One day, three explorers finally found the "Valley of Hope". According to legend, just stand by and shout.
What you want in your heart, then jump into the valley, and you will get what you want full of pits and valleys. So the three of them decided to have a try.
The first one was a goat, so he shouted "Woman! Woman! The next jump is really beautiful.
The girl is waiting for him.
The second is a bookworm, shouting "Book Book Book Book Book Book! Then, jump into the valley, full of pits and valleys.
Books.
The third kind is an indecisive person who can't decide what he likes after thinking for a long time.
Later, he finally made up his mind that money is the most useful thing, so he went to the valley. He accidentally kicked a stone and scolded "s h i t!" Unexpectedly, an unstable center of gravity fell into the valley.
Penguins and bears are boring.
There is a penguin, doing nothing, plucking and playing. He said, it's cold.
Continued: There is a polar bear, who has nothing to do, plucking his own hair to play, and it is finished.
He said: Penguins are right.
Buddy's Sanlitun incident
There is a guy who is very handsome, has practiced bodybuilding and is a muscular man. It is said that Sanlitun is made in heaven and there are many affairs.
Dora, I want to take a chance and indulge.
I found a PPMM in the bar, which surprised me, so I stared at her from time to time.
PPMM found him too, so you looked at me and I looked at you. At this moment, PPMM made a sign to him and held out five hands.
It's a pity that this guy found himself in the wrong age. Think of five such PP mm.
One hundred is too expensive, although the quality is good, but the money is not enough, so I held out three fingers and PPMM was shocked.
, doubt nodded. Forget the rest, hehe.
The next morning, the buddy woke up and found that the Iraqi had left, and suddenly found that there was 300 yuan more in the bed.
The happiest festival
Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, telling each other that time waits for no man.
A song: "Recalling childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day."
Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years."
A song: "Father's Day is in ten years."
Apa: "It will be the days of the elderly in a few decades."
A song: "In a few decades."
Appa: Tomb-Sweeping Day.
Come to my house.
When a millionaire drove past a village in a luxury extended Lincoln, he saw two beggars on the side of the road.
Millionaire pulls weeds to eat, and stops the car immediately.
"Why do you eat grass?"
"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.
"Really, get in the car and go to my house."
"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar muttered.
"Call 1 and the rich man points to another beggar." And you, call your family, too. "
"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.
"It doesn't matter, all call, go to 1.
In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way, one
The beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us."
Go home. "
The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been left unattended in the yard."
Our lawn may be more than one meter high, so you can eat enough.
Super composition for fifth-grade girls in primary school
Title-"Me Thirty Years Later"
Xiaomei, a girl in the class, wrote, "What's the weather like? It's a nice day in ............. I want to take my children with me.
We went to Da 'an Forest Park to play. We were driving the Rolex that my husband bought me, and he just bought it on our fingers.
Give me a big diamond ring and a gold chain, which I just wore around my neck last month. I walked in the park with my lovely child.
In the room, people envy eyes everywhere. Suddenly, a smelly, muddy and homeless man rushed out of the road.
Old lady, let me have a closer look ~ ~ ~ Oh, my God! She turned out to be my fifth-grade Chinese teacher! ............"
The lovelorn and God
A man committed suicide and went to see God.
God asked, "My child, why did you kill yourself?"
The man said, "I pursued a woman, and she said I didn't have a tall and handsome figure and appearance, so I."
Was rejected. "
God nodded thoughtfully and said, "This is true. Visual effects are very important in love. such
Well, I'll give you a beautiful shell that is unparalleled in the world. Now go back and pursue your own happiness. "God said.
When I said the spell, I heard a whoosh and the man left.
A week later, the man committed suicide for the second time and came back to see God again.
God asked, "My child, why did you kill yourself again?"
The man said painfully, "When I went back, the woman said that although I was handsome, I was not handsome at all."
Don't know her. It was rejected again. "
God nodded understandingly: "Of course, if you don't know someone, how can you know how to give?"
Is she happy? Tell you what, I'll give you superhuman insight and intuition, and you can go back and pursue your happiness. "
As he spoke, God said a spell, but there was a whoosh, and the man left again.
A week later, the man came back, which was the third suicide.
God was surprised and asked, "My child, why did you commit suicide again?"
The man said in great pain: after I went back, although I was handsome and knew her very well, she said that she
I have given my body to another man. "
God looked at the unfortunate man sympathetically and finally said, "Well, since you like it so much."
Woman, I will let the man die, so the woman is yours. Go home! "
Said the god read a spell, the spell just read in the middle, just listen to "crash! With a loud cry, God fell to the ground.
Go, it's hard.
The man said happily, "Now I can finally go back to pursue that beautiful nun."
Zorro's death
One day, Zorro went to his mistress's house to meet her. The hostess asked Zorro, "What if my husband comes back?"
Zorro said, "It's okay. If your husband comes back, I will jump out of the window and my horse will come down. "
Meet me face to face. "
The hostess said that if I heard three knocks at the door, my husband would come back.
Zorro said: I see.
After a while, it rained. Suddenly there were three knocks at the door: knock, knock, knock. It's too late, that's
Come on, Zorro flew out of bed and jumped out of the window in the blink of an eye. When the hostess saw Zorro leaving, she went to open the door.
Doors.
I saw a horse standing in front of the door and said to her, "Tell Zorro that it's raining outside and I'm in the corridor.
Wait for him. "
barbie doll
Dad, who forgets his daughter's birthday every year, decided to give her a birthday that she wanted most this year.
Gifts!
Dad walked into a toy store, saw Barbie in the window and asked the clerk.
The clerk said, "What kind of Barbie do you want? 」
Dad: Can you introduce me? 」
Shop assistant "Barbie who goes to the gym is 799 yuan, Barbie who goes to the seaside is 799 yuan, and Barbie who attends the party is."
799 yuan, Barbie in PUB 799 yuan, Barbie in divorce 8000 yuan, which do you want? 」
Dad: "Why are all other Barbie dolls 799 and divorced Barbie dolls 8000 yuan?" ? 」
Shop assistant: "Of course! Divorced Barbie will own Kenny's house, Kenny's car, Kenny's boat and Kenny's furniture. ......
A patient came to see a psychiatrist.
Patient: I always thought I was a bird.
Doctor: Oh, that's serious. When did it start?
Patient: Because I am a bird.
In a mental hospital, a mental patient fishes in an empty fish tank every day.
One day, a nurse jokingly asked, "How many fish did you catch today?"
The mental patient suddenly jumped up and shouted, "What's wrong with you? Didn't you see it was an empty fish tank? "
Wolf, tiger and lion, who will be eliminated when playing games? Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminated wolf)
Where's Xiaoming? He will have an exam tomorrow, but he is watching TV in the evening.
Xiao Ming's mother asked anxiously: Have you finished all the books? There will be an exam tomorrow.
Xiao Ming replied brightly: Mom, I finished reading it.
Xiao Ming's mother praised Xiao Ming happily: Good boy, then you must do well in the exam tomorrow.
Xiao Ming cried and said, Mom, I mean,' Mom, I think it's over'.
Pandas love deer deeply, but they are rejected when they express their love.
Panda roar ~ why? What's all this for?
The deer said timidly, my mother said that those who wear sunglasses are all bad teenagers.
The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly refused it.
Spider asks: Why? This is why!
Butterfly said: My mother said that people who fool around on the Internet all day are not good people.
Antarctic penguins want to go to their good friend's polar bear home to play. It takes 40 years to go from the South Pole to the North Pole. On this day, the penguin set out. When he was halfway through, he suddenly remembered that his window was not closed. At this time, he thought, should he go back and close the window on the way? Finally, it took him 20 years to go back and close the window of peace of mind. Then he set off again and finally arrived at the polar bear's home. "My good friend, I'm coming to play with you." Penguin is very happy.