My mother once told me such a "humor": In the late 1960s, a teacher told the children the story of "a fool moves mountains": Listen! I tell you, this stupid old man and Yishan are brothers!
My students once said: Perseverance-my grandmother planted a persevering radish in her garden, and none of us could pull it up.
Seeing this sentence: sad-the big ditch in front of our house is very sad. If canned food is not as nutritious as fruit juice. Naive-it's really hot today. This is a good day for swimming. Ten points-it's a pity that my sister only got ten points in the math exam. Relax, I always start with simple things. Ginseng-the teacher said that we should take part in the relay of the brigade tomorrow, so we must do our best. Quilt-Xiaoyu's sanitary quilt was stolen.
A true joke, told by my husband. When I was studying in the army, it was during the Barcelona Olympic Games. The platoon leader picked up the study record and said to the soldiers, "Barcelona-that place is really beautiful …" The whole platoon was in an uproar.
In view of China's increasingly reform and opening up, more and more foreigners are pouring into our country. Because most of them can't master Chinese skillfully, this has caused great inconvenience to the communication between the two sides, and it is also easy to cause some unnecessary misunderstandings. At the13rd plenary session of the 250th National Congress of China, a special decision was made: in the future, foreigners entering China must pass CET-6, otherwise they will not be granted visas. It is also reported that foreign institutions of higher learning, such as Harvard University, Massachusetts Institute of Technology, Oxford University, Cambridge University and so on. It has been stipulated that students in our school will not be awarded graduation certificates if they fail CET-6. For the convenience of foreigners, we publish some examples as follows: 1. Listening (one point for each question) 1. A: How many people are there in the car today? B: Not bad. There are three at the first stop and five at the next stop. There are 7 second stops, and the next stop is12; At the third stop, 45 came up and 23 went down; The fourth stop comes up at 18 and gets off at 12; At the fifth stop, there are 9 people coming up and 8 people going down. How many stops did B * * * take? A.5b.82c.60 (answer: A) 2. Have you eaten? B: No! Q: Where is this conversation most likely to take place? A. Toilet B. Toilet C. Hutongkou (answer: C, those who answer B get half a point, and those who answer A are dragged out of the examination room immediately) 3. Why haven't you handed in your homework yet? B: I didn't. Do you have a brain? Why can't you forget to eat? Are you retarded? Q: What is A's identity? A. Neuropathy B. Teacher C. Rogue (answer: B, half a point for those who have answered C) 4. Why haven't you arrived yet? Traffic jams make me dizzy. A: Hurry up or I'll slap you again. Q: Why didn't B arrive? A. Dizziness B. Traffic jam C. I'm afraid A will slap him with his big mouth (answer: B, if I find the answer to C, I will slap him with his big mouth) 2. Reading comprehension (two points per question) There is a plant called Dryopteris in China. Once upon a time, there was a man named Lin Feng. He wants to catch an owl with a hammer. I accidentally tripped over the grass. He hesitated whether to catch it again. Suddenly, he found a branch, so he used it to hit the owl, but the owl flew away. Lin Mi said angrily, "If I catch you again, I'll treat you like a fool!" I hate it, but I can't help it at this time. So Lin Wei had to pick a few roots and go home. 1. Why did you trip over a cockroach? A: I hate it. I hate it. This is the law of nature. D. all of the above are wrong. 2. What does "Xunzi" mean? A. net B. pad C. cloth D. rope 3 Why catch cockroaches? I fell in love with cockroaches. I hate cockroaches. C. god's arrangement. D. the topic is not given. 4. Why did I bring the cockroach back? A. Go home and get revenge. B. Raise it. C. Linqu fell in love with cockroaches. D. All the above are true. Please give Benvenga a suitable topic: A. Silly * Linqu B. Cockroach story C. Herbs and plants praise D. Go to B. Go to C. Go to D. 2. The People's Liberation Army is stationed at the border. Note 3. Go to see him with honor. a . d . b . c . d . 4。 The word closest to the meaning of "Xie Cai" is: A. Xiong Qi B. Finish the food C. Order the food D. Finish the game 5. () slapped me. You and him 6. What are you doing? A: Hmm, B: Ah, C: Yo, D: Hmm (The above answers are decided by the marking teacher. When doing the second question, candidates are prone to faint, so please ask the examination room management personnel to do the rescue work in advance; The answer to the fourth question, A, was immediately dragged out of the examination room. (4) cloze (0.5 points per question) 1, there is a lamp in front of the bed, a. Table lamp B. Bald head C. Mingyue d. 2, suspected to be on the ground (). A. basket B. frost C. dirty D. cylinder 3 Look up () Mingyue A. Look at B. Look at C. Look at D. Look at 4. Bow your head and think (). A. Pairs B. Girls C. Hometown D. Bed wetting (The answers to the above five questions are decided by the marking teacher. If you find that you answered B in the fourth question, you should immediately send it to the relevant department for handling. 5. Translate the sentence (four points for each question) 1. If you stand up, I will kill you! 2. Too much, too little, too much, too little. (Accurate translation is required) 6. Writing (15) Write a composition on the topic "CET-4 and CET-6 are really good". Requirements include: 1, CET-4 and CET-6 are really good; 2. How can CET-4 and CET-6 be so good? 3. Band 4 and Band 6 are really good; The number of words shall not be less than 100.