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Three articles. "I feel deep in an instant.
2. Do you have a brief history of time? B: Crazy. Don't pick up shit when you are free! ?
3. "What would you do if your boyfriend fell into a cesspit and needed artificial respiration to get him out?" "Even the cesspit can fall into the silly man still take him? Hurry and poke it with a stick. "
4. Never ask if you have eaten the food. This is not a problem at all for eating goods. If you want to ask, are you full?
5. I usually like to drive Rolls Royce and Bentley. If I go out with my friends, I will drive a Porsche. If I want to drive fast, I prefer Ferrari. Of course, I like joking best.
There must be a great woman behind a successful man. Besides Ma Yun, there are millions of Qian Qian women behind his success!
7. From scanning code payment to brushing face payment, it is not our IQ that is improved, but the speed of our consumption.
8. "where?
Eight words. Can make men rain or shine! A phone call will arrive! ""come and drink, all women! "
Actually, I like online dating very much. The fake photos I sent are beautiful, and the love words typed by the keyboard are also beautiful. The obscene words spoken by the voice make me blush, which can be said to be divided.
10. It is said that when a girl is angry, she will hold her down and kiss her hard, but why am I beaten by her boyfriend?
Today, I found that people can't spit out their tongues when they look up ... Don't look like a retarded person.
Twelve. I met a beautiful woman in the street and accidentally hurt my knee. I was about to apologize when the beauty spoke first: "Brother, please take a picture of me quickly. I want to send a circle of friends. This is a lump. My boyfriend came back and misunderstood. "
Thirteen. The doctor just pricked a student's finger to give him a blood test. As soon as the needle was pricked, the pupils farted loudly, and the stern mother said, "Oh, did I miss it for you?"
14. I played mobile phone late at night, and besides being sentimental, I was hit in the face by my mobile phone.
15. Today, I used QQ to express my love to the goddess. What comparison is a metaphor for various rhetoric. It can be said that every word is classic, every sentence is emotional, the classics are quoted, and the sounds and feelings are full of emotions, which makes the gods cry. Finally, under my strong emotional offensive, the goddess finally replied: "Who the fuck are you?"
Sixteen years old. Real foodies, dare to face the thick thighs and dare to challenge the bulging abdomen.
17. Stop joking. There is no shortage of talents in this world, only infertility.
The older you grow up, the more you know that people who say they don't care about money are actually very poor, and rich people are too lazy to discuss it.