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Xiaomei slimming (original urban absurd micro-novel)
Xiaomei is actually not beautiful. This is Xiaomei's heartfelt self-knowledge. But she never talks about it in front of people.

Friends and colleagues around me said that the main reason why Xiaomei is not beautiful lies in Xiaomei's mouth. Xiaomei has a good mouth.

When Xiaomei does nothing, you will see Xiaomei's mouth in a chewing state. Her bag is always full of all kinds of food, and she has a deep study of food culture. Because eating takes up a lot of time, it makes her take up more space on the earth than others. So Xiaomei envies those who occupy less space on the earth.

Xiaomei once dreamed that she was the concubine of Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. Because she meets the aesthetic standards of the Tang Dynasty, she has a good impression on Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty. But this is just a dream. Xiaomei will regret when she wakes up. If she doesn't wake up, she will always be loved in the harem of the Tang Dynasty. Maybe history will be rewritten in her dream.

Xiaomei is actually very optimistic and can handle work and life properly. But her idea of being unattractive has always prevented her from exerting her wisdom in her work and life. This is a secret pain point in her heart, which often stings her in the dead of night. But Xiaomei is optimistic after all. When she woke up, no one could see the sadness hidden in Xiaomei's round face.

Xiaomei still works and lives happily every day, chewing her mouth in her spare time.

But a blind date that hit Xiaomei hard finally changed her outlook on life. It was Xiaomei's aunt who was distressed by Xiaomei 25 and had no boyfriend, so she arranged a blind date for Xiaomei. The boy is a neighbor of a colleague in Uncle Xiaomei's unit. The blind date was arranged in a quiet cafe, where the boys waited early. When Xiaomei arrived, the boy had already drunk half of the coffee. Xiaomei said to herself that makeup is a waste of time, but you won't feel like you haven't had coffee before. Xiaomei thought with a smile on her face. Boys silently insist on blind date. Xiaomei came home and received a message from a boy: Although this is an era when pigs can fly standing on the tuyere, I still don't want to fall heavily. Xiaomei is still immersed in the happiness after the blind date. She thinks this poem rhymes. Unexpectedly, he is still a gifted scholar, and she can't help getting happier and happier. But this joy only lasted for three seconds, and then it turned into another gloomy expression. From then on, Xiaomei had the shadow of a pig in her heart. Three days later, Xiaomei secretly vowed to lose weight.

Xiaomei started the road of slimming, commonly known as losing weight. Xiaomei spent a whole day at home planning a slimming plan, and finally completed a detailed slimming plan when it was dark. Xiaomei stretched out her arm and felt that she was hungry. She couldn't help reaching for her bag. When the third finger of Xiaomei's right hand touched Shaqima in the bag, she pulled it back as quickly as electricity. There is no food! She gave herself a stern inner warning. Then she habitually went into the kitchen and turned and walked back to the study. She found that she couldn't even eat dinner, and the arrangement in the plan could not be violated.

It was a tough night. I never thought it would be so long. The usual episode of Korean drama will soon be over, but tonight's episode of Korean drama seems to be two or three times as long as usual, and Xiaomei feels that her stomach is constantly protesting. With the deepening of Korean drama, the cry of the stomach gradually weakened, and Xiaomei finally fell asleep in the increasingly weak snoring.

This is a perfect start. Xiaomei's strength overcame physiology, and since then Xiaomei has one of the qualities that a general must have.

Xiaomei's general quality inspires her to complete her plan every day, and the fruit in the refrigerator witnesses Xiaomei's daily plan execution. This situation lasted until one month and eight days later. A month later, eight days later, Xiaomei's company held a party, first eating in the canteen, and then singing in ktv. When eating, Xiaomei's stomach growled for fifteen minutes. She couldn't stand the lively atmosphere in the canteen any longer. Her stomach forced her to reach for those delicious foods. Xiaomei's stomach is full after one month and eight days. Xiaomei's general quality has since been reduced to ordinary soldiers. When everyone went to ktv happily, Xiaomei was deeply ashamed and went home to sleep.

When she woke up the next day, Xiaomei touched her belly thoughtfully, and immediately made a major decision to go to the gym to do fitness exercises.

The coach told her that it is actually very simple to lose weight all over. You can practice skipping rope or riding a spinning bike. These are simple exercises, and Xiaomei agrees. Fitness exercise replaced the diet plan, and Xiaomei's mouth began to chew again.

People are like this, it is not easy to form or correct a habit. Things that seem simple are hard to stick to. Xiaomei can't change the chewing state of her mouth because she can't stand the protest from her stomach.

Fitness is time-consuming and laborious. After three days, my lower back and legs were sore and my muscles were tense, so it was a little difficult to go up and down the stairs. The coach told her that this was the first stage and everything would be fine in a week.

Xiaomei spends two hours every day, sweating 200 ml and skipping rope before riding a bike. After a week, I was really light and cool. Xiaomei thinks that if I keep insisting, I may be able to fly to the house within a year.

Xiaomei's fitness exercise lasted for a long time, and Xiaomei's general quality was once again reflected. She stubbornly overcame the pain in her limbs.

Three months later, Xiaomei found that her muscles had taken shape, and the previous roundness turned into some solid bumps. Xiaomei was so excited that the word "female man" left an indelible mark on the cerebral cortex.

Xiaomei is standing on the weighing scale. When the second foot stepped on weighing scale's table, the pointer on the dial bounced up quickly, swayed slightly from side to side, and then pointed to a number steadily. This number is a topic that Xiaomei doesn't want to talk about in front of others. This figure is similar to the last one. This number makes Xiaomei feel depressed again.

She ran home and slept until dark. She decided to go to a restaurant for a big meal to relieve her depression.

When Xiaomei finished this meal, she declared in her mind that her slimming plan was completely over.

Xiaomei is still optimistic about her work and life every day, and she still keeps chewing her mouth in her spare time. A careful colleague found through unique observation that since then, Xiaomei has repeatedly mentioned the secret of her weighing scale number in front of people in a very natural way.

Two weeks later, Xiaomei began to fall in love. The boy is a new boy in the company, optimistic and handsome.

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