the sixth episode of the script, Yang Huilan competed to recruit a husband, and Li Dazui recruited him to kill God.

Laobai (while painting): This kind of Dao, 8864 style, dares to cut it even when playing. What's more, Xing is the head catcher.

Big mouth (smiling down): If you don't say it's my wife, that's ability.

Lao Bai (Chao Shou): But then again, Lao Xing is no ordinary person.

Mouth: Why isn't he ordinary?

Laobai: You see, in the final analysis, Lao Xing's posture of kneeling for mercy is worse than that of ordinary people.

Mouth: Just like him, just like him. He also called himself loyal. Who is he? Tell me. (stands up and walks in)

Laobai (pushing his mouth): Steam the steamed bread quickly. Come on.

inn

Old Xing, covered in scars, entered the door wearily.

Shopkeeper (raises his head, puts down the ledger and greets him): Oh, my God. (See Lao Xing limping, hurry to hold) Lao Xing, what's the matter?

Lao Xing (forced to smile): I fell, I fell.

Shopkeeper: Did you fall? Can you fall like this? (Touching the wound with his hand, Lao Xing screams) Don't lie to me again. The bandits in Heifengzhai did this?

Lao Xing: Right, right, right. I also want to fight evil forces.

Shopkeeper: Lao Xing, you have sacrificed so much for our town and its people.

Lao Xing: Protecting people and maintaining public order are both responsibilities and obligations. I don't care no matter how bitter I eat. No matter how much suffering, you always have to face it. This is what I want to say most as an ordinary little catcher.

Shopkeeper (distressed): Lao Xing, you have worked hard.

Lao Xing (grabbing the shopkeeper's hand): It's not easy to talk to the shopkeeper.

Shopkeeper: Have some water.

Lao Xing: OK, OK.

Whelan's father and daughter came in from the outside. Whelan snorted.

Shopkeeper: Back.

Looking back, Lao Xing was frightened and ran out.

Shopkeeper: Lao Xing, what's wrong with you? You don't drink water. (Carrying water to the door)

Whelan (sighs): Maybe I am destined to die alone.

Shopkeeper: Don't be too discouraged. Believe in fate.

Whelan: Have you waited for your fate?

Shopkeeper: I didn't. (Peeking at the backyard) But soon.

Whelan (listless): Then I wish you happiness in advance. Don't be like me. I don't even have a chance to be a widow. (Turn around and go upstairs)

Shopkeeper (shouting upstairs): What do you mean? What's wrong with being a widow? You think I want to be a widow. (Sit down angrily)

Beckham (running out of the backyard): Sister-in-law, I have finished copying! (Excited) Look, each card has so many words, and they are all standard small characters.

Shopkeeper (ignoring the stack of paper): Copy it one hundred times again.

Beckham (aggrieved and angry): Why, why? I have memorized the three-character sutra!

Shopkeeper: I said historical records.

Beckham (slumped on a stool): Ah!

Shopkeeper: Ah what? Don't go out until you finish copying.

Angry and aggrieved, Beckham picked up the stack of paper, turned and ran out of the lobby crying.

Subtitle: After the second contest,

inn

Laobai (downstairs): Mouth, I saw another one. It's terrible. (Appears with a big mouth holding a bowl) This is not a competition to get married. The whole town is a bloody battle of the seven men. (Pour tea) Oh, after your wife left, martial arts education in our town will go back at least 20 years.

Mouth: Don't talk nonsense, my wife won't leave. (See Whelan's father and daughter enter the door) Oh, I'm back. Well, this is my newly stewed chicken soup. Hurry up and make up.

Whelan (prone on the table): God, what did I do wrong? You should punish me like this. I just want to marry a good man. What's wrong with that?

Mouth and Father Whelan: Yes, yes, not at all.

Whelan (looking up): Then why am I invincible in the world? Why? (running upstairs crying)

Father of Cymbidium (catching up with the bowl): Cymbidium, chicken soup. Orchids, chicken soup.

Mouth: That won't do. I want to help her. I must help her.

Laobai: How?

Mouth (finger upstairs): I want to beat her and give her a home.

Laobai (striking table): Well done, ambitious! (Holding Mouth's arm) Before you start work, remember to leave me the shoes you bought the day before yesterday. In return, I will burn some paper money for you.

Diner: Wine is served.

Laobai: I'm coming.

Mouth (chasing Laobai): I can't die with you!

Laobai (waving): Don't be ridiculous, I can't beat her.

Mouth: Who told you to hit her? I ask you to help me. (whispering)

inn

Huilan's father and daughter went downstairs with their luggage.

Father Whelan: Hey, man, (Laobai: Hey. ) Help me lift the box.

Laobai: Hey, here I am. (running upstairs to get the box)

Big mouth (running out from behind to stop cymbidium): Hey, hey, wait. We haven't compared it yet.

Whelan: You? Do you know martial arts?

Mouth: No, but I have the courage. (Pause) There is still enough medicine to cure the golden sore.

Whelan (sighing): OK, when?

Mouth: This afternoon, in the same place, we will be there or be square. (Huilan nods and sighs and turns upstairs) Then go back to rest.

5 Reply: In the sixth episode of the script, Yang Huilan recruited her husband and Li Dazui recruited him to kill God.

Father of orchids: orchids, what's more?

Laobai: I'll get my luggage!

Father Whelan: Thank you.

Laobai: Nothing, nothing. (winking at the big mouth)

Lao Bai carried the box to the second floor, put it down and began to untie the rope.

Mouth (clapping out): Yeah! You shoot one, I shoot one, and lazy people can get a good wife. You shoot two ...

Beckham and Guo scuffled from the backyard.

Guo: Have you finished copying Historical Records? You get out!

Beckham: I don't need your help.

Guo: How dare you talk back? (tugging at Beckham's ear) Who lent you courage?

Beckham (grinned): You.

Xiao Guo (speechless): I ... I don't fight mountain thieves because I'm afraid of being dragged down by you. Now go out and find someone who can take a taxi. If I don't beat him to death, I won't be surnamed Guo!

Beckham: Where can I help you find a taxi now?

Mouth (running into the backyard from the outside): You shoot ten and I shoot ten. This daughter-in-law is worth it.

Guo: Which wife?

Mouth (running back): By the way, I got married on the stage in Zhenkou this afternoon. Come, (to the diners) come, come. (running to the backyard)

Xiao Guo and Xiao Bei: Competing for marriage?

Beckham (grinned): I can take a taxi. Why don't you go?

Xiao Guo (looking back at the balcony): It seems that my aunt is going to make a comeback.

At the entrance of the inn.

Father of Chunlan: Chunlan, stop arguing.

Orchid: Oh, dear.

Xiao Guo (dressed in men's clothes and holding a folding fan): Please stay here. (Shake the folding fan gently)

Music: Since I saw you by the Acacia River, it's like the spring breeze blowing in ... (The camera slowly switches between Xiaoguo and Huilan)

The scene switches to the psychological activity of orchids: the lights are focused on the stairs, and Xiaoguo and Orchids are dancing with folding fans in their hands.

Music Switch: (Chen Wenjing Cha) Since I met you at Tongfu Inn, (Chen Wenjing Cha) is like spring breeze blowing into my heart, (Chen Wenjing Cha) I want to tell you gently, don't forget me, (Chen Wenjing Cha).

The scene cuts back to the door of the inn.

Guo: I heard that your martial arts are good. (folding fan) Let's make a gesture.

Father Whelan: No, you have to pay the registration fee first, two yuan of silver.

Small fruit (sneer): two silver coins. (raising his voice) Lv Xiucai!

Scholar (running out of the lobby): Who, who?

Xiao Guo (pulling the scholar aside): Do you have any money?

Scholar: Yes.

K: How much is it?

Scholar (touching his arm): Two dollars.

Xiao Guo (grasping): That's it.

Scholar: Hey, when will it be returned?

Guo: Waiting for you. (turning around)

Diner: Pay the bill!

Scholar: Be sure to return it. (running back to the hall)

Xiaoguo (throwing the silver to Father Whelan): Time is pressing. Let's get started! (posture)

Whelan (bowing): That's agreed. Draw a knife with both hands, but the knife is broken. )

Guo: Hahahaha, Hahahaha, Hahahaha ...

(Old Bai hides behind the inn door and frowns)

Guo: Avalanche!

Whelan: Ah! (Black screen, after a long time) Your son's martial arts are great, and I will be your man from now on.

Guo: Huh?

inn

Everyone comforted Mouth: Come on, don't cry.

Shopkeeper (angrily pointing to Guo)!

Small fruit (tickling with a folding fan): …

Lao Bai (indignant): Let others take advantage of it. What do you think you are doing with a woman?

Scholar (heartbroken): Just two dollars and silver. (See Xiao Guo slamming the folding fan on the table) This flower still needs to be spent.

Whelan (floating downstairs): Xianggong, what's the matter with you?

Xiao Guo (extremely uneasy): Who is your "xianggong"?

Huilan (frowning): Xianggong. What do you mean?

Guo (goose bumps all over): Will you stop calling me "xianggong"? It sounds awkward to me.

Orchid (charming): All right, Xianggong. (See Guo Shai again) Then I'll change my name.

Big mouth (pain): change it quickly, change it quickly.

Whelan: Let's call it husband. (the femininity of xiaoguo) husband.

Big mouth slaps the table and chest, which hurts.

Xiao Guo (my hair stands on end): Miss Yang, I have many shortcomings. I have a violent tendency, especially like beating my wife!

Whelan (smiles appealed): I just like beating my wife. It hurts and scolds love. If you don't hit me for a day, I'm still in a hurry with you!

Guo (stuttering): I, I already have a wife, and there is more than one!

They all look at orchids.

Whelan: I admit it. There are many people, and it tastes particularly delicious. (to everyone) Don't you think?

Everyone is distressed.

Xiaoguo (more sad): It won't smell good! Our family is too poor to open the pot!

Huilan (Xianhui): Then marry a chicken and follow the chicken, and marry a dog and follow the dog. Whether you are rich or poor, good or bad, I will follow you.

Guo (mysteriously): Even if I am a woman?

Whelan (without thinking): OK, even if you are a woman. A woman?

Xiao Guo (laughing wildly): Sorry, (standing up) I'm a woman.

In the sixth episode of the script, Yang Huilan's competition is to recruit a husband, and Li Dazui's trick is to kill God.

Whelan (unbelievable): Are you kidding?

Xiao Guo (smiles and takes off his headscarf to show his hair to the audience): I used to be like you, with yellow hair and split ends. Everything has changed since I used the sesame oil ground by Li Dazui. (Shaking his hair)

Whelan (striking the table angrily): Well, I'm kicking down the ladder, too. I didn't expect to capsize in the gutter and fall into the hands of a little girl like you. Ok, you wait for me!

Shopkeeper: Miss Yang, don't be sad. (Go to Whelan) As the saying goes, there are mountains outside the mountains, and there are days behind them. A thousand miles of marriage is a thread. Come and sit down. (Let Huilan sit down) If it's fate, go to the door to pay homage. (seeing Xiao Guo approaching) Go! (Continue to Huilan) If there is no fate, we live far apart. Why do you have to meet each other with a knife when you get married? Besides, your other half must be martial arts, okay?

The thinking form of orchids.

Mouth (singing): Seeing you at Tongfu Inn that day was like spring breeze blowing into my heart …

Music starts: Ever since I saw you by the Acacia River …

Subtitle: Yang Huilan is gone.

Internal threshold.

Big mouth (staring into the distance): orchids …

Xiao Guo (dancing beside her): She left quietly. If she came gently, she waved her double knives, leaving only two scabbard.

Mouth: What are you talking about?

Xiaoguo (slapping his mouth with a rag): Mouth, how many days? Shouldn't you have a rest? If you go on like this, your bones will be too much.

Mouth (angry): I don't need you to take care of my own affairs!

Guo: Don't be angry again, or I'll lose your wife.

Mouth: How much are you willing to pay?

Xiao Guo (pointing to himself): Me.

Mouth: Forget it. (Turning into the lobby) You want to marry, but I don't want to marry yet.

Guo: Hey, Li Dazui, what's wrong with me? If you want to play so badly, I'll give you a game later.

Lao Xing (coming in from the outside): Better?

K: Relax, it's none of your business.

Lao Xing: Fortunately, it's none of my business. There is good news and bad news, which do you want to hear?

Mouth: OK.

Lao Xing: Heifengzhai has been destroyed! The scene was in chaos. Those robbers are missing either arms or legs.

Everyone laughed wildly.

Xiao Guo (hands the water to Lao Xing): Your efficiency is really high.

Lao Xing: We didn't do it. The bad news is. There are still a few mountain thieves at large. Come for revenge at any time.

Xiao Guo (nervous): What is revenge?

Lao Xing: At the scene, the mountain thief confessed that a woman had a contest to get married at the gate of the cottage, which caused most of the casualties of the mountain thief. Afterwards, she said that she lived in Qixia Town and welcomed revenge.

Guo: Huh?

Lao Xing: Relax. There is good news and bad news below. Which one do you want to listen to?

Guo Hezui: It's broken.

Lao Xing: She said her name was Guo Furong.

Guo slipped and fell to the ground.

Lao Xing (helping Xiao Guo): Here comes the good news. Before leaving, the woman tortured the mountain thief and asked all the shanzhai within 500 miles of Fiona Fang. When she arrived at a hut, she shouted at the door, "I'm Guo Furong and I'm Guo Furong." .

Xiao Guo (trembling): That means ... (Kuqiang) Dad, help me! (Slide to the ground)

Big mouth (gets up): orchids ... (walks to the door) orchids ...

Hotel lobby.

Sit with your mouth on the stairs. The crowd gathered behind the counter to discuss.

Xiao Guo (from the kitchen): Coming! Here comes the noodles, hot and fragrant shredded green vegetables. (Climbing the ladder) Big mouth.

Big mouth (push away): Take it away.

Guo: It's very hot. (angry) Li Dazui, what do you want!

Mouth (gets up and goes downstairs): I'm not hungry.

Shopkeeper: I usually eat when I'm not hungry. Now I haven't eaten for two days. Aren't you hungry? Do you want to live forever?

Scholar: Stop talking about him. I can understand big mouth's feelings.

Big mouth (moved): Brother, don't say anything, it's all in your heart.

Scholar: This kind of mood is the same as when Bajie left Gaolaozhuang.

Mouth: Yes. (suddenly feeling wrong) You are just Bajie.

Guo: Go, go, don't talk nonsense. Can big mouth compare with Bajie? (to big mouth) Eat noodles.

Laobai: That is, the old pig has at least married a wife. Look at Lao Li again.

Mouth (urgent): I can marry a daughter-in-law too. You said that if Xiao Guo didn't make trouble there, you said that Whelan and I would be together. (Intoxicated) By that time, she would plow the fields and I would weave, and she would draw water to water the garden.

Shopkeeper: She carries water and you water the flowers. You're welcome.

Mouth (intoxicated): Cymbidium, are you cold? Are you hungry? I miss you so much, Yang Huilan … Lan … Lan … Lan …

Beckham: Here I am … La … La … La …

Mouth: Mo Xiaobei!

Beckham: Sister-in-law!

Guo: Forget it, forget it. You don't live up to expectations and take it out on your children.

Mouth: What are you talking about?

Guo: Yes. Let me ask you, did Whelan look at you before she left?

Mouth: Yes, what can it do?

Laobai: Why, take this opportunity to reach out and call (hug the scholar) and hug him back.

7 Reply: In the sixth episode of the script, Yang Huilan recruited her husband and Li Dazui recruited him to kill God.

Mouth: Then we can let her take off our arms then.

Laobai: Isn't this still a coward? Can't blame others.

Mouth: I have no guts? (to Xiao Guo) I don't have the guts?

Guo: Do what men should do if you dare. Don't be bored, whine, whine.

Big mouth (angry): OK, OK. I'll show you what a man is today!

Big mouth lifted the bowl and was about to smash it, but when he saw that everyone was silent, he put down the bowl, picked up the chopsticks tube and fell to the ground. The shopkeeper was very angry.

Mouth (humbly): manned, I didn't mean to. What do you want to eat tonight? I'll make it for you. (Sneaking into the kitchen)

Everyone (singing): You say you have seed, he says he has seed, and when it comes to Li Dazui, he has the least seed.

Open your mouth and run.

It is too long. It's not over yet. Why don't you give me your email and I'll send it to you.