Who has a story about the top combine harvester?

Xiaomei articles. . .

Girlfriend: I ignore you. You only have rice porridge in your heart Hum, what am I?

Xiaomei: You are the cotton candy in my heart, a sweet dream. ...

Girlfriend: Hey, I won't buy it.

Xiaomei: (glaring) You don't want me?

Girlfriend: Well, I ... No ... I ... (blushes).

He Miaomiao's article. . .

Girlfriend: I ignore you. You only have cats in your heart. Hum, what am I?

He Miaomiao: No, I don't care. Do you want to know who the cat I care about most in my heart?

Girlfriend: (gnashing her teeth) Well, I ... I want to see-

He Miaomiao (picks up the mirror): Look, it's beautiful. Her picture.

Girlfriend: (almost robbed): Hum, um, this is ... then ... why ... I ... (blushing)

Small five articles. . .

Girlfriend: I ignore you. You only have sundaes in your heart. Hum, what am I?

Xiaowu: It's over ... oil.

Girlfriend: I can't think of you all day.

Xiaowu: It's over ... oil.

Girlfriend: What about you ... You ... Stop crying ... I'm not angry. ...

Xiaowu: Really, hehe, I met another sundae today & # @ ☆ ☆&# @ ※&\△

Girlfriend: Hold on ~ ~ ~

Far team articles. . .

Girlfriend: I don't care about you You only have ingots in your heart. Hum, what am I?

Far team: Oh.

Girlfriend: You?

Yuan dui: what do you want (give her a perfect side face)

Girlfriend: I'm ... fine ... actually ... fine ... I'm ... fine ... I'm ... actually ... fine ... (I blush with shame)

Long queue: ~-~ Amount

Knife, knife. . .

Girlfriend: I ignore you. You only have ice cream in your heart. Hum, what am I?

Daodao: Yes, and you are the sweetest ice cream (seriously).

Girlfriend: Huh? ~~

Knife: (Pick up the violin and start playing Liang Zhu ...&; & amp& amp& amp& amp& amp)

Girlfriend: (crying)

Knife: (I continue to pull very hard ...)

Girlfriend: Please … Please … Don't … Stop pulling! I'm ... I can almost fly ~ ~

Knife: the amount is exaggerated ~

A double room in a hotel at midnight.

Since it is a double room, there must be only two beds. (Some students say they can't read and write fluently), so Brother Mao and Daodao sleep in the same bed, Xiaomei and Xiaowu sleep in the same bed, and the poor team plays on the floor. (A team battle was beaten by many ingots PIA)

Brother Mao was so tired that he slept so hard that he didn't know what he was talking about in his sleep.

In the dream, Brother Mao and Duke Zhou had tea and chatted together.

Five minutes later, the topic changed from the concert to the global warming effect.

Ten minutes later, the topic changed from global warming to Nanjing Massacre.

Fifteen minutes later, the topic changed from the Nanjing Massacre to when there will be a bull market in the stock market.

After 20 minutes, the topic came up from the stock market. This spring is a rare drought in 50 years.

Twenty-five minutes later, when the topic of these two extremely talkative guys shifted to the recent space junk problem, Daodao was finally woken up.

Daodao got up, glanced at Brother Mao, who was chatting happily with Duke Zhou on his pillow, and choked back his anger. He carefully bypassed the far line, but a carp in the far line sat up and looked at the far line in surprise, thinking that he had woken him up.

Nazhi yuan team face suddenly filled with happy smile, eyes still closed, mouth murmured:

"Thanks to the angels for their support to top combine. We will continue to work hard, strive to be the best, and become the first regiment in the mainland as soon as possible ... "He fell down again.

His brother is still working in his dream ... Knife's sympathetic eyes lingered in the distant line for a few times, and then turned to Xiaomei.

Then, face couldn't help a smoke!

Xiaomei, who is sleeping, grabbed the mobile phone by the bed with her right hand and shone it on her face. Her left hand kept fiddling with her hair and mumbled a few words:

"What about Mirror Square today ... it's round ... in your dreams. Let's talk about it first ... "

"..." The knife was speechless. I turned to look at Xiao Wu. Xiaowu's quiet sleep made a satisfied smile float on Daodao's face. Daodao turned around and sat in front of the laptop.

Knife knife is obviously not found, Xiaowu's hands still maintain the posture when playing PSP during the day, and his thumb quickly presses the imaginary direction keys and keys A, B, X and Y..

Daodao turns on the computer, turns off the sound effect and stares at an icon on "My Computer". The blazing flame of the small universe behind him dyed half the room red, and the other four treasures collectively turned to the darkness.

I cut, I cut, I cut, I cut! Hey! I want the jewel of light over there! ! !

Looking at the transformed COS in Xia Na, those shiny electric eyes suddenly turned into star eyes, making the room gorgeous, which is simply the first choice for energy saving, environmental protection and multifunctional light bulbs.

Don't ask me why Daodao plays atrix with the role of super desolate child in the spring palace. ...

The next morning (suddenly)

Xiaomei lion roars, and the bathroom is as high as 120 decibels, waking up the knife in front of the computer:

"Ah ah! ! ! I clearly put my hair in order, but it's messy again! ! ! "

The knife is dumb. It seems that this guy has connected dreams with reality.

Daodao turned to look at the distant team and Brother Mao, who had not been woken up, and shook his head strangely. He looked back and saw Xiaowu playing PSP quietly. Well, there is at least one, oh no, two normal people here. Daodao just smiled happily and fell asleep at the computer.

Dao Dao was deceived by his own eyes again. Small arms incredibly dozen while complaining:

"Didn't you turn this off last night? I must have forgotten to save it! ! Now we must play again! ! "

Another genius who connects dreams with reality.

A few minutes later, Brother Mao woke up, holding the pillow, and whispered with satisfaction:

"It was really nice chatting with that man last night ~ ~ ~ But who is that man? ..... Who is it? ..... Forget it ~ if you think too much, you'll die ~ ~ Brush your teeth ~ ~ Now I'm an ordinary person ~ ~ So glad ~ ~ "

A few minutes later, the distant team woke up and he carefully recalled what happened yesterday. I don't know why I feel so tired:

"Strange ... what do you think it's like to have two concerts ... Oh ~ ~ My back aches and my legs hurt after a sleep ~ ~ I'm so tired ~ ~"

As for the demon, when Sister Xi came, she tried her best to wake him up. Then she found a note on the table and boasted without reading it:

"The child is really hard-working. He must have been reading all night last night. See how carefully he remembers this note ... but ... what does it say ... "Sister ……”Xi studied hard for a long time and still didn't understand why.

On the note:

Sa: Put three daggers in front, left front and right front. It is recommended to use it in front of opponents. If nothing is wrong, the attack power in SA is high, but don't use it after ESA.

ESA: Two jumps back and forth, very practical, very strong in the crowd, but be careful of ASA in spring.

ASA: It is more practical to attack obliquely in the air, attack in a small area, and then stab upwards.

OA: After continuous attacks, release the saber-drawing technique, which has no obvious moves, little cooling and is very practical. After the attack, the hit rate is basically 100%, and the attack power is above average.

SOA: After the whole body is attacked by fire, it releases inflammatory waves to the front, with medium hit rate and high attack power (all in).

Want to know what this is? Look at atrix in the Spring of Spring Palace, the Raiders of Going to the Wild Children. ...

One day, Xiaomei and He Miaomiao came to play chess in their spare time.

The more boring, so:

Mao Mao (a brainwave): Hey, Xiaomei,

Remember when your father played chess with my father?

Xiaomei (surprised): Oh, when?

He Miaomiao: I played it a long time ago ~ ~

Xiaomei: Then what?

He Miaomiao: The situation was particularly fierce at that time, ~ ~

Xiaomei: Go on, then what?

He Miaomiao: Your father's elephant crossed the river then.

My father's taxi also crossed the river.

Xiaomei: Well, then what? Go ahead,

He Miaomiao: Then your father took his elephant as my father.

My father drives his taxi, and your father,

Xiaomei (feeling wrong): So, then what?

He Miaomiao: Your father regards his elephant as my father again.

My dad took his taxi again. Your dad,

Your father is like me and I am like your father.

Your father is like me, and I am your father.

Your father is like me, I am your father,

Your father is like me, and I am your father.

......................~~

Xiaomei: Li Mao, how dare you take advantage of me, huh?

He Miaomiao (laughing after a successful prank): Hahahaha ~, who told you your spell was?

"Then what?" ~ ~ ~! ! !

Xiaomei: @ #%&*% @ ...

Xiaomei articles ~

Mirror: You ... (unfinished)

Xiaomei: You can call me Xiaomei. You can also call me Liu Zhoucheng ~ ~

Mirror:-||||| Xiaomei ~ Hello, I'm a mirror, and I can answer any questions ~

Xiaomei: Really? (surprised and surprised expression ~)

Mirror: Hmm ... (Not finished again ~-||)

Xiaomei: Wow ~ ~! What a beautiful mirror ~ ~ It's definitely a limited edition ~ ~ No, no,no. There is absolutely only one mirror in the world ~ ~ Haha ... I will eventually.

I found it (taking the mirror away ...)

Mirror: no, no, no ... no, no, no ... don't take me away ~ ~ I can tell you where the limited edition mirror of xx that you have been looking for for for a long time is. .....

Who knows I can turn it out ... please leave me alone ~ ~ (I interrupt: this mirror is so stupid ...)

Xiaomei: Really ... Can you give it to me?

Mirror: OK, tell me what kind of mirror you want. ..

Xiaomei: then I'm welcome ~ I want the unique beauty, simplicity, simplicity ... (a lot of words) and the most important thing is that he can talk. ..

Mirror:-|| After a long time. ......

Mirror: You ... You take me away. .......

Xiaomei: You ... you ... are all wasting your time ... you should have said earlier ... forget it ... and Xiaomei left with the mirror in her arms. I interjected: the mirror is so happy ~ ~ being held by Xiaomei ~ ~ (infatuation ...)

Small five articles

Mirror: Hello .. I'm a mirror, and I can answer any questions ~

Xiaowu: Really ... Actually ... Mirror: Mm-hmm.

Xiaowu:&; …………%……* * & amp； &% RMB (can speak a lot of Korean)

Magic mirror: (looking at Xiao Wu blankly ~ ~)

Xiaowu: You ... you ... listen ... don't ... understand; Understand ... Korean (Xiaowu is still not fluent in Chinese ~)

Magic mirror: (⊙ o ⊙ o ⊙o⊙)… ................................................................................................................................................

Mirror image: continue to be at a loss.

Maomao tablets

Mirror: Hello, I'm a mirror, and I can answer any questions ~

He Miaomiao: Really? Is there such a good mirror in the world?

Magic mirror: hmm ~ ~ (exulting)

He Miaomiao: Then tell me where the best sunglasses are in the world.

Mirror: where you put your sunglasses ~ ~

He Miaomiao:-||||| Don't you dare fool me ~ ~

Mirror: no, no ... I'm a mirror. Ask something else ~ ~

He Miaomiao: I won't be cheated again ~ ~! ! Liar mirror! ! ~~

Mirror: trust me ... please (beg)

Knife products

Mirror: Hello, I'm a mirror. I can answer any questions.

Knife: Really? Magic mirror: hmm ~

Dao: Actually, there is a problem that has been bothering me for a long time ~ ~

Mirror: Then tell me ~ ~ Dao: People say that I am charming when I play the piano and cotton candy ~ ~ Since you are not human ~ ~ I want to try you ~

Mirror: (angry) You just said I'm not human! !

Knife: (puzzled) Aren't you a mirror? You are really something.

Mirror: I am not a thing! ! I am the magic mirror ~ ~

Knife:-|||

Mirror: OK, give it a try. Play the violin ~ ~

Daodao: OK ~ (I'm interrupting: I'm so happy in the mirror ~ ~ Daodao plays the violin at him ~ ~)

Magic mirror: intoxicated ~ ~ Suddenly I heard a loud noise and the mirror broke.

Knife:-||||| I ... I didn't do anything ... Run. .....

Far team article

Mirror: Hello, I'm a mirror, and I can answer any questions ~

Yuan dui: nowadays, children's toys are really advanced ~ ~ ~

Mirror: I'm not a toy ~ ~ Goodbye: Oh ~ ~