Because of the climate in the north, many outdoor sports are deserted in winter. Although skiing and skating is a "red" traditional event, except for a small number of villagers, most of them are foreigners who suffer. Swimming indoors in the frozen river is the "most beautiful" thing.
Therefore, in response to the goals of "participating in the national fitness revolution in the motherland" and "enhancing the physical fitness of the whole people", and in the spirit of "Lei Feng" who advocates "unity and friendship" and helps others, we will carry forward the fine tradition of "not afraid of hardship, not afraid of fatigue and suffering first". Faced with the difficult situation that many oppressed innocent women all over the world can't arm themselves with superb swimming skills, our generation of "socialist successors" who believe in the spirit of "masters" decided to "overcome all difficulties" and "give full play to their own advantages" to actively and selflessly help those women in trouble so that every woman can feel the warmth of the socialist family.
So our little brother went to the swimming pool. After a brief shower, we strode to the swimming pool. Just when we decided to go to deep water or shallow water, we found that the team was missing one person. It's either someone else or the fiercest buddy. He is the first in the work unit, like an ox, with a good heart and a good temper. He's never seen him. He's afraid of something. He is very bold.
Just as we were wondering, this buddy appeared and saw a swimming ring hanging around his waist and a swimming ring hanging on his shoulder. According to his usual style, we thought he was preparing for us not to swim, but it was wrong. Even these goods will be traditional dog planers. My brother said, "Ah, I am too strong to swim, so I rented two swimming rings."
Friends, what logic is this? But people really put two swimming traps on their waist, and then walked into the shallow water without hesitation. Everyone else jumped. He is a big man, set up two swimming rings and walked in slowly. What kind of scene is this? But at least one thing he is successful! Throughout the swimming area, no one looked at the beautiful girl around him. Yes, he succeeded in attracting everyone's attention, just like he "worked hard to build socialism" in his work. The only difference is that people laughed more brightly.
The elder sister standing next to us in a "lifeguard" bathing suit gloated: "Look at others, it's good to be so conscious." Really, we stayed there for a long time! The publicity of the frozen pool outside is very good, and there are many people! Look at him alone, this buddy is very popular with children and soon becomes one. Don't mention this excitement, dear brother, don't you find that only these children have set up a swimming ring in shallow water except you? Set up one! He really didn't think about what children who didn't have swimming rings next to them thought.
After we reacted, we all ran to the deep water area. This big brother is quite protective and keeps shouting "Come here, come here, it's so hot under your feet". How can this work!
Many years have passed, and whenever we get together, we will talk about these things and laugh heartily. Maybe it's because we are all from the countryside. Growing up in the countryside, we are really fearless, so his scene really embarrassed us! To tell you the truth, I am very happy, too!
1, probably in the summer of 20 13, I went swimming with my classmates, saying it was swimming, but because I couldn't swim at all, I fluttered around the pool in shallow water. Tired of playing for a while, I rested on the edge and watched them play. This is a shadow that suddenly surfaced not far away. A woman still shook her head. Why is it a shadow? You know, women feel it after a few seconds, and quickly turn the glistening part black again.
2. Another time, it took longer. About myself, I went with my colleagues in the summer of 2009. Because of myopia, I thought there was no place to put my glasses, so I didn't bring them in. I just held my mobile phone for fear that I wouldn't be able to answer the phone. After I went in, I put my mobile phone on a seat. The plastic one was a little concave, so I went to play. I didn't get a call until I left. I'm still thinking about people who didn't call today (because of work at that time, there were usually more calls). I went to get my mobile phone, and found that it had been soaked in water.
The wonderful things that everyone encountered were not as interesting as what I saw.
Once, we swam happily in the swimming pool. At this time, a young woman came in naked and looked down at her mobile phone. It seems that her figure is not bad.
Everyone was shocked and looked at her in unison. At first, she didn't care. She looked up and saw many guys aiming at her and thought she was beautiful. Later, she felt wrong. Why do many women look at her in unison? There are still many people laughing.
She seemed to understand something, looked down at herself and found herself naked. She ran back with a whoop of "Oh, my God", covering her face, and accidentally dropped her mobile phone in the swimming pool. She doesn't care either.
So we burst into laughter. I guess I was so fascinated with my mobile phone that I forgot to wear my bathing suit. This is the strangest thing that happened to me in the swimming pool.
To say a wonderful thing happened in the swimming pool, that is, many years ago in Dandong Wulongbei Hot Spring Swimming Pool, someone entered the pool naked.
I went to Dandong for a meeting that year, during which a group of men and women went swimming in Wulongbei Hot Spring Swimming Pool. Before swimming, you should take a bath in the shower room, put on your bathing suit, and then go out directly from the shower room to the swimming pool. That day, shortly after we came out of the swimming pool, we suddenly heard several girls' Oh, my God' covering their faces. Looking up, a boy jumped into the pool naked. It turned out that he came out directly from the shower room after taking a shower, even forgetting to wear his swimming trunks, and came out naked. Hearing everyone's noise, the boy reacted and ran back with his face covered. I didn't come back later because I didn't see this boy come back again. Ha ha!
It was the summer of 20 14, and my colleagues made an appointment to come to Phoenix Hot Spring (with swimming pool). Six men and three women among them changed their clothes, went to the swimming pool and fell like jiaozi with a splash. One of the girls, who can't swim, just belongs to the company and is popular. More importantly, she is single. There are more men than women. I found a pattern. If a girl can talk to all the boys, she must be the object of ridicule. She wears a bathing suit with a skirt and is slightly fat.
At that time, several boys were like animals, and several people threw this beautiful woman directly into the swimming pool with their hands and feet. I think I saw him drink a few mouthfuls of water, and his face turned red. When the beauty returns to her senses, she will scold you sluts with a loud voice and always bully others. She crawled ashore slowly. I was swimming at that time and didn't take part in teasing her, but at this time, I accidentally looked up at her and saw him panting slightly and his legs slightly open. Obviously, the white bathing suit vaguely saw the dark forest between his legs through the invasion of water. My eyes changed immediately and I plunged into the water to avoid looking at her again. I really want to remind her that I don't know how to say it! I bet all the boys here saw it and pretended to be idle. In this way, the girl was thrown back and forth by her colleagues countless times like a hydrangea.
Maybe this girl can only be described as embarrassing to me. Not good enough. So if girls go swimming, try to choose a swimsuit with better quality. Otherwise, you don't even know when spring will break out!
Last year was the year before last. I went swimming with a sister and two or three best friends.
Sisterhood, I teach, good sisters, enough friends, not enough lovers, all kinds of jokes. At that time, my sister was soaking in water by the swimming pool, so I wanted to dive in and scare her. Then I dived in and touched my thigh. When I got up, I saw a young woman I didn't know. It turned out that my diving was off track. Fortunately, although the other party was a little angry at that time, there was nothing behind it. This young woman is holding a boy of several years old, who should be her son. It was awkward.
That young woman is not beautiful. Now that I think about it, I can only apologize.
That was many years ago. At that time, I just graduated from school and worked outside alone, so I had more free time on weekends. In summer, I like going swimming. Location: swimming pool, it's almost 18 pm, and many people begin to go home one after another. Not far away, there was a girl who came to swim for the first time. Why did I guess it was the first time? I guessed it from the swimsuit she chose. She may not have noticed that kind of bathing suit before. When she was soaked in water, she shrank, and the cloth was tightly tied to her body, so her figure was clear at a glance. Sorry, some parts are quite convex. This swimsuit is really not suitable for girls. She doesn't know yet. After swimming for a while, she got up and walked around. Many people should have noticed that several people around me have been staring at her, and I found it a little different. I really wanted to tell her, but I was shy and embarrassed at that time, so I didn't tell her. So tell my friends, especially the girls, to buy high-quality and expensive swimsuits. Don't buy bad things just because they are cheap, there will be embarrassing things.
Speaking of the wonderful things in the swimming pool, I think there really is, but it is not suitable for you when you see it.
It was summer in an open-air swimming pool. Because of the hot weather, there are many people coming to swim, and men, women and children need it.
Just when I was having fun, I suddenly heard two girls screaming, pervert, pervert … At first I thought someone was holding out a salty pig's hand in the water, but obviously there was no man next to the two girls, so why did they shout pervert? Strangely, he shouted pervert and ran to the shore quickly …
Just when I was wondering, I saw those people around the girl running to the shore quickly. At this time, I also saw it. Guess what I saw? When I saw two pieces of shit, I was so leisurely in the water, as if I were floating happily ... At that moment, I suddenly felt that my whole body was surrounded by shit, and I almost spit out what I ate at noon. I didn't have time to think about it, so I stood up and ran to the shore with the gang.
It's estimated that everyone who saw that shit policeman was just like I thought, and he was sick and uncomfortable. I'm afraid there will be a long psychological shadow in the future, and I shouldn't go swimming in similar swimming pools again.
It's amazing that men and women wear so little to take a shower together! Don't call me feudal. You usually dress like you do in the swimming pool at home, and people will call you slutty! It's a matter of course that everyone dresses like this in the pool?
What's more, don't go into the water during the physiological period! Although it's hot, you have a lot of blood! ~
And you can't buy a reasonable bra! I have to take it out and piss people off!
I have met many wonderful things. Let's pick a few that are fresh in our memory.
1.
At that time, the university was having a class in the heated swimming pool of a four-star hotel nearby, and a classmate from Zhangjiajie climbed the five-meter platform inside. That thing is not high, it really climbed up, and it was really scary to look at the sparkling water below.
It is shocking that the classmate can't swim. We only heard a loud noise, and when we turned around, he was gone. Several good waters dived quickly and saw a shiny blue trouser head underwater through goggles. When we dragged him ashore, he was already dizzy.
The sexy female lifeguards sitting next to the hotel in swimsuits are all vases and in a hurry. The beautiful woman's mouth-to-mouth breathing that we expected didn't appear. He vomited and woke up.
2. Dirty
Once I swam in a reservoir abroad, and there were many people. Suddenly, a group of children howled and swam away one by one. I don't understand. I thought there was a monster. But look at those kids' faces. It was fun. So I'm going to pass it on. Until a Sao year scared and shouted: Shit! There is shit in the water! I only noticed a lump of unspeakable things drifting by, and my heart suddenly sank like iron. I retched for three days and didn't want to eat fish for months. I always think fish smells like shit.
3. beautiful
When I was in junior high school, I went to Lushan Mountain to play with some neighbors. There are many places to play with water on the mountain. Lushan Mountain at that time was not as crowded as it is now. A group of us saw that the water was not too deep and went down to play. I am playing. I saw several girls playing near a small waterfall, so I ran to join in the fun. As a result, I saw a little sister's clothes washed by water as if they were transparent, and black and white were clear at a glance. She doesn't know. My brain exploded when I saw it, and finally I sneaked away and forgot what I saw.
4. Near-death experience
When I was a senior in college, there was a girl from Shanxi. I call her Shark Girl because she always says she wants to eat sharks.
One day, a group of our classmates went swimming in the country reservoir near their home. She floated there with a swimming ring in her arms and suddenly fell out of it.
We panicked on the spot, so let's get it. Water is like ink, we can't see anything. Our eyes are dark green. Then I hooked something on my ankle. I hooked it with my foot and people got up. I quickly pulled her up this afternoon.
She tried to grab my neck and climb up as if I were a ladder. I had too much water and she sank. At that time, I thought it was over, so I desperately found a direction to dive, and finally I couldn't hold on, and the water kept pouring into my nose.
At that moment, I remembered many things that I had forgotten in the past, even kindergarten.
Then, I woke up in my paradise, and it was said that I was pulled up by my classmates.
That girl is also very good. But she said she was pulled down by something in the water.
Local students also said that there is a legend of water monkeys here. We are so creepy that we dare not play with water anymore.