A: Long time no see.
B: Yes.
A: Today is my treat.
B: Good! Where are we going?
A: The Olympic Village.
All right, you go.
A: That's it?
B: Ah.
A: You can't change shoes either?
B: Why do you want to change your shoes?
You can't do this.
B: Why not?
A: After a while, my head opened and my ass fell off.
B: No way. I have new shoes.
A: The new ones are not hard to eat. Two kicks and it's over.
B: Why should I work so hard for a meal?
A: This is a misunderstanding, isn't it? I invite you to do some exercises.
B: Exercise?
A: Ah.
Well, I thought you would invite me to dinner.
A: Stop thinking about eating and do more exercise.
B: That's right.
A: It's good to do more activities. Look at me. I get up at five o'clock every morning, put on my sportswear and sneakers and go straight to the Olympic Village.
I went to exercise.
I went shopping.
Hello! Buy food. Why are you wearing sportswear?
A: From the company.
B: Did your company hold a sports meeting again?
A: Every year. Through the sports meeting, I understand a lot of truth.
Tell me about it.
A: In another place, the form will be different.
What do you mean?
A: For example, skiing has become a sand slide in the desert.
Hmm.
A: If you change the height, the form will be different.
What do you mean?
A: For example, diving, more than one kilometer is skydiving.
Hmm.
A: Without the carrier, the form will change.
B: For example.
A: It's like rowing a boat. If there is no water, it's a dry boat.
All right, think about it.
Have you noticed that different races have different ideas?
Are you thinking about this?
A: well, let's take the lady as an example. Oriental women are different from western women. They compete in the same field and have their own considerations.
B: what do oriental girls think?
Answer: "If it doesn't work this time, I'll call my senior sister next time, and I must win a championship."
B: Wave after wave.
A: Western girls don't think so.
What does she think?
A: "I'm sure it won't work this time."
B: What about that?
A: "Wait for me!"
B: Wait for what?
Answer: "Come back after I give birth!"
B: Wow!
A: There used to be a saying that "friendship comes first and competition comes second".
I've heard of it.
A: It's changed now.
what has changed?
A: Opponents on the field and friends off the field.
B: Very clear.
A: that's the way to watch the game.
B: That's right.
A: For example, running 100 meter is as quiet as a virgin and as moving as a rabbit, competing with each other and giving in to each other.
B: It's all the same.
A: There is no modesty.
What if we were a little more modest?
A: We can't compare.
B: Why can't we compete?
A: As soon as the starter raised his gun, "Take your positions and get ready to chat!"
B: Chatting? .
A: That's it.
B: Really?
A: No.1 and No.2 said, "You run first." No.2 shook his head: "Well-no! You run first. " "What's the manners? When I tell you to run, you run. " "Don't! I won't run if you don't run. " "This is an order!" "I don't listen, I want to live and die together!" "Why are you so stubborn! I beg you, run! Running one is one. " "no! I am your life, and death is your ghost. "
Ok, Water Margin and Zhu Yingtai!
A: There is a master Zhang in our unit, male, who doesn't like sports very much. When he came back to participate in the sports meeting, he actively signed up. There were several articles in a newspaper.
B: That's a good attitude.
A: No, just after watching the Olympic Games, he was happy, excited and insomnia.
B: Huh?
A: That's three sentences that cannot be separated from the gold medal. One mouth is exercise, like being possessed.
Yes, you should study.
One day after work, I met him. Master Zhang is very enthusiastic.
B: What is it like?
A: Well, "Hey, long time no see, let me treat you to a sports meal."
B: A sports meal? Ok, where to go?
A: The Olympic Village.
B: How to get there?
A: practice judo.
B: judo?
A: Taekwondo will do. Cross the balance beam and then take the uneven bars. Not far.
B: then I can't leave either.
I can't leave. You ride a pommel horse.
Can that thing move?
A: Then let's have a competition.
I can't leave. I'm hungry.
A: Eat when you are hungry. What do you want to eat?
I want to eat chicken.
A: All right, I'll give you a punch.
You can't eat the whole chicken, you can only eat one leg.
A: You're welcome. Eat, and I'll shoot you when you're finished.
B: Shoot? Do you want to shoot me?
A: Don't be afraid. They are all air pistols, or luck for short.
B: Neither will beriberi.
A: It's all said by the little girl.
B: I can't handle anyone who hit me.
A: Then I'll change it for you. It's big and round. Do you like it?
Four happy parties and dances?
A: men's shot put.
B: No!
A: Let's stay for a while.
B: Polish? Is there pepper there?
A: No pepper.
B: What's the matter?
A: there is wrestling.
Are you going to throw me to death?
A: Let you sleep on the trampoline when you die.
B: Cut the crap. I'm thirsty. Tea.
There is no tea, only water.
B: What water?
A: Diving.
B: Is that drinkable?
Yes, it's a little far. You have to get it yourself.
B: How far is it?
A:42 km marathon.
B: Wow! What can I drink?
A: Canoeing.
B: I can't carry it.
You can hurdle.
B: All right.
What staple food would you like to eat?
I like cakes.
Ok, a kilo of discus!
B: No! You can't chew that! You bring me steamed bread.
A: No steamed bread. How about high jump?
B: Wow! By the way, do you have any rice?
Yes, do you want 100 meters or 10000 meters?
B: Ten thousand meters can't stand it. Have a bowl of 100 meters.
A: Sorry, there are no bowls.
B: What's this?
A: There are flying saucers.
B: Wow! Do you have a spoon?
A: There is no spoon.
B: What's this?
A: There is a javelin.
b； I can't use it You'd better give me a pair of chopsticks.
A: There are chopsticks, but there is only one left.
How about that one?
A: It is used for archery.
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