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Dear, I tell you, love can be talked about slowly, and the meat must be eaten while it is hot.

2. You never know without a fitness card. It turns out that your laziness can defeat the love of money.

3. Some people say that I am single. That's interesting. Everyone has the same body. Why are you so pair?

4. I watched the news that it was dangerous to walk and play with my mobile phone, which scared me to play.

It doesn't matter if you leave, otherwise I am always worried that you will stay for dinner.

I always thought she liked me, and I didn't know she had a crush on me until she denied it.

7. Now some people are complacent when they have achieved something and feel that they are very powerful. Unlike me, I feel awesome when I do nothing.

8. Look at yourself on weighing scale. How dare you say it's mom's sweet little cotton-padded jacket? It's just a military coat.

Yesterday, I went to practice driving. The coach told me that there was a puddle in front of me. I don't know what happened to my brain at that time. I actually lifted my feet with my hands on the steering wheel.

10. How important is your interest? I bought a smart washing machine for my mother, and I can't use it after teaching it n times. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, which not only can be used, but also can be repaired.

1 1. This thing is hard to understand: thinking too much and being narrow-minded; Think less and have no brains; Always think, die hard; Forget it, fool.

People who say that girls won't admit their mistakes are all lying with their eyes open. My wife told me wrong: I was wrong, I should never have married you!

Thirteen. In love, you should let your boyfriend cook, wash dishes and make money. For girls, you should work harder, and eat and drink Lazar in buy buy.

Fourteen. "Sometimes I suddenly hear the news that someone is in love, just like hearing the news that Meng Po and Yan are in love." "What do you mean?" "God knows how they got together."

People nowadays are really strange. They went to buy a dress after work. The boss said I might as well give it to you at this price, and then I took it and left. He really grabbed it and called me crazy. I really don't understand.

16. Poverty is not terrible. The terrible thing is that the poor person is me; Poor man, I'm not terrible. The terrible thing is that only I am poor.

17. Humans

Three puzzles: Who am I? Where is the land I come from? Where did all my money go?

18. I read a lot about the disadvantages of staying up late online. The biggest change for me is that I have changed from a happy staying up late to a fearful staying up late.

Nineteen. Xiao Ming this year

I'm 26, and I don't have a girlfriend. Dad said earnestly, "son, you need to find someone." I had you when I was your age. " Xiao Ming said, "There is nothing to show off. I am so old, without you. "

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10. My girlfriend lost her mobile phone, which has been continuous.

I have been moping for three days. I broke up with her in order to distract her and get out of the grief of losing her mobile phone as soon as possible.

2 1. In your mother's eyes, you only have two ages: "How old are you" and "How old are you", and these two ages may cross.

22. I sell pork I met a great customer today. He said, how much is a catty of ribs? Me: Normal selling.

20 yuan a catty, that's settled.

18 well, you'll have everything after a few more visits. The big brother asked seriously: am I abnormal?

Twenty-three The average woman will meet two natural enemies and fight for her life: one is to eat or not, and the other is to buy or not.

24. Stop complaining

I can't find a suitable person among1400 million people.

You can't find the right four options, let alone.

1400 million option!