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Excerpts from funny sentences sent by parents of God beast to friends circle (60 sentences)
The funny sentence that parents send friends circle at the beginning of school (part one) is 1. Children start school, so do I. French practice has finally reached my satisfaction. The children are well taken care of and their work goes smoothly. There is nothing to be dissatisfied with except that I haven't got my driver's license yet.

2. The beast is out! After half a year, Duoduo finally started school! Scatter flowers.

Sister started school yesterday, and the beast returned to the cage.

4. It's finally the sixth day. In six days, Big Beast will start school. I'm looking forward to it …

I hope Xinyu will be brave and strong in the new year and study hard!

Finally, when these Xiong Haizi students start school, the swimming pool will be for my personal use next month. Give me a month and give you a little white dragon in the waves.

7. The beast has finally returned to the cage, and school has started. Mom can relax. ...

8. In the first grade, I didn't quite understand the parents who didn't want their children to have a holiday. I thought they were definitely stepmothers. Now I realize that I made a big mistake. Fortunately, the school is finally starting.

9. Go back to the old road. Send the children to kindergarten before going to work.

10. The children finally started school and returned to school, a true portrayal of their parents.

1 1. Mom's heart: School is finally starting! Thank the school for receiving this Xiong Haizi for me!

12. School finally started yesterday, and parents' holiday finally came.

13. The first few days of October are also very busy. I should take good care of my children. Today, the school finally started.

14. It's another school season. The children who struggled for a summer vacation finally returned to school, which also gave me a rest. But the question is, can I relax after school starts?

15. I start school every day in hot search, but I can't determine the start time. Hurry up and start school. The wild animals at home are driving people crazy.

16. Mother: Son, relax and study hard. Dad found you a good relationship. Son: Who? Mother: Guanyin Bodhisattva.

17. Get ready to sing ~ The sun shines in the sky, the flowers smile at me, and my mother says yes, yes, the god beast finally starts school.

65438+ School begins! Many pictures directly hit the opening scene of Hefei's third grade. The teachers are ready, the parents are smiling, and the animals are finally put back into the mountains. Come on!

19. School will start again before you know it. I hope the baby will make new progress and achieve something in the new semester.

20. The holiday is over, and it is a lovely little girl who works hard.

Funny sentence (2)1. Welcome to school. I feel that the world feels normal only when the beast starts school.

22. A new life journey has begun. Come on, my baby.

23. Do you think parents will send each other in tears when school starts? You should grow up, son. I want to sing. The whole family should be liberated.

24. "God beast" finally returned to the cage, and my mother smiled! Mothers who were finally liberated.

25. There is a kind of happiness that makes children start school! The god beast is about to return to the mountain, and parents are happy.

26. I have to go back to class in March and have no job. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, the children are finally starting school! !

27. School is finally starting, and there is a sense of sight that I want to pack and mail wild animals.

28. The meaning of winter vacation is that there is no class, you can shoot monsters, wild animals and chicken blood, and then you can almost start school.

29. School begins. The first day of school is full of energy. Come on, 0 ~ become better in the new semester.

30. The child finally started school and started college life.

3 1. School is finally starting! I hope everything goes well with my child! Happy, happy! Study hard and make progress every day!

32. The teacher sent a circle of friends: The beast is about to return, and the next step is our time. Get ready!

If I don't go to school, my children will be killed by me. . . . . It's disgusting. It's really annoying to see it. How can there be such a disobedient child!

34. The beast is about to return, and parents who have experienced accompanying reading, helplessness and anxiety finally look forward to the dawn!

35. I hope my son who starts school can indulge in learning.

36. I hope the baby will grow up healthily. The future is bright.

37. Good morning, the beast started school and began to accompany him every day. He hurried back to school after work and went home to work in the morning.

38. Every step of a child's growth seems to be an experience, and the experience seems to be the old mother herself. The children are about to start school and go to school to experience. The old mother wants to say: I wish you a happy growth. What kind of person you are depends on you. ...

39. The summer vacation is over and my children are going to school. I need to buy something for school, but I am still very happy.

40. Love is like the blue sky, white clouds and clear skies in Wan Li ~ The lunch bag my husband bought me during exercise last night was so cute. The children are happy to start school. Are parents liberated or trapped?

The funny sentence of God beast's parents sending a circle of friends at the beginning of school (Part III) 4 1. Parents with only one child can't wait, and the child may be sent by charging the phone bill.

42. People can be busy for their dreams, but they can't lose their dreams because they are busy!

43. School begins.

44. Beast has started the campus mode.

45. Pack your bags and run to the ocean of knowledge. Go to the school temple and learn scientific knowledge. Master modern science and technology and go to the peak of the world. School begins, let's learn all the subjects together and pursue our dreams there.

46. The terrible summer vacation has passed and Xiong Haizi is about to start school. My old mother was secretly happy.

47. After paying the tuition fee to Brother Pig in the morning, the school will officially start the day after tomorrow. Beasts are finally starting school. I'm so happy.

48. In anticipation, the God beast finally returned to the campus. I am happier than winning the lottery. )

49. It feels like a child is starting school, just like a parent having a party …

50. School finally started today. On the Internet, I actually saw many parents' objections. The reason is that the road is too dangerous and children will get hurt? !

5 1. Xiong Haizi is finally starting school. Wake up and play games, computers, mobile phones, TV and cartoons. The holiday is finally over, and I'm going to find He Laoshi. Does anyone feel the same way?

52. The child has a bad cough, and the most important thing is that he doesn't want to wear clothes to school. Have a casual meal. About not wanting to go back to school.

53. Where has all the time gone? The school will start before I finish my homework.

54. Love is an angel, whose souls unite and fly to God. This angel will bring the glory of the world to God. 10, son. One day your computer was infected with a virus. It means that you have grown up.

55. I didn't love it in the past, I don't welcome it in the future, and I don't live up to it now. It's too safe.

56. I am more tired after the holiday. Teachers will say, it's a holiday, and the beast is in the cage. At the beginning of school, parents will say that the beast is in the cage. See where the beast is under pressure.

57. Don't copy your homework when you start school.

58. The price of late marriage and late childbirth is that all the children in senior three start school. Besides, I have to wait for primary school to start.

59. Friends circle welcomes the start of school, and you can't help laughing.

God beast's parents send humor in the circle of friends to talk about collection (60 sentences)

The beast starts school. Parents send a humorous remark in a circle of friends. Article 1 1. The beast starts school tomorrow. I hope I won't cry. Hey, I'm still a baby under three years old.

2. It's finally the sixth day of school. There are still six days left, and the big beast will start school. I'm looking forward to it …

3. Kindergarten is finally starting school, full of expectations! ! Congratulations! ! !

Four children will finally start school tomorrow. I am very excited from today. Besides checking their school necessities, I have to get up all night, take a nap, have soup and take a bath. I told my husband about midnight snack yesterday. When the children are older, I should go on a trip for two. Where should I go?

5. School will finally start tomorrow! Taking care of the children for seven days is driving me crazy! I really want to cry! For a while, children are anxious, and for a while, adults are anxious! I couldn't be happier!

6. The Beast started school, and my obsessive-compulsive disorder has returned. Every morning, I set several alarm clocks. But I always wake up earlier than the alarm clock.

7. I have a burning silence, and my resentment will be even heavier when I hear about the start of school. Don't push me, I'm afraid I can't control it.

8. Xiong Haizi started school and his parents were finally liberated? Happy too early! The child is so tired that he can do nothing. Don't worry, bring future star children's milk and a bottle of energy between classes to make children full of energy all day ~

9. The children will start school soon, and my mobile phone will be left out in the cold. Starting today, I will accompany my child to form good habits and take the lead for her.

10. Do you think parents will send them away with tears when school starts? You should grow up, son. I want to sing. The whole family should be liberated.

1 1. Looking forward to it, the beast finally returned to the campus. I am happier than winning the lottery. )

12. Pay attention to the lecture, dare to ask questions and speak.

13. The beast started school today. Other parents are very happy, but I miss her a little. Alas, the lost old mother.

14. Yaoyao geek asked me to say school starts and you said xx.

15. School started, the beast came back, and my bad temper came back …

16. Before I know it, I'm going to school again. ...

17. School is finally starting, and there is a sense of sight that I want to pack and mail the beast.

18. If it's not crazy, we'll start school. If we don't do our homework, we are finished.

19. The children started school, and watching them skipping in the street made my mood better. There is a kind of happiness, tell Xiong Haizi to go to school quickly. )

20. The beast at home finally started school. God, this winter vacation is so exhausting that I have no time to see Mommy Beibei come back.

The parents of the beast sent a humorous chat in the circle of friends. Part II 2 1. The holiday is over, hard-working cutie.

School finally started yesterday, and the parents' holiday finally came.

Today, most wild animals are kept in cages. Is there a kind that comes out at the end?

24. I can't help doing an impromptu dance!

25. On the first day of the beast's return to the cage, the "beautiful" day begins with morning reading.

26. School starts again! ! Children finally have books to read!

27. May my son start school from the left and from the right.

28. ahhh.

29. Studying hard is the road to a brilliant life. Studying hard is the foundation of a bright future. Study hard and create your own blue sky. Come on, students!

30. Mother: Son, relax and study hard. Dad found you a good relationship. Son: Who? Mother: Guanyin Bodhisattva.

3 1. Do not copy homework at the beginning of school.

32. As soon as my children start school, my anxiety will follow. Holidays still make me happy and relaxed.

Sister started school yesterday, and the beast returned to the cage.

34. The children have all started school, the summer vacation is finally over, the weather is cool, and everything is the best arrangement! Are you ready?

It is gratifying that the beast has returned to the cage.

36. New semester, new hope, hope that children will study hard, make progress every day and adapt to school life as soon as possible.

37. The beast started school and returned to the days of daily necessities. ...

38. School finally started, and the beast returned to China. I can brush it quietly again, laughing to death, and suddenly I find that I am not married.

School is about to start, and my two little beasts can't play with their mothers yet.

40. The first day of September ushered in a good start, just like the reappearance of a small bull market. It is said that the reason for the skyrocketing is that the trader's Xiong Haizi has started school and can finally trade with his heart. I wonder if this is the reason.

The beast starts school. Parents send humorous stories in friends circle. Part III 4 1. When school started, I suddenly found that the mood of the school was heavier than the grave.

42. The fastest time to pass is the holiday time! In a blink of an eye, it was the day when the child started school. I took him to prepare things and finally stopped serving this little ancestor.

43. After the Spring Festival, the God beast started school immediately, and the leisurely life came to an end.

44. Not telling doesn't mean you don't care, and not seeing it doesn't mean you don't care, right? Regardless of the cold inkstone in Qin Xin, the peaches are ripe and about to drip, while the plums are ripe and the branches are incomplete. It is easy to grow flowers, but difficult to educate people. Poetry is full of people, painting is full of people, and people are smiling. I wish teachers and students a happy start to school.

45. The school has finally started and the beast has returned. I can brush it again quietly.

46. When lying down, after all the lights went out, she rolled in silence for an hour and forty minutes like a loach, and now she finally started snoring ~ ~

47. The Beast started school and returned to its old pace of life.

48. The school has finally postponed the start of school ~ it is no longer "you want to be beautiful", happy like a 300-pound child, staying at home with parents and learning something you want to learn.

I will never forget this winter vacation. When does school start? It's really boring at home, but I know there's a reason not to start school. The whole country is fighting this disease. I will study hard at home and don't give my teachers and parents any trouble.

50. The Beast starts school! I have mixed feelings! May you grow up healthily! May we learn to experience life!

5 1. The god beast is about to return to China, and parents who have experienced accompanying reading, helplessness and anxiety finally look forward to the dawn!

52. Tomorrow, the beast will return to the cage with mixed feelings.

53. You blew your assembly number to the university on the battlefield of college entrance examination. I sent you a blessing message in the autumn season, wishing you better and better grades, better popularity and stronger ability in college!

54. I haven't seen the son of the soldier Lan Ling. I can't start school. The last three classes are over before school starts. I haven't seen Nana come back from America.

I want to tell you a terrible, inhuman, dark and shocking news that makes God cry. No one has been there before, and no one will go there in the future: to school!

56. School has finally started! I hope everything goes well with my child! Happy, happy! Study hard and make progress every day!

57. Go back to the old ways. Send the children to kindergarten before work.

58. The mother also prepared a farewell party for her child's first day of kindergarten, but the child seemed unhappy. ...

59. The lovely little beasts have started school, and the little beasts of the Star Family also wish the children a happy school.

60. The Beasts finally started school. God, I'm finally liberated. Turn over the serf and sing, and make yourself a nutritious breakfast happily. (used in India as a form of address before one's name) Sir ... I'm so excited.

In 2022, the God beast started school, and parents sent friends.

2022 God beast parents send friends circle (I) 1. Do you think parents will cry when school starts? You should grow up, son. I want to sing. The whole family should be liberated.

2. It used to be school day tomorrow, but now it is online class. I really want to go back to school for blind date, but I really don't want to take online classes.

Don't talk to me about starting school, it will hurt your feelings.

4. The long summer vacation has finally passed, and Xiong Haizi's long standby mode at home has finally come to an end, and the old father and mother have ushered in the dawn of school!

When I think of starting a business, I feel the pain of Wenchuan earthquake and Zhouqu mudslide!

6. My son's kindergarten is about to start, and he suddenly wants to cry. During the holidays, his children seldom have company.

7. School begins.

8. The summer vacation has finally passed. I think many parents are as relieved as I am! The days of fighting spirit and courage with the children finally passed … they started school, and we finally had a moment of silence in our ears like a holiday … our mood naturally followed our feelings …

I hope you will study hard in the new semester, live in harmony with your classmates, and continue to excel in ideological and moral, cultural quality, labor skills and physical health.

10. I really want to start school soon, wear beautiful clothes, put on beautiful makeup, take beautiful photos, eat delicious food, fly kites and play skateboarding ... ...

1 1. Little God beast will start school tomorrow, and prepare at home today.

12. Every step of a child's growth seems to be an experience, and the experience seems to be the old mother herself. The children are about to start school and go to school to experience. The old mother wants to say: I wish you a happy growth. What kind of person you are depends on you. ...

13. "In fact, a person is very good, quiet and not lonely." I don't want to go to school!

14. I want to tell my children to be strict with themselves and listen carefully in class. I won't put pressure on you.

15. Children who don't want to start school are all good children, which proves that they have no object at school! !

16. Part I: Telephone fee, toll fee and broadband fee should be paid. Downstream: meal card, water card, bus card, Kaka, etc. Horizontal approval: breaking the money at the beginning of school.

17. Welcome to start school in the circle of friends, and you can't help smiling.

18. You blew your assembly number to the university on the battlefield of the college entrance examination. In the autumn, I sent you a blessing message. I wish you better and better grades in college, better popularity and stronger ability!

19. ahhh.

20. On the first day of school, children who don't cry or make trouble must strengthen their physique, get less sick and go to school happily every day!

2022 God beast parents send friends circle (Chapter 2) 2 1. You may not be the best, but you can be the most progressive! Come on!

22. Get up, get up and get up early. May you inspire new motivation! New book, new look, new semester, I wish you a prosperous heart! Friends, school is starting, work hard and succeed with you!

23. Baby, school is about to start. I expect you to make greater progress in your study.

24. It is estimated that school will start. Children have no self-discipline at all. They sleep until they wake up naturally every day. What can we do at this rate?

25. School begins! School begins! Many pictures directly hit the opening scene of Hefei's third grade. The teachers are ready, the parents are smiling, and the animals are finally put back into the mountains. Come on!

26. Little Beast, start a campus trip, take your time and grow up slowly.

27. Sitting in a rocking chair, looking up at the starry sky, past lives, the afterlife, suffering, suffering.

28. In front of children, really don't pretend to be reluctant (covering your face)?

29. Let your dreams take off on campus, study hard, let your ideals shine on campus, study hard, put on your schoolbag on the first day of school, work hard for a better future and open up the glory of life!

30. The children started school, and watching them skipping in the street made me feel better. There is a kind of happiness, tell Xiong Haizi to go to school quickly. )

3 1. God beast starts school tomorrow. Let's have a drink to celebrate. After drinking a bottle, our faces will rise again.

32. School started today. I put on new clothes and a new schoolbag for my son. I hope he has a new beginning in the new semester. Come on, son!

33. When I saw my child carrying a schoolbag to school, I found that the child had grown so big that I unconsciously reached the age of primary school.

34. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is rude to my dark circles. School will start soon. Don't you want to make up your homework?

35. The children will start school soon, and my mobile phone will be neglected. Starting today, I will accompany my child to form good habits and take the lead for her.

36. Brother Zhi finally started school, and the beast came back from the pool. When the old mother sent him away, she couldn't bear to part with it, but tears still flowed out.

School is about to start, and my two little beasts can't play with their mothers yet.

38. The child will start school soon, and he has nothing to do. How can I be in a bad mood?

39. The energetic little beast finally started school, and he couldn't be happier.

40. The school term is just around the corner, and the beast is about to return, and my "animal trainer" is about to return to his post. Come on, come on, I'm ready! Come on!

God beast, parents send humor to friends circle and talk about collecting 60 sentences.

The humor of parents who send friends circle at the beginning of school is a 1. "Beast" finally started school! Celebrate the whole world, parents are so happy!

Son, you did well last semester, and your parents were very satisfied. I hope you will continue to work hard this semester and strive for greater progress.

3. The children have started school, and finally have time to make handicrafts … a wave of pineapples full of tropical customs …

4. I want to have a holiday when I start school, and I want to start school when I have a holiday.

The summer vacation is over, the children are going to school, and they need to buy something for the school, but they are still very happy.

6. Turn faith into a diligent channel, receive a signal to fight for your dreams, insert a learning mode in your heart, lead your life to a brilliant road, carry your schoolbag on the first day of school, start for your dreams, study hard, make progress every day, and come on!

7. Let's create a colorful childhood and be healthy and happy every day!

8. Now, although autumn is coming, every one of our faces is filled with the breath of spring, and the autumn wind blows, which is all colorful spring. We must be weaving many beautiful and colorful dreams.

9. The Beast started school and returned to the old pace of life.

10. You are a smart and sensible child. You are polite to your elders, but a little headstrong and arrogant. You refuse to accept criticism from others. The new semester is coming. Besides studying hard, your parents hope you can correct this shortcoming.

1 1. Dad was so happy that he released the wild power in his body …

12. Brother Zhi finally started school, and the beast returned to China. When the old mother said goodbye, she couldn't hold back, but tears still flowed out.

13. Baby, I hope you can get up early and do morning exercises every day, so that your health will be great. I hope you won't get sick again in 2022, or seldom get sick, so your mother won't have to worry about your health.

14. I have a burning silence, and my resentment will be even heavier when I hear about the start of school. Don't push me, I'm afraid I can't control it.

15. School started today. My son put on new clothes and carried a new schoolbag. I hope he has a new beginning in the new semester. Come on, son!

16. The holiday is over, little cute.

17. The little animals started school, and there was a traffic jam immediately.

18. A new life journey has begun. Come on, my baby.

19. It is a relief for the beast to return to the cage. It's a step backwards at home. Maybe you have to feed him when you are fighting for food, and he won't eat at all without coaxing him.

20. End the longest four-month holiday in history. The beast finally returned to the cage.

Humorous talk about parents sending their friends to start school Part II: 2 1. Haha, after the winter vacation, Little Beast finally started school. My wife and I are so happy.

22. Happy National Day. I finally started school. A group of children studying abroad cried and watched the military parade in the early morning, proud and moved, wishing the motherland prosperity.

23. Beast has started the campus mode.

24. School begins. Students put away their mobile phones, take out their exercise books and look carefully. Although the teacher can't see you, you can know whether your dream is listening carefully through your homework. Let's begin our class.

25. The children swimming in the gym finally started school.

26. I can't represent the party and the central government, nor can I represent the local government, but I can represent my family's vegetable gangs, stumps, melons and seedlings, and noodle soup. Have a happy day!

27. Come to the beautiful campus and let go of your dreams. The school day is coming, I wish you a happy campus.

28. It's finally the sixth day. In six days, Big Beast will start school. I'm looking forward to it …

29. Tomorrow was originally a school day, but now it is an online class. I really want to go back to school for blind date, but I really don't want to take online classes.

30. Friends circle welcomes the start of school, and you can't help laughing.

3 1. The first few days of October are also busy. I should take good care of my children. Today, the school finally started.

32. The beast is about to return, and parents who have experienced accompanying reading, helplessness and anxiety finally look forward to the dawn!

33. The Beast starts school! I have mixed feelings! May you grow up healthily! May we learn to experience life!

34. School has finally started, the good days in Xiong Haizi are over, and the old parents should be liberated. ... Beginner Series-Classic Video in God (8)- Swing ...

35. It's the annual donation day again. Children have to start school to pay tuition, and workers have to go home to play millet. History is always strikingly similar.

36. School begins. School, you got my people but not my heart.

37. I finally gained a few pounds during the winter vacation. I am worried about living in school and getting back to my original shape. The child is far away, and the mother is worried ... not yet, I am already worried.

38. Xiong Haizi started school online today. I have a feeling that so many parents don't have to go to work. I really envy them.

39. Why are you still standing? Let's go!

40. God beast starts school tomorrow. Let's have a drink to celebrate. After drinking a bottle, our faces will rise again.

I can't sleep these days, doctor. I am in a bad mood. I can't eat. Doctor: How old are you? I: age. The doctor said: you are about to start school!

42. I have to go back to class in March and have no job. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, the children are finally starting school! !

43. Xiong Haizi is finally starting school. Wake up to play games, computer, mobile phone, screen TV and watch cartoons. The holiday is finally over. I'm going to find He Laoshi. Does anyone feel the same way?

44. It's my son. In the second half of last year, he just went to primary school. On the first day, he lost it twice at school. He couldn't find the classroom, so the class teacher took him back.

45. The beast came back from the cage. Mom closed the door, and the teacher worked hard.

46. Love is like the blue sky, white clouds and clear skies in Wan Li, Wan Li ~ The lunch bag my husband bought me during the exercise last night was so cute. The children are happy to start school. Are parents liberated or trapped?

47. Schools are like prisons. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to jail.

It is gratifying that the beast has returned to the cage.

49. The progress bar of summer vacation is getting shorter and shorter. Some people are happy and others are worried. Children are sad and parents are happy. I quickly left the children with the teacher and tortured them for a summer vacation.

50. The meaning of winter vacation is that there is no class, you can shoot monsters, wild animals and chicken blood, and then you can almost start school.

5 1. Time flies and the children are about to start school.

52. When school started, the beast came back, and my bad temper came back …

53. The child finally started school and started college life.

54. When school starts, parents should pay attention: children are used to the leisurely life in their parents' time during holidays, and when they are about to move towards a tense and boring learning environment, there will be a serious psychological gap. This sense of resistance to anxiety is school phobia. If the child has the above situation, giving more pocket money can alleviate it. However, if children show a desire to learn and expect to return to school, you must be vigilant. Ta must be puppy love. I suggest you fight it at once!

55. I sent two cats away last night, and it feels particularly good to go home today, just like: the beast finally started school.

56. Beasts started school, and the good days for migrant workers were over. .....

57. For parents, this is a festival.

58. My god beast finally started school! Even if I don't want to go, I'm honest now. You are not grandpa, and I don't want to keep you at home. )

59. School begins! I'm going into a boring life again! But for some reason, I like it there and remember her ~ little slacker!

60. The summer vacation has finally passed. I think many parents are as relieved as I am! The days of fighting spirit and courage with the children finally passed … they started school, and we finally had a moment of silence in our ears like a holiday … our mood naturally followed our feelings …